when the home brew hits putenukem 2022-07-05 | i just got a text from someone saying they were watching the donkey kong movie and that the banana peels were fake. thanks for ruining it bro
slide safety rules putenukem 2022-07-05 | i just got a text from someone saying they were watching the donkey kong movie and that the banana peels were fake. thanks for ruining it bro
when you see a door putenukem 2022-07-05 | i just got a text from someone saying they were watching the donkey kong movie and that the banana peels were fake. thanks for ruining it bro
i smeel cheese putenukem 2021-11-07 | i'm just a guy who likes to eat chili dogs and yell "yum!" at the tv when a guy eats the chili dogs
sicko mode putenukem 2021-09-17 | someone has smeared shit all over my "please don't run me off the road" bumper sticker andi need help getting DNA out of the shit
she say do you love me i tell her putenukem 2021-09-09 | now that we have robots that can do, the kinds of things humans used to be able to do, are we going to see humans fall even further behind other species
you pop this piece of crap in, and what do you get? putenukem 2021-09-06 | *hits you with a shovel* "im sorry" *hits you with a shovel* "im sorry" *hits you with a shovel* "im sorry" *hits you with a shovel* "im sorry" *hits yo
˙·٠•●♥ [ i prefer milk with cookies ] ♥●•٠·˙ putenukem 2021-08-31 | 😔 but they didn't have any 😔#tenaciousd
roy dies putenukem 2021-08-19 | in the year 2161, the world's largest billboard will light up the night sky, welcoming all travelers to "the arbys supercenter".
cat goes down water slide putenukem 2021-08-16 | might do the obama thing and follow 600000 accounts so people cant get mad at me for following specific guys
yoshi pitched down putenukem 2021-08-16 | might do the obama thing and follow 600000 accounts so people cant get mad at me for following specific guys
nae nae putenukem 2021-08-10 | Good, Bad… I’m The Guy With a 20 Dollars Arby’s Gift Cardyoutu.be/p9EmAIM8td8
current mood putenukem 2021-07-30 | six things you absolutely must have in your fridge:- a jar of ketchup- a jar of ketchup
misheard smash brawl lyrics putenukem 2021-07-22 | harvey weinsteins tooth fell out the last time h was in court and the judge made him pick it up and put it back in his mouth
polar express dub putenukem 2021-07-17 | "gotta get out of that rat race", i said. the rat laughed: I was now a rat
lawnmower engine laugh putenukem 2021-07-17 | went into dominoes and said “ pizza pizza” they shot me in the chest with a rifle
this is me after watching the weather channel putenukem 2021-07-11 | chris pratt animorphed into mark wahlberg in 2016 and never changed back
this is me after working in a car dealership putenukem 2021-07-07 | If I Win The Powerball I Will Do Two Things. 1) I Will Buy The Only Japanese Restaurant In All Of New York City And 2) I Will Name It "Ruby Tuesday"
lets drop putenukem 2021-06-30 | Remember to make your youtube videos more accessible for blind people by putting braille in the titles
day 1 of listening to the fitness gram pacer test putenukem 2021-06-22 | 🙌So I was 👏in class 👨🏫 listening 🎧to Animals🐶🐷 (still underrated btw) and my headphones 🎧unplugged. There was like one1️⃣ epic gamer🎮 like totally being dragged down 🗿. But most of my classmates were 😕confused. 🙀Then one of them 🗣said “Bruh Pink Floyd is so cringe 🤮have you tried listening to some rap😈?” I was SO SHOOK!😳I yelled 😮at him, “Uh excuse me you uncultured swine🐽! I’m not like 😜the other 👱🏻♀️girls! I listen to Pink Floyd 👅and 👸🏽Queen! Rog (that’s the horse🐴) literally saved 🙏my life. 👏I was getting 😵dragged down by the stone🗿because 🙌🙏my daddy died 🤧☠️and then Rog descended 👻from the heavens to help me tear down the 🏰wall. Then I heard a rumbling from the ground! It was 🥺satan or some mumble rapper 😜or something (I’m too cultured 📕📗📙to know their names🧮). His voice boomed🗣 but I couldn’t understand 🤣him because he was 😤mumbling. Suddenly the skies opened and🐴 Rog descended. He said😎 “My child I am here.” He banished🕋 the mumble rapper 😫back to the depths of hell by 😩spitting on him. 😳Anyways that’s the s t o n e sisters. And pray to our lord and savior every night 🙏🙏🙏🙏
when you accidentally punch your phone a little too hard putenukem 2021-06-20 | Actually 🧐 , the stone 🗿 is first 1️⃣ referenced 👆 on the album 💿 "A Saucerful 🍽️ of Secrets" 🤫 in the song 🎼 "See-Saw"."Sister 👩🦱 throwing 💁♀️ stones 🗿"
s҉o҉u҉p҉ putenukem 2021-06-15 | (in driver's ed) the benefits of being a truck driver and a gym rat are very clear cut. one, you get to lift a lot of weights,
im a turtle on my back putenukem 2021-06-12 | "Cold hard cash is the real deal" the quote of ben franken
yoshi glitch vine putenukem 2021-06-12 | there is absolutely no way that the new Star wars trailer is actually good. and if it is, i am not only mad at the people who made it, but also
I made you a pie putenukem 2021-06-09 | if you say shit like "Basinga" they give you a TV show....if you say opinions that are true , you get the Executioners blade .-EpicWayne
you thought you were going to trespass on private property? putenukem 2021-06-06 | you have not looked at the facts and you have the same IQ as a babys IQ. and thats why you have low follower.
when your ᶠʳⁱᶜᵏⁱⁿ mom tells you to clean your ᶠʳⁱᶜᵏⁱⁿ room putenukem 2021-06-01 | im going to be the best boss youve ever had. and yea, i am going to eat you alive. because i love you
life is pain putenukem 2021-06-01 | PROSECUTION: Is it true, that on the evening of Sept 3rd, 2006, you posted the word "Jeams"ME: (swallowing cyanide pill) I dont recall .
say shop ten times putenukem 2021-05-30 | i love to post links to music i don't like on here so people can make the mistake of liking it
sorry boys, but your forehead is looking like a fivehead putenukem 2021-05-30 | I've 👁 got 🉐🅰 a bike 🚵🏿♀️, you 👈 can ride 🏇 it if you 👈 like 👍. It's got 🉐 a basket 😭🍆, a bell ❄🔔 that rings 💍 And things 🕑 to make 💘 it look 👀 good 👌. I'd 🙏 give 🎁 it to you 👉 if I 😏👁 could, but 🍑 I 👁 borrowed 💁 it. You're the kind 🙁 of girl 👩 that fits 🌊 in with my world 🌎. I'll 📝 give 👉 you 👉 anything 😯, everything 💯 if you 👈 want 😍 things 🕑. I've 👁 got 🍸 a cloak 👻 it's a bit 😁 of a joke 😂. There's ✔ a tear 💧😢😭 up ☝ the front 🔝. It's red 👹🍆♨ and black ⬛. I've 👁 had it for months 📆. If you 👈 think 🤔 it could look 👁 good 👌, then I 👁 guess 🤔😂✋ it should. You're the kind 🙁 of girl 👩 that fits 🌊 in with my world 🌎. I'll 🤫 give 🎁 you 👈 anything 😯, everything 💯 if you 🌚👈🏼 want 😋 things 🕑. I 👁 know 🤔 a mouse 👌🐭😋, and he 👥 hasn't got 🉐🇮🇹 a house 🏠. I 👁 don't ❌ know 🤔 why 🤔 I 👁 call 📞 him 👨🏾 Gerald 😎😫👍🏻. He's 👨 getting 🉐 rather 👉 old 👴🏻, but 🍑🇮🇱✡ he's 👥 a good 👌 mouse 🐭. You're the kind 🙁 of girl 👩😫 that fits 🌊 in with my world 🌎. I'll 📝 give 👉 you 👈 anything 😯, everything 💯 if you 👈 want 😍 things 🕑. I've 🙋 got 🉐 a clan 🤝 of gingerbread 🍪 men 👦. Here a man 👨, there a man 👦🏻, lots 🍑 of gingerbread 🍪 men 👦👶. Take 💅 a couple 👌 if you 👉👈 wish 🙏. They're 👨 on 🔛 the dish 🍽🍶🚰. You're the kind 🙁 of girl 👩 that fits 😂 in with my world 🌍. I'll 📝 give 👉 you 👉 anything 😯, everything 💯 if you 👈 want 😋 things 🕑. I 👁 know 🤔 a room 💯 full 🌝 of musical 🎶 tunes 🎼🔒. Some rhyme 🎶, some ching 🎎, most of them are clockwork ⏲⚙. Let's 🙆 go 👉 into the other room 💯 and make 💘 them work 💼.
resplendent young male fashionableness putenukem 2021-05-26 | people these days would rather have faith in Homer Simpson , than, the Honor System
who you gonna call? putenukem 2021-05-23 | I 👥 like 👧🤣👍 to think 🤔 that throughout 😝 Floyd's history 🚫 they have always 🔥 expressed 🙌 a struggle ⚔😫 or burden 🏋🏽, but 🍑 they just keep 👌 rolling 🧻 the boulder 🗿 up ☝ the hill ⛰. "Hanging 🔛 on 🔛 in quiet 🔇 desperation 😧😭 is the English 📚 way ↕." Of course 🏎 there are less ➖ positive ➕ and more positive 👍➕ outlooks ☠😬😵 depending 🔙 on 🔛 the context 🔎 of the use 👩🏻. "Hey 👋 you 👈🏻😎⬅, would you 👉👍 help 💁 me to carry 🔛 the stone 🗿? Open 👐 your 👉 heart ❤, I'm 💘 coming 💦 home 🏡💕" is a little 👌 more warm 🌎🔥 and hopeful 🙇🏼♀️ than "Who was found 🔍🔎🔬 dead 💀😭 on 🔛 the phone 🤮📱. Who was dragged 😐 down ⬇🔛 by the stone 💎."
