Uploaded December 2023 | Updated September 2026, 6 hours ago

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Inspired by my lack of Vyvanse
Music stolen from here youtube.com/watch?v=bUG2wq6eZsI
ANSI art made by me.
Affs: I have an bottomless golden bucket of dog food
You have a bottomless golden bucket of dog food
Everytime the golden bucket looks empty it fills all the way back up to the top
Everytime the golden bucket looks empty it fills all the way back up to the top
I can materialize and dematerialize the golden bucket at will
You can materialize and dematerialize the golden bucket at will
My golden bucket is soul bound
Your golden bucket is soul bound
The dog food in my bucket summons borzoi dogs when scattered
The dog food in your bucket summons borzoi dogs when scattered
I can control the borzoi dogs through giving them more food
You can control the borzoi dogs through giving them more food
Borzoi dogs love me
Borzoi dogs love you