![[Beat Hazard Ultra] Pony Swag Megamix @DerpyTwizzle](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/gTssuoi73ko/maxresdefault.jpg)
Uploaded September 2011 | Updated September 2026, 2 days ago
Balls awful score because I just went for completion instead of multiplier. Still, 18 fucking minutes is an awful long time to be swaggin' with seizures.
Text at the start was me challenging /filly2. First one to finish would get my next paycheck, which amounts to around 2 grand. Good thing I'm the fuckin' best, eh? :)
This took 4 tries. 61%, 69%, 75%, and then I changed up my perks and blew the shit out for the 100%. If I ran my score perks and somehow survived, this would probably be a 500m song. Perhaps I shall do that, though 18 min is a long god damn time to play.
Balls awful score because I just went for completion instead of multiplier. Still, 18 fucking minutes is an awful long time to be swaggin' with seizures.
Text at the start was me challenging /filly2. First one to finish would get my next paycheck, which amounts to around 2 grand. Good thing I'm the fuckin' best, eh? :)
This took 4 tries. 61%, 69%, 75%, and then I changed up my perks and blew the shit out for the 100%. If I ran my score perks and somehow survived, this would probably be a 500m song. Perhaps I shall do that, though 18 min is a long god damn time to play.
![[Beat Hazard Ultra] Pony Swag Megamix](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/gTssuoi73ko/mqdefault.jpg "[Beat Hazard Ultra] Pony Swag Megamix
Balls awful score because I just went for completion instead of multiplier. Still, 18 fucking minutes is an awful long time to be swaggin with seizures.
Text at the start was me challenging /filly2. First one to finish would get my next paycheck, which amounts to around 2 grand. Good thing Im the fuckin best, eh? :)
This took 4 tries. 61%, 69%, 75%, and then I changed up my perks and blew the shit out for the 100%. If I ran my score perks and somehow survived, this would probably be a 500m song. Perhaps I shall do that, though 18 min is a long god damn time to play.")
![[MLP:FiM] Ego (Hay Hay Hay)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/g_qIL8FvjFY/mqdefault.jpg "[MLP:FiM] Ego (Hay Hay Hay)
Song: Ego by [spunge]
Website: http://spunge.co.uk/
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/spungeuk
Music and Video owned by their respective people, blah blah.
LYRICS:
Hey, Kate, you and me should make a date
To have a little loving in the back row
Tell your mum youre gonna have a lot of fun
But dont tell daddy, thats a no-no
Hope it wont offend, maybe you could bring a friend
We could have more fun with three
If shes up for some, you could even bring your mum
Shes kinda cute and shes got a thing for me
All you ever think about is me, me, me
And I can understand it
My egos got so big lately
Swear that you could see it standing on another planet
I wouldve thought youd have noticed
My egos too big
Yeah Im your host with the mostest
My egos too big
Dont tell me you havent noticed
My egos too big
Hi, Im your host with the mostest
Hey teach, remember when you used to preach
Gonna have to stop that, if you wanna do well
As a rule always had to act a fool
But look at me now, shows you never can tell
Now youre finally listening to me, me, me
And thats not how you planned it
My egos got so big lately
Swear that you could see it standing on another planet
Maybe you think were guilty of having rock-star attitudes
Maybe youre just jealous cos youve seen our faces in the news
Maybe its just that youre out of practise
Hell yeah! Taking that for granted
Spend most of the year, living out a suitcase
The only sleep we get is when were travelling to the next place
Hell yeah! I miss my family
But Ive got all my best friends right here around me
And its worth for that one hour
Get up on stage and feel that power
Me and you have got this understanding
Better clear the floor
My egos coming in for landing")
![[Beat Hazard] MLP:FIM Pinkie Pie Can-Can - SUICIDAL](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hIEvvVz3KTc/mqdefault.jpg "[Beat Hazard] MLP:FIM Pinkie Pie Can-Can - SUICIDAL
After trying this song in Audiosurf, I figured Id see if it was as nuts in Beat Hazard. Nope.")
![[MLP:FiM] [EXPLICIT] Shes a Whorse](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hY5iLIMkZ5w/mqdefault.jpg "[MLP:FiM] [EXPLICIT] Shes a Whorse
Artist: The Poxy Boggards - http://www.poxyboggards.com/
Song: Shes a Whore
Buy their music! http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/ThePoxyBoggards
All video from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Season 1
All random artwork made transparent / vectored by Menelven / Trixie (of /Filly and /Filly2 on synchtube)
This PMV was created under the influence of a -lot- of alcohol. I was remarkably drunk during the creation, and I realize it is in very poor taste. Try not to get too butthurt if Rarity is your waifu, and remember this is done tongue in cheek.
LYRICS:
A daughter of a farming man, a lass with raven locks
I met her at the cock & balls, a tavern by the docks
Although we courted but a week, my love for her persisted
for when with her we swived in ways I never knew existed!
Shes a whore, yes a whore
A lass of myth and lore
A pontifex of oral sex
Shell ride you till youre sore
Yes shes a whore, yes a whore
She is dear to fleet and core
Her legs are splayed, well all get laid
By the whore that we adore
Her bossums were named Mary, for they were pure and white
Her muff was named Elizabeth, cause it was nice and tight
Her nips were named Daisy and Rose, for theyre like flowering buds
But her ass was named the River Thames cause it is full of mud!
CHORUS
Well soon after we parted ways, I saw her with me friend
They courted for a week or two, but that came to an end
She then did hop from bed to bed, but what made me so mad
Was after several months had passed I saw her with me dad!
CHORUS
One day while at the tavern here I heard unhappy news
This country lass had died of clap, oh what a jewel to lose
Tis not as sad as one may think, as I soon realized
For all the saints now pass her round the big bed in the sky!
CHORUS
THAT WHORE!")
![[Beat Hazard Ultra] Flutter F (Theme from Canterlot Palace Guard) [No BGM]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/lacAe0VPwzU/mqdefault.jpg "[Beat Hazard Ultra] Flutter F (Theme from Canterlot Palace Guard) [No BGM]
Song & MP3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjBjtktLT9U&feature=feedf
Did this run moderately (ok really) drunk. Could do better, did not care. Rabies started this as an FL tutorial for me (as I was supposed to do this song) then fucking OWNED it hard. Its too good. Love it, like it, and get on it.")
