Uploaded April 2019 | Updated September 2026, 11 hours ago

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Affirmations
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I have the abilities of Bruce Lee’s relative Chin
You have the abilities of Bruce Lee’s relative Chin
I have the power to wipe out all 1.2 billion of the fucking ugly reds
You have the power to wipe out all 1.2 billion of the fucking ugly reds
I have the power of 1000 nukes
You have the power of 1000 nukes
I can fire white balls that explode into human-sized mushroom clouds
You can fire white balls that explode into human-sized mushroom clouds
My white balls can kill any average person in one shot
Your white balls can kill any average person in one shot
I can fire my white balls with my back turned
You can fire your white balls with your back turned
I can cause syringes to fall from the sky
You can cause syringes to fall from the sky
The syringes that fall from the sky give me temporary invulnerability
The syringes that fall from the sky give you temporary invulnerability
Normal people don’t fuck with me
Normal people don’t fuck with you
I am extremely good at 24 forms of martial arts
You are extremely good at 24 forms of martial arts
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