Uploaded December 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Since you've been so good this year, here's another Christmas compilation rammed down your throat with the buttery, acidic, energy-packed, egg-drenched flavor of NOG®. Yes, it's NOG®, the holiday protein dredged up from the most unholy of Earth's holes, and we couldn't be more pleased to welcome them back as a sponsor in our third great year of 5SF: The Revival. And in case the whole concept of NOG® bewilders and frustrates you, we whacked some guest stars into this compilation. That's Metrics for you, baby!
Since you've been so good this year, here's another Christmas compilation rammed down your throat with the buttery, acidic, energy-packed, egg-drenched flavor of NOG®. Yes, it's NOG®, the holiday protein dredged up from the most unholy of Earth's holes, and we couldn't be more pleased to welcome them back as a sponsor in our third great year of 5SF: The Revival. And in case the whole concept of NOG® bewilders and frustrates you, we whacked some guest stars into this compilation. That's Metrics for you, baby!










