Uploaded August 2020 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Titanfall 2, perhaps more than any other game released in October 2016, suffered horrendously from its release window being sandwiched between two of the biggest first person shooter franchises in the known universe. That said, Titanfall 2 is by no means a bad game. But, what if you wanted to make it one? Can You Beat Titanfall 2 Without Entering A Titan?
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Can You Beat Titanfall 2 Without Entering A Titan? (in text form)
After an incredibly well done and intense opening cinematic that really makes you feel like you’re a Titanfall 2, we’re introduced to our nameless protagonist named Jack Cooper as he enters a simulation within what is effectively already a simulation. You’ve got all sorts of video game mechanics at your disposal here. You can run you can fall you can slide and even use guns. Pretty neat stuff. Don’t wanna brag but I completed the obstacle course in under a minute. These other names above mine are cheaters, the ones below me are a bunch a wusses.
I got the Halo number in my 2nd attempt. Right when the titan falled we got pulled out of the simulation because the war just arrived on our doorstep. A really deally Pilot rescued me from certain doom, I hid buried in the corpse of a destroyed plane while the big guys traded blows, the obvious antagonist drank the blood of the man he just killed, I’m pretty sure that’s what happened, feral poodles saw me as a tasty snack (uwu), I got rescued for the 3rd time already by the pilot, and the real game began.
Task one: Fix the Iron Giant and re-learn the basics of wall running first person shooter mechanics. I won’t lie, the rabid armadillos almost killed me once. I also bopped a few people down into the drink. That’s always fun. After a few more rather basic sequences designed to get a below average player accustomed to playing a video game, I acquired the Titanfall battery, stuck it in BT’s battery sphincter, the big lad came back online, barely, and I was off on another fetch quest. Future technology requires thinking ahead and… math, I guess. I dunno where I was going with that. BT 7274 needed another battery. Some nearby Stormcloaks and their almost sentient paper airplanes were not thrilled about me borrowing the battery until further notice. Some story exposition happened as I parkoured around the ship but nobody plays video games for the story.
Titanfall 2, perhaps more than any other game released in October 2016, suffered horrendously from its release window being sandwiched between two of the biggest first person shooter franchises in the known universe. That said, Titanfall 2 is by no means a bad game. But, what if you wanted to make it one? Can You Beat Titanfall 2 Without Entering A Titan?
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Check out some of my other videos if you liked this one:
Can You Beat Bioshock With Only A Wrench?: youtube.com/watch?v=JY4GfoqI2-0
Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without A Pip-Boy?: youtube.com/watch?v=k0GamZYQwvA
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?: youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Fallout 3 as a Baby?: youtube.com/watch?v=6HLHqINNuM8
Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts?: youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker?: youtube.com/watch?v=vEYakRU58_c
Can You Beat Honest Hearts Without Taking Any Damage?: youtube.com/watch?v=JMrlNpx319A
Twitter: twitter.com/mittensquad
Can You Beat Titanfall 2 Without Entering A Titan? (in text form)
After an incredibly well done and intense opening cinematic that really makes you feel like you’re a Titanfall 2, we’re introduced to our nameless protagonist named Jack Cooper as he enters a simulation within what is effectively already a simulation. You’ve got all sorts of video game mechanics at your disposal here. You can run you can fall you can slide and even use guns. Pretty neat stuff. Don’t wanna brag but I completed the obstacle course in under a minute. These other names above mine are cheaters, the ones below me are a bunch a wusses.
I got the Halo number in my 2nd attempt. Right when the titan falled we got pulled out of the simulation because the war just arrived on our doorstep. A really deally Pilot rescued me from certain doom, I hid buried in the corpse of a destroyed plane while the big guys traded blows, the obvious antagonist drank the blood of the man he just killed, I’m pretty sure that’s what happened, feral poodles saw me as a tasty snack (uwu), I got rescued for the 3rd time already by the pilot, and the real game began.
Task one: Fix the Iron Giant and re-learn the basics of wall running first person shooter mechanics. I won’t lie, the rabid armadillos almost killed me once. I also bopped a few people down into the drink. That’s always fun. After a few more rather basic sequences designed to get a below average player accustomed to playing a video game, I acquired the Titanfall battery, stuck it in BT’s battery sphincter, the big lad came back online, barely, and I was off on another fetch quest. Future technology requires thinking ahead and… math, I guess. I dunno where I was going with that. BT 7274 needed another battery. Some nearby Stormcloaks and their almost sentient paper airplanes were not thrilled about me borrowing the battery until further notice. Some story exposition happened as I parkoured around the ship but nobody plays video games for the story.
