Uploaded February 2024 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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He is, in fact, still holding a knife.

Weather: “Whiskey“ by Rumour Mill https://www.rumourmill.band

Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth jessica-hayworth.com

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Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor, & Brie Williams

Narrated by Cecil Baldwin

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