Heavy Rain - 16 - The Rat Chaos Shadow 2016-07-19 | Not gonna lie, the first chapter in this video bothers me for some legitimate reasons....then Madison just walks out on her. What a fuckin' asshole.To watch Madison be kind of a jerk to a senile old woman in all its glorious splendor, the uncommentated video can be found here: youtu.be/f6q12yyCC-Y
NieR: Automata 7 - robot_vill[A]ge Chaos Shadow 2018-03-31 | Apologies for the delay! As penance, here's some cute robots.(I am aware there is an ending available here and it was a deliberate decision not to pursue it at this time.)
NieR: Automata 6 - amusement_p[A]rk Chaos Shadow 2018-02-22 | In which 2B and 9S continue their quest to... ah......what ARE we doing?who cares there's FIREWORKSTHE FALLEN:Today we recognize the sacrifice paid by six YoRHa units:- Truth (xRadiant_Wolfx)- Haseo (haseoseerlane)- -- (hagotao)- nao (koba123456)- Adrian (boxforever)- -- (littlekidwow)We carry your memory to the next battle.Glory to Mankind.
NieR: Automata 5 - this_c[A]nnot_continue Chaos Shadow 2018-02-09 | this cannot continuethis cAnnot continueThiS caNNooooot cONTINUEthi-i-i-scannot co nconconconcoooooooooooooooooooooonti-----*The FallenToday we recognize the sacrifice paid by six YoRHa units:- Avatar (avatarninja12)- Nightsorrow (shatteredanima)- shun (s_saga0205)- Riffer Kyle (RifferKyle)- Casey (SocialDestroyer)- Harvey (Harvinator0905)
NieR: Automata 4 - desert_s[A]nds Chaos Shadow 2018-02-01 | After a quick check-in back at the Factory, we head out toward the Desert to investigate increased robot activity. It turns out the machines have learned how to wear clothes. This cannot continue.* The Fallen:Gfgtgt (Aoyama)hys (hys0088k)CB (river_crab020)Justin-sama (xKateUpton14)
NieR: Automata 3 - c[A]mp Chaos Shadow 2018-01-26 | Let's see what the Resistance Camp wants.*My Grandfather's Axe*http://something-very-special.tumblr.com/post/170164562245/my-grandfathers-axe*The Fallen*Today we recognize the sacrifice paid by two YoRHa units:- micturkey (micturkey)- Bb (EEP8-6CNB-ABQ4)We carry your memory to the next battle.Glory to Mankind.
NieR: Automata 2 - sp[A]ce_base Chaos Shadow 2018-01-19 | After a hard day of murdering robots and exploding, it's nice to just chill at your space pad.The music in the Bunker seriously gives me Katamari Damacy 'mission select' vibes, it's actually quite lovely.
NieR: Automata 1 - f[A]ctory_descent Chaos Shadow 2018-01-11 | In which combat android 2B contemplates the exhausting nature of her cyclical existence, then blows up lots of robots. Welcome to NieR: Automata.
NieR: Automata (Demo 120161128) Chaos Shadow 2016-12-29 | Like I wasn't having minor seizures waiting for this thing to go up on the Playstation Network.Quick play-through of the NieR: Automata demo. I apologize for not showing off anything particularly (there are a lot more options for attacking than you'd expect and I know I missed plenty, also I fully admit I kinda suck at this), but for anybody wondering about my thoughts on this... well, here they are.Too long, didn't watch:They need to move March further forward on the calendar.
Heavy Rain - 18 - Bad End Chaos Shadow 2016-12-26 | To top off this... experience... is one of the 'bad ends' of the game. While there are unequivocally worse endings, I chose this particular Bad End because it's the result of an absolute failure-- every main character is dead.And it is, insanely and unironically, the best written part of the entire game.For no commentary, visit this video:youtu.be/7Bnnw4mjIxg
Heavy Rain - 18 - Bad End (Gameplay) Chaos Shadow 2016-12-26 | To top off this... experience... is one of the 'bad ends' of the game. While there are unequivocally worse endings, I chose this particular Bad End because it's the result of an absolute failure-- every main character is dead.And it is, insanely and unironically, the best written part of the entire game.For commentary, please visit this video:youtu.be/F5e2TJXsvnI
Heavy Rain - 18 - Shaun Chaos Shadow 2016-08-12 | In which the game concludes on references to Indiana Jones, Silence of the Lambs, and Fargo.If you want to watch this finale in all its... glory, I suppose, the commentary-free version can be found over here: youtu.be/YiTCQkcYmFoIf you somehow don't know about the Shaun Glitch you are missing out and can find it here: youtube.com/watch?v=0t0uCWjQ6Og
Heavy Rain - 18 - Shaun (Gameplay) Chaos Shadow 2016-08-11 | In which the game concludes on references to Indiana Jones, Silence of the Lambs, and Fargo.If you want to hear us complain at length about doorknobs, the commentated version can be found here: youtu.be/26Gh00pCdzg
Heavy Rain - 17 - The Origami Killer Chaos Shadow 2016-07-27 | There is no commentated version of this video.- -And so, at the climactic reveal, all of the clues we've been fed finally come together. How could anybody doubt it was Scott Shelby all along?Especially after that time we saw Shelby wearing his retirement watch! ...err, no.Or the time we saw him in the background of Jason's death! ...wait, that didn't...Or... or maybe the time we flat-out saw the Origami Killer and his build looked nothing like Shelby's!Or that we looked in Shelby's closet and he... doesn't own any clothes that resemble the killer's...?Or how about that time in Manfred's shop where the game explicitly showed Shelby standing in the same room as Lauren while Manfred was being murdered!Or the fact that Shelby waited years to pick up some of the clues he left behind for the fathers...?Or... or the fact that he's... he's doing this to find a dad willing to die for his son and we've... we've seen dead dads in these trails and he still killed the... kids...?Or the fact that... that Shelby lives off a detective's pension and could afford to... put together those, um, those super elaborate... and... expensive... traps...?...I'm starting to suspect this game is not well written.
Heavy Rain - 16 - The Rat (Gameplay) Chaos Shadow 2016-07-20 | Not gonna lie, the first chapter in this video bothers me for some legitimate reasons....then Madison just walks out on her. What a fuckin' asshole.To contemplate with us why this poison trial should have run alarm bells in any sensible person's head, the commentated version is here: youtu.be/xodpRRVuUaQ
Heavy Rain - 15 - Im a P.I. Chaos Shadow 2016-07-11 | I'm a PI. I can do anything.To appreciate Scott Shelby's ability to slaughter dozens of men like a badass without voices interrupting him, view the gameplay-only video here: youtu.be/8cC3WbYnWYk
Heavy Rain - 15 - Im a P.I. (Gameplay) Chaos Shadow 2016-07-11 | I'm a PI. I can do anything.To hear me get very angry about a sex scene that didn't even happen, you can view the commentated version here: youtu.be/WQoFnmlj5cs
Heavy Rain -14 - Sexploitation Chaos Shadow 2015-08-02 | You ready to be skeeved out? I'm not!To appreciate this fine expression of the female form and understand why this video game is considered 'art', you can watch the commentary free version here: http://youtu.be/blqdeTirJEU
Heavy Rain - 14 - Sexploitation (Gameplay) Chaos Shadow 2015-08-02 | You ready to be skeeved out? I'm not!A video with commentary featuring a girl getting super uncomfortable with this display can be found here: http://youtu.be/VQBEJkPUa_w
Heavy Rain - 13 - Rampant OSHA Non-compliance (Gameplay) Chaos Shadow 2015-06-11 | NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSETo express bafflement at Shelby's giant mutant chicken-eggs and misunderstanding of what 'scrambled eggs' actually means, the commentated version is here: http://youtu.be/9Kd2-BkjkwA
Heavy Rain - 13 - Rampant OSHA Non-compliance Chaos Shadow 2015-06-11 | NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE.To watch Shitty Philedelphia Ninja Warrior (Child Edition) in all its uncommentated glory, see here: http://youtu.be/g9TCUdXsxvENote: I apologize for any oddities in sound quality. I recently switched to a new computer (and lost the original audio file in the process) and have to re-calibrate all of my programs to how I liked them. Which involves remembering how I liked them, so...
Heavy Rain - 12 - The Shark (Gameplay) Chaos Shadow 2015-05-19 | For the record, it -might- have been the doorknob itself, but the game didn't give me any prompts to clean it so I still blame Heavy Rain.To learn about how a man can take six shotgun blasts to the chest and still be fine, commentary is over here: http://youtu.be/3x6mPCpvfLo
Heavy Rain - 12 - The Shark Chaos Shadow 2015-05-19 | For the record, it -might- have been the doorknob itself, but the game didn't give me any prompts to clean it so I still blame Heavy Rain.There's all kind of violence in this one! If you want to experience the fun without the commentary, look here: http://youtu.be/Dr01STKnLhU
Heavy Rain - 11 - DTs Chaos Shadow 2015-05-11 | "DTs" means "drugs and trees".To watch Nahman trip balls without commentary (AND WHY WOULDN'T YOU), go here: http://youtu.be/BFzN3YuSuZ8
Heavy Rain - 11 - DTs (gameplay) Chaos Shadow 2015-05-11 | "DTs" means "drugs and trees".The commentary contains faint praise with damning. If you'd like to hear even more about the failed potential of this game, check out the other video: http://youtu.be/zoxkP6lC0ys
Heavy Rain - 10 - The Lizard Chaos Shadow 2015-04-06 | In which David Cage gets punched in the teeth, the cops are terrible, and the game reaches its zenith.For the version without talking, see here: http://youtu.be/vZp08VGNxUk
Heavy Rain - 10 - The Lizard (gameplay) Chaos Shadow 2015-04-06 | In which there is legitimate justification for watching the video without commentary.For the version with me still complaining, check here: http://youtu.be/INyEI3XZEK0
Heavy Rain - 09 - The Butterfly Chaos Shadow 2015-01-03 | In which Ethan fails to understand the concept of not shoving shards of broken glass in his skin.If you want to watch Ethan act like a dumbass without being told about it, you can watch the uncommentated version here: http://youtu.be/a27o6WQtjfo
Heavy Rain - 09 - The Butterfly (Gameplay) Chaos Shadow 2015-01-03 | In which Ethan fails to understand the concept of not shoving shards of broken glass in his skin.If you'd like to listen to people become -extremely confused- about Ethan's total lack of cautionary measures, the commentated version is here: http://youtu.be/p4TtRh_-kr4
Heavy Rain - 08 - Buddy Cops (Gameplay) Chaos Shadow 2014-12-20 | In which Norman Jayden is hit in the face with a chicken.Commentated version can be found here: http://youtu.be/hK0SCHMi_XQ
Heavy Rain - 08 - Buddy Cops Chaos Shadow 2014-12-20 | In which Norman Jayden is hit in the face with a chicken.To live out this moment in its unspoiled glory, the commentary-free version can be found here: http://youtu.be/OVeZVfKg-TU
Heavy Rain - 07 - The Bear (Gameplay) Chaos Shadow 2014-12-11 | In which we recklessly endanger a great deal of lives thanks to advanced GPS technology.To listen to conjecture about how to make this idea less stupid, click here for the commentated version: http://youtu.be/9Lgwrbu1QhA
Heavy Rain - 07 - The Bear Chaos Shadow 2014-12-11 | In which we recklessly endanger a great deal of lives thanks to advanced GPS technology.To watch Ethan run over a cop without people being horrified by it, click here for the raw gameplay version: http://youtu.be/8-UlRJnjtyM
Heavy Rain - 06 - Legitimate Police Procedure (Gameplay) Chaos Shadow 2014-11-07 | In which there is a distressing amount of breaking and entering on the part of law enforcement.If you want to hear musings about why nobody calls Child Protective Services, listen to us here: http://youtu.be/NIid-G7dCfE
Heavy Rain - 06 - Legitimate Police Procedure Chaos Shadow 2014-11-07 | In which there is a distressing amount of breaking and entering on the part of law enforcement.The bit with Nathaniel is actually pretty good. See it without blather here: http://youtu.be/AJ1Q1siAw3Y
Heavy Rain - 05 - Whats in the Box!? Chaos Shadow 2014-10-31 | In which a stereotype is robbed in his convenience store, a half-naked woman is brutalized in her apartment, and train station security is terrible.If you want to watch this without listening to ladies get kind of uncomfortable at that second scene, the uncommented version can be found here: http://youtu.be/m5Jf_C30j5E
Heavy Rain - 05 - Whats in the Box!? (Gameplay) Chaos Shadow 2014-10-31 | In which a stereotype is robbed in his convenience store, a half-naked woman is brutalized in her apartment, and train station security is terrible.If you want to hear about how skeevy that scene with Madison is, listen to us over here: http://youtu.be/oxKttIlQ0qE
Heavy Rain - 04 - Dubious Federal Funding (Gameplay) Chaos Shadow 2014-10-25 | In which the FBI's discretionary spending is called into question.If you prefer to have somebody to talk to while waiting in a crappy office chair, the commentated version is here: http://youtu.be/hALwCDvZISI
Heavy Rain - 04 - Dubious Federal Funding Chaos Shadow 2014-10-25 | In which the FBI's discretionary spending is called into question.If you want to experience a game of wall-ball in its uninterrupted splendor, the raw footage can be found here: http://youtu.be/pFX0Q7893v4
Heavy Rain - 03 - Eff Bee Eye (Gameplay) Chaos Shadow 2014-10-17 | In which the Eff-Bee-Eye finally get involved in a confirmed serial killer (after over two years and eight victims), and David Cage flaunts his EGO.If you want to hear about Jayden is totally an alien reploid, the commentated version awaits here: http://youtu.be/OGBKTCEaJKU
Heavy Rain - 03 - Eff Bee Eye Chaos Shadow 2014-10-17 | In which the Eff-Bee-Eye finally get involved in a confirmed serial killer (after over two years and eight victims), and David Cage flaunts his EGO.If you would like to experience the majesty of Nahman Jayden with only the soothing soundtrack as accompaniment, gameplay-only footage is here: http://youtu.be/6BYiZYazsWc
Heavy Rain - 02 - SadDad and Shelby Chaos Shadow 2014-10-09 | In which everybody is just so goddamn sad about everything.Covers "Father and Son", "Sleazy Place".If you don't want to listen to people yap over the game, you can enjoy the uncut footage over here: http://youtu.be/xX-B89dFraY
Heavy Rain - 02 - SadDad and Shelby (Gameplay) Chaos Shadow 2014-10-09 | In which everybody is just so goddamn sad about everything.Covers "Father and Son", "Sleazy Place".If this is too oppressively maudlin for you to handle without assistance, the commentated version is over here: http://youtu.be/-_P1pq4Zp8M
Heavy Rain - 01 - Inevitability (Gameplay Only) Chaos Shadow 2014-10-05 | In which the world's greatest architect meanders around his house for a while before going to a mall. Welcome to Heavy Rain. (Warning: Intense action. Viewer discretion advised.)This is the gameplay-only version of this video. If you want to listen to somebody who hates Heavy Rain yell about how they hate Heavy Rain, you can find the commentated version here: http://youtu.be/4LPHou59TjU
Heavy Rain - 01 - Inevitability Chaos Shadow 2014-10-05 | Join me and my Anonymous Friend as we watch the world's greatest architect meanders around his house for a while before going to a mall. Welcome to Heavy Rain. (Warning: Intense action. Viewer discretion advised.)This is the Commentated Version of this video. If you do not want to hear somebody who hates Heavy Rain hate Heavy Rain, please refer to the gameplay-only version here: http://youtu.be/noq-kUhyqP8
Psychonauts - Part Eighteen - Meat Circus Chaos Shadow 2013-11-12 | The end of Psychonauts.Also, and I state again; eww.
One Last Pass - Mental Worlds Chaos Shadow 2013-11-03 | A quick revisit with the remaining minds, from the inmates to the lungfish. (Sadly, earlier levels don't have new dialogue for approaching the endgame.)
One Last Pass - Campgrounds Chaos Shadow 2013-11-03 | Couldn't move on without introducing the kids to Mr. Pokeylope!
