Uploaded August 2026 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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From the archive (1987): There's a new mall in town.

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The voice of Leonard Burton is James Urbaniak
The voice of the 1-900 line is Brie Williams

Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth jessica-hayworth.com

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Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor, & Brie Williams

Narrated by Cecil Baldwin

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