Uploaded March 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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00:00 - Intro
00:50 - Nobody Cares
02:18 - You're Not Special
05:34 - Life is What You Make It
07:15 - You're Gonna Die (eventually)
08:30 - Regrets are Worse Than Failure
09:41 - Outro
09:51 - My Documentary is Done!!!