Uploaded December 2009 | Updated September 2026, 19 hours ago
Happy Holidayz!
This song has literally taken me years to finish writing (not because of its difficulty, exactly, but my laziness)- it is done at last. It is my final entry into Grumpycoyotetunes Bring the Song Challenge.
Boozy Eggnog
intro: F G C
(C)Hey lets have a (Em)glass of (F)boozy (G)eggnog!
Lets (C)celebrate the (Am)holidays with (F)hangovers and (G)swearing
(F)Well say how we (G)really feel (F)about each others (G)families
And (F)by the morning no one will (G)remember
Hey lets have a glass of boozy eggnog!
Lets fill the advent calendar with little bottles of Jack Daniels
Build us a nativity with vodka, wine and rum
And by December 2nd it will all be gone
Hey lets have a glass of boozy eggnog!
Lets have two and well go shopping in the mall for Christmas presents
Ill buy something inappropriate for Mom & Dad and while were there
Well look at things to get when we return our crappy gifts on Boxing Day
Hey lets have a glass of boozy eggnog!
Lets don our coats and hats and go regale the neighbours with some carols
It doesnt matter that we dont exactly know the words
Cause its 2 am on Christmas eve so lets go spread some cheer
Hey lets have a glass of boozy eggnog!
Lets celebrate the holidays with hangovers and swearing
Well vow to never drink again and this time really mean it
And when Christmas goes and New Years here well do it all once more
(C)Hey lets have a (Em)glass of (F)boozy (G)eggnog- hold the (C)eggnog
Happy Holidayz!
This song has literally taken me years to finish writing (not because of its difficulty, exactly, but my laziness)- it is done at last. It is my final entry into Grumpycoyotetunes Bring the Song Challenge.
Boozy Eggnog
intro: F G C
(C)Hey lets have a (Em)glass of (F)boozy (G)eggnog!
Lets (C)celebrate the (Am)holidays with (F)hangovers and (G)swearing
(F)Well say how we (G)really feel (F)about each others (G)families
And (F)by the morning no one will (G)remember
Hey lets have a glass of boozy eggnog!
Lets fill the advent calendar with little bottles of Jack Daniels
Build us a nativity with vodka, wine and rum
And by December 2nd it will all be gone
Hey lets have a glass of boozy eggnog!
Lets have two and well go shopping in the mall for Christmas presents
Ill buy something inappropriate for Mom & Dad and while were there
Well look at things to get when we return our crappy gifts on Boxing Day
Hey lets have a glass of boozy eggnog!
Lets don our coats and hats and go regale the neighbours with some carols
It doesnt matter that we dont exactly know the words
Cause its 2 am on Christmas eve so lets go spread some cheer
Hey lets have a glass of boozy eggnog!
Lets celebrate the holidays with hangovers and swearing
Well vow to never drink again and this time really mean it
And when Christmas goes and New Years here well do it all once more
(C)Hey lets have a (Em)glass of (F)boozy (G)eggnog- hold the (C)eggnog
