Uploaded April 2018 | Updated September 2026, 11 hours ago
Bob Ross paints an iconic Outback scene for us today, complete with eucalyptus trees, a billabong and some bloke.
Hope you cunce enjoy, I'd like to thank everyone whose supported me. Thank you so much.
SCRIPT
How's it goin ya cunts? Bloody good to see ya. Welcome back to Painting with oldmate Robbo. Today, we're gonna put some shit on this bloody canvas and maybe it'll end up lookin' like the outback ay? Fuckin oath lets get into it cobber.
Alright lets start with some classic Falcon taxi yellow. And just start scrubbin' this thing all over the place. Little bit here, little bit over by woop woop who fuckin cares. Solid strokes and she'll be right mate, no worries at all.
Righto next ya wanna mix these two cunts together to create the eucalyptus trees we know and love. Ya know like those ones we planted over in yankland that caught fire and fucked em up? Bloody classic Straya stitch-up right there. We feasted on many yank tears that day. When you're paintin' this bullshit just remember to be happy and proud that you're a true-blue Aussie shitposter. Because that's what bein' a sick cunt is all about ay.
Anyway once you're done with those highly-flammable fuckers, I reckon it's a grouse idea to put a fuckin' billabong out here. Start with your taxi yellow to create some fancy bullshit water reflections because I dunno cunts just love that shit. No need to be a bloody poofta about it either just nice solid strokes mate. No worries.
There we go cunts that billabong looks fuckin' tops ay. So now, I reckon we could put some cunt next to one of these eucalyptus buggers. Maybe oldmate has had some bush tucker or a couple of snags and he's just takin' a load off ya know. You can just tell this cunt is bloody thankful for living in the greatest country in the world. I Couldn't agree with ya more mate.
Well after you're done paintin' that sick cunt you wanna move on to your finishing touches. Bit of shit here, maybe parts of a run-over kangaroo over there. Fuckin' hell that actually looks pretty bloody good, what a ripper! Don't forget to put your name at the bottom ya
bloody drongos.
Yeah nah that's about it, I hope you cunts will join me next week, we're gonna be paintin' a fair-dinkum classic - the Aussie ute. I give two-fifths of fuck-all if you're Holden or Ford, a ute is a bloody ute alright. Anyway thanks for watchin' mate and I'll catch you cunts later.
Producer - Mate what the fuck is wrong with ya? You were meant to do the ute one this week.
Not happy Jan, not happy.
Robbo - What? Oh fair-dinkum? Fuck's sake, sorry mate.
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Bob Ross paints an iconic Outback scene for us today, complete with eucalyptus trees, a billabong and some bloke.
Hope you cunce enjoy, I'd like to thank everyone whose supported me. Thank you so much.
SCRIPT
How's it goin ya cunts? Bloody good to see ya. Welcome back to Painting with oldmate Robbo. Today, we're gonna put some shit on this bloody canvas and maybe it'll end up lookin' like the outback ay? Fuckin oath lets get into it cobber.
Alright lets start with some classic Falcon taxi yellow. And just start scrubbin' this thing all over the place. Little bit here, little bit over by woop woop who fuckin cares. Solid strokes and she'll be right mate, no worries at all.
Righto next ya wanna mix these two cunts together to create the eucalyptus trees we know and love. Ya know like those ones we planted over in yankland that caught fire and fucked em up? Bloody classic Straya stitch-up right there. We feasted on many yank tears that day. When you're paintin' this bullshit just remember to be happy and proud that you're a true-blue Aussie shitposter. Because that's what bein' a sick cunt is all about ay.
Anyway once you're done with those highly-flammable fuckers, I reckon it's a grouse idea to put a fuckin' billabong out here. Start with your taxi yellow to create some fancy bullshit water reflections because I dunno cunts just love that shit. No need to be a bloody poofta about it either just nice solid strokes mate. No worries.
There we go cunts that billabong looks fuckin' tops ay. So now, I reckon we could put some cunt next to one of these eucalyptus buggers. Maybe oldmate has had some bush tucker or a couple of snags and he's just takin' a load off ya know. You can just tell this cunt is bloody thankful for living in the greatest country in the world. I Couldn't agree with ya more mate.
Well after you're done paintin' that sick cunt you wanna move on to your finishing touches. Bit of shit here, maybe parts of a run-over kangaroo over there. Fuckin' hell that actually looks pretty bloody good, what a ripper! Don't forget to put your name at the bottom ya
bloody drongos.
Yeah nah that's about it, I hope you cunts will join me next week, we're gonna be paintin' a fair-dinkum classic - the Aussie ute. I give two-fifths of fuck-all if you're Holden or Ford, a ute is a bloody ute alright. Anyway thanks for watchin' mate and I'll catch you cunts later.
Producer - Mate what the fuck is wrong with ya? You were meant to do the ute one this week.
Not happy Jan, not happy.
Robbo - What? Oh fair-dinkum? Fuck's sake, sorry mate.
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