Music from filmmusic.io "In Your Arms" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0)No no no Im nearly 30Lex Croucher2019-12-30 | 30. Thirty. Old. Old person. That's me. Ms L. L. Oldperson10 worst things about Rise of SkywalkerLex Croucher2019-12-24 | The new Star Wars film drove me to film a terrible quality video on my phone on the floor of my childhood bedroom. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW JJ ABRAMSThe 10 BEST costume dramas ... ever | Lex CroucherLex Croucher2019-10-01 | I love costume/period dramas 5 eva. Sanne and Kez's video: youtube.com/watch?v=eviKsujGaJY
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Lyrics:
Society dictates that I must wear clothes but waistbands and chafing bring me woe there are laws about public nudity and I’ve studied all the loopholes, they apply to me
All I want is to be comfortable but pyjamas aren’t socially acceptable So the only way my soft girl flag flies free is when I slip into a pair of dungarees
Is this sexy? I feel sexy You just slide off the strap bits to undress me
I look like an A adult baby It feels amazing I’m an adult baby
At home at work or when you party wild You too could look like an infant child The people side eye you but you know you rock it Motherfucker look at all of these goddamn pockets
You’ve gotta get nude if you want to pee and you’ll never be accepted by society if you’re looking for your cat he’s loving them too he’s sleeping in my pocket like a baby kangaroo
Is this sexy? I feel sexy pull down on the leg parts to undress me
I feel like an adult baby it doesn’t phase me I’m an adult baby
Comfy in the crotch bit! (adult baby) flexing when you keep fit (adult baby)
Don’t look at me like that cos I’m not crazy I just like to dress like I’m an adult babyAre “eco-friendly” people hypocrites? | Lex CroucherLex Croucher2019-02-27 | Is it possible to be 100% eco-friendly? Can you be ethical part time? Idk, let's find out. Sorry for audio issues and the ambient alien invasion which begins at 4:44.
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Please contact mark@freefocus.co.uk for business enquiries.Dear Prince Harry: HOW COULD YOU? | Lex CroucherLex Croucher2017-12-05 | Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have betrayed me. There is to be a royal wedding. A follow-up to this video: youtube.com/watch?v=w_vH66Xc8vw
These allegations are rumour, I cannot comment I can't recall as to all of the pigs I have met I've told a few porkies - that's my only crime Not the true love that's felt between PM and swine
There's nothing to see here unless photos leak They'll be back on Corbyn by this time next week All of this worry and all of this doubt Just for one gentle kiss from a lady pig's snout
What I mean to say is, soon the media will Move on from this hogwash, this slander, this swill George Osborne starves children, but now that's no big And I'm just a man who's in love with a pigWhy Are You Like This?Lex Croucher2015-07-30 | PopBuzz: http://www.youtube.com/PopBuzz
Lion & lioness shirts on DFTBA: http://store.dftba.com/collections/lex-croucherSex Education!Lex Croucher2015-01-27 | Hannah and I talk SEX ED. We didn't address the fact that sex ed doesn't cover gender identity/trans issues - also EXTREMELY important and missing from sex ed when I was at school.
In real life, Pocahontas only ever had a relationship with one John, the second one. She wasn't with John Smith, and she was also 12 when she saved his life. Gross, Disney.