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MCMoo Shroo
Not too bad. Shoutouts to BillyWAR for hanging out with me while redoing the first part of this stage. If you want to potentially hang out with him (or any of the other many fine folks in the SMG ABC Community), come on down to the SMG ABC Discord Server: discord.gg qWVzVF6
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updated 10 months ago
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Song is Run It by clipping: youtu.be/20OY9Clvhw4
clips. are from Limmy's Show. I used this upload: youtube.com/watch?v=xCvCh34c1AE
but I found this higher-quality a little bit ago: youtu.be/4s0R0oeCITA
For the Soap On A Rope bit I specifically used grabbed it from the extended version made by @tahutoa: youtu.be/S9HWZWmMCL8
Small splice at 7:21 because I forgot to shoot out my starbits until I was dumping frames. Also at 2:40, I realized I forgot to crash the cymbal before starting the raising
So the midsection of this stage is incredibly unique (and also very out of place? I really don't get the big floating drums theme in the middle of a Sky Garden stage), between the windmill, the bouncy drums, and the collapsable cymbal. If you've ever played this stage, you've probably noticed that the galoombas actually bounce when you land on their drum; getting these guys airborne made me think you could reasonably get 3 enemies to the cymbal at the end, then squeeze out enough distance with a triple bounce and cloud movement to reach Green Star 2
This stage is really just an exercise in massaging every obstacle until everything just happens to work.
Problem: How do you actually raise the galoombas up to higher drums / the cymbal?
Solution: We already do goomba manip via clouds in a few different stars, notably Green Star 1 of this very stage. Instead of trying to squeeze out distance, though, we'll go for height. Clouds in this game are big enough that if you and an enemy are both on one, you can produce a new one without spinning into your cohabitant
Problem: You only get 3 clouds worth of height at a time, and they disappear quickly. How do you raise the galoombas any higher than this?
Solution: We just return to keep returning to a nearby cloud flower before your last cloud expires. Normally we use this strategy to get about 5 clouds worth of horizontal distance, but since the drums let us travel so fast vertically, we chain clouds to raise enemies for such a long time
Problem: Since you're spending time falling and bouncing on the drums, now you're really pressed for time with the clouds.
Solution: You can get into a quick rhythm of grabbing the cloud flower, producing a cloud right at the drum's height so you can directly walk onto it, bouncing on the drum, raising the goomba with a second cloud, luring the goomba to a better position, creating a third cloud to gain more height and get closer horizontal to the cloud flower, walk off and groundpound to reset the cycle
This process seems pretty obvious but it took a little bit to finetune
Problem: The cymbal and the highest drum are too high up to land on without airspinning or burning a cloud. How will you bring 3 clouds to the cymbal once you lure all the enemies over?
Solution: You can produce a cloud right around the peak of your jump from the second-to-last drum and reuse it after grabbing a fresh cloud flower. It's also a good height so that you can just walk on the rim of the drum when it disappears from under you
When you groundpound the cymbal to produce starbits, the height of the cymbal actually decreases enough so that you can just land on it normally. Of course, this means you'll have a tiny bit less height to help you get to the green star, but it's worth it for the extra cloud you get access to
Problem: There's only 2 galoombas on the drums. How do you get a third enemy up to the cymbal?
Solution: There's a paragoomba right before the windmill. You could probably de-wing it, bring it up using windmill-pushed clouds, and then raise it the same way you do the galoombas
Problem: Goombas don't actually bounce on the drums like galoombas do.
Solution: That's not actually an issue. The fact that galoombas bounce a significant bit only saves time; this bounce isn't critical to starting the raising or anything
Problem: The galoomba keep trying to chase Mario, both on the drums and on the cymbal. Also, due to awkward slopes along the cymbal, they keep walking off the side even when Mario isn't around.
Solution: Yeah this one sucks, but fortunately you can just position them far away enough from where you're going to be ascending so that they won't see you. I actually waste a good amount of time trying not to lose all my progress after I didn't position the 2 galoombas on the cymbal well enough
Problem: Even when you're on a cloud above the goomba and galoombas, they still want to chase after you.
Solution: Luckily player 2 can hold one of the enemies in place. Using player 2 isn't necessary for this star, but locking the goomba's position was a luxury too nice to pass up on, especially since W1 TAS set the precedent of always having P2 active in every star
Problem: The cymbal is too small to position the 3 enemies into convenient spaces to do the triple bounce.
Solution: IDK just shoot them with starbits and hope they end up where you want them lol
Problem: Once you're actually on the cymbal there's no good place to start the triple bounce.
Solution: Guess we'll have to burn a cloud then. If lacking 1 of our clouds causes us to come up shy on the star grab, I'd have to redo this whole stage with Luigi.
Oh but hey look at that-it was more than enough, even with that mediocre triple bounce angle
Song is Sombre Reptiles (2004 Remaster) from Brian Eno's Another Green World: youtu.be/2n3_bLgx4l8
All clips were pulled from one of these 8 sources. I tried to mix and match them so I wouldn't just be straight-up stealing these videos but if you want me to find you a specific clip just ask.
BBC - The Alligators taking over America's golf courses: youtu.be/X5Im4mMFK4A
Golf.com - Giant Gator Walks Across Florida Golf Course: youtu.be/RXn1g0xtUMk
PGA TOUR - Best of: Alligator encounters at the Zurich Classic: youtu.be/HjpOP_CvUvI
PGA TOUR - Birds, snakes and LOTS of gators | Best animal encounters at The Honda Classic: youtu.be/7z5H5n4QeaY
PGA TOUR - Gators. Snakes. Dragons?! Best reptile encounters on PGA TOUR: youtu.be/W12yl2jFINM
PGA TOUR - Three-legged alligator crosses fairway at the Zurich Classic: youtu.be/-7ZHryytkkc
Voice Of America - Massive alligator casually walks across golf course: youtu.be/Cy2akN2bTX4
WFLA News Channel 8 - Massive alligator takes casual stroll through South Carolina golf course: youtu.be/d0Izef1rvF4
Song at the beginning is Lil Uzi Vert - Brah Watch This (ARIZONATEARS Pluggnb Remix) (Slowed and Reverb Version by YouKnownBrkn): youtu.be/NWWHp0HvEm8
Other Sources:
Rhett & Link - We Found A Secret Hole In Our Office: youtu.be/_0-QUpRnMnM
Steve Smash Bros Reveal Trailer (Ripped by NintendoMovies): youtu.be/qBAaQeMnRhs
IntroSpecktive's reaction to the Steve reveal trailer (Compiled by k k1s): youtu.be/I-1DrtiQbrE
I wanted to see how many other songs I could find that used it, and luckily there were only 2 more I could find and both were good. Then I wanted to see if I could get them to seamlessly flow into each other, and I think it came out pretty solid.
Also sorry for the little skit at the end. I couldn't help myself
Sources:
Metal Fingers - Datura Stramonium (0:00 - 0:08)
youtube.com/watch?v=blug5Mkv7z4
Vast Aire ft. MF DOOM - Da Supafrienz (0:09 - 3:04)
youtube.com/watch?v=eIPVWwtq81Y
Masta Ace - Me and My Gang (3:05 - 5:54)
youtu.be/Y6IZiE1FJEs
Joey Bada$$ - World Domination (5:55 - 7:42)
youtu.be/LtPXHNle2w8
deM atlaS - Sum-Mo (7:43 - 9:47)
youtu.be/l29CnPip8wI
Lice (Aesop Rock & Homeboy Sandman) - Ask Anyone (9:48 - 13:07)
youtu.be/x3WRs-86u8g
MF DOOM - Poo Putt Platter (13:08 - 14:21)
youtu.be/rzyAZDHXBLw
Garden UP Landscape - Jensomweed: Everything you need to know about Datura Stramonium, Identification & Removal (intro, ending)
youtube.com/watch?v=GgWdk1i5nBg
Death Grips - Streaky (Lighter flick noise)
youtube.com/watch?v=J32L6dgbA-U
Nat Keefe & Hot Buttered Rum - Come With Us (Gentle Guitar Music during ending)
youtube.com/watch?v=SQUdPSWHRTc
SuperDazza - High Jerma compilation (Bubble blowing sound effects, specifically the 620 games in 1 and Nintendo LABO portions)
youtube.com/watch?v=DDZJJnQgACk
Thumbnail is a panel from Fantastic Four (1961), Issue 17, page 21, pulled using the ZipComic scan: zipcomic.com /fantastic-four-1961-issue-17 . Also shoutouts to Comic Archeology for making the search for interesting Dr. Doom panels a lot less intense comicsarcheology.com /index.php/2020/05/10/fantastic-four-17/, and to SaladBowl for helping me settle on the finished version
This clip is from the latest Adventuring Academy (Season 5, Episode 1) "Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck (with Sam Reich)" right around the 1:26:35 mark if you're trying to find it
Hey speaking of the server: discord.gg qWVzVF6
I know the link isn't clickable. I don't want to send YouTube a picture of my face for verification despite my face having appeared in multiple videos.
Yeah, those of y'all who TAS with Dolphin know how fickle it can be with generating .sav files, and I overwrite the backup savestate at the start of the TAS while trying to play it back. I hit my save hotkey instead of my load hotkey lol.
Luckily my oldest savestate was right before the Dino Pirahna angry phase, so I just redid that part and spliced the video during the cutscene. The starbit count jumps up by 1 as a result, but I don't use them for any reason in this TAS (although it could've made the Major Burrows fight ~1% easier)
Major Burrows is the only interesting fight here, and even then all you do is walk along steep parts of the tree to get air and then fall onto the rocks Major Burrows leaves behind him.
Rerecord Count: ~580 + 5
Edited in one night
I've had this edit playing in my head pretty much nonstop for the past 36 hours youtube.com/shorts/BhrCuSI6h-4
Again sorry about the links not being clickable. Still haven't set up the verification. Just remove the space at the end of the domain.
Video Sources:
Extended footage of Shanghaied - Spongebob (ripped by @DrPizzazz): youtu.be/tFfQSeEHlrs
Twinz (Deep Cover '98) - Big Pun (ft. Fat Joe): youtube.com/watch?v=AiwvPmRTv6M
Patrick Star From The Hood - RADMANRB: deviantart.com /radmanrb/art/Patrick-Star-From-The-Hood-122091476
Mr. Crab [sic] Patrick Star Squidward Plankton 4K PC Desktop: uhdpaper.com /2022/06/mr-crab-patrick-star-squidward-4k-2280g.html
Gangsta Patrick Star Pin, Collectible - blackcatblues: poshmark.com /listing/Gangsta-Patrick-Star-Pin-Collectible-644e05f791e05397390a0053
gangster patrick star - bagott: dragoart.com /artwork/gangster-patrick-star-33162
Dolphin (Spongebob Kookaburra Sound) - Sound Effect for editing - @SoundLibrary1
Patrick Star Gangsta (PSD) - tundlove: officialpsds.com /patrick-star-gangsta-psd-71y8q1
Thumbnail Sources:
The "Look Patrick, Twins" closeup from Sandy's Rocket - Spongebob (ripped by u/ArcaneAdman on Reddit): reddit.com /r/spongebob/comments/c2jo7o/patrick_looktwins/
Fat Joe (PSD) - James34: officialpsds.com /fat-joe-psd-r84py9
Big Pun The Great (PSD) - bookdafirst: officialpsds.com /big-pun-the-great-psd-73kw27
Song is "Or Die" by Clipping. featuring Guce - youtu.be/SharDd-Bf7I
All the shirts from my thumbnail are based on actual SimpleFlips shirts as you might've guessed. Feels wrong not to link to them although I doubt anybody is actually gonna buy a shirt from this specific video description:
Drippy Star: https://simpleflips.shop/products/graffiti-star-t-shirt
You Are In A COMA: https://simpleflips.shop/products/simpleflips-coma-shirt-2
Grandma Is In The Hospital Again: https://simpleflips.shop/products/simpleflips-grandmas-in-the-hospital-again-1
I pulled the Drippy Star logo off Google Images via a Wallpaper Engine upload. Thanks Schwilliam! steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1662036077
Also thank you @HEYimHeroic for telling me that the font on the COMA shirt is a lot closer to Cambria than Times New Roman like I originally had it
I don't think Prince Pikante would've been in such a peppery mood if he had some cool friends to hang out and play Galaxy with. If you don't want to risk becoming peppery yourself, consider joining the SMG ABC Team today!
discord.gg/qWVzVF6
No the link is not clickable but I don't particularly care to do the YouTube verification process.
Yeah, I don't know why I was struggling with the damage boost at the end when I was doing this initially. I got it pretty consistently on both the practice runthrough and the actual recorded playthough this week. I really don't think I was doing anything different.
Clickbait Title: Can you beat PRINCE PIKANTE in Super Mario Galaxy 2 without JUMPING?!
(Yes I have been watching a lot of Folding Ideas recently)
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"Ness, head towards Saturn Valley"
"Okay!"
"What do you see?"
"Oooooh it's a Phase Distorter"
"Yes this is your transport to the Cave To The Past. Hop inside Ness."
"Okay!"
"Are you in the past?"
"Yes"
"OK enter a battle Ness. Is there anybody on the overworld?"
"Yes there's a 1994 Earthbound Octahedron"
"Ok this is very important Ness. I-I need to check, is that enemy a reskin of the Kraken of the Sea from before?"
"Oh my god it is!"
"Jessica this is very important, I need you to use Jeff's Spy ability for me"
"Why?"
"Just use Jeff's Spy ability for me"
"WHY?"
"USE JEFF'S SPY ABILITY FOR ME!"
"OH MY GOD!"
"What is it Ness?"
"OH MY GOOOOD!"
"NESS!"
"IT'S A 1/128, +100 OFFENSE, +127 GUTS 15/16 ACCURACY GUTSY BAT!"
Sources:
redrum - 21 savage: youtu.be/U4mADkt6o-M
redrum instrumental (reproduction by @sledg3r): youtu.be/2QzLXJp2YYE
Sam O'Nella Academy videos used:
The Banana Republics: youtu.be/QgydTdThoeA
Why It Sucked to Be a Pirate: youtu.be/ORmUUhh6O-8
Obscure Obsolete Inventions: youtu.be/K_NRBkJtNAI
The Great Emu War: youtu.be/QOPZQHTNUs0
Sources (in order of appearance):
Tinashe - Nasty (Music Video): youtu.be/jrjESdPsLxE
WatchMojo Intro (Ripped by @ytintros2538 ): youtu.be/uumHKvl869E
Tinashe - Nasty (Instrumental, ripped by @radarweekly ): youtu.be/bxmPvmIFpxg
WatchMojo - Top 10 Worst Video Game Endings (Narration): youtu.be/Hvl5-02W4hU
WatchMojo - Top 20 Worst Video Game Endings Of All Time (Video. I messed up and thought I was using the earlier one lmao): youtu.be/_sZkI03_br4
WatchMojo - Top 10 3D Super Mario Levels (Video and Narration): youtu.be/pfXPUJDnecI
Shine Get! (Captured by @mac1985 ): youtu.be/pz33vT9OVHA
Visual:
QuakeYourBush: Yume Nikki - KyuuKyuu-Kun and Face, starting at 1:03 youtu.be/8Kzty2z_L5U?si=SKfMizJ24Aa3VNwY&t=63
Yume 2kki: Wallpaper 59
Audio:
Death Grips: Steroids (Crouching Tiger Hidden Gabber Megamix), starting about 4:26 youtu.be/JUTKTk60aGk?si=vzqdAWIUgYXzbvv0&t=266
WolfBain came in clutch 22 years ago when creating/publishing the Komika Display Tight font, which was close enough to Banjo Kazooie's Comicrazy that I could still do the thumbnail.
Audio Sources:
OneyPlays - Tiny Clone Hypothetical - youtu.be/fYCIquEc8hA?si=W6uHpTxgA3_jOlPi
Kendrick Lamar - We Cry Together (acapella ripped by Instrumental Music) - youtu.be/QUkZvucTLdQ?si=e7150olEBxKoq9Y8
Video Sources:
The8bitbeast - Banjo Kazooie Any% LOTAD (uncommentated version, also I used a still from it for the thumbnail) - youtu.be/AMdodBJBzKo?si=WEf9bkgLaGqb4OJD
Kendrick Lamar - "We Cry Together" Short Film - youtu.be/wUGyZM9rcnY?si=_-yIi3lTU977ptmU
Also thank you @bigqueef7352 and @bindstf2 for commenting on that video that he both looks and sounds kinda like Jerma, inspiring me to make this lol
Oh and also shoutouts to my IRL bud Houston for screen-recording the Spotify UI because I do not have premium lmao
Other Sources:
Whammy (Death Grips) - youtu.be/-GTenbRPN6A?si=7jLcl47LDEfjczGg
Also shoutouts to u/bigdongus123 on Reddit for connecting The Hillbillies to the Tomar is a Hillbilly rant 7 months before I did: reddit.com/r/OneyPlays / comments/13wepc2
I found their message while trying figure out how many Kendrick Lamar / Oneyplays jokes existed before this.
The answer was 3, now 4, soon to be 5.
Audio Sources:
The Hillbillies (Baby Keem & Kendrick Lamar) - youtube.com/watch?v=Yhivl6fln3s
Tomar Is A Hillbilly (specifically ripped from BrokenMOJO's animation) - youtube.com/watch?v=zkYZG2yKvTA
Wait, a second
Ser-en-dip-i-ty?
Share the disc with a link?
Okay, if you say so. Luckily I already had the link to it on hand: discord.gg/qWVzVF6
You know who's beautiful? Read the first link in this description 😊
"Have you heard the ending of Everywhere At The End of Time? Not like have you listened through to the end but do you know what the ending is"
"You like die righg?"
"Yeah pretty much. But the idea is a DJ that plays the first 6 hours of EATEOT and then transitions the ending into Father Stretch My Hands pt. 1"
"Too high concept I'm afraid"
"Could I send you the snippet atleast"
"Sure"
Song is Dayvan Cowboy by Boards of Canada - youtu.be/A2zKARkpDW4?si=lv-Lpn79m4aNXX9w&t=135
Video is a clip from the Super Dave sketch show - youtu.be/JGos7T0RKn8?si=x9-Iv6QYyAxI1gFW
R.I.P. Bob Einstein
No editing, just memorizing the timestamps and trying to get it down for like an hour. I think it's very fun timewaster
All video sources are in video, except for Jay Eazy - Mega Man promo that I love dearly: youtube.com/shorts/kXGgjggW9vo?si=ycZadWn0Legrkgki
Thumbnail in the comment is from spacetrucker2196 obviously but I can't remember what mashup they left it on. I don't think it was one of mine
This idea was so funny in my head and then I spent more than 10 minutes on it and I hate it now
Sources (Audio):
ABC7 - Car chase helicopter live coverage: youtube.com/watch?v=QkhAwabc1Mw (About 22:30-23:30)
Bensound - Happy Rock: youtu.be/sJoAaxkiBV4
Radiohead - Bodysnatchers (Acapella rip by @antonios7024): youtu.be/hvMZoEidZI4
Jerma985 - Grab That Auto Returns Clip: youtu.be/wr44zGLVunQ
Radiohead - Creep: youtu.be/XFkzRNyygfk
Sources (Video):
Spotify cover for Happy Rock (pulled from Google Images):
open.spotify.com/album/648RjKhAdSqMTwCkWXap6W
Thanks URW++ for digitizing the Transport Font so I could make the cover slightly more accurate
Car chase and helicopter coverage (Continuously from about 22:30-25:00, then intermittent clips between 1:09:00-1:23:00): youtube.com/watch?v=QkhAwabc1Mw
Jerma985 - Grab That Auto Returns Clip: (See Above)
Big shoutouts to SaladBowl for photoshopping Thom Yorke to have a chef hat and little mustache. I didn't tell him what it was for but I hope it was worse than he could imagine.
Also shoutouts to @jackeyrolz for making a Pizza Tower font which I just used and colored for the thumbnail: youtu.be/rTVZeKDTq0Q
Audio Sources:
Mr. Sauceman, ClascyJitto(Frostix) and POST ELVIS - It's Pizza Time!
(Ripped From @rr53213rr): youtu.be/B7gGacb8cO4
Radiohead - Identikit: youtu.be/QZfK4zOQQ3E
Mr. Sauceman, ClascyJitto(Frostix) and POST ELVIS - Bye Bye There!
(Ripped from Gallant Goon again): - youtu.be/cyIYD4JDLfQ
Video Sources:
@Pyzzabox - Gutter P Rank Gameplay: youtu.be/x3ht_pHkLPg
Radiohead - Lotus Flower Music Video: youtu.be/cfOa1a8hYP8
Radiohead - Daydreaming Music Video: youtu.be/TTAU7lLDZYU
When @TheRileyC was updating this stage to put in the Team Pipe Super World, he changed the 3rd area from a lame nai and powerup check to a way cooler spiny surf section. I liked how it turned out a lot so I decided to do my own spin on it based on his section.
This video is spliced because I'm both bad and impatient
Song is Love Psych from Mouth Silence - youtu.be/cUZNXgIXM1c
Clip is Sweet Victory from Spongebob - youtu.be/Xx5IUyg9whQ
(The song is Computer World from Kraftwerk's Computer World album)
Shoutouts to Saladbowl for giving me the idea for the thumbnail / main visual: twitter.com/FakeSaladBowl
All breakdancing photos were found by searching "Breakdancer Transparent Background) into Microsoft Edge pictures. Except for Jerma, who's source was Jerma. Thank you HEYimHeroic for cutting out the background of the jerma screencap and saving me like 30 minutes: youtube.com/c/HEYimHeroic
Sources (in order of appearance):
SOPHIE - Immaterial (Instrumental rip by Official Instrumentals): youtu.be/0Kd5TGfPuKo
Hail Mary Mallon - Breakdance Beach (Music Video Version): youtu.be/Nrzg4KlK4JQ
SOPHIE - MSMSMS: youtu.be/WyX-PRqzV78
Hail Mary Mallon - Breakdance Beach (Acapella rip by LazyNoNS): youtu.be/_xsQS851Kpc
Grape Lady Video: youtu.be/THfiHQZVSw0
SOPHIE - Lemonade (Instrumental rip by Instrumental Music): youtu.be/LdLvp630plc
McDonald's Lemonade Commercial (Reupload by Sarah Kirkman): youtu.be/BTYITNM1K-s
0:34 - Warm Up (21s)
1:00 - Charge It To My Card (26s)
1:32 - I Bowleive In You (14s)
1:51 - Boulderama (22s)
2:18 - Gotta Go Fast (16s)
2:39 - Constant Cave Ins (18s)
3:03 - Up The Falls (13s)
3:21 - Luau Trip Out (13s)
3:39 - Not Extreme (22s)
4:06 - Waiting For The Fall (22s)
4:33 - Satura's Tropical Tirade (32s)
Some of these are ties with my unrecorded previous bests (WFaC, GGF), but some of these are small improvements that I worked out while doing these ILs (IBiY, CCI, STT). Pretty cool.
Small tech I've discovered is punching off the end of the ledges and traveling fast horizontally than simply jumping off. This is especially noticeable in Luau Trip Out and the middle of Satura's Tropical Tirade. Will look into it further with the next batch of levels
Big shoutouts to The Keglton (youtu.be/ccmt-9LItzE) for nearly all the Amen Breaks and Armando Drum Breaks for everything that wasn't. Oh and thank you rather inactive for reuploading the big man's original video (youtu.be/yBLuqM3CEgk)
Notable appearances are:
0:15-0:17, 0:21 - James Brown, The Funky Drummer - youtu.be/jOCNmimkFTs
0:29 (and every time he slaps himself) - The Winstons, Amen Break Sample (136 bpm) - youtu.be/Ci28GVh5_Bs
0:59 - Billy Squier, The Big Beat - youtu.be/M9B4dsIe9mQ
1:03-1:06 - 170-250 bpm breakcore amen break - youtu.be/4GI4wbOaduY
1:12 - Incredible Bongo Band, Apache - youtu.be/0-fJLVH8_Es
1:13 - The Honeydrippers, Impeach The President - youtu.be/3DIcxtsUML4
1:16 - Melvin Bliss, Synthetic Substitutions - youtu.be/fsMb7wHCfU0
1:46 - Lyn Collins, Think About It - youtu.be/HKix_06L5AY
Song is The Storm - Machine Girl
Thank you FrogChomp for cropping him doing the Han Solo dance: youtu.be/fbXgLkPYkAQ
No exaggeration, the hardest part of this was finding a video where Jerma said "the" without game audio in the background or anything. I ended up using the Dork Cube! video if you're just dying to know: youtu.be/fa7TcdabUiE
Thank you again Annoying for the absolute banger of a thumbnail.
Also thank you Scoby Tech for the telephone voice Audacity tutorial: youtu.be/xA0DE3S3mNo
Sources:
(Video)
youtu.be/He6mjpuxBRc
(Audio)
youtu.be/He6mjpuxBRc (in-game audio at beginning and end)
youtu.be/YkYy1lWE6g0 (humming of lights, looped)
youtu.be/-RcEhSOLUPY (Al calling in, reupload of an Alapalooza promo video)
youtu.be/oP0zEjKs8hg (High quality rip of FNAF - Circus)
youtu.be/R6knnIZxE4o (Higher quality rip of FNAF - Circus [Dare To Be Stupid but it never starts siIvagunner video])
youtu.be/rRnuwEvTuoM (Upload of just the vocals from Queen's Bicycle Race)
youtu.be/O7VCi7nbfYw (Reupload of a clip from Al-Music, which is apparently a Canadian version of Al TV? IDK)
youtu.be/iqJKdj2d5yE (High quality rip of FNAF - Toreador March)
Sources:
El-P - Drive
Childish Gambino - Life: The Biggest Troll (Andrew Auernheimer)
Childish Gambino - 3005
Childish Gambino - Sweatpants
Hannah Barbara Car Crash sound effect
Budget Beast (ft. Young Jumbo) - RemRemRem
Childish Gambino - No Exit
Here is Seinfeld_Fan78's guide: youtu.be/kUmz0AeEjy4
Samples Used in order of Appearance:
SimpleFlips SSBM - J U S T I C E: youtu.be/KjYf4ZS95jQ
Justice - One Minute To Midnight
P!nk - Raise Your Glass
Daft Punk - Rock'n Roll
Three Days Grace - Animal I Have Become
3 6 Mafia - Late Nite Tip
Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch
Pink Floyd - Money
Aesop Rock - Bazooka Tooth
Wayne Holmes - Windows 10 Hardware Sounds: youtu.be/QKDh-9bwDsc
Luckily having a reference video for the second planet made this significantly faster, both in TASing time and in playback.
Did a swag strat on the third planet to see if it was possible 0x and it was, but to my knowledge, you have to circle around the whole capsule at least once to get enough height to avoid the black hole under the launch star.
Oh and I actually did the thing I'm supposed to do on every TAS and checked out the IL for the star first; this saved a little bit of time on the last planet because I wrongly assumed it was impossible to guide a topman across that little bridge in front of the Gearmo. The more you know.
This star was like the easiest RTA (1x) for a long time where you just jump into the star at the end, but it had serious potential to be lower with all the ledges, objects, and Yoshi. As far back as 2017, Annoying thought it would be possible to bounce off a Smeech or chain several of them together from further away to grab the star.
By 2018, we brought it down to 0.5x by Yoshi fluttering off the dock, landing on a lured Smeech, and fluttering into the star. I think this was proven by Bloopiero but I can't find the video for it if there was one.
In 2020, Salad mentioned 2 Smeeches were probably enough to grab the star with just an airspin to start it off, and talked about how Smeeches have a weird home that they return to after they chase Mario. I'm not sure what his actual plan was after luring both the Smeeches but it was probably similar to what was done in this video.
Anyway, tonight I independently discovered you could push Smeeches if you were behind them (already known), push them if you already had a Smeech on Yoshi's nose (probably already known), and that you could turn Smeeches to face whatever direction you want by luring them away from their home and having them fly back in the desired direction (probably known by Salad). I was just the person to put all these together to grab the star 0x
So that is the evolution of this star but the actual tech is pretty cool too. All of it is pretty simple and demonstrated in the video so I won't talk about too much though. First, you just play the star as normal, bait 2 Smeeches to face away from the star, grab a third Smeech, push the first 2 to the other side of the star (so they are now facing it), get hit to get off Yoshi, airspin onto the first Smeech, land on the second to get more distance, and grab the star.
You don't need to trigger the Smeech to get it lower to the ground to land on it or do the HGP off the second. Those were just for extra style points.
Sorry I had to put a space in the link. If I don't, YouTube just shortens it to reddit.com/r/deathgrips/comments/b1klv0/i_was_bored_so_i_decided_to_try_making_mc_ride_on and makes it unclickable anyway.
ALRJiL's audio ripped from this specific remaster uploaded by cc213t. The most popular upload of it has some noticeable hissing so again shoutout to them for the noticeably better sound quality: youtube.com/watch?v=b_UqzLBFz4Y
Also looks like Alpha Lax had this idea before I did, so here's their take on this idea: youtu.be/9PfW9GiPGJg
Not sure why the video dies after the smeech set up but from there you shake the smeech off yoshi's schnoz, dash pepper over to the cheep cheeps circling the tower, run back, and then the video resumes about 1:04