Uploaded July 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
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An intergalactic British pop anthem has landed in Clacton-on-Sea.
Featuring a parody version of the parody personality Count Binface. A politician with substance that we can all get behind in these trying times. (The real Binface can't laser beam people! He's not an actual threat to public property!)
BIN, BIN, BINFACE! COMING DOWN FROM OUTER SPACE.
It’s a political satire about modern Britain, anti-establishment branding and the strange possibility that the candidate wearing a bin may be the most sensible person in the room.
The singer is none other than 'Basic Craig' an AI rendering of an average British bloke that you'd likely find down at the pub if he actually existed in this dimension.
This is an independent comedy and satire project. It is not affiliated with Count Binface, Nigel Farage, Reform UK or any political campaign. References to political controversies are satirical and should not be interpreted as findings of wrongdoing.
♻️ Recycle the promises.
🚀 Recycle the spin.
🗑️ Put all the nonsense straight in the bin.
#CountBinface #PoliticalSatire #britishcomedy
◆ STREAM IT NOW! ◆
Prepare to drive yourself and everyone else mad with Bin, Bin, Binface - Basic Craig!
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◆ THE LYRICS ◆
Attention, citizens of Clacton
Your democratic choices are loading.
Three, two, one—
He came from Sigma Number Nine
With a silver cape and policies fine
Ninety-nine flakes for ninety-nine p
Affordable housing — possibly three
Across the stage in a tailored suit
Comes the rebel with the billionaire loot
Says he’s fighting the powers that be
While five million questions orbit the sea
One says the system’s out to get him
One wears the system on his head
One promises a revolution
One wants the hand dryer moved instead
Bin, bin, Binface
Coming down from outer space
Bin, bin, Binface
What a very British race
One man’s a dodgy millionaire,
The other literally looks like a bin
Clacton, Clacton, make some noise
Look at the state of your available choice
Bin-bin-bin-bin
Bin-bin-bin-bin
Binface!
Recycle the promises
Recycle the spin
Put all the nonsense
Straight in the bin
Bin-bin-bin-bin
Binface!
Nationalise Adele by dawn
VAR abolished before the lawn
Kebabs affordable, croissants capped
Finally, a manifesto based on snacks
Meanwhile someone calls it people versus power
Television studio, speaking fee hour
Crypto planets glowing bright
Nothing to declare in the satellite light
One arrived in a cosmic cruiser
One arrived surrounded by press
One has plans for interstellar peace
One has paperwork to address
Bin, bin, Binface
Coming down from outer space
Bin, bin, Binface
What a very British race
One man’s a dodgy millionaire,
The other literally looks like a bin
Clacton, Clacton, make some noise
Look at the state of your available choice
Bin-bin-bin-bin
Bin-bin-bin-bin
Binface!
Breaking news from Planet Earth:
The sensible candidate has a dustbin for a head.
The anti-establishment candidate is wasting tax payer money,
Democracy is functioning normally.
Please remain calm.
Who fixes Britain? Nobody knows
Who capped the price of pastry dough?
Who moved the dryer? Who cleared the street?
Who brought a spaceship to the Essex seaside beach?
Bin, bin, Binface
British politics in outer space
Bin, bin, Binface
Probably better than Nigel!
Five thousand years of Recyclon wisdom
Versus another Westminster spin
Clacton, Clacton, sing it loud
There’s something strange above the crowd
Bin, bin, Binface
Coming down from outer space
Bin, bin, Binface
What a very British race
Recycle the promises
Recycle the spin
Whatever happens—
Put the nonsense in the bin
Bin-bin-bin-bin
Binface!
◆ THE PROMPT ◆
You can make your own version with the prompt below:
Irresistibly catchy British chart-pop and dance-pop novelty anthem at 124 BPM, with genuine radio-hit production, Punchy four-on-the-floor drums, elastic disco bass, bright synth hooks, rhythmic guitar, handclaps, crowd chants and a huge euphoric chorus built around “Bin, bin, Binface, ” Warm, charismatic British male vocal, playful spoken news announcements and robotic alien backing vocals, Blend polished modern pop, light Eurodance, festival energy and quirky retro sci-fi sounds: theremin, spaceship bleeps, vocoder harmonies and cosmic risers, Witty conversational verses, tension-building pre-choruses and explosive communal singalong hooks, Funny but not childish or cheap, Slick, confident, meme-ready and instantly catchy, with a 10-second hook suited to TikTok, Shorts, football crowds and radio, Clean modern mix, strong bass, immediate opening hook and triumphant final key change
◆ THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT ◆
Building a channel takes a lot of work, and I wouldn't be able to do it without all the support, so it's much appreciated!
Learn how it was made on Skool:
skool.com/the-hidden-archive-4393
An intergalactic British pop anthem has landed in Clacton-on-Sea.
Featuring a parody version of the parody personality Count Binface. A politician with substance that we can all get behind in these trying times. (The real Binface can't laser beam people! He's not an actual threat to public property!)
BIN, BIN, BINFACE! COMING DOWN FROM OUTER SPACE.
It’s a political satire about modern Britain, anti-establishment branding and the strange possibility that the candidate wearing a bin may be the most sensible person in the room.
The singer is none other than 'Basic Craig' an AI rendering of an average British bloke that you'd likely find down at the pub if he actually existed in this dimension.
This is an independent comedy and satire project. It is not affiliated with Count Binface, Nigel Farage, Reform UK or any political campaign. References to political controversies are satirical and should not be interpreted as findings of wrongdoing.
♻️ Recycle the promises.
🚀 Recycle the spin.
🗑️ Put all the nonsense straight in the bin.
#CountBinface #PoliticalSatire #britishcomedy
◆ STREAM IT NOW! ◆
Prepare to drive yourself and everyone else mad with Bin, Bin, Binface - Basic Craig!
distrokid.com/hyperfollow/basiccraig/bin-bin-binface
◆ THE LYRICS ◆
Attention, citizens of Clacton
Your democratic choices are loading.
Three, two, one—
He came from Sigma Number Nine
With a silver cape and policies fine
Ninety-nine flakes for ninety-nine p
Affordable housing — possibly three
Across the stage in a tailored suit
Comes the rebel with the billionaire loot
Says he’s fighting the powers that be
While five million questions orbit the sea
One says the system’s out to get him
One wears the system on his head
One promises a revolution
One wants the hand dryer moved instead
Bin, bin, Binface
Coming down from outer space
Bin, bin, Binface
What a very British race
One man’s a dodgy millionaire,
The other literally looks like a bin
Clacton, Clacton, make some noise
Look at the state of your available choice
Bin-bin-bin-bin
Bin-bin-bin-bin
Binface!
Recycle the promises
Recycle the spin
Put all the nonsense
Straight in the bin
Bin-bin-bin-bin
Binface!
Nationalise Adele by dawn
VAR abolished before the lawn
Kebabs affordable, croissants capped
Finally, a manifesto based on snacks
Meanwhile someone calls it people versus power
Television studio, speaking fee hour
Crypto planets glowing bright
Nothing to declare in the satellite light
One arrived in a cosmic cruiser
One arrived surrounded by press
One has plans for interstellar peace
One has paperwork to address
Bin, bin, Binface
Coming down from outer space
Bin, bin, Binface
What a very British race
One man’s a dodgy millionaire,
The other literally looks like a bin
Clacton, Clacton, make some noise
Look at the state of your available choice
Bin-bin-bin-bin
Bin-bin-bin-bin
Binface!
Breaking news from Planet Earth:
The sensible candidate has a dustbin for a head.
The anti-establishment candidate is wasting tax payer money,
Democracy is functioning normally.
Please remain calm.
Who fixes Britain? Nobody knows
Who capped the price of pastry dough?
Who moved the dryer? Who cleared the street?
Who brought a spaceship to the Essex seaside beach?
Bin, bin, Binface
British politics in outer space
Bin, bin, Binface
Probably better than Nigel!
Five thousand years of Recyclon wisdom
Versus another Westminster spin
Clacton, Clacton, sing it loud
There’s something strange above the crowd
Bin, bin, Binface
Coming down from outer space
Bin, bin, Binface
What a very British race
Recycle the promises
Recycle the spin
Whatever happens—
Put the nonsense in the bin
Bin-bin-bin-bin
Binface!
◆ THE PROMPT ◆
You can make your own version with the prompt below:
Irresistibly catchy British chart-pop and dance-pop novelty anthem at 124 BPM, with genuine radio-hit production, Punchy four-on-the-floor drums, elastic disco bass, bright synth hooks, rhythmic guitar, handclaps, crowd chants and a huge euphoric chorus built around “Bin, bin, Binface, ” Warm, charismatic British male vocal, playful spoken news announcements and robotic alien backing vocals, Blend polished modern pop, light Eurodance, festival energy and quirky retro sci-fi sounds: theremin, spaceship bleeps, vocoder harmonies and cosmic risers, Witty conversational verses, tension-building pre-choruses and explosive communal singalong hooks, Funny but not childish or cheap, Slick, confident, meme-ready and instantly catchy, with a 10-second hook suited to TikTok, Shorts, football crowds and radio, Clean modern mix, strong bass, immediate opening hook and triumphant final key change
◆ THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT ◆
Building a channel takes a lot of work, and I wouldn't be able to do it without all the support, so it's much appreciated!
