Uploaded December 2011 | Updated September 2026, 5 days ago

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A tasty countdown indeed.

Download the song here: soundcloud.com/thomasproductions/24-chocolate-days-until

Song & Lyrics by Kyle

LYRICS:
Santa's coming down the chimney, blow'n my mind
We'll have the best damn Christmas of it's kind
Gotta figure out what to put on my list
Can't wait to get some gifts from Saint Nick

I want Xbox, iPad, new TV
So I can watch Avatar on DVD
I want sweet new wheels on a brand new car
I want a bass, 'cause I can't play guitar

There are 24, chocolate, days 'til Christmas
24, chocolate, days 'til Christmas

I need seven new credit cards, I can't pay mine off
The f***ing economy is pissing me off
I need a f***ing job 'cause I got laid off
I'm like, f*** ahhhhhhh f*** ahhhhhhh f*** !

24, chocolate, days 'til Christmas
24, chocolate, days 'til Christmas
24, chocolate, days 'til Christmas
24, chocolate, days 'til Christmas

Greece has way way too much debt
Okay the Eurozone crisis needs a safety net
I can't believe Christmas is really here
We'll get through this crap, have a happy new year