Uploaded February 2023 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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Date night... with more scientists than necessary.

Weather: “Be Careful What You Wish For“ by Human Barbie therealhumanbarbie.bandcamp.com

Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth jessica-hayworth.com

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Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor

Narrated by Cecil Baldwin

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