Uploaded August 2011 | Updated September 2026, 1 day ago

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Audio by: youtube.com/user/51stSheep
Video originally by: youtube.com/user/Viraus2
Original song: I'm on Crack - The Left Rights: youtube.com/watch?v=0GLoHifu6aM

This was actually kind of a pain in the ass. The timing is slightly different than the "cupcakes and crack" speed up I did before, and to make it more amusing I'd deleted that .veg file. This video was timed out from Viraus2's source to avoid multiple renderings / quality nuke. Unfortunately the slight change in timing causes some frame glitches in the source, and there isn't much to be done about that without way more work than this is worth.

Yes, it starts to lose a bit of sync at the end. No, I didn't care enough to re-render it for a 3rd time. You're just loopin' the song cuz you love it anyway.

All the same, I take no credit for any of the creativity involved here.

(Consider this filler. If you've found my alt account, you know what the hell I'm working on.)

LYRICS:

Everybody left to right
Crackhead down

Back in '79 I did the John Belushi
And 1992 I did the Chris Farley
And 2008 I did the Cloverfield monster
I said fuck that shit and went back to the Belushi

It's like cats, cats, cats cats cats
Back in the day it's like cats cats cats
I know what it takes to make things worse
And I know what it takes to put a nigger in a hearse

I'm on CRACK
Break it down
Break, break, break
Break it down
Break, break, break
I'm on CRACK
Break it down
Break, break it, break it
Yo crackhead down

Pull to the right, pull to the left
Pull to the right, to the left

This little piggy is in the market
For some motherfuckers who wanna start shit
Asian people love golf (What?)
Asian people love golf!