Uploaded August 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Writer: Brett Stelmaszek
Editor: Catlin Stevenson
Music by: @UFD-Music
Yes, give the infants smartphones. They yearn for them.
Apple’s gotten in a bit of trouble over in the land of the boot for this billboard they put up saying “Relax, it’s an iPhone” with a human that can’t even recognize bowel movements properly holding it.
The idea was to showcase how durable the phone is and show it in damaging situations, but it was more taken as, hook em while they’re young.
Apple’s not yet commented on the ad campaign, but folks out there are particularly peeved because of the entire landscape regarding addictive social media that’s led to unhealthy adolescents.
But you know what yinz need to relax, it’s an iPhone. Android, though, if your child has one of those, straight to jail.
Writer: Brett Stelmaszek
Editor: Catlin Stevenson
Music by: @UFD-Music
Yes, give the infants smartphones. They yearn for them.
Apple’s gotten in a bit of trouble over in the land of the boot for this billboard they put up saying “Relax, it’s an iPhone” with a human that can’t even recognize bowel movements properly holding it.
The idea was to showcase how durable the phone is and show it in damaging situations, but it was more taken as, hook em while they’re young.
Apple’s not yet commented on the ad campaign, but folks out there are particularly peeved because of the entire landscape regarding addictive social media that’s led to unhealthy adolescents.
But you know what yinz need to relax, it’s an iPhone. Android, though, if your child has one of those, straight to jail.










