Uploaded February 2020 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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It's the annual Children's Fun Fact Science Presentation. Everything in this episode is true and educational.

Weather: “Have a Smoke” by Head Portals
headportals.bandcamp.com

We just announced the Weather acts for 2020 World tour! Come see Eliza Rickman, Dessa, Dane Terry, Mal Blum, Erin McKeown, and Danny Schmidt and Carrie Elkin out on the road with us this year:
welcometonightvale.com/live

Live recording of “A Spy in the Desert” now available on Bandcamp and iTunes! For the first time, you can hear Cecil Palmer’s secret. Plus, our scouts on Patreon get two exclusive bonus tracks:
nightvale.bandcamp.com/album/a-spy-in-the-desert-live

Signed editions of our new novel, The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home, are now available for pre-order, including personalized copies from Joseph and Jeffrey’s hometown bookstore:
welcometonightvale.com/books

Music: Disparition
disparition.info

Logo: Rob Wilson
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Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor. Narrated by Cecil Baldwin.
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Produced by Night Vale Presents.
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