Uploaded September 2019 | Updated September 2026, 11 hours ago
Welcome back to another scarnoncunce aussie dub. What if Half Life was voiced by an australian you ask? Well, this happens. Enjoy whatever this is ya bloody cunce.
Honestly I think he's a bit late if he's tryin' to hop on the algorithm... as always.
ROUGH SCRIPT
HALF LIFE 1 DUBBED BY AN AUSTRALIAN
"Automated" voice - Mornin' mate, welcome to the XXXX Research Facility. And yes, we usually only put one cunt on the train at all times cause you're a big bunch of fucken' dumb cunts.
Security bashin on door - Damo c'mon let us in mate!
AV - The time is, 11:36am. Which is about the time you should be chowing down on a meat pie or snag roll, with a longneck or five to wash it down. The outside temperature is fuckin' bullshit, so be glad youre in the air-con and not dehydrated out in the bloody desert aye?
If you have not submitted evidence that you can down multiple schooners of piss without chuckin' up, please report to the nearest cunt in Hi-Vis and ask for a piss-up evaluation test. Best of luck ya fucken' lightweights.
Righto that's it, get out, fuck off, got places to be, people to pick up. Piss to sink, durries to light, all that shit. Fair suck of the sav cunt..
Security opening train - Mornin' gordo, fuck me you're runnin' late aren't ya?
Security at desk - G'day Gordo I- Hey where are you goin' ya wanker?
*Gordo snickers*
Microwave scientist - Oi what the fuck are ya doin'? Get out of here ya shit cunt! There goes me fucken grub...
Suit - Nah yeah I'm a suit that talks it's fucken' hectic aye?
Security retina scan door - Yeah hang on Peter Brock gotta buzz ya in first mate.
Scientist observation room left (nasal) - Gordo mate you're here, how the fuck are ya?
Scientist observation room right (Deep, gravelly) - Yeah we boosted whatever the fuck's in there just like we did to yer ute last week. Bit of a gamble but she'll be right.
Scientist observation room middle (normal/high) - I don't know what else to say apart from 'get the fuck on with it will yas'.
Scientist observation room left - They're waiting for your Gordo, in the test chamber.
SOR Mid - Why'd ya say it like that ya cockhead? Ya sound like a deadset spastic.
SOR Left - Fuck up cunt why don't you tell him next time for fu-
SOR Rgt - Righto Gords, there's no elevator in there so get yer arse up that ladder will ya?
SOR Mid - You know what any of this shit means?
SOR Rgt - Not a fucken' clue aye, but ahh she'll be right.
SOR Mid - Nah yeah nice and easy Gordo, nice a- OH FUCK, YOU FUCKEN' COCKHEAD WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YA DONE?!
*others yell obscenities*
SOR Rgt - OH FUCK ME DEAD, GORDO GET AWAY FROM IT MATE! Nah stuff this I'm off like a bondi tra- AGH *others scream*
Meanwhile, in freema- I mean Gordo's mind!
Aw everything takes fucken yonks around here fair dinkum..
Hurry the fuck up you slow cunt
And now back to our scheduled programming... ya cunts
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Welcome back to another scarnoncunce aussie dub. What if Half Life was voiced by an australian you ask? Well, this happens. Enjoy whatever this is ya bloody cunce.
Honestly I think he's a bit late if he's tryin' to hop on the algorithm... as always.
ROUGH SCRIPT
HALF LIFE 1 DUBBED BY AN AUSTRALIAN
"Automated" voice - Mornin' mate, welcome to the XXXX Research Facility. And yes, we usually only put one cunt on the train at all times cause you're a big bunch of fucken' dumb cunts.
Security bashin on door - Damo c'mon let us in mate!
AV - The time is, 11:36am. Which is about the time you should be chowing down on a meat pie or snag roll, with a longneck or five to wash it down. The outside temperature is fuckin' bullshit, so be glad youre in the air-con and not dehydrated out in the bloody desert aye?
If you have not submitted evidence that you can down multiple schooners of piss without chuckin' up, please report to the nearest cunt in Hi-Vis and ask for a piss-up evaluation test. Best of luck ya fucken' lightweights.
Righto that's it, get out, fuck off, got places to be, people to pick up. Piss to sink, durries to light, all that shit. Fair suck of the sav cunt..
Security opening train - Mornin' gordo, fuck me you're runnin' late aren't ya?
Security at desk - G'day Gordo I- Hey where are you goin' ya wanker?
*Gordo snickers*
Microwave scientist - Oi what the fuck are ya doin'? Get out of here ya shit cunt! There goes me fucken grub...
Suit - Nah yeah I'm a suit that talks it's fucken' hectic aye?
Security retina scan door - Yeah hang on Peter Brock gotta buzz ya in first mate.
Scientist observation room left (nasal) - Gordo mate you're here, how the fuck are ya?
Scientist observation room right (Deep, gravelly) - Yeah we boosted whatever the fuck's in there just like we did to yer ute last week. Bit of a gamble but she'll be right.
Scientist observation room middle (normal/high) - I don't know what else to say apart from 'get the fuck on with it will yas'.
Scientist observation room left - They're waiting for your Gordo, in the test chamber.
SOR Mid - Why'd ya say it like that ya cockhead? Ya sound like a deadset spastic.
SOR Left - Fuck up cunt why don't you tell him next time for fu-
SOR Rgt - Righto Gords, there's no elevator in there so get yer arse up that ladder will ya?
SOR Mid - You know what any of this shit means?
SOR Rgt - Not a fucken' clue aye, but ahh she'll be right.
SOR Mid - Nah yeah nice and easy Gordo, nice a- OH FUCK, YOU FUCKEN' COCKHEAD WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YA DONE?!
*others yell obscenities*
SOR Rgt - OH FUCK ME DEAD, GORDO GET AWAY FROM IT MATE! Nah stuff this I'm off like a bondi tra- AGH *others scream*
Meanwhile, in freema- I mean Gordo's mind!
Aw everything takes fucken yonks around here fair dinkum..
Hurry the fuck up you slow cunt
And now back to our scheduled programming... ya cunts
DISCORD SERVER: discordapp.com/invite/dUFkReq
**Wanna support me?**
PAYPAL: paypal.me/scarnoncuncedonate
