Uploaded April 2018 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago
G'day fuckwits, how's it goin'? Today I would like to welcome you to me newest true-blue fair-dinkum series - Aussie Story Time with ScarnonCunce.
The stories I share with you today come from a bloke on me discord server - Oldmate Cheeky Nandos, hailing from New South Wales. Let's get right fuckin' into it ay?
I hope you guys enjoy this new series I've created. Leave your thoughts/criticisms in the comments section.
TRANSCRIPT
STORY 1:
I was nine years old, and I walked into Big W with me two brothers. There was this claw machine out front, so we went to have a geeze.
We saw this cheeky aboriginal kid in there, and he said to us, "Hey guys, do you want anything?" We replied, "Nah, we're fine thanks." He said,
"Okay." And went back to his business. I don't know how he fit into the fuckin' thing in the first place, because he was as big as me at the time.
Cheeky bastard wasn't even wearin' a bloody shirt.
Story 2:
I was out with the family one time at the beach. We were all eating some ice cream in the car with the windows down. Just talkin' and havin a fuckin'
good time. Out of nowhere, this cooked cunt puts his head in the window and took a bite out of me dad's cornetto. He looked pretty hungry, but
fuck me, that was bloody rude. Anyway, cunt got popped in the snout, and screamed at by me old man. And he scurried off back to wherever the fuck he came from.
I dunno if he was on some shit, or just a bloody hobo.
Story 3:
I used to hang around with some kids along me street after school and on weekends. Mostly riding around on our bikes and whatnot. Every now and then,
these group of abos used to chill with us, and we talked about shit. We actually got along really well to be honest. There were a few incidents though,
where they 'borrowed' our bikes for a spin around the block. They never returned, so we had to call the cops on them atleast twice. We weren't even mad,
because it was expected. We got our bikes back since the cops helped us out. I guess they knew they couldn't get away with stealin' a whole bike, so one
day, they asked us for one of our bikes. This one kid takes the bike seat off and he says (terrible accent) "Ohh mate this is a nice bike seat bro"
They then ran away, and we never saw them ever again.
VIDEO CREDIT
Aussie ute vid by Aaron Green
youtube.com/watch?v=37J4JqR-Z5g
Aussie Flag by Rea Life
youtube.com/watch?v=5WuUm5oODxI
Man Punching Kangaroo in face by Viralhog
youtube.com/watch?v=FIRT7lf8byw
All Aussie Adventures by Tom Gleisner and Working Dog Productions
Magpie Swooping by M1cko
youtube.com/watch?v=yy912NLW7EM
DISCORD SERVER: discordapp.com/invite/dUFkReq
**Wanna support me?**
PAYPAL: paypal.me/scarnoncuncedonate
G'day fuckwits, how's it goin'? Today I would like to welcome you to me newest true-blue fair-dinkum series - Aussie Story Time with ScarnonCunce.
The stories I share with you today come from a bloke on me discord server - Oldmate Cheeky Nandos, hailing from New South Wales. Let's get right fuckin' into it ay?
I hope you guys enjoy this new series I've created. Leave your thoughts/criticisms in the comments section.
TRANSCRIPT
STORY 1:
I was nine years old, and I walked into Big W with me two brothers. There was this claw machine out front, so we went to have a geeze.
We saw this cheeky aboriginal kid in there, and he said to us, "Hey guys, do you want anything?" We replied, "Nah, we're fine thanks." He said,
"Okay." And went back to his business. I don't know how he fit into the fuckin' thing in the first place, because he was as big as me at the time.
Cheeky bastard wasn't even wearin' a bloody shirt.
Story 2:
I was out with the family one time at the beach. We were all eating some ice cream in the car with the windows down. Just talkin' and havin a fuckin'
good time. Out of nowhere, this cooked cunt puts his head in the window and took a bite out of me dad's cornetto. He looked pretty hungry, but
fuck me, that was bloody rude. Anyway, cunt got popped in the snout, and screamed at by me old man. And he scurried off back to wherever the fuck he came from.
I dunno if he was on some shit, or just a bloody hobo.
Story 3:
I used to hang around with some kids along me street after school and on weekends. Mostly riding around on our bikes and whatnot. Every now and then,
these group of abos used to chill with us, and we talked about shit. We actually got along really well to be honest. There were a few incidents though,
where they 'borrowed' our bikes for a spin around the block. They never returned, so we had to call the cops on them atleast twice. We weren't even mad,
because it was expected. We got our bikes back since the cops helped us out. I guess they knew they couldn't get away with stealin' a whole bike, so one
day, they asked us for one of our bikes. This one kid takes the bike seat off and he says (terrible accent) "Ohh mate this is a nice bike seat bro"
They then ran away, and we never saw them ever again.
VIDEO CREDIT
Aussie ute vid by Aaron Green
youtube.com/watch?v=37J4JqR-Z5g
Aussie Flag by Rea Life
youtube.com/watch?v=5WuUm5oODxI
Man Punching Kangaroo in face by Viralhog
youtube.com/watch?v=FIRT7lf8byw
All Aussie Adventures by Tom Gleisner and Working Dog Productions
Magpie Swooping by M1cko
youtube.com/watch?v=yy912NLW7EM
DISCORD SERVER: discordapp.com/invite/dUFkReq
**Wanna support me?**
PAYPAL: paypal.me/scarnoncuncedonate
