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LYRICS
It's a wonderful night for Oscar
Oscar, Oscar
Who will win?
The eight nominees for Best Picture are:
MAD MAX: FURY ROAD
On the Fury Road
George Miller’s back on this damn fury road
Forget Happy Feet and Babe: Pig in the City
It’s 2 hours of a desert chasing spree
Flame throwing guitars,
Human blood bags and two headed lizards
Mel Gibson thought it was a light-hearted fun flick
But wondered why a girl was on the lead
BRIDGE OF SPIES
Spielberg caught a Soviet Spy in NYC
Tom Hanks fights for his defense
Got a better sentence than Steven Avery
But there’s gonna be an exchange
A story of justice and lies
In there no one is your ally
it’s Spielberg’s Bridge of Spies
SPOTLIGHT
This here’s a tale about a paper
a journalist team against some rapers
All they wanted was to make some noise
and fight for the victims, give them a voice
But these beasts from the Northeast
happened to be all Christian priests
Someone had to break the news
the Spotlight team had to fill those shoes
How to unscramble such big scandal
It clearly would be hard to handle
Washington Post, I mean Boston Globe
realized everyone knew, even the Pope
Church refuses priests abuses
They say sorry and search for excuses
Spotlight team will continue the search
and won’t stop till they bust the church
THE MARTIAN
Well Matt Damon’s lost again in space
He’ll have to eat poop potatoes
for a chance in the Oscar race.
He’ll do science to survive in Mars
He’s tired of hearing ABBA
while he’s vlogging his memoirs.
Well hey
Jason Bourne, Troy, Murphy
Boromir and Harry,
Solomon and Gilly are here.
THE BIG SHORT
Batman found a big old mess,
against the economy he bets
while Michael Scott is straight up stressed.
Brad Pitt is afraid of germs
but just wait, in the long term
they’ll get what they want
The house market is gonna collapse
These guys earned some money through its cracks
Big Short might be the night’s big surprise
just for Margot Robbie’s bubble bath
ROOM
Kidnapped girl
She’s been living in a 10-foot world
But she has Jack with her in the room
who’s never left it since he left the womb
What a surprise they’ll have when they leave
they’ll have to learn who Kim Kardashian is,
and how to use hashtags and take selfies
or what it means to go Netflix and chill
Now that they’re free
BROOKLYN
In Brooklyn’s big city, Eilis (eYlish) is homesick-y
For beer, and clovers and big pots of gold
Tony calls her Bella
cause she’s between two fellas.
While everyone is mispronouncing her name.
Is it Saorise or Shirsa?
Sorcee, Skersha or Sirsha?
Well it sure’ll be fun if it’s on the envelope.
THE REVENANT
He first was Arnie Grape
a disabled kid
Then won tickets for the Titanic
But died when it sinked
Became Scorsese’s BFF
Played Howard Hughes, the Great Gatsby
Was Romeo,
a mole and Calvin J. Candie
And now he has
to fight a bear
In Iñarritu’s tour-de-force
set in the middle of nowhere
He must really want this award
To eat a bison’s liver like this
But if he actually ends up winning
The Internet will go crazy
Well that is it, eight nominees
We’ll have to wait till Sunday evening
to learn who’s going to win
Will it be Spotlight, Revenant
Big Short, Mad Max or Bridge of Spies
The Martian, Room or maybe Brooklyn
who knows who will take awards
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Help me tweet the video to the Academy!
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LYRICS
It's a wonderful night for Oscar
Oscar, Oscar
Who will win?
The eight nominees for Best Picture are:
MAD MAX: FURY ROAD
On the Fury Road
George Miller’s back on this damn fury road
Forget Happy Feet and Babe: Pig in the City
It’s 2 hours of a desert chasing spree
Flame throwing guitars,
Human blood bags and two headed lizards
Mel Gibson thought it was a light-hearted fun flick
But wondered why a girl was on the lead
BRIDGE OF SPIES
Spielberg caught a Soviet Spy in NYC
Tom Hanks fights for his defense
Got a better sentence than Steven Avery
But there’s gonna be an exchange
A story of justice and lies
In there no one is your ally
it’s Spielberg’s Bridge of Spies
SPOTLIGHT
This here’s a tale about a paper
a journalist team against some rapers
All they wanted was to make some noise
and fight for the victims, give them a voice
But these beasts from the Northeast
happened to be all Christian priests
Someone had to break the news
the Spotlight team had to fill those shoes
How to unscramble such big scandal
It clearly would be hard to handle
Washington Post, I mean Boston Globe
realized everyone knew, even the Pope
Church refuses priests abuses
They say sorry and search for excuses
Spotlight team will continue the search
and won’t stop till they bust the church
THE MARTIAN
Well Matt Damon’s lost again in space
He’ll have to eat poop potatoes
for a chance in the Oscar race.
He’ll do science to survive in Mars
He’s tired of hearing ABBA
while he’s vlogging his memoirs.
Well hey
Jason Bourne, Troy, Murphy
Boromir and Harry,
Solomon and Gilly are here.
THE BIG SHORT
Batman found a big old mess,
against the economy he bets
while Michael Scott is straight up stressed.
Brad Pitt is afraid of germs
but just wait, in the long term
they’ll get what they want
The house market is gonna collapse
These guys earned some money through its cracks
Big Short might be the night’s big surprise
just for Margot Robbie’s bubble bath
ROOM
Kidnapped girl
She’s been living in a 10-foot world
But she has Jack with her in the room
who’s never left it since he left the womb
What a surprise they’ll have when they leave
they’ll have to learn who Kim Kardashian is,
and how to use hashtags and take selfies
or what it means to go Netflix and chill
Now that they’re free
BROOKLYN
In Brooklyn’s big city, Eilis (eYlish) is homesick-y
For beer, and clovers and big pots of gold
Tony calls her Bella
cause she’s between two fellas.
While everyone is mispronouncing her name.
Is it Saorise or Shirsa?
Sorcee, Skersha or Sirsha?
Well it sure’ll be fun if it’s on the envelope.
THE REVENANT
He first was Arnie Grape
a disabled kid
Then won tickets for the Titanic
But died when it sinked
Became Scorsese’s BFF
Played Howard Hughes, the Great Gatsby
Was Romeo,
a mole and Calvin J. Candie
And now he has
to fight a bear
In Iñarritu’s tour-de-force
set in the middle of nowhere
He must really want this award
To eat a bison’s liver like this
But if he actually ends up winning
The Internet will go crazy
Well that is it, eight nominees
We’ll have to wait till Sunday evening
to learn who’s going to win
Will it be Spotlight, Revenant
Big Short, Mad Max or Bridge of Spies
The Martian, Room or maybe Brooklyn
who knows who will take awards
FOLLOW ME
TWITTER - twitter.com/spantonline
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