Uploaded August 2019 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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I DO NOT OWN THE SONG THAT HAS BEEN PARODIZED IN THIS VIDEO! I only own my voice! Copyright Infringement not intended.

Instrumental:
(Note: The version used in the video intentionally has a lower pitch than the original one)
youtube.com/watch?v=2OzT6jbKoTk

Lyrics:

Almost made it;
Bowser Castle.
All these bad guys
Make it such a hassle.
Life is long there,
The jumps are a tight squeeze.
I wish I had a Mushroom
In such times like these.

(Chorus)
Country Roads,
Let's a go!
It's-a me,
Mario!
Okey Dokey!
Mama Mia!
Here we go!
Mario!

All my journeys
Revolve around her;
She's the lady
I have to save from Bowser.
Dark and musty
In the castle walls.
Lava traps everywhere
In the creepy halls.

(Chorus)

I hear her voice
From the dungeon now, she calls me.
Bowser's roar
Reminds me of her cell far away.
Running down these halls,
I get a feeling that I'll never make it all the way.
All the way!

(Chorus x2)
Here we go!
(now) Mario!
Here we go!
(me) Mario!