Uploaded October 2009 | Updated September 2026, 1 day ago
Not my bedroom! I've been in a hotel in Victoria for the last 5 days, if you've been wondering. I go home tomorrow.
This song was also written, but never recorded, quite a while ago. Now I am bringing it to the challenge.
Verse & between verses: D G C G
Bridges: Am F G
You're so smart, how can I compete with you?
Your logic so infallible, your questions so rhetorical
And so charming when you do that thing with your voice
To make yourself sound charminger
I wish I could sound charminger
I never said I wasn't stupid
But then again I never said you weren't stupid
Your taste's impeccable- you know just how to dress and act
Next to you I'm a hobo- a gorilla dressed as a hobo
And so well-bred, next to you I'm an X-file
A creepy season one X-file, a crappy season 7 X-file
I never said I wasn't petty
Or that I wouldn't cross the street if I saw you coming
Please don't worry, it didn't mean anything
When I accidentally went to the store at the same time you were at the store
And please don't worry, it didn't mean anything
When I accidentally wore that hat that looks exactly like your hat
That hat you can never wear again because of me
Your so well-mannered and so polite
Next to you I'm a pirate, a crusty salty pirate
And indispensible, your time is worth its weight in gold
But I'm a swollen appendix or a spider monkey's thumbs
I never said I wasn't lazy
Or that I'd try to hide it when I roll my eyes
You're so charming when you do that thing with your voice, to make yourself less charmless
It couldn't be more charmless
And so smart, next to you I'm a circus dog
A super genius circus dog from a race of genius super dogs
It makes me sad that we don't get along
If by "sad" I mean that I don't care
I never said I wasn't pitiful
Or that I wouldn't pretend not to see you when you're standing right there
Please don't worry, it didn't mean anything
That time I said hello to you, I really just meant "hell"
And please don't worry, I'll never try to talk to you or ask for your opinion or try to be your pal
And I'd appreciate it if you'd do the same for me...
Not my bedroom! I've been in a hotel in Victoria for the last 5 days, if you've been wondering. I go home tomorrow.
This song was also written, but never recorded, quite a while ago. Now I am bringing it to the challenge.
Verse & between verses: D G C G
Bridges: Am F G
You're so smart, how can I compete with you?
Your logic so infallible, your questions so rhetorical
And so charming when you do that thing with your voice
To make yourself sound charminger
I wish I could sound charminger
I never said I wasn't stupid
But then again I never said you weren't stupid
Your taste's impeccable- you know just how to dress and act
Next to you I'm a hobo- a gorilla dressed as a hobo
And so well-bred, next to you I'm an X-file
A creepy season one X-file, a crappy season 7 X-file
I never said I wasn't petty
Or that I wouldn't cross the street if I saw you coming
Please don't worry, it didn't mean anything
When I accidentally went to the store at the same time you were at the store
And please don't worry, it didn't mean anything
When I accidentally wore that hat that looks exactly like your hat
That hat you can never wear again because of me
Your so well-mannered and so polite
Next to you I'm a pirate, a crusty salty pirate
And indispensible, your time is worth its weight in gold
But I'm a swollen appendix or a spider monkey's thumbs
I never said I wasn't lazy
Or that I'd try to hide it when I roll my eyes
You're so charming when you do that thing with your voice, to make yourself less charmless
It couldn't be more charmless
And so smart, next to you I'm a circus dog
A super genius circus dog from a race of genius super dogs
It makes me sad that we don't get along
If by "sad" I mean that I don't care
I never said I wasn't pitiful
Or that I wouldn't pretend not to see you when you're standing right there
Please don't worry, it didn't mean anything
That time I said hello to you, I really just meant "hell"
And please don't worry, I'll never try to talk to you or ask for your opinion or try to be your pal
And I'd appreciate it if you'd do the same for me...
