Im in love with the girl on tv She sparkles like an angel She smiles just for me
And though women try to tempt me They need to understand that I'm a taken man
My heart belongs to another
I tracked her down and I went to her home I climbed up to her window, and I found her alone She was covered in the entrails of a sheep which she'd sacrificed to the snake god Glycon, to wake him from his sleep
Hooooly shit a new reign of terror has descended upon the earth
Im in love with the girl on tv She sparkles like an angel She smiles just for me
And though women try to tempt me They need to understand that I'm a taken man
My heart belongs to another
I tracked her down and I went to her home I climbed up to her window, and I found her alone She was covered in the entrails of a sheep which she'd sacrificed to the snake god Glycon, to wake him from his sleep
Hooooly shit a new reign of terror has descended upon the earth
I’m a vile little goblin Hiding in my cave, Wet skin, heart throbbin
I’m digging up some bones Gonna build a friend so I won’t be all alone
I'm a moist hole resident Couldn't call me a gent Violence is my precedent
But if you gaze, beyond the crust You will find that my heart is ready to bust
My cave is cosy and its tight Your hands would feel nice on my wet stalactite
Original G, from the ancient stories told Except I don't guard bridges and I have no gold
Dark desires delicious and sweet Walking pantsless down the street
Sniff out the ladies with my bulbous nose Tell ‘em “Hey babe, I wanna suck your toes”
Living in the damp is fine by me, No lights, no lamp, it all swings free
Mmmm…My skin all different sorts of green Dozens of warts covers my tiny peen
I don't need pants/don’t need a shirt 'cause my fur is thick and juicy Running in the moonlight with actor Gary Busey
I scurry up a leg, bite the first thing I see Then I get booted into a tree
Stole a big bag of mushrooms, I took it from a mage He tried to cast a spell on me I keep him in a cage
Every night you’ll find me stabbing Stray travellers and knaves My heart is black and rotten From the violence that I crave
I’m a vile little Goblin, hiding in my cave, Wet eyes, hard sobbing
Lyrics by Bullet 1289 donkosaurus The Drunken Coward The Lord and Saviour, Catto Christ CoverEye Schwifty McNifty thisnameismine Mungulor Zoey Hayes zombiechaddy Esteemed Reptile Gonzalo Ayala Ibarre Al_sprays_paint Shallow God
OUTRO LYRICS:
Soggy moldy bread, stinky rotten cheese Sawdust in my head, bedding full of fleas Creeping up at night with a greedy, fiendish grin Snatching up your coins, take your horse for a spin...
Damsel in distress, need a hero on the double But the only ones around don't even have stubble One more time I play the part, helping heroes get their start Swinging 'round my rusty knife, die again, fuck my life
Look at me with terror, or a soft and tender gaze. They call me goblin cause I'm always goblin mayonnaise
Outry lyrics by K Ryuzaki TeKen_Nation bigtasty67 EsterK13
Composition draws from Córdoba by Isaac AlbénizHes Not a Potato #shorts #musicGreasy Tales2022-09-26 | Never made a #short before, go easy on me.BUY WALRUS NFTsGreasy Tales2022-08-26 | Become a sweaty walrus! Join the Walrus Pit: discord.gg/cAMyP22 http://patreon.com/sexualobster Thanks Skarth for idea.Purrnando #music #musicvideoGreasy Tales2022-08-15 | I need to know, let's not be coy. What if Fernando was a catboy?
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LYRICS I need to know, let’s not be coy What if Fernando was a catboy? With silky hair and pointy ears A twinkish frame belies my years
Whiskers and soft furry fat Stink eye and a smear of scat And when I back up in your face Together we will reach third-base
Prowling along the treeline... Searching for another feline.... Soft and furry is not enough You need to piss on peoples stuff
Go to Japan, get a tail and ears Just ignore your mother's tears. Litter can’t contain my scent. You’re in heat and I’m not spent.
(CAT) This tail is attached via plug, (BOY) Test it, have a tug My fellow beasts emit hot moans When I release my pheromones
Spray my musk on the biggest tree So all the cat boys can find me My bowl is empty, fill it with cream Do it now, or I will scream.
Think of the places my tongue could reach It's coarse and rough like sandy beach With ball of yarn i will tie you Now watch me vomit in your shoe
Sneak out at night and make loud cries, Its my lust i advertise Questing for your hot pink torus Screams and moans a dreadful chorus
Lyrics by: Spyro Fan JimmyDubDub P K itsfriedeggs Jazzcreb SearingSeratil Augustus Perseghin Mungulor Patron slowmotion Milk Samuel Hamuel-Bamuel ShadowAkatora goat-on-a-stick Seamoose blodigaEarthly Pleasures #music #musicvideoGreasy Tales2022-04-21 | Get Surfshark VPN at https://Surfshark.deals/greasytales and enter promo code GREASYTALES for 83% off and 3 extra month for free!
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The Earth is large and full of splendor Her gaze, seductive; her touch, so tender Her blue horizon envelopes me Magnetic pulls of ecstasy
Piercing winds that lick my skin I shiver and moan while she spins The ground shakes I dig a hole Then I lie down and let her take control
Moisture flows betwixt her peaks Soothing rivers, tasteful leaks This fertile soil beneath our feet Provides for us like the walrus teat
My ancient lover, or maybe mother? It's kind of weird, but there's no other Pounding hearts are plates tectonic 2/3s water that’s my tonic
Vivacious bulges green and blue. A mother's love in every hue Entangled jungles sweet with musk Sand in my crack, can't get enough
Ocean grasps with waves of pleasure I let her thrash me at her leisure I dive into her deepest trench, I feel her walls tighten and clench
She's full of curves you want to smack Hurtling through eternal black Don't care if global warming ‘s real or not Earth’s already smoking hot
Her Ozone hole is vast and wanting My body’s cold, the climate’s warming The love she gives knows no gender My sweaty fluids do not offend her
I thirst for you down to your core, Gushing currents hot gas and more A marble drop in the great abyss If we lose her juice, all life is piss
Lyrics by Jegsh42 Slazors Eltoxicdog Meester Writer Bobby Cowen green dude Spaghetti Wizard Drifting Jelly RandomCivilians JackTradesman DeviousKitty2674 Proctor Frank Rari Ehlani SearingSeratil TheInquisitiveMug osobaum Hematoma Falafal PatrolGoosemans Very Wet JamboreeGreasy Tales2022-03-09 | Thank you everyone who wrote a suggestion, I have enough to work with. There are so many great ones!
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This cartoon was made possible by my patrons. If you would like to see more cartoons like this consider becoming my patron! http://patreon.com/sexualobster
This cartoon was made possible by my patrons. If you would like to see more cartoons like this consider becoming my patron! http://patreon.com/sexualobster
#naruto #witcher #anime #dbz #rdr2 #harrypotter #lordoftherings #ironmanASSFARMGreasy Tales2020-10-27 | Get Surfshark VPN at https://Surfshark.deals/greasytales and enter promo code GREASYTALES for 83% off and 3 extra month for free!
Thank you everyone who wrote a suggestion for this collaboration! I don't plan on starting another one straight away but if you'd like to join in on future collabs subscribe to my second channel http://youtube.com/greasytales
When I started this I hoped it would be 2-3 minutes when finished but it's well over 6 minutes so it's a bit much for me to animate myself.
I planned on doing all of the voices myself in the animatic only and replacing Big Plums, Quincy and the others with different actors in the final version. But since there won't be a future version I decided not to bother.
Download Winguardians of the Galaxy, a Bruce Wizard novella: tinyurl.com/y2hkjv6z
Bandcamp: http://sexualobster.bandcamp.com Teespring: http://teespring.com/stores/sexualobster Spreadshirt: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/SEXUALOB... Twitter: http://twitter.com/greasymoose Facebook: http://facebook.com/greasytalesFernando and the Grapefruit Black Market (18+)Greasy Tales2018-09-09 | This story was written one page at a time by the following authors: Olin Moore, Drew Knudson, Crypt0keyblade, uncorrected bro, David Nishball,Toasty!!!!!, Moovlice, Eivilcow, Hinderman100, Robert Antonello, First Last, phillip luckhardt, Eidridin, Rootator, bigtasty67, Jossue Diaz, CoverEye, Riccardo Catindig-Stagg, wmfivethree, Firestorm, Jesse Session, Carlosspicyweinerish, Vidar Amdal, Meta Nexus, Jonid Crushfire, JordyZ, Z Zreck, Mr. Instakill, Dalton Becker, Paul Linthicum, Zap Gun, ridjf
It took over a year to put together. Thank you everyone who wrote a suggestion, even if I didn't use it. There were so many good ones I couldn't fit.
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This is the third collaboration of this nature I've finished. Check out the other two:
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Thanks for watching!MY BONE IS STRONGGreasy Tales2017-07-02 | Fernando and Gooseman are back with their first music video in almost 3 years. Unfortunately their circumstances have withered somewhat so to make this happen they had to mostly use existing footage.
What substance is smoother than silk? I have the answer: It is Milk! Have a taste, it's not a sin, Spread it all over your skin. - ShadowAkatora
Musk and sweat mix all together, Beat it hard to make a batter - ShadowAkatora While I pour stay very still, This secretion must not spill. - Mr Melee
Feel the euphoria of it's taste, Stirring pleasure in your waist. - Cumqwatz Cthulu Taught like ropes on the harbour, This liquid just makes me harder. - Jess R
Loving like seals in the shore, We slam our bodies on the floor. - Jess R White as chalk, smooth as butter, Let me suck straight from the udder - James DuBois
Creamy, sweet, from the farmlands, Straight from a goat's own mammary glands. - Fernando Roman It's white as snow and sweet as cream, Come sample mine and live the dream. - User0768
Curds of why of yoghurt for days, My love will come in every way. - Jess R My nips are frozen, stiff as ice, When your whip hits me twice. - FLUBER DUB
Sultry goats, steadfast friends, Milk is more than just a trend. - PopsicleEmperor So pleasant and warm, not a bit scary Can I please drip this on your belly? - centaur900
Small, weak bones are your enemy, My bone is strong cause I drink dairy - Poopenheimer Now you know where my heart lies, As I paint the moon upon your thighs. - Rick Liebe
Written by: Levi Neff, Rob Salmon, BioDomeWithPaulyShor, Nik Nok, Theninjasarecoming, Anderson Helms, Blue Froman, Walrus Wraith, SexuaLobster
Lyrics: I keep on having this reoccurring dream, where Toby Maguire watches me eat cream. Tobey asks me, can he have the rest. Then he proceeds to pour it on his chest Atop the tallest building of a cityscape scene, suspended from a construction beam He stares into my soul, watching me as I lick the bowl Now he's naked in my grandma's bath, i start to cry, but he just laughs Gazing hungrily into my eyes, he removes the hair from his inner thighs. I wake from my dream, I'm aroused and sweaty, I head for the fridge to get a big bowl ready as I ♪As I lick and work the spoon, I feel a presence in the room.♪ Hi Tobey Hi, can i have some of that cream? Sure, here you go Thanks a lot! Any time, Tobey.Sweet Boy Beach - The Stranger and the StormGreasy Tales2017-03-31 | Watch Sweet Boy Beach Episode 1: youtube.com/watch?v=_f_FCOEtOjw
Written by: Rootator, Dale Crowe, Austin Gunner Litwhiler, Gabriel Da Cunha Marques Brasileiro, Rob Waltenberry, Andrew Sherry, HaloMadness007, WoWZhen, Roderick Mackenzie, SlashBolt, and me.
Thank you to everyone who contributed!Bruce Wizard - Magic TrickGreasy Tales2017-02-28 | Watch the first Bruce Wizard: youtube.com/watch?v=LfTjP4YDffI This references the first one pretty heavily, so watch that one before watching this. This all seemed good at the idea stage but it didn't really work. Can't win them all.
Like Bruce's page if you dare: facebook.com/Bruce-Wizard-1626250737595386Sweet Boy Beach - The Gloriously Crappy Adventures of Cuthbert & DanteGreasy Tales2017-02-01 | This is the result of a collaboration on the Greasytales Facebook page. First I posted sketches of Cuthbert & Dante and asked what sort of things they'd say to each other. As I animated it, I posted the cartoon in progress, getting suggestions for what should happen next. My intention was to make a conversation piece that could be made quickly and to find out whether the result was entertaining or even watchable. Thanks to everyone who contributed!
I'll probably do more collaborations in the future on the facebook page, so give it a like if you want to take part: http://facebook.com/greasytales
Contributors: James Brooks, Blackston Morgan, Amin Elgarch, Justin Bellini, wmfivethree, Chris Voigt.
One fine day I answered the phone It was my girlfriend inviting Me to her home
I met her father He cooked us a meal It was a pleasant evening But i began to feel
A presence, a shadow Eyes on my neck Her father looked nervous I began to suspect
A secret, a lie Someone was missing When no one was talking I heard a strange hissing
I felt deep down that Something was not right I made my excuses I said good night
One year later At our wedding reception I finally uncovered The horrible deception
My mother in law is a scorpion My uncle fainted, my guests all fled Woah woah My mother in law is a scorpion My brother is crying, the priest is dead Woah woah
Family dinners are not fun When you're terrified of getting stung
Anime made me the man I am today, I havent seen the sun in 3 years, my skin has turned grey, I will not conform, my life-size pillow-waifu keeps me warm, Some day I'll leave this ruined body and achieve my final form.
I will confront the social norms, In glorious battle through a hormone fueled storm. The ultimate burglar, stealing panties (that are) only slightly worn, Until then I dwell here instead, watching tentacle porn.
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Lyrics: I can't find where to buy lotion, for my calloused hands, To get the seamless cream-filled touch, that my passion demands, I've searched far and wide across these crusty lands, I've tried drug, super, furniture and pet stores, they don't stock my brand.
Cracked and dry, gods please hear my cry make me moist or I may die. Can't wait for long. With calloused hands I cannot stand to touch my dong.
I want to glide like a penguin, pulling it like a tendon, Within my hands I hold pure pleasure; I rub it extra for good measure, A seamless piston motion, Briny as the saltiest deep.
Contributors: James Brooks, Peter Thomson, Robert Antonello, Jamie Bell, Chris Svenson, Colin Lacativa, Andrew Zhu, wmfivethree
Ragemelon was originally a comic jam character. Later I entered a competition called "In toon with tweens", the goal being to pitch a show aimed at kids around 12 years old. Ragemelon made it to the finals but did not win! A few years later I rewrote the idea with an older audience in mind. This ought to explain why it has a different feel to my usual stuff.
Some of you may remember this from way back in 2013. It was made for the Happy Hour channel. This is the first time it has appeared on this channel.
This series was never finished, Happy Hour discontinued it, probably because it wasn't popular enough.
Ragemelon was originally a comic jam character. Later I entered a competition called "In toon with tweens", the goal being to pitch a show aimed at kids around 12 years old. Ragemelon made it to the finals but did not win! A few years later I rewrote the idea with an older audience in mind. This ought to explain why it has a different feel to my usual stuff.
Some of you may remember this from way back in 2013. It was made for the Happy Hour channel. This is the first time it has appeared on this channel.
This series was never finished, Happy Hour discontinued it, probably because it wasn't popular enough.
Facebook: http://facebook.com/greasytalesMOANCOREGreasy Tales2016-07-14 | Fernando is an ex-manwhore who now makes a living as a singer. Gooseman is his manager and CEO of Manwhore Industries, the company they created together. They operate out of an old office building Gooseman acquired in a shady deal. Their achievements include a couple of minor hits and a successful fragrance named Essence of Manwhore.