Loan Shark Joe
My OBVIOUS Fake Speedrun that got Verified
updated
Welcome to my world. I am a patient from an Asylum. The guards let me play Resident Evil 4 during my evening. Here is my reaction to my first playthrough. I hope that you enjoy it.
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Outro song - youtube.com/watch?v=TiE9Vvmlxew
Was it hard? It was a bit, yes. The peashooter is very weak.
Is this DLC good? To be honest, I think that if this took 5 years, it's a bit pathetic, what took them 5 entire years to make another Inkwell Isle 4? Ah well, i'm not that happy with it, but the art is very nice.
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Outro song - youtube.com/watch?v=TiE9Vvmlxew
Here are some timestamps so you can see where the bosses are:
00:00 Glumstone The Giant
01:50 Moonshine Mob
04:00 Esther Winchester
05:56 The Howling Aces
08:01 Mortimer Freeze
09:52 The Pawns
10:25 The Knight
11:27 The Bishop
12:24 The Rook
13:19 The Queen
14:09 Chef Saltbaker
17:13 The Devil and The Angel (SECRET BOSS!)
18:16 Loan Shark Joe's Outro
This is why this speedrun took about 2 months and about 100 attemps.
I hope you enjoy my unique style of video making, please let me know what you think!
Discord - discord.gg/KYQxEBS
Music:
Flomora Town (Pokemon Diamond and Pearl.... And platinum) - youtube.com/watch?v=4u75fBHRLYc
"PREP" From the movie Saw 3 - youtu.be/MsOdDnhu9T8?list=PLLr9-aWYvQwOaE7oRpGeHHTUUmyJWjfLL
"Let's Go Shopping" - from a game called "Payday 2" youtube.com/watch?v=U-ifdjbGPb0
"The Only Thing They Fear Is You" - from a game called Doom Eternal - youtube.com/watch?v=Aqk7x_w1H98
And finally, my the outro song is "8 bit summer" youtube.com/watch?v=TiE9Vvmlxew
Sorry about the mistakes made, I can use the albert with infinite ammo and the circular saw since it's the fastest way to play!
Please note that I play on ENGLISH version because I am ENGLISH, why would I play the japanese censored version? Nah, here is the better, more violent and a language I can understand version of the game (who cares if it's slower!)
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Thank you to my buddy Vriska AGAIN, he is the reason why you are watching this video right now.
And thank you to that guy who let me use his cool remix Chopin op 10 no 1 which you can find here -
youtube.com/watch?v=fIcNOZgIZjA
Dead by Daylight is RUBBISH at rewarding the players.
It takes like 100 hours to get to rank 1 or more if you don't play every month or whatever, and you get terrible rewards.
IMPORTANT: This video was made JUST BEFORE the new ranking system, In the new ranking system, you cannot "lose a pip." So it was bad luck that I uploaded it right afterwards and it no longer fits how DBD works, but instead of "lose a pip" replace that with "lose a match" and it should make sense.
Note: Yes, i said "nothing" but at the time of me making the video, the "new" ranking system was not out yet, I later refer to the 250,000 bloodpoints reward.
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Outro song - youtube.com/watch?v=TiE9Vvmlxew
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Thank you to my buddy Vriska who gave me a lot of good tips about this game, make sure to subscibe to him, he's a very good youtuber - youtube.com/channel/UCLtHXoiAnybGqLQ7xftn5hA
Thank you to my mate who let me use his remix Chopin Op 10 No 1 song - youtu.be/fIcNOZgIZjA
Find out why!
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I don't like typical Dead by daylight content creators who get way too many views and they have poor social skills and poor commentary with MINIMAL effort into editing and making it really nice for their audience.
Here, I put in a lot of effort into editing, and I don't put annoying background music to distract you, I try a Dead by daylight video (and probably never again?), and try to be unique. I hope you enjoy this match, it was truly special.
Very big thank you to my very good friend Dantheplatypus who made this video, basically. If it was not for him, you would not be watching this!
Make sure to follow him on his twitch - twitch.tv/search?term=dantheplatypus
Outro song - youtube.com/watch?v=TiE9Vvmlxew
HROT is a very good game, the speedrun of Episode 1 is very stressful and some things just do not go in your favour and there is a lot of pressure on the player. Thank you to my friend Vriska who gave me some tips on how to make it managable and possible, and I did come up with some other ideas using my head, but it may not be the best and fastest. Nevertheless, i'm very happy with this speedrun and I hope you enjoy my style and gameplay! Please let me know what you think about my video in the comments!
Thank you to Atmos Pact 安安小徹 for giving me permission to use his song in my outro. youtu.be/fIcNOZgIZjA
Excuse the bad outro, this whole game's credit is a joke and I just wanted to make something unique out of it.
The bat fight at 46:46 was very confident, I just took massive risks and it worked very very well, really glad that happened, it was very risky, I felt very nervous doing that but I just thought "It had to be done to make it more entertaining!"
At 29:46 I invented my own method to doing that chess puzzle, I believe that the way I did it was faster and saves about 1.5 seconds. I can't believe that everyone else does it what I consider it to be the slower way when they push the king all the way to the right, I just push it once and mastered it so I never get the camera change.
Thank you to my very good friend 0_yami_0 for helping me get this really fast time
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A lot of the time, the camera is terrible and you cannot see any zombie but as soon as the camera changes, it turns out that a zombie is right in front of your face! This happens a lot and is very annoying, but if you manage to still avoid a zombie, it makes it look even cooler because it makes it look like you knew he was there already even though the camera didn't show him at all beforehand.
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Please show your support to the artist who made the Resident Evil 0 save theme synth, it's very impressive! youtube.com/watch?v=0PsbEiC9J5k
Furthermore, please show your support to a very talented artist who made an excellent Dead by daylight clown killer music fan made song (better than the actual game) - youtube.com/watch?v=0CJmKbzy9GQ
It just so happens that I was recording (Hah!) The icing on the cake was that he attacked me just after I shot my shotgun which meant that I do not have to wait for the VERY long animation of the shotgun, the centipede cancelled that for me (Thanks!) I also got VERY luck that he only took a tiny amount of shotgun shells, sometimes he takes about 4 more than he does in this video, and that happens to me very often.
I know it's not much of a time save, but this is honestly the fastest and luckiest thing in this fight you can ever do and it's way too rare to repeat it the way I did.
This was pretty difficult, for some reason, the game froze on the last boss right at the moment where the timer was supposed to stop!!!
Time is measured in game time.
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00:00 Intro
00:08 The Root Pack
02:12 Ribby and Croaks
04:23 Goopy Le Grande
06:13 Hilda Berg
08:11 Cagney Carnation
10:01 Baroness Von Bon Bon
12:01 Wally Warbles
14:05 Djimmi the Great
16:27 Beppi the Clown
18:52 Grim Matchstick
21:32 Rumor Honeybottoms
23:47 DR Kahl's Robot
25:58 Sally Stageplay
28:15 Werner Werman
30:03 Captain Bineybeard
32:03 Carla Maria
34:02 Phantom Express
36:40 King Dice
41:05 The Devil
43:26 End Credits
This works on Normal Difficulty. I decided to go for different themes and styles from one fight to the next.
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Did you find the "Hidden Items?"
Outro Song - youtube.com/watch?v=TiE9Vvmlxew
HOW TO DO "DEFEND JILL WITHOUT USING ANY WEAPONS" - youtube.com/watch?v=rxUfh_-e57s&t=410s
Outro song - youtube.com/watch?v=TiE9Vvmlxew
Can you figure out the hidden meaning in this video? write in the comments what you think!
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Outro song - youtu.be/TiE9Vvmlxew
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Outro song - youtube.com/watch?v=TiE9Vvmlxew
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However, i'm so unhappy about 54:08 where i missed a shot on pighead. I will redo this speedrun and commentate a better one.
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8 Bit summer (outro song) by Heatley Bros - youtu.be/TiE9Vvmlxew
If you have any questions please ask me!
Let me know what you thought of my playstyle too! was there too much "Showing Off?"
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Outro Song - discord.gg/KYQxEBS
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Outro song 8 bit summer by Heatley Bros - youtu.be/TiE9Vvmlxew
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music
IN ORDER OF APPEARENCE
[THAT WAS ME PLAYING MOONLIGHT SONATA BEETHOVEN ON A WEIRD GOOFY PIANO, IT DIDN'T SOUND RIGHT, BUT I LIKED IT BECAUSE IT GAVE IT CHARACTER]
- X GON GIVE IT TO YA BY DMX (UNCENSORED ORIGINAL VERSION) youtu.be/vkOJ9uNj9EY
- RESIDENT EVIL CODE VERONICA X SAVE ROOM "A MOMENT OF RELIEF" youtu.be/mxq5ymqPAsQ
- FIGHTING FORCE 64 OST TITLE SONG youtu.be/B3XYHKqP5XE
- FIGHTING FORCE 64 OST RECEPTION SONG youtu.be/ftUPA3NSpGM
- MORTAL KOMBAT 2 DEADPOOL THEME youtu.be/H17J9QIl6gs
- DUSK MAIN MENU THEME youtu.be/r5DINL-OjH8
- NOTORIOUS B.I.G. SUICIDAL THOUGHTS youtu.be/0Mic6kZYE0o
- RESIDENT EVIL 2 SAVE ROOM THEME youtube.com/watch?v=53aDI5K49F4
- RESIDENT EVIL 1 1996 GUARDHOUSE BASEMENT SONG youtu.be/9fn7Aw2VAsw
- SANFRANSISCO RUSH 2049 N64 "STUNTED" SONG youtu.be/sPk7yMxEnh4
- RESIDENT EVIL 2 RPD, THE FIRST FLOOR SONG youtu.be/8haALcYfWf4
- RESIDENT EVIL THE UMBRELLA CHRONICLES THEME SONG "BEGIN HERE" youtu.be/trHfgP1amN4
- PAPER MARIO 64 CRYSTAL KING BOSS FIGHT MUSIC youtu.be/HHBb0z9584w
- RESIDENT EVIL 1 1996 VACANT FLAT GUARDHOUSE DORMENTORY KEY youtu.be/EUuSYYh91d8
- RESIDENT EVIL 2 REMAKE HUNK MUSIC youtu.be/_UO-WTS6KUg
- ARMY MEN SARGE'S HEROES OST "THE BATHROOM" MUSIC youtu.be/6iaM0vGoTbc
- ARMY MEN SARGE'S HEROES OST "THE TAN ARMY" MUSIC youtu.be/qIFl-qZMsGA
- RESIDENT EVIL 1 1996 THE MANSION BASMENT MUSIC youtu.be/sITJuWV3HXg
- SANFRANSISCO RUSH 2049 N64 "SEVENTIES" MUSIC youtu.be/JbPJBFR7d0M
- RESIDENT EVIL 2 SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE "THE SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE HAS BEEN ACTIVATED REPEAT........ PLATFORM" MUSIC youtu.be/SMkOZdcl5o8
- RESIDENT EVIL 2 "THE SECOND MALFORMATION OF G" MUSIC youtu.be/vyupOLmu9VU
- POKEMON FIRE RED/ LEAF GREEN "SURF THEME" youtu.be/j7cnKLVn-wk
- (AND OF COURSE, MY VERY GOOD FRIEND) HEATLEY BROS, "8 BIT SUMMER" youtu.be/TiE9Vvmlxew
videos used
Thank you so much to Carcinogen who allowed me to use his videos, if he didn't allow permission, this would be uploaded about 4 days later than the day it was uploaded. (probably more)
- RESIDENT EVIL 2 REMAKE CLAIRE B HARDCORE NO DAMAGE NO SAVE BY CARCINOGENSDA youtu.be/jQ7-vOzKJBE
- RESIDENT EVIL 2 REMAKE LEON B HARDCORE NO DAMAGE NO SAVE BY CARCINOGEN youtu.be/exV2Aqigu0Q
- RESIDENT EVIL 2 REMAKE CLAIRE B HARDCORE NO DAMANGE NO DAVE BY CARCINOGEN youtu.be/jQ7-vOzKJBE
- RESIDENT EVIL 2 CLAIRE B SPEEDRUN BY JAKE TABOR youtu.be/gjshpGsj0Yk
Trust me.
(did the trailer give you the chills? i tried my best)
Ok listen up, i spent 4 days practicing those 7x7s circuits, and in practice i did amazing, however in this actual run, i was 10 secs slower, my heart was beating very fast and i was nervous.
I have spent 2 years trying to get sub 1 hour on this game, and here i am with the world record, beating Uhtrance's famous 58'15''
but i feel kinda upset that this could've been MUCH better still, which is why, the Saw speedruns will continue, i will upload a commentated one when sub 58 minutes has been achieved!
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8 bit summer - youtu.be/TiE9Vvmlxew
getting hit 3 times by a minion with a nail bat was terrible, the skips were done well though
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26:17 was great, i managed to kill the guy just before he could pick up ashely, 4 second time waste if i was late.
very unhappy about 01:15:22 where i did everything with U3 well, until this very easy rpg shot which i somehow missed...... can't explain how silly that was
34:16 was such a shame! i was 1 frame early, you can see in the cutscene my rpg hit the wall and the cutscene colors were glitchy
In terms with the out of bounds skips, and the new island skip, i managed to get them done first attempt which was nice!
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i had no idea it would trash the record, i thought i was playing very slow.
the only way to avoid zombies is to dodge them, since we cannot use guns as they will use space in the inventory, which is not allowed
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i did a summary of the game due to it not being well known at all.
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MUSIC USED IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE
Saw "countdown" song - youtu.be/2WJEcn3qeOE
Metal Gear Solid Cavern song - youtu.be/qcKsx8ZeL0k
Axel F Extended - youtu.be/Kp86pVEPZS8
Crystal King Paper Mario theme - youtu.be/HHBb0z9584w
San Francisco Rush 2049 Menu song - youtu.be/x2xXXe8SqAE
Call of Duty Black Ops 2 Mob of the Dead soundtrack youtu.be/JUj1gVkU2Rw?t=874
San Francisco rush 2049 "Stunted" song - youtu.be/EmKnuh_J_EM
8 bit summer [outro song] - youtu.be/TiE9Vvmlxew
This hurt my heart towards the end...
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Outro song - youtu.be/TiE9Vvmlxew
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Outro song - youtu.be/TiE9Vvmlxew
This is a strategy i found on how to kill birkin very quickly and very easily, no need for guns, so if you're that player who enters boss fights in games with very little or none ammo, then fear not! Follow my instructions and you should be able to pull this off.
Hardest thing to do is to remain furthest away from his arm with the weapon as Birkin moves, if you fail this, you'll get hit and might need to use your sub weapon on him when he grabs you
Outro song - youtu.be/TiE9Vvmlxew
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"Feeling Nice" by Jay & Shakur - youtu.be/5qjR6po3bvY
Mortal Kombat 2 Deadpool theme - youtu.be/xatU9w-nv48
Predator vision scenes - youtu.be/iFRxvDfYK1M
Terminator theme song - youtu.be/mpMg1upld0w
Apollo Legend's Channel - youtube.com/channel/UC5t8u4kpE0WvLxkPWIp8n-g
"8 bit summer" (outro song) - youtu.be/TiE9Vvmlxew
I am the first to speedrun this.
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this was not bad for first attempt! dream time for console is sub 1 hour, which i am very confident with, i know i can do it! World Record grindin'
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Music used:
youtube.com/watch?v=OUh9TqE2SzY
youtube.com/watch?v=WX5l8_p7ixc
youtube.com/watch?v=KrO3hfyfBds
youtube.com/watch?v=xatU9w-nv48
youtube.com/watch?v=KQbm_hCiG2I
youtu.be/n1mHoUDLak8
youtu.be/9hClfiTRnz4
Outro song - youtu.be/TiE9Vvmlxew
Here i show an example on how Resident Evil 2 Remake's DA works!
In this case, if we shoot at that zombie, the game will think we attempted to kill it, so then the position of the zombie changes and makes it so that we don't have to encounter him again
However, if we don't shoot at it at all and just run past him, the game will think that we got away with it so forced the zombie in a position where it can attack us - the game wants us to have an encounter with this zombie
based on how the player plays, the difficulty will either be easier or harder in some places
(Why did you return back? you do know you don't have to return there again?)
Yes i know, but here is a nice example where the DA is happening, you don't have to go back to where you came, but Capcom thought of everything, they even put a DA script over here!
(what other areas of DA are there?)
There are many! another good example is the William Birkin boss fight where you need to press on the buttons to send a huge storage piece and crush him with it, if you played really well, then you'll have to do this twice instead of just once!
(Ways to make the DA against the player?)
if you pick up plenty of ammo, and get many kills, the game thinks you're playing well and will increase difficulty, but if you keep getting attacked and not pick up ammo, then it will ease off a little
When he jump attacks, as long as you are out of his way, you won't take damage, Leon will have a "stagger" animation but this will not do any damage to him.
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Here I found a strat to enter the Shutter door in the fastest way possible, follow the instructions provided and it should work for you
How much time does this save? (Like 0.5 seconds XD)
The shutter has a hitbox which acts like an invisible wall as it is rising, you cannot lower Leon's hitbox, so the only way to do this is to enter at a "Frame Perfect" situation
I will be speedrunning this game, And making in depth videos about it
Outro song - youtube.com/watch?v=TiE9Vvmlxew&t
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Outro song - youtube.com/watch?v=TiE9Vvmlxew
the video will be up in under 7 days,
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