Dont Be a Monster, RICHARD! a novel by Jordan Krumbine [FULL #AUDIOBOOK đ] krumbine 2023-08-30 | Look, it's a story about a guy whose penis falls off, turns into a monster, and then terrorizes the city. There's a military defense contractor, so there's a lot of toxic phallic imagery. Speaking of phallic, there's also a wannabe governor campaigning on state's rights to WMDs. Also, the eponymous monster dick may or may not jump across multiple bodies, regardless of gender.A dude plays the flute. Another dude beatboxes. There's a restaurant called "Nips & Sips." Toxic masculinity meets the symbiotic power of creative expression ... but with lots of dick.Critically, this is a story that will never be made into a feature film because there isn't a single studio or platform with the courage to go all in on all dick. I could tell you more, but let's be honestâyou already know if you're going to read this one or not. Merry Penis, every one!***And, hey! There's an (unofficial!) OST, too! Check it out here:youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CuBcMuw4LFJJ3TvIIR5-D84Don't Be a Monster, Dick! on Goodreads:goodreads.com/book/show/62646434-don-t-be-a-monster-dickWritten, performed, and produced by Jordan Krumbineemergencycreative.comhttps:/www.YouTubeBooks.comThis #audiobook is totally free -- if you enjoyed it, please consider leaving a review on Goodreads! Subscribe for more original (and classic) audiobooks!Great for #youtubepremium background play!CHAPTERS!00:07 - Content Warning02:33 - PROLOGUE: The First Cut23:29 - CHAPTER 1: Richard & Tess43:38 - CHAPTER 2: ... and Brad59:53 - CHAPTER 3: Dick Gobbler, the Skin-Flute Slobberer01:17:10 - CHAPTER 4: Dropping the Beat01:34:48 - CHAPTER 5: And the Beat Goes On ...01:46:21 - CHAPTER 6: A Dick Stuck in a Dick (Metaphorically Speaking)02:03:25 - CHAPTER 7: Killer Chuck02:23:54 - CHAPTER 8: Access Denied ... ish02:47:15 - CHAPTER 9: The Man in the Ivory Tower03:06:30 - CHAPTER 10: One Mystery Letter, Please03:14:10 - CHAPTER 11: The Invasion03:29:29 - CHAPTER 12: Brad Assumes the Best03:32:04 - CHAPTER 13: A Dick in the Crotch is Worth Two in the -- WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K?!03:47:43 - CHAPTER 14: A Dick in a Strange Place04:06:32 - CHAPTER 15: The Striking Cobra-Like Penis Monster-Thing04:17:26 - CHAPTER 16: Nips & Sips04:34:24 - CHAPTER 17: Nips & Sips & Monster Dick Tips04:46:29 - CHAPTER 18: A Dick Thrusting in a Dick ... Metaphorically Speaking04:54:10 - CHAPTER 19: Superdick/Superhero05:11:11 - CHAPTER 20: Self-Aware Dick05:29:00 - CHAPTER 21: Refractory Period05:41:22 - CHAPTER 22: A Dick in the Wind05:56:39 - CHAPTER 23: Look, Yâall, Bradâs Bad06:02:30 - CHAPTER 24: Donât Be A Dick, Just Look Up06:15:13 - CHAPTER 25: Justine06:27:33 - CHAPTER 26: Justine ... Plus One06:36:07 - CHAPTER 27: The Return of Dick Piccolo?06:43:12 - CHAPTER 28: About That Prologue ...07:01:06 - CHAPTER 29: A Not-So-Lovely Bunch of Coconuts07:16:10 - CHAPTER 30: The Dick that Lit the Match that Set the World of Fire07:25:59 - CHAPTER 31: The Fire that Unleashed the Dick that F**ked Some S**t Up07:43:09 - CHAPTER 32: Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor07:49:59 - CHAPTER 33: A Loyal Dick Would Never Get the Shaft08:11:22 - CHAPTER 34: ... but didnât she already have massive balls?08:21:54 - CHAPTER 35: Chuck is the Hero We Need08:30:29 - CHAPTER 36: Chuck Versus the Monster C**k08:44:12 - CHAPTER 37: Dorian Kingâs Other Office08:54:59 - CHAPTER 38: Chekhovâs Dick09:10:41 - CHAPTER 39: You Didnât Forget About Him, Did You?09:19:13 - CHAPTER 40: The Many Regrets of the Man in the Ivory Tower09:28:17 - CHAPTER 41: The One Where They Finally Say the Thing09:45:02 - EPILOGUE: You Get a Happy Ending, and You Get a Happy Ending, and You Get a Happy Ending ...09:59:31 - AUTHORâS NOTE#listen #listenable #freeaudiobooks #story #fiction #Narration #BookLovers #ReadingAloud #Storytelling #BestAudiobooks #FullAudiobook #CompleteAudiobook #AudioNovel #FullLengthAudiobook
COVID-cautious in Florida: Gordon Wegner Wants an Ice Cream | a full audiobook by Jordan Krumbine krumbine 2024-05-23 | Read along with a free copy on Amazon Kindle or Apple Books!Amazon: amazon.com/Gordon-Wegner-Wants-Ice-Cream-ebook/dp/B0CTHR7R3RApple: books.apple.com/us/book/gordon-wegner-wants-an-ice-cream/id6497566839?ls=1Please consider leaving a review in the comments, on Amazon, or on Goodreads:goodreads.com/book/show/211548862-gordon-wegner-wants-an-ice-creamMy audiobooks on YouTube: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtyE9vWjAbQdngH_UpVKmjhMy books: emergencycreative.com/books-by-jordan-krumbineGordon Wegner leads a quiet, COVID-cautious life, safely bubbled in his Central Florida home with his wife, Jasmine, and their dog, Mr. Fantastic. Despite his lactose intolerance and the inherent risk of the virus-friendly Florida, Gordon is about to be in desperate need of some ice cream. Preferably mint chocolate chip. The green kind, obviously. Because when life throws everything itâs got at you, sometimes all you can do is eat some ice cream.âGordon Wegner Wants an Ice Creamâ is a day-in-the-life story about surviving the pandemic, coping with anxieties, living with the trauma of Long COVID, and finding happy little distractions.Happy little distractions like ice cream.Grab a spoon (and some dairy pills), and dig in.CHAPTERS00:00 - Foreword, Dedication, & Content Warning07:01 - CHAPTER 1: Coffee Toffee Crunch18:06 - CHAPTER 2: Salted Maple Desire27:06 - CHAPTER 3: Rocky Road36:15 - CHAPTER 4: Neapolitan48:09 - CHAPTER 5: Pistachio01:02:37 - CHAPTER 6: Orange Creamsicle Sherbet01:17:01 - CHAPTER 7: Oatmeal Raisin Cookies & Cream01:27:59 - CHAPTER 8: Honey Jalapeño Ice Cream Social01:53:43 - CHAPTER 9: Galactic Dream Cone Surprise02:09:42 - CHAPTER 10: Butter Pecan02:25:16 - CHAPTER 11: Banana Split02:41:23 - CHAPTER 12: Double Chocolate Fudge Brownie Surprise02:59:59 - CHAPTER 13: Upside Down Pineapple Parfait03:26:41 - CHAPTER 14: Peanut Butter & Jelly Swirl03:38:05 - CHAPTER 15: Half-Baked Full Stop04:01:49 - CHAPTER 16: Mint Chocolate Chip04:22:51 - CHAPTER 17: Matcha Green Tea Ironic Swirl04:41:38 - CHAPTER 18: Black Raspberry & Dark Chocolate04:57:21 - CHAPTER 19: Hand-Churned Jasmine Boba05:14:37 - CHAPTER 20: Mint Chocolate Chip, Redux05:27:45 - Author's Note
Demonic Little Ironies krumbine 2024-05-01 | A compulsion for community persists through loneliness, isolation, and the sinfully pervasive tools of distraction.Enjoy my words? Check out my audiobooks on YouTube: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtyE9vWjAbQdngH_UpVKmjhMy Books: emergencycreative.com/books-by-jordan-krumbineMy Website: emergencycreative.com#vlog #fiction #writer #church
nurturing the ultimate creative sanctuary krumbine 2024-04-28 | In a world dominated by algorithmic trends, it's easy to get lost in the pursuit of short-term gains. But true creative satisfaction lies in authenticity, exploration, and diversity of expression. hang out and follow my story from the beginning: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CvkBqAW-Kd-cVojy5AozkWhmy audiobooks on youtube: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtyE9vWjAbQdngH_UpVKmjhmy books: emergencycreative.com/books-by-jordan-krumbinemy website: emergencycreative.com#vlog #creativity #support #algorithm
a dog to walk (shot entirely on Insta360 Go 3) krumbine 2024-04-21 | hang out and follow my story from the beginning: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CvkBqAW-Kd-cVojy5AozkWhmy audiobooks on youtube: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtyE9vWjAbQdngH_UpVKmjhmy books: emergencycreative.com/books-by-jordan-krumbinemy website: emergencycreative.com#dog #walk #chill #relaxing #vlog 00:00 - getting out the door01:49 - first treat05:56 - the suburbs are exhausting09:30 - into the wild(ish)15:00 - dandelion16:50 - zoomies18:18 - a good boy comes home again
My Family is from Uranus (pt 1) [a dramatic reading] krumbine 2024-04-17 | Oh hey, look at that! Something I wrote as a YouTube Short two years ago actually makes for a great performance when I'm not constrained by 60 seconds!Enjoy my words? Check out my audiobooks on YouTube: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtyE9vWjAbQdngH_UpVKmjhMy Books: emergencycreative.com/books-by-jordan-krumbineMy Website: emergencycreative.com#vlog #fiction #alien #uranus #scifi
my youtube journey: 15 years of failure krumbine 2024-04-15 | follow along with the 15 year playlist: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CsP2xQqiLsv-_q0k9M0-GEj&si=1DEZn4eFFn6B04R_curate your own playlist, drop a comment, and i'll check out your videos!hang out and follow my story from the beginning: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CvkBqAW-Kd-cVojy5AozkWhmy audiobooks on youtube: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtyE9vWjAbQdngH_UpVKmjhmy books: emergencycreative.com/books-by-jordan-krumbinemy website: emergencycreative.com#vlog #youtube #fail 00:00 - intro, toxic capitalism, & youtube as a hobby07:16 - jerry segment08:26 - 15 loooong years
The Arrogant Bastard (an ode to expertise in the workplace) [a dramatic reading] krumbine 2024-04-10 | This script was written over 15 years ago (proof: youtu.be/6sAUoAdp1Oc), and while I don't put my (well-earned!) arrogance on display as much as I used to, I have certainly crossed paths with countless people deserving of the ire I described so long ago.Enjoy my words? Check out my audiobooks on YouTube: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtyE9vWjAbQdngH_UpVKmjhMy Books: emergencycreative.com/books-by-jordan-krumbineMy Website: emergencycreative.com#vlog #fiction #drama #office
ive never made a video like this krumbine 2024-04-07 | chill backyard florida vibes (and a good boy fetches!)welcome to act II of my experimental vlog series-show-thing. the hangout vibes continue with a fresh dose of chill ... because when coping mechanisms fail, and life gets to be too much, sometimes we just need a hard reset. Creativity will happen when it happens.shot on Sony ZV-E10 and Insta360 Go 3hang out and follow my story from the beginning: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CvkBqAW-Kd-cVojy5AozkWhmy audiobooks on youtube: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtyE9vWjAbQdngH_UpVKmjhmy books: emergencycreative.com/books-by-jordan-krumbinemy website: emergencycreative.com#vlog #chill #florida #doggo
Robocop v Robocop krumbine 2024-04-05 | It's 1987 vs 2014.my audiobooks on youtube: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtyE9vWjAbQdngH_UpVKmjhmy books: emergencycreative.com/books-by-jordan-krumbinemy website: emergencycreative.com#vlog #film #robocop 00:00 - Intro05:58 - Two Types of Storytellers15:32 - 198725:34 - 201445:14 - Living in the Shadow (Solo: a Star Wars story)50:13 - Outro
The ONE THING that made Godzilla x Kong work! krumbine 2024-03-31 | Gozilla x Kong x Jurassic WorldAdam Wingard's sophomore Monstersverse flick has polished his neon-infused formula, completed an arc that began in Kong: Skull Island, and sets up a very exciting three-quel.Kaiju Foo Foo: youtu.be/P6VFkA01h8kmy 8-minute godzilla joke: youtube.com/watch?v=rl2vkNROKF4my audiobooks on youtube: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtyE9vWjAbQdngH_UpVKmjhmy books: emergencycreative.com/books-by-jordan-krumbinemy website: emergencycreative.com#vlog #film #review #monsterverse #jurassicworld 00:00 - Intro04:20 - Biased as ****11:34 - New Empire, Old Problems13:18 - Movie Monster Main Characters19:32 - The Human Characters23:52 - The Hollow Earth is Goofy33:19 - Kong Earns His Title (and what makes a good leader?)41:37 - SCALE, baby49:50 - Music52:12 - Skar King53:10 - Outro
Honestly, Ouroboros: behind an experimental writerâs vlog krumbine 2024-03-27 | Regularly scheduled programming returns next week! This week, since completing Act 1 of my vlog show, I thought it would be fun to critique and commentate on premise, technique, story, and my personal wins and fails across the 10 episodes.Honestly, Krumbine: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CvkBqAW-Kd-cVojy5AozkWh&si=D2pgcIqgx6I3b88Kmy audiobooks on youtube: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtyE9vWjAbQdngH_UpVKmjhmy books: emergencycreative.com/books-by-jordan-krumbinemy website: emergencycreative.com#vlog #film #review #youtube #storytelling 00:00 - intro & quick hits (RoboCop, Road House, Scrubs, & Star Trek Prodigy)13:06 - Honestly, Krumbine (Act I ... an experimental YouTube Vlog Show)15:19 - The Premise17:58 - The Technique (iPhone 15, Sony ZV-E10, Teleprompters)30:19 - The Story54:46 - Wins & Fails
honestly, krumbine cant come to the vlog right now krumbine 2024-03-24 | and absolutely no one is surprised.hang out and follow my story from the beginning: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CvkBqAW-Kd-cVojy5AozkWhmy audiobooks on youtube: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtyE9vWjAbQdngH_UpVKmjhmy books: emergencycreative.com/books-by-jordan-krumbinemy website: emergencycreative.com#vlog #writing #anxiety #puppet 00:00 - zaphod zombie01:52 - old habits, silly tropes, and puppets (damn, puppets!)03:29 - enough already
honestly, krumbine ... this recap is way too long krumbine 2024-03-17 | in case you missed something important ......hang out and follow my story from the beginning: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CvkBqAW-Kd-cVojy5AozkWhmy audiobooks on youtube: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtyE9vWjAbQdngH_UpVKmjhmy books: emergencycreative.com/books-by-jordan-krumbinemy website: emergencycreative.com#vlog #recap #writing #author #authentic #screenplay 00:00 - last time on previously on ... (episodes 1-4)03:17 - and now ... (episode 5-9)
honestly, krumbine ... your coping mechanisms suck krumbine 2024-03-13 | it's all pointless. whatever.hang out and follow my story from the beginning: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CvkBqAW-Kd-cVojy5AozkWhmy audiobooks on youtube: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtyE9vWjAbQdngH_UpVKmjhmy books: emergencycreative.com/books-by-jordan-krumbinemy website: emergencycreative.com#vlog #writing #anxiety00:00 - anxiety dreams08:20 - youtube growth; youtube fail18:04 - iron claw crazy christian youtube stalker23:30 - the last screenplay; professional creative camera idiot28:46 - my novella
The Flintstones will change how you look at Barbie krumbine 2024-03-10 | let's talk about barbie and what the hell happened to family films. if your opinion of barbie, the flintstones, or any other film or topic mentioned differs, awesome! unlike the residents of barbie land, we're allowed to have opinions and conflict!my audiobooks on youtube: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtyE9vWjAbQdngH_UpVKmjhmy books: emergencycreative.com/books-by-jordan-krumbinemy website: emergencycreative.com#vlog #film #review #barbie00:00 - intros, disclaimers, and the nature of a thoughtful critique10:57 - comparative analysis (oppenheimer, lego movie, avatar 2, jurassic world, flintstones23:14 - barbie pain (the best thing about barbie?)25:26 - a portrait of creative compromise27:00 - barbie aspires, but like the doll itself, itâs all plastic and surface (existentialism, humanity, feminism, patriarchy)33:49 - the patriarchy?53:14 - character development01:01:39 - the flintstones
the astrohaus freewrite is garbage (a professional storytellerâs perspective) krumbine 2024-03-06 | deeper reading ...âDistraction-Free Writingâ is a lie (and other bullshit that makes you want to buy an Astrohaus Freewrite)emergencycreative.com/blog/distraction-free-writing-is-a-lie-and-other-bullshit-that-makes-you-want-to-buy-an-astrohaus-freewriteThe Digital Typewriter and the Unnecessarily Costly Pursuit of Focus -- or -- The Astrohaus Freewrite and the Unquestionably Awful Predicament of Romanticizing the Typewriteremergencycreative.com/blog/the-digital-typewriter-and-the-unnecessarily-costly-pursuit-of-focushang out and follow my story from the beginning: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CvkBqAW-Kd-cVojy5AozkWhmy audiobooks on youtube: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtyE9vWjAbQdngH_UpVKmjhmy books: emergencycreative.com/books-by-jordan-krumbinemy website: emergencycreative.com#vlog #writing #freewrite00:00 - not the absence of distractions, but the conquering of them13:43 - my writing essentials21:04 - a walk in the (pandemic) park
i didnt change, the world did. this is why i thought the iron claw was awful. krumbine 2024-03-03 | this is a critique of story structure and character development ... if you liked the movie, awesome! also compared to JA Bayona's Society of the Snow on Netflix.my audiobooks on youtube: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtyE9vWjAbQdngH_UpVKmjhmy books: emergencycreative.com/books-by-jordan-krumbinemy website: emergencycreative.com#vlog #film #review #reaction 00:00 - empathy, compassion, and comparative reviews (the intro)11:15 - show me don't tell me (everything i hated about iron claw)17:10 - emotional intimacy27:04 - society of the snow
my life is a script thats still under revision krumbine 2024-02-29 | things are going well, so of course my brain has to completely **** everything up.hang out and follow my story from the beginning: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CvkBqAW-Kd-cVojy5AozkWhmy audiobooks on youtube: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtyE9vWjAbQdngH_UpVKmjhmy books: emergencycreative.com/books-by-jordan-krumbinemy website: emergencycreative.com#vlog #screenplay #writing #author 00:00 - my father, my script keeper16:33 - the unscripted part of the script deal
honestly, krumbine ... if youre not being original, youre being an idiot krumbine 2024-02-24 | there's a reason i call it "emergency creative" ....hang out and follow my story from the beginning: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CvkBqAW-Kd-cVojy5AozkWhmy audiobooks on youtube: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtyE9vWjAbQdngH_UpVKmjhmy books: emergencycreative.com/books-by-jordan-krumbinemy website: emergencycreative.com#vlog #creator #writing #author 00:00 - create something meaningful for yourself03:28 - my emergency creative13:43 - life has a way of getting in the way ... that's why we need emergency creative20:15 - dramatic reading (gordon wegner wants an ice cream)
more vlogs should have a previously on krumbine 2024-02-21 | in case you missed something important ......hang out and follow my story from the beginning: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CvkBqAW-Kd-cVojy5AozkWhmy audiobooks on youtube: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtyE9vWjAbQdngH_UpVKmjhmy books: emergencycreative.com/books-by-jordan-krumbinemy website: emergencycreative.com#vlog #recap #writing #author #authentic
writing and the creative process is better with friends krumbine 2024-02-18 | look, i'm just trying to make friends (make sense?)hang out and follow my story from the beginning: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CvkBqAW-Kd-cVojy5AozkWhmy audiobooks on youtube: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtyE9vWjAbQdngH_UpVKmjhmy books: emergencycreative.com/books-by-jordan-krumbinemy website: emergencycreative.com#vlog #friendship #friends #sitcom #90s
my writing routine has optimized failure ... success is next, right? krumbine 2024-02-13 | so .... this was entirely unexpected, but it could be a Very Big Deal. for the sake of posterity, i left it in ... i'll see if i can't explain it all in the next one!hang out and follow my story from the beginning: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CvkBqAW-Kd-cVojy5AozkWhmy audiobooks on youtube: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtyE9vWjAbQdngH_UpVKmjhmy books: emergencycreative.com/books-by-jordan-krumbinemy website: emergencycreative.com#vlog #writer #ritual #creativeprocess
writing rituals & routines are really hard to create krumbine 2024-02-09 | i have an idea on how to fix this writing problem. i think. i hope.hang out and follow my story from the beginning: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CvkBqAW-Kd-cVojy5AozkWhmy audiobooks on youtube: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtyE9vWjAbQdngH_UpVKmjhmy original max nebula short, on my other channel: youtube.com/watch?v=whu0uWqwstImy books: emergencycreative.com/books-by-jordan-krumbinemy website: emergencycreative.com#vlog #writer #2024 #ritual
i never have a problem writing the intro krumbine 2024-02-04 | and writing endings, well, endings are inevitable, aren't they?Videorama promo video: youtu.be/gLueTKtUs34?si=MI9QeyZLMvSonccohang out and follow my story from the beginning: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CvkBqAW-Kd-cVojy5AozkWhmy audiobooks on youtube: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtyE9vWjAbQdngH_UpVKmjhmy books: emergencycreative.com/books-by-jordan-krumbinemy website: emergencycreative.com#vlog #writer #2024
im trying to be authentic with my writing journey (plus monster body horror dramatic reading) krumbine 2024-01-29 | .... i don't know what to put here. thanks for watching if you watched or whatever. audiobook: youtu.be/k1IPZVeZfjkhang out and follow my story from the beginning: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CvkBqAW-Kd-cVojy5AozkWhmy website with more links and stuff: emergencycreative.com#vlog #author #2024
#TextMeđ | a (very long) #audiobook short by Jordan Krumbine krumbine 2023-12-12 | âBelle Delphine meets Saw.ââThis took a turn I was not ready for ... made me sick in exactly the way I imagine you were going for!âA lonely, frustrated writer has a terrifying brush with popularity after he falls victim to a mysterious e-girl influencer with 2.2 million followers.CONTENT WARNING: This story contains graphic sequences of self-mutilation, gore, and body horror. Listeners who may be sensitive to these elements should proceed with caution.Written, performed, and produced by Jordan Krumbineemergencycreative.comhttps:/www.YouTubeBooks.comThis is a prequel story to "Abraham Owens is Punched, Drunk, and All Out of Fucks!"Audiobook: youtu.be/qr6FHVW8VpEAmazon: amazon.com/Abraham-Owens-Punched-Drunk-All-ebook/dp/B09XKV3P16Please consider leaving a rating and review on Goodreads:goodreads.com/book/show/203677882-textme-x1f618Want to keep listening? Check out "Don't Be a Monster, Dick!"youtu.be/k1IPZVeZfjkCHAPTERS00:00:35 - Part 1: The Loneliest Number00:19:39 - Part 2: The Balls are in His Court00:48:12 - Part 3: The Girl Next Door01:17:34 - Part 4: The New Jerry01:38:52 - Part 5: Peter & the Dark Wolves#listen #listenable #freeaudiobooks #story #fiction #Narration #BookLovers #ReadingAloud #Storytelling #BestAudiobooks #writingcommunity #author #socialmedia #horrorstories --https://www.YouTubeBooks.com
My Magnificent Audience of None krumbine 2023-11-17 | Pay no attention to the viewcount -- I'm already killing it with the only audience that matters. I may have written this a long, LONG time ago, but with Thanksgiving around the corner, it felt appropriate in more ways than one. My dude: youtube.com/@MattyHo07My Audiobooks: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtyE9vWjAbQdngH_UpVKmjhMy essays and documentaries:youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtfqbWBND7dX7SI51_v-FPsMy dedicated audiobook channel is @TubeBooks ... give it a sub!CHAPTERS01:20 - My Character Flaws05:12 - I'm Not THAT Narcissistic07:24 - She Was a Bigger Deal than She Ever Knew09:03 - The Main Event--emergencycreative.com#essay #audience #listenable #gratitude #thankful
Im not wired for happiness ... krumbine 2023-09-12 | ... and it's been that way my entire life. But recently, something changed ... My Audiobooks: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtyE9vWjAbQdngH_UpVKmjhMy essays and documentaries:youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtfqbWBND7dX7SI51_v-FPsMy dedicated audiobook channel is @TubeBooks ... give it a sub!--emergencycreative.com#happy #happiness #mentalhealth #dog #listenable #essay
Deadly if Swallowed | an #audiobook short by Jordan Krumbine krumbine 2023-09-10 | A homeless man wakes up without any memory and is consumed almost immediately with an unexplainable dread.Written, performed, and produced by Jordan Krumbineemergencycreative.comhttps:/www.YouTubeBooks.comIf you enjoyed the voice and tone of this story, you might enjoy my alt-right-smashing, gritty superhero novel here:youtu.be/qr6FHVW8VpE#listen #listenable #freeaudiobooks #story #fiction #Narration #BookLovers #ReadingAloud #Storytelling #BestAudiobooks #homeless #dog #chihuahua #batteries--https://www.YouTubeBooks.com
When Bunnies Attack! an #audiobook short by Jordan Krumbine krumbine 2023-09-06 | In this hilarious send-up of kaiju classics (like Godzilla and Jurassic Park), an elite team of paranormal investigators face down their most fluffiest foe in a (very big) history of formidable foes.Want more Explorers of the Unknown? Check out "The Last Gift Shop on the Left" over here:youtu.be/Q6tUdQ6qh_wWritten, performed, and produced by Jordan Krumbineemergencycreative.comhttps:/www.YouTubeBooks.comI have two full-length, original audiobooks that are free to listen here:Don't Be a Monster, Dick: youtu.be/k1IPZVeZfjkAbraham Owens is Punched, Drunk: youtu.be/qr6FHVW8VpE #listen #listenable #freeaudiobooks #story #fiction #Narration #BookLovers #ReadingAloud #Storytelling #BestAudiobooks #FullAudiobook #CompleteAudiobook #AudioNovel #fulllengthaudiobooks #monster #dinosaur #rabbit #comedyCHAPTERS!00:22 - ONE11:18 - TWO22:15 - THREE27:43 - FOUR38:46 - FIVE41:37 - SIX49:24 - SEVEN51:12 - EIGHT
Stuck in My Car | a music video by The Detours | THE KRUMBINE EDITION krumbine 2023-09-05 | Watch the companion documentary, "Small Town Famous" here:youtu.be/aajVYgd60Z8"Stuck in my Car" was written and produced by Joseph Fusco and Matthew Horowitz, fka "The Detours."The video was edited and produced by Jordan Krumbine.With a mix of rare archive footage and current new footage, after forty years, Matt and Joe have (finally!) finished âStuck in My Car!âOriginally written in 1980, âStuck in My Carâ has been recorded and reimagined for 2023.The Detours was the musical brainchild of Joseph Fusco and Matthew Horowitz. Lifelong friends Fusco and Horowitz met in elementary school in Lexington, Massachusettes, exploring their musical interests until the genesis of The Detours launched the duo to a new level, not just finding popularity but achieving small-town fame. Due to the untimely demise of The Detours, "Stuck in My Car" was never recorded other than live until now.Dedicated in loving memory to Daniel Cassidy. Dan was always one of our biggest fans, and "Stuck in My Car" was his favorite song.#music #musicvideo #popmusic #indiemusic
The Sludge Monster from Uranus | an #audiobook short by Jordan Krumbine krumbine 2023-08-30 | Loneliness is universal ... even when you're trapped on a planet with 8 billion other people.Written, performed, and produced by Jordan Krumbineemergencycreative.comhttps:/www.YouTubeBooks.comMy Audiobooks:youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtyE9vWjAbQdngH_UpVKmjhMy Essays & Documentaries:youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtfqbWBND7dX7SI51_v-FPs#shortstory #breakup #listen #listenable #freeaudiobooks #story #fiction #Narration #BookLovers #ReadingAloud #Storytelling #BestAudiobooks #FullAudiobook #CompleteAudiobook #AudioNovel #FullLengthAudiobook
Small Town Famous: A 40-Year Detour | an indie music #documentary krumbine 2023-08-28 | Watch the companion music video here:youtu.be/CV0UvBhs0XsâSmall Town Famous: A 40-Year Detourâ is an intimate examination of how a local band blew up in the Boston music scene during the early 1980s. The Detours was the musical brainchild of Joseph Fusco and Matthew Horowitz. Lifelong friends Fusco and Horowitz met in elementary school in Lexington, Massachusettes, exploring their musical interests until the genesis of The Detours launched the duo to a new level, not just finding popularity but achieving small-town fame.With a mix of rare archive footage, recordings of live performances, and one-on-one interviews, this documentary was produced and edited by creative wizard Jordan Krumbine, a master storyteller known for his novels, audiobooks, and video productions.âSmall Town Famousâ is just the beginning! After forty years of not recording a song or producing a music video for The Detours, Matt and Joe have (finally!) finished âStuck in My Car!â Originally written in 1983, âStuck in My Carâ has been recorded, remixed, and reimagined for 2023.This documentary was an Emergency Creative production by Jordan Krumbine. Learn more at emergencycreative.com####More of Jordan Krumbine's Essays & Documentaries:youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtfqbWBND7dX7SI51_v-FPsJordan Krumbine's Audiobooks:youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtyE9vWjAbQdngH_UpVKmjh#music #doc #1980s #80smusic #boston #indiemusic #musicdocumentary #underground #undergroundmusic
I recorded an audiobook ... (part 1, I guess?) krumbine 2023-08-26 | It's one thing to write a novel. It's another thing to write a GOOD novel. To write TWO good novels? Well, that's a whole different universe of things.But to turn those novels into audiobooks? Especially ones that don't suck?Hold onto your butts. We just entered the Multiverse of Things.And like most multiversal things, this video didn't exactly go as planned. A lot has happened between when I started this video and when I posted it ... work things, life things, four-legged-love-of-my-life things. One thing that continued happening was an obsessive continuation of audiobook production. I even started a new channel so as to not inundate my main channel with all the individual chapters I was cranking out.My audiobook channel is called @TubeBooks and yes, I'm starting from barebones scratch. Give it a sub, watch, like, and comment on some of the productions. There are originals (both novels mentioned in this video, as well as a growing library of audiobook shorts) as well as classics. Oh, is there a companion website, you ask? Of course:youtubebooks.comMy main site: emergencycreative.com#audiobook #producer #listenable #essay #behindthescenes
A Brief History of the Future Fall of Florida | an #audiobook short by Jordan Krumbine krumbine 2023-08-23 | If you think Florida is bad now, just wait until the lovebugs turn toxic. This audiobook short was written and performed by Jordan Krumbine, and it paints a dystopian picture of Florida's bleak, supernatural future.Written, performed, and produced by Jordan Krumbineemergencycreative.comhttps:/www.YouTubeBooks.comRead more about this short here: emergencycreative.com/blog/w1b1knbxiyx21sm7v5q50nx7rje1v7My Audiobooks:youtu.be/qr6FHVW8VpELong & Listenable (essays & more):youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtfqbWBND7dX7SI51_v-FPsShort Stories:youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtyE9vWjAbQdngH_UpVKmjhMy website:emergencycreative.com#florida #floridalife #future #apocalypse #collapse #listen #listenable #freeaudiobooks #story #fiction #Narration #BookLovers #ReadingAloud #Storytelling #BestAudiobooks #FullAudiobook #CompleteAudiobook #AudioNovel #FullLengthAudiobook
Karen Finds a Hobby | an #audiobook original by Jordan Krumbine krumbine 2023-08-21 | Karen has an axe to grind. Her therapist keeps telling her to find a hobby. Her husband keeps telling her not to spend so much on the house renovation. To be fair, the useless wall standing between Karen and her open floor plan wasn't telling her anything, but it was definitely mocking her.Chop-chop-chop.Written, performed, and produced by Jordan Krumbineemergencycreative.comSubscribe to my dedicated audiobook channel for more originals and classics:youtube.com/channel/UC_P1e7c_61uyi-XH9OOsfTQ?sub_confirmation=1Get started on my alt-right-smashing, gritty superhero novel here:youtu.be/qr6FHVW8VpE#listenable #FreeAudiobook #Narration #BookLovers #ListenToBooks #ReadingAloud #Storytelling #BestAudiobooks #AudiobookRecommendations #FullAudiobook #AudiobookReading #CompleteAudiobook #AudiobookVersion #AudioNovel #NarratedBook #FullLengthAudiobook #AudiobookOnline--https://www.EmergencyCreative.com
pauly shore stole my girlfriend #shorts krumbine 2023-04-17 | My Audiobooks:youtu.be/qr6FHVW8VpEyoutube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CswS52OQpVuSv6bcYpw12pDLong & Listenable (essays & more):youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtfqbWBND7dX7SI51_v-FPsShort Stories:youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtyE9vWjAbQdngH_UpVKmjhMy website:emergencycreative.com#paulyshore #90s #comedy
why do girls like a-holes? #shorts #fiction #podcast #audiobook excerpt krumbine 2023-04-12 | Brad likes guns. Brad is an a-hole.Follow the "Don't Be A Monster, Dick!" audiobook playlist here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CswS52OQpVuSv6bcYpw12pD#listen #podcast #audio
after the 7th infection, everything changes #shorts #fiction #audio krumbine 2023-04-10 | Long & Listenable (essays & more):youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtfqbWBND7dX7SI51_v-FPsShort Stories:youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtyE9vWjAbQdngH_UpVKmjhMy website:emergencycreative.com#sick #virus #braindamage #repeatinfections #writing #writer #shortstory #story
this is the book youre looking for đ #shorts #audiobook #podcast krumbine 2023-04-05 | Follow the "Don't Be A Monster, Dick!" audiobook playlist here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CswS52OQpVuSv6bcYpw12pD#listen #podcast #audio
i mustache you a question #shorts #fiction #audio krumbine 2023-04-03 | Long & Listenable (essays & more):youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtfqbWBND7dX7SI51_v-FPsShort Stories:youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtyE9vWjAbQdngH_UpVKmjhMy website:emergencycreative.com#mustaches #comedy #funny #writing #writer #shortstory #story
its like hooters, but worse đŹđ«Ł #shorts #audiobook excerpt krumbine 2023-03-30 | Meet Tess, the object of Richard's infatuation.Follow the "Don't Be A Monster, Dick!" audiobook playlist here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CswS52OQpVuSv6bcYpw12pD#listen #podcast #audio
watch where you step in Florida đȘșđ #alligator #audiobook excerpt #shorts krumbine 2023-03-30 | Listen to the whole story here:youtu.be/lQak1NjPuSoA storm is brewing, and fourteen-year-old Bernie has to get back to her camp before all hell breaks loose. Spoiler: it breaks loose anyhow when she comes face-to-face with an angry momma alligator and Florida's own Sasquatch, the Skunk Ape.#audiobook #florida #listen #podcastEnjoyed this story? Leave a comment and a review! Check out my full audiobook "Punched, Drunk!" free to listen here:youtu.be/qr6FHVW8VpEMore short stories:youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtyE9vWjAbQdngH_UpVKmjhMore long & listenable:youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtfqbWBND7dX7SI51_v-FPsMy website: emergencycreative.com
pls dont let (zombie) jesus inside #shorts #audiobook excerpt krumbine 2023-03-28 | Listen to "Zombie Jesus Wants to Save Your Soul ... for Dessert":youtu.be/-ybOJ5BgJIoOn a private island retreat, Tom and Cora were on a quest to save their marriage and find themselves. âThey found Jesus instead.Enjoyed this story? Leave a comment and a review! Check out my full audiobook "Punched, Drunk!" free to listen here:youtu.be/qr6FHVW8VpEMy website: emergencycreative.com#audiobook #listen #listenable #podcast #religion #atheist
its okay to be bored. #shorts krumbine 2023-03-27 | Long & Listenable (essays & more):youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtfqbWBND7dX7SI51_v-FPsShort Stories:youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtyE9vWjAbQdngH_UpVKmjhMy website:emergencycreative.com#advice #tips #bored #ideas #productivity #writer #inspiration #audio #tips
this is the worst super power #shorts #empathy #audiobook excerpt krumbine 2023-03-23 | Listen to the #fullaudiobook here:youtu.be/qr6FHVW8VpEAbraham Owens may just be a lowly thug-for-hire, but that doesn't mean he's not the sensitive type.In fact, he's super-sensitive, suffering from a debilitating case of empathy. The only way he avoids being overwhelmed by other people's emotions is through isolation and booze. Lots and lots of booze.Now, with his reserves run dry and the last of his cash gone, Abe is about to run fist-first into a chaos-loving maniac.
hi. my name is krumbine. #shorts #creative krumbine 2023-03-20 | "Punched, Drunk!" audiobook:youtu.be/qr6FHVW8VpE"Don't Be a Monster ... !" audiobook (in progress!):youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CswS52OQpVuSv6bcYpw12pDLong & Listenable (essays & more):youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtfqbWBND7dX7SI51_v-FPsShort Stories:youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtyE9vWjAbQdngH_UpVKmjhMy website:emergencycreative.com#creative #writer #audiobook #audio
Hi. My name is Krumbine. krumbine 2023-03-20 | My name is Krumbine ... and this is my Emergency Creative. It's art that keeps me sane ... but it's also PROCESS. The process of creating. The process of writing. The process of performance. And the most important process of all: the edit."Don't Be a Monster, *****!" audiobook:youtu.be/k1IPZVeZfjk"Punched, Drunk!" audiobook:youtu.be/qr6FHVW8VpELong & Listenable (essays & more):youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtfqbWBND7dX7SI51_v-FPsShort Stories:youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtyE9vWjAbQdngH_UpVKmjhMy website:emergencycreative.com#creative #writer #audiobook #audio
i promised myself i wouldnt do a st. pattys video #shorts #audio krumbine 2023-03-17 | Subscribe:youtube.com/krumbineListen to more of my short stories:youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtfqbWBND7dX7SI51_v-FPs#stpatricksday #recession #listen
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