Uploaded June 2025 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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Now is not the time for panic. Now is the time for despair

Weather: "Radio Down" by ⁠Caged Animals https://linktr.ee/cagedanimals

Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth jessica-hayworth.com

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Music: Disparition disparition.bandcamp.com

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Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor, & Brie Williams

Narrated by Cecil Baldwin

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