[Reupload] Lolicon Mama Very Disappoint Clay Claymore 2023-01-06 | NOTE: I didn't make this video.Funny that this nigga removed this video from his channel. Unfortunately for him, he didn't remove it fast enough. I WAS gonna to do my own video clowning this video, but 53 minutes of him whinging on about society and his family and all this other emo high school bullshit, it's too much for me to handle.So have fun roasting him yourselves!
Dickriding Elon (feat. TheQuartering) Clay Claymore 2022-12-21 | Just a short, rough edit video I made as soon as I saw this pathetic fat piece of fuck simping over Elon. And yes, it may or may not be the next video.
Its Basically RWBY, Except Even Worse Clay Claymore 2022-12-18 | Clay Claymore Twitter: twitter.com/ClaymoreCartoonThe alternate title for this video was "48 Patreon Dollars for this Shit?!"Music Used:Cheetahman III"King Kunta" - Kendrick LamarNew York - Mario is MissingSunny Flight - Spyro the Dragon
Ministry of Bullshit Documentaries (Episode 5) Clay Claymore 2022-07-31 | All text-to-speech voices: 15.aiClay Claymore Twitter: twitter.com/ClaymoreCartoonWelcome back to a series of videos mocking the likes of the Ministry of Otaku. In today's video, we take a look at his supposed magnum opus, a "documentary" series about some shitty convention in Houston.Though as you'll see, it's less of a "documentary" and more of a shitty series of vlog videos about nothing.
Ministry of Threatening to Attack a Woman Clay Claymore 2022-07-31 | Although, to be fair, she probably would whoop his ass.
Im So Sorry, Everyone! Clay Claymore 2022-07-21 | I don't know what to tell you guys. Maybe me making videos was a mistake. I hope after watching this video (if you can watch it all the way), you'll find it in your heart to forgive me and continue to support me as I venture into other creative endeavors.
MisterAnime is a Disgusting Child-Obsessed Freak Clay Claymore 2022-07-17 | Asalieri's "WHY Lolicon is Gross" video: youtube.com/watch?v=cMrwBmoZSvIClay Claymore Twitter: twitter.com/ClaymoreCartoonCarl ATHF Text-to-Speech voice: 15.aiWelcome to what is sure to be the start the many videos I do talking about lolicons, the creepy group of manchildren who obsess over underage-looking animu girls and try to come up with all sorts of excuses to justify it.Lolicons are p*edophiles. No exceptions.
Young Hero Cries: Re-Examining ThatKid Douglas Clay Claymore 2022-06-25 | All text-to-speech audio from 15.aiOriginal ThatKid Douglas response videos:YOU TALK TOO MUCH (youtube.com/watch?v=ybFT8sA7Jb4)ARE YOU STILL TALKING? (youtube.com/watch?v=PcMG168ioMI)I know it's a year-and-a-half late, but that's usually how long it takes to watch a ThatKid Douglas video, let alone three of them. In any case, I'm happy to FINALLY be done with this redo.I must admit, it's a shame the original videos weren't this thorough back in 2016. Because holy fuck, how did people REALLY not pay attention to some of the bullshit he was spewing?
Ministry of Violating Plushies (Episode 4) (w/ISWVFails) Clay Claymore 2022-03-14 | Clay Claymore Twitter: twitter.com/ClaymoreCartoonISWVFails Twitter: twitter.com/ISWVFailsAll text-to-speech: 15.aiAs this video is not only a response to yours truly, but also to ISWVFails from Twitter, I asked if she had any comments she wanted to add. Her comments are done in a female text-to-speech program. Hope you guys enjoyed her presence in this video.And if you didn't, don't worry. She won't be in any other videos going forward.Timestamps:0:00 Introduction0:28 KickVic and Vic McMuffin5:17 Being a Creep with a Hotel Roomate9:23 Anime con bullshit11:29 Ministry Strikes Back at The Ultimate Nigga!12:34 Showing off his victims19:38 A True American Hero!22:00 Outro
Ministry of Pointless Ass Videos (Episode 3) Clay Claymore 2022-01-18 | Clay Claymore Twitter: twitter.com/ClaymoreCartoonAll Text-to-Speech voices: 15.aiHappy New Year, everyone!Ministry of Impotence has been on quite a role lately, making a bunch of videos about some really dumb garbage. And here I thought 03bgood complaining about the IGN message boards was autistic as hell.
Ministry of Hating Real-Life Women (Episode 2) Clay Claymore 2021-11-22 | Clay Claymore Twitter: twitter.com/ClaymoreCartoonOriginal Tweet: twitter.com/MinistryofOtaku/status/1451971242723053573?s=20Carl ATHF Text-to-Speech voice: 15.aiSorry for the delay on this one. As I was working on it, the text-to-speech website 15.ai went down for a while. It went back up today, so I managed to get this one done today.I'm planning on doing a series of videos about this buck-tooth ass clown, similar to the videos I did on 03bgood (remember that nigga?).The next video I want to finish up on is the redo on ThatKid Douglas. Look forward to that one coming hopefully before the end of the year.
A Man and his Plushie (featuring Ministry of Otaku) Clay Claymore 2021-10-26 | Song is called "Lovers and Friends" by Usher, Lil' Jon, and LudacrisIt's a short video, but only because this was all that was on his Instagram (thank god)
Ministry of Creepy Animu Sex Pillows (Episode 1) Clay Claymore 2021-10-09 | Carl ATHF voice: 15.aiClay Claymore Twitter: twitter.com/ClaymoreCartoonEnding song: "Fuckin' Bullshit" from Galactic MermaidsNot since 03bgood since I found a complete goldmine of shit! It all started with me noticing that he was one of those pathetic anti-SJW clickbait channels making videos getting worked up about dumb stuff.Much like the Nickel-and-Diming, he CONSTANTLY makes videos almost every day. Most were fairly dull...until he uploaded this one! Then everything went from there.THEN, I found some other links related to him...and oh my god! If you didn't think this was THAT bad, just you wait.
Star Wars is NOT Shakespearean Clay Claymore 2021-05-07 | TWITTERClay Claymore: twitter.com/ClaymoreCartoonCY98 Cringe: twitter.com/CY98CringeISWV Fails: twitter.com/ISWVFailsRWBY_Fan10000: twitter.com/RWBY_Fan10000Feel free to pay him a visit and tell him he's the fakest of all Star Wars fans by showing him tweets of liking the Disney Star Wars movie.Star Wars acapella opening: youtube.com/watch?v=VxknfD7GufYMrDooves makes good shit, so go and follow him on YouTube!Sorry for the delay in videos. Been feeling kinda rough and I just didn't have the motivation to work on videos. While I did get the 'Rona shot, I'm sure the side effects weren't the problem. I should be good moving forward however.Anyway, may the fourth be with you niggas!
Quick Riff: Shes Not Gonna Sleep With You Clay Claymore 2021-02-14 | Twitter: twitter.com/ClaymoreCartoon"Cancel culture is bad, unless we're the ones doing it. Then it's okay!"Both parties are fucking retarded.I've been DYING to do a video on this guy for a VERY long time. With the recent news that Lucasfilms fired that one robot that blew up in season one (that was the character she played, right?) and every conservative/Star Wars fanboy pretending that they give a shit, the timing was just perfect!
Clay Claymore Brand Response & Update Clay Claymore 2021-01-17 | Text-to-speech program: 15.aiJust a response to a comment left regarding my last video as well as sharing some possible videos coming up. AND I wanted to test out this dope-ass text-to-speech program I found online.
A-Logs Unhealthy Porn Obsession Clay Claymore 2021-01-02 | A-Log's Twitter (if you want to be disturbed): twitter.com/AnthonyLoGattoWARNING: Disturbing pictures! Very NSFW! Normally, I don't restrict my videos to 18+, but here I felt that it is absolutely necessary. Although, I feel anyone at any age would be horribly disturbed by all of this.Most of the A-Log videos I've done were about shit he did in the past, so here's a video about more recent events. It's amazing how much he lacks self-awareness in what he posts on the internet, particularly his Twitter.And before A-Log comments, I want him to know that I don't make these videos to try to get him to hate me (because I don't give a shit). I make these videos it's fun to mock how much of an oblivious idiot you are.
From the Past: A-Log Gets Comic-Conned (2009/2010) Clay Claymore 2020-12-29 | Yeah, I kinda been on a roll watching some of A-Log's old videos from WAY back in the day. This particular video was from December 2009/January 2010. One of the videos I found was this incredibly long Chris-chan commentary he did. It was split up into five parts, so I decided to just lump it all together into one longer video.Part 1: 00:00Part 2: 9:35Part 3: 18:31Part 4: 25:00Part 5: 34:43
From the Past: Cringe-Con 2008 Cancelled Due to COVID-19 Clay Claymore 2020-12-27 | Original video without comments: youtu.be/CLuBpIxI8cUOriginally, I covered this video using YouTube annotations for my own comments. Of course, YouTube has since removed annotations. While the video by itself is funny (in a laughably awful sort of way), some people wanted this video back with my comments, so here we are!Enjoy a "remake" (I guess) of this classic A-Log video. Hopefully, I'll get an actual new video out soon!
Growing Around - FINALLY ANIMATED Clay Claymore 2020-08-14 | I seriously put WAY too much effort into this one.It all started when I finally got around to reading the script for the pilot episode of "Growing Around." As expected from MrEnter, it was way too long, had bad pacing, pointless scenes, and it was overall poorly-written. Also, the logic behind the world of "Growing Around" makes no sense. Again, not unexpected from MrEnter.So I began rewriting the script, just for a laugh at first, and I managed to make a somewhat reasonable, basic script.Then I was watching "No Date Gamers" and some other web animation shows on YouTube that show inspired me to try and animate the pilot. I mean, even with my admittedly lackluster animation skills, it still had to be far more entertaining than whatever MrEnter could produce.So I did a few drawings, posted them on my "Community" tab, and...everything kinda fell into place.Like with my "Law and Over: Special Agents Unit" video, I like to think that the sound editing one thing that helped boosted the poor animation. It was easily my favorite part of making this video. I don't know if I'm ever going to do another animation similar to this one. If I do, it won't be this long.I hope you guys enjoy this one! And I hope the "Growing Around" fans are satisfied. They deserve the best, especially after waiting for so long!
YTP: Fisher Prices Animal Crossing Clay Claymore 2020-05-31 | The original CDs are very scratched up, so if any strange stuff happens in the video, I'm 100% sure that's why.With all the crazy shit going down, I thought I'd do something vastly different from my usual output. So, I decided to dig through my collection of really old games and played some educational games I used to play when I was little.
A Proper Response Clay Claymore 2020-05-27 | Some people expressed disappointment that I didn't do a full-blown response to this video. And since these guys (and the rest of my subscribers) were so patient with me during my hiatus, and because fanboys still don't get it, I thought I'd do a proper response highlighting all the dumb shit that was said. I hope you guys enjoyed it!
RENEGADE MEDIA GROUP ARE SCUMBAGS Clay Claymore 2020-05-22 | People actually give money for this lazy, boring shit?! What the actual fuck?!?
MrEnters Top Ten Worst Cartoons of the 2010s (The Shorter, Better Version) Clay Claymore 2020-04-01 | ONE HOUR AND 6 MINUTES BITCHING ABOUT CARTOONS?!! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!!!Just like with the last countdown video MrEnter, I originally wanted to do a video response. But a one-hour video was completely unacceptable. So again, I decided to work my magic and see if it were possible to shorten the video to a much more bearable length.Seriously MrEnter, you should hire me as your editor. You’d be amazed at how tolerable your videos get when I gut all the bullshit from it.As always, one of the major problems with MrEnter’s videos is him repeating the same fucking points over and over, as well as talking about one point, talking about something else briefly, and then talking about the first point again! Learn to organize your writing!There’s also the issue of MrEnter going off on a tangent about a completely different topic instead of focusing on the cartoon itself.Another problem is that some of these entries were very long because they were basically mini-reviews, such as “Our Cartoon President” and “High School USA.” This is really bad when it’s a show MrEnter ALREADY TALKED ABOUT PREVIOUSLY (such as Powerpuff Girls 2016 and Family Guy). If you’re making a list, the entries should be short and concise and each entry should be roughly the same length. If you really have a lot to say about a cartoon, make that its own video.Then there was TEN FUCKING MINUTES bitching about Family Guy, a show that arguably shouldn’t even be included in this countdown?! As if his whole channel doesn’t do that shit already?! Fucking move on already.I decided to just cut out pretty much the whole segment and called it a day. MrEnter, we get it. You have an obsessive hatred for Family Guy. A large chunk of your videos is just vitriolic anger towards the show. We get it already!
Banging My Head On The Wall Clay Claymore 2020-03-18 | Can't wait for Doug to do a musical review of "Straight Outta Compton."
An Overdue Apology - Sorry Guys Clay Claymore 2020-03-15 | There! I apologized for stuff. Please leave me alone now, guys.
SToP cEnSOrINg JapANeSE GamES! Clay Claymore 2019-03-10 | ShittyGamerTakes' Twitter: twitter.com/GamerTakesLuisRio88195715 Twitter: twitter.com/LuisRio88195715I'm honestly thinking of spinning this off into its own series of videos, because holy fuck are there so many of these sad, desperate perverts angry about some censored animu boobs.Come to think of it, with the amount of shit this guy tweets on a daily basis (NO, I'M NOT KIDDING), he himself can fill his own series of videos.
The Best of 03bgood: Episode 11 (03bgood and Yo-Kai Watch Haters) Clay Claymore 2019-03-01 | Reuploaded because YouTube apparently hates good music.If you don't know what the ending song is, you need to watch better anime.
Its Just a Video Game: Episode 1: Anime Titties Clay Claymore 2019-02-23 | ShittyGamerTakes' Twitter: twitter.com/GamerTakesWarOnFanservice Twitter: twitter.com/WarOnFanserviceOriginally, I was gonna tackle these permavirgin weaboos in a seperate series of videos, but since most of these losers obsess over video games and I've been wanting to do "It's Just a Cartoon" but for video games, I thought now would be a good time to debut this new series!
Its Just a Cartoon: Episode 5: Spongebob Squarepants Clay Claymore 2019-02-17 | I can't believe an internet petition didn't accomplish anything. Who would have thunk, right?I've ben dying to do an episode of Spongebob for a while. And with the controversy surrounding the Super Bowl Halftime Show, it was perfect.
Everything Wrong with Everything Wrong Videos In 14 Minutes or Less Clay Claymore 2019-01-20 | CinemaWins channel: youtube.com/channel/UCL8h3ri2WN_-IbviBlWtUcQLiterally all of these kind of videos are bad. REALLY bad. Like fucking Christ, how can anyone can tell me with a straight face that these videos are the product of hard work is beyond me.
WE ARE...Not Impressed With Your Review Clay Claymore 2018-10-23 | Music used in this video are from the Spider-Man PS1 video game. Play it if you haven't.I have a few other MovieBob videos I'm thinking about, but I don't know if I want to sit through three hours of him bitching about Batman v. Superman (...yes, really).
How to Survive a PR Disaster Without Having to Try (Part One) Clay Claymore 2018-08-29 | Step one: Take a movie that almost every nerd hates, put out a lazy "review" with minimal jokes and dull gags, and watch as nerds fawn over it because you validated their worthless opinion on some dumb kids' movie.
Obligatory MrEnter IndieGogo Video Clay Claymore 2018-08-06 | Yeah, it's old news by now and a lot of other people have said their piece about it, but I figured why not throw my video out there.What else can I really say? I mean, it's not like I didn't see the Indiegogo campaign failing from a mile away or anything.
Ranting about Disneyland (featuring CoasterCinema) Clay Claymore 2018-06-15 | Disney's Corporate Shill's Twitter: twitter.com/phantazmick25CoasterCinema's Twitter: twitter.com/CoasterCinemaLast video got hit with a copyright claim by CoasterCinema himself. So I reuploaded it without his video footage, but with even more of his retarded ass tweets.
Its Just a Cartoon: Episode 4: Thundercats Roar Clay Claymore 2018-06-09 | Dedicated to John "TotalBiscuit" Bain:youtube.com/user/TotalHalibutNot since "Teen Titans Go!" have I seen the animation community lose their shit over a cartoon. From the minute this was announced, it was just an avalanche of nuclear autism and hate.And I'm loving every minute of it!
FUCK YOU NERDS THE LAST JEDI WAS AWESOME Clay Claymore 2018-03-27 | Boy, I can't wait to argue about the feminist propaganda and Hollywood's liberal agenda with a bunch of horny, angry 14-year-olds!Seriously though, "The Last Jedi" wasn't that bad. Star Wars nerds don't know how to movie.
Hollywood Racist Worst Movies 0f 2017 Clay Claymore 2017-12-08 | "Why do all of these movies featuring minorities and women in starring roles have to push this social agenda?!"If this is you, how does it feel to still be 14-years-old?I can't even begin to imagine what this blading fatass with his cheap shirts considers to be a good movie? "Birth of a Nation" maybe?
MrEnters Top 11 Worst Animation Cliches (Shorter and Better Edition) Clay Claymore 2017-11-25 | Originally, I was going to do a response to MrEnter's countdown of the "worst" animation cliches. However, both parts combined were about 50 minutes long and the video itself was just all over the place that it was hard to sit through.So instead, to test something out and just for fun, I decided to take MrEnter's shitty and needlessly long countdown and edited it so that it had less filler and got to the point much faster. I even rearranged certain parts of the video, just to make the flow a little smoother.I'm no miracle worker. I can't fix retarded opinions and unwarranted anger, but I feel as if my version of the countdown is MUCH better than his.
Its Just a Cartoon: Episode 3: Rick & Morty Clay Claymore 2017-11-08 | I turned myself into an unfunny meme, Morty!So this one isn't so much for a hatred for a cartoon, but...come on, this HAD to be it's own episode! Also people voted for it on my Twitter, so...yeah...Special thanks to those who submitted additional comments for the video.
MrEnter is Taking a YouTube Hiatus (the short version) Clay Claymore 2017-09-19 | Seriously, this was all I heard in MrEnter's 35-minute angst fest of a video.
Its Just a Cartoon: Episode 2: Teen Titans Go (Part 2) Clay Claymore 2017-09-16 | Dedicated to Emer "He11sing920" Prevostyoutube.com/user/He11sing920My apologies for the incredibly-long wait between episodes. Some bullshit happened, had to wait on a few people to get back to me with some comments and recordings. But at last, it's finally here!Special thanks to those who submitted comments for this episode! And big thanks to those who did dramatic readings for me:LunaticJ: twitter.com/lunaticcjJoshWilliam2407: youtube.com/channel/UCyLmDYY0_Ww66y5nB_rOoGgJesusWithBazookaz79: youtube.com/channel/UC5X4xwzMFCpln4LqYpTnM6w
Clay Claymore Reviews The Emoji Movie Clay Claymore 2017-07-28 | Well, it's finally here! "The Emoji Movie" is finally upon us! And your boy Clay Claymore's got the only review worth watching! Like, Share, Make this Motherfucka Viral!!
DAVID LYNCH MAKES SHITTY MOVIES Clay Claymore 2017-06-23 | The Clay Claymore brand is not responsible for any headaches or hearing damage as a result of this video.
Law & Order: Special Agents Unit Clay Claymore 2017-05-18 | Special thanks to Emer Prevost for the opening narration: youtube.com/user/He11sing920"Doug Walker Syndrome" strikes again! After lambasting a father for being proud of his daughter for working on Teen Titans Go, it turns out this nigga's material isn't much better (of course I MADE it better. Don't you love it when those that tend to criticize tend This is probably the most effort I have ever put into sound editing. But it was all worth it!
Its Just a Cartoon: Episode 1: Teen Titans Go (Part 1) Clay Claymore 2017-04-11 | Okay, the wait is finally over! Here it is! The first episode of my brand-new series showcasing a collection of irrational hate comments retards make towards children's cartoons. The first episode is, of course, dedicated to "Teen Titans Go!"This is part one, because...let's be honest, there's no shortage of retarded comments about this show.Again, thank you guys so much for submitting your TTG Hate comments! If your comment didn't get in, don't worry. It may appear in the future!
THIS is the Problem with Porn Artists, Ben Clay Claymore 2017-04-07 | Alternate title: BenTheFuckingDigustingPedophileI'm guessing this video won't be YouTube Advertiser-Friendly.
Think of the Disney Princesses!! Clay Claymore 2017-03-22 | Music used:Disney Cruise Ship horn"You're Welcome" from Moana"A Whole New World" from Aladdin SNES game"Under the Sea" from Little Mermaid NES game"Waltz of the Damned" from Kingdom Hearts II"Just Around the Riverbend" from Pocohantas SNES game"Going Down the Bayou" from the Princess and the Frog
MrEnter Reviews ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! Clay Claymore 2017-02-14 | At this point, MrEnter is only doing this because his obsessive fanbases needs someone to validate their ungodly irrational hatred for the show.
