Uploaded April 2019 | Updated September 2026, 3 days ago
Has ScarnonCunce sold out!? Some seppo company hired him to try sell their product! Will he stick to their script, or go about it his own way?? I have a feeling they won't be accepting of the changes he has made...
NOTE: I did not actually get contacted to advertise anything, it's a shitpost, should be obvious but still..
Hope yas like this one. I enjoy dubbing infomercials and hope you enjoy watchin' em! Leave your suggestions below and thanks for watchin' aye.
SCRIPT (Roughly..)
1
Hey mate, has your dumb arse ever had to deal with this shit? *sounds of pain and getting pissed off at hurting yourself*
You could pull a dog act and turn the light on, but then you'll just piss yer mrs off ya dumb cunt! (mrs says you fuckin cu-)
OHH WATCH THE STEPS YA DICKHEAD! Fuck me, you lot are just absolutely useless!
2
Well cobber, you're in luck cause I've got the solution for you! Just take your phone and use the screen, or the built-in torch to save your toes and elbows! He- wait what? You're takin' the piss aren't ya? Fucken slippers with a torch in em? Oh you're actually tryin' to sell this munted shit? You cunts are fucken cook- (cooked cut off and new scene)
3
Well cobber, you're in luck cause I've got the solution for you! Fucken' slippers with a torch in em! Yes this ripper of an idea will save your toes and elbows and guide you straight to the shitter for the old 2am wank! (fucken oath cunt)
Now when ya go for a quick tinnie at midnight, ya wont have a couple broken toes to go with it! Bottoms up cunt!
4
As an added bonus, your son will now have time to halt his snake wrangling session when he sees the light of doom as you're about to barge into the cunt's room! (son says: fucken slag almost caught me!) Embarrass your entire bloodline and take em out for a walk with the mutt! (Warning, do not attempt this in Melbourne) Incase ya couldn't tell, these aren't just any ordinary slippers... fucken' hold on cunts, whose watching this shit? You'd have to either be fucken lobotomised or dead not to know tha- (cut off)
5
Yeah so uh, there's weight and light sensors in em and they're probably pretty shithouse and don't work most of the fucken time but, yep there ya go! This is obviously an ingenius product that's true blue and not made by some seppo dickhead! Fuck look at that, seems alright why don't yas buy em? Nah seriously, just buy em I don't know what else to say.. what the fuck how long is 25 feet cunt?
Oi stop runnin in the house ya little cunts ill kick your fucken ar-
6
They look pretty comfortable mate I reckon yer misses would love ya if ya got this for her birthday, guaranteed by this sick cunt himself, fucken oath! Oh look at this poofta would ya, probably had a couple cruisers and now he's wrenched, doggin' the boys mate..
Ay ay ya ay hold on! Why doesn't the little tacker get a pair aye? You cunts cheap or somethin? I'd be fucken fumin if i were you love, you've been stitched up there!
7
Fucken hell mate, get a load of this cooked cunt! Oh man these things are a beaut, you could buy a decent pair of slippers for 30 bucks or some shit, but instead for this gem you'll cough up...
40 FUCKEN BUCKS? PLUS STORAGE AND HA- WHAT THE FU WHAT THE FU WHAT THE FU WHAT THE F
8
So what the bloody hell are ya waitin' for? Pick up your pair of torch slippers today, this deal is not available in any other store because no cunt wants to buy the fucken things! (talking away from mic) Holy shit, get me the fuck outta here, some cunt in melbourne musta cooked this idea up while they were on shrooms, strewth!
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Has ScarnonCunce sold out!? Some seppo company hired him to try sell their product! Will he stick to their script, or go about it his own way?? I have a feeling they won't be accepting of the changes he has made...
NOTE: I did not actually get contacted to advertise anything, it's a shitpost, should be obvious but still..
Hope yas like this one. I enjoy dubbing infomercials and hope you enjoy watchin' em! Leave your suggestions below and thanks for watchin' aye.
SCRIPT (Roughly..)
1
Hey mate, has your dumb arse ever had to deal with this shit? *sounds of pain and getting pissed off at hurting yourself*
You could pull a dog act and turn the light on, but then you'll just piss yer mrs off ya dumb cunt! (mrs says you fuckin cu-)
OHH WATCH THE STEPS YA DICKHEAD! Fuck me, you lot are just absolutely useless!
2
Well cobber, you're in luck cause I've got the solution for you! Just take your phone and use the screen, or the built-in torch to save your toes and elbows! He- wait what? You're takin' the piss aren't ya? Fucken slippers with a torch in em? Oh you're actually tryin' to sell this munted shit? You cunts are fucken cook- (cooked cut off and new scene)
3
Well cobber, you're in luck cause I've got the solution for you! Fucken' slippers with a torch in em! Yes this ripper of an idea will save your toes and elbows and guide you straight to the shitter for the old 2am wank! (fucken oath cunt)
Now when ya go for a quick tinnie at midnight, ya wont have a couple broken toes to go with it! Bottoms up cunt!
4
As an added bonus, your son will now have time to halt his snake wrangling session when he sees the light of doom as you're about to barge into the cunt's room! (son says: fucken slag almost caught me!) Embarrass your entire bloodline and take em out for a walk with the mutt! (Warning, do not attempt this in Melbourne) Incase ya couldn't tell, these aren't just any ordinary slippers... fucken' hold on cunts, whose watching this shit? You'd have to either be fucken lobotomised or dead not to know tha- (cut off)
5
Yeah so uh, there's weight and light sensors in em and they're probably pretty shithouse and don't work most of the fucken time but, yep there ya go! This is obviously an ingenius product that's true blue and not made by some seppo dickhead! Fuck look at that, seems alright why don't yas buy em? Nah seriously, just buy em I don't know what else to say.. what the fuck how long is 25 feet cunt?
Oi stop runnin in the house ya little cunts ill kick your fucken ar-
6
They look pretty comfortable mate I reckon yer misses would love ya if ya got this for her birthday, guaranteed by this sick cunt himself, fucken oath! Oh look at this poofta would ya, probably had a couple cruisers and now he's wrenched, doggin' the boys mate..
Ay ay ya ay hold on! Why doesn't the little tacker get a pair aye? You cunts cheap or somethin? I'd be fucken fumin if i were you love, you've been stitched up there!
7
Fucken hell mate, get a load of this cooked cunt! Oh man these things are a beaut, you could buy a decent pair of slippers for 30 bucks or some shit, but instead for this gem you'll cough up...
40 FUCKEN BUCKS? PLUS STORAGE AND HA- WHAT THE FU WHAT THE FU WHAT THE FU WHAT THE F
8
So what the bloody hell are ya waitin' for? Pick up your pair of torch slippers today, this deal is not available in any other store because no cunt wants to buy the fucken things! (talking away from mic) Holy shit, get me the fuck outta here, some cunt in melbourne musta cooked this idea up while they were on shrooms, strewth!
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