Uploaded February 2012 | Updated September 2026, 4 days ago
The awesome Billy Crystal is hosting the Oscars this year, so this is my small tribute to what he did every time he hosted the show. It is a medley of all 9 nominees to Best Picture. Who do you think will win the Award?
Extremely Loud, Incredibly Close
Oskar goes around New York with a key
not knowing the lock. His father has died
On 9/11. He's looking for Blacks
Why don't check the swings? The Renter don't talk.
This one stars George Clooney, wearing funny shirts
He has a boring life, till his wife gets hurt
He must take care of his two daughters
And finds out about his wife's affair
The Descendants, might be the winner.
Skeeter came back to Jackson and things started to change
She saw how badly white people treated their poor black maids
She interviewed Aibileen and Minny about their points of view
And then found out a racist bitch had eaten cake with poo.
Woody Allen, Kathy Bathes, Owen Wilson, Hemingway
Michael Sheen and Cotillard, Carla Bruni and Fitzgerald
Dali, Ray and Buñuel, T.S. Elliot, Porter
Matisse, Gaugin and Degas, Picasso and McAddams
We didn't go to Paris
Woody Allen took us, to the 1920s
We didn't go to Paris
Woody Allen took us, to the 1920s
Tree Of Life
Brad Pitt was a father
Who felt his kids were just a bother
They were better alone, just with their mom
(Tree Of Life)
Was Terrence Malick high on something?
How did Sean Penn considered acting?
Random shots of cells and dinosaurs
Tree Of Life
A French movie, about an actor
And his carrier, stomped by a tractor
His dog is awesome and he is left by his wife
Peppy bought his old life,
The Artist ends with a dance.
Hugo, lives in a clock
In the Paris train station
with a drawing invention
Hugo, met Georges Melies
And went on adventures
Being chased by the Inspector
Brad Pitt manages a baseball team,
the Oakland Athletics, they are not lucky.
But with Maths and the help of Jonah Hill
They'll almost win the League, using OBP.
Run, Joey
Run, War Horse
Run, stay alive
find Albert
now he's blind
but you're fine.
"how's that even possible?"
The awesome Billy Crystal is hosting the Oscars this year, so this is my small tribute to what he did every time he hosted the show. It is a medley of all 9 nominees to Best Picture. Who do you think will win the Award?
Extremely Loud, Incredibly Close
Oskar goes around New York with a key
not knowing the lock. His father has died
On 9/11. He's looking for Blacks
Why don't check the swings? The Renter don't talk.
This one stars George Clooney, wearing funny shirts
He has a boring life, till his wife gets hurt
He must take care of his two daughters
And finds out about his wife's affair
The Descendants, might be the winner.
Skeeter came back to Jackson and things started to change
She saw how badly white people treated their poor black maids
She interviewed Aibileen and Minny about their points of view
And then found out a racist bitch had eaten cake with poo.
Woody Allen, Kathy Bathes, Owen Wilson, Hemingway
Michael Sheen and Cotillard, Carla Bruni and Fitzgerald
Dali, Ray and Buñuel, T.S. Elliot, Porter
Matisse, Gaugin and Degas, Picasso and McAddams
We didn't go to Paris
Woody Allen took us, to the 1920s
We didn't go to Paris
Woody Allen took us, to the 1920s
Tree Of Life
Brad Pitt was a father
Who felt his kids were just a bother
They were better alone, just with their mom
(Tree Of Life)
Was Terrence Malick high on something?
How did Sean Penn considered acting?
Random shots of cells and dinosaurs
Tree Of Life
A French movie, about an actor
And his carrier, stomped by a tractor
His dog is awesome and he is left by his wife
Peppy bought his old life,
The Artist ends with a dance.
Hugo, lives in a clock
In the Paris train station
with a drawing invention
Hugo, met Georges Melies
And went on adventures
Being chased by the Inspector
Brad Pitt manages a baseball team,
the Oakland Athletics, they are not lucky.
But with Maths and the help of Jonah Hill
They'll almost win the League, using OBP.
Run, Joey
Run, War Horse
Run, stay alive
find Albert
now he's blind
but you're fine.
"how's that even possible?"
