Uploaded October 2012 | Updated September 2026, 6 days ago

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Download the song here: http://snd.sc/PGvbP5
Music & lyrics by Kyle.

LYRICS:
It's the only holiday I care to remember
It's always followed by November
You can be a witch or a demon
But they won't keep me from screamin'
As you can see, I like to make a scene
On October 31st, when it's Halloween!

I'm terrified by ghosts
But they sure don't scare me the most
'Cause I will pee my pants with fright
If I see costumed kids at night

I'm frightened by the way they speak
Always yelling "Trick or Treat!"
I'll crap my pants 'cause I'm too scared
So hand me a cork, I'm unprepared

I'm terrified by ghosts
But they sure don't scare me the most
'Cause I will pee my pants with fright
If I see costumed kids at night

Candy candy candy
Candy candy candy candy
Candy candy candy
Candy candy candy candy

I'll play this song in every home
In whichever one I roam
It's my way of being fancy
And asking for your f*cking candy