Uploaded May 2026 | Updated September 2026, 5 hours ago

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It took quite a few tries, but I managed to get Bing's video creator to finally give me a reasonable facsimile of Zorba worshipping at the Goddess Athena's altar. Better yet, the thing now supports REAL horizontal video, not just the bullshit smartphone vertical crap. I even added a corset and heels just for fun! And a skirt, of course.

Totally AI generated.