Portal 2 : Former World Record (1:03:25) Can’t Even 2024-10-22 | Portal 2 : Former World Record (1:03:25)
Cavaliers Front Ensemble 2024 Can’t Even 2024-06-29 | Early season recording of the Cavaliers 2024 front ensemble lot. Filmed on 6/28/24 in Muncie, Indiana.
Bernie Sanders 8 Hour Filibuster but with 8 Hours of TF2 Gameplay Can’t Even 2024-06-06 | Leave a comment with your favorite TF2 funny moment from the video!All gameplay recorded on Uncletopia servers for quality assurance. Voice chat was turned off for recording.
Lemonade Skip 1440p Tutorial Can’t Even 2024-06-01 | Quick tutorial on my setup for Lemonade Skip on 1440p monitors. I decided to try basic video editing for the first time in this channel's history, since this is the first video in a while on this channel that isn't directly from my stream.Song at 3:55 is Bach's Partita No. 6 "Toccata", BWV 830, performed on classical guitar by Julia Zarnowska. Link: youtu.be/1uAQevGbso4For those of you wondering about my recent absence from content, I'm unfortunately not returning right now, as I'm more focused on other matters in my life. I'm not permanently retired from speedrunning or anything, just on sort of a hibernation right now.
WGI Percussion 2024 World Class Mallet Mega-Cut Can’t Even 2024-05-12 | This video is a compilation of all of the mallet features and fast mallet playing from all the PIW groups at WGI finals this year. If you want to know more about this stuff, just search "WGI 2024 percussion" on youtube and watch - also there is wgi.orgList of the groups and their website, in video order#1 - Rhythmic Force Percussion - rhythmicforce.org#2 - ConneXus - connexusindependent.org#3 - Cap City - capcitypercussion.com#4 - Atlanta Quest - atlantaquest.org#5 - George Mason University - https://www.drumline.gmu.edu/#6 - POW Percussion - pulsepercussion.org/pow#7 - Matrix - matrixperformingarts.com#8 - Monarch Independent - monarchindependent.org#9 - United Percussion - unitedpercussion.org#10 - Infinity - infinitypercussion.org/main#11 - Music City Mystique - musiccitymystique.org#12 - Broken City - brokencitypercussion.com#13 - RCC - bluedevils.org/programs/rcc-indoor-percussion#14 - Pulse - pulsepercussion.org#15 - Rhythm X - rhythmx.org
Rhythm X 2024 - Marimba Cam - Blackbird Can’t Even 2024-04-22 | Blackbird singing in the dead of nightTake these broken wings and learn to flyTake these sunken eyes and learn to seeInto the light of the dark black nightYou were only waiting for this moment to ariseOur show this season is structured around this poem consisting of lyrics from the song "Blackbird" by The Beatles. The show story line that I will detail below, but the story of the blackbird in the show can be thought of as a metaphor for overcoming any extreme adversity in life.Part 1: Blackbird singing in the dead of nightYou encounter a blackbird in their natural habitat, "singing in the dead of night" so to speak. The whole movement is a crescendo into the trees breaking and falling, breaking the blackbird's wings.Part 2: Take these broken wings and learn to flyThis movement represents overcoming the adversity of having a wing broken, whether the literal wing of a blackbird or some other traumatic negative major event in life. "Learning to fly" is represented by playing increasingly more insane stuff at increasingly more insane tempos, and by the end we have worked so hard to overcome adversity, and it has paid off.Part 3: Take these sunken eyes and learn to seeThis one's complicated but from what I understand, a member of the flock (visual soloist) goes and afflicts the rest of the ensemble with blindfolds, creating the "sunken eyes". From there, another visual soloist comes out and they have a duet set to a hauntingly beautiful ballad, crescendoing into the moment where we learn to see again.Part 4: Into the light of the dark black nightThis one's pretty simple (at least I think): We're back fully recovered and we are ready to drum, and one by one each section shows the audience what Rhythm X is about: excellence. We have learned how to overcome adversity, and with that power we are unstoppable.Part 5: You were only waiting for this moment to ariseThe very end of the show with just guitar + vocals: This represents the light at the end of the tunnel of hard work, when you finally overcome your broken wing or whatever has set you back in life, and you're learned to thrive.While this is based off of what the design team has told us, it is influenced by my interpretation of the show slightly, so keep it in mind. Hopefully this helps you understand the show a bit more. You can watch the full show from a regular audience perspective here: youtu.be/EYF5SLZZGS8?si=R_xU1XWyWacwgaDJ
Portal any% Speedrun in 5:49 Can’t Even 2024-03-01 | This is a FORMER world record - Watch the current world record here: youtu.be/c76-KIQu6Fg?si=UQ9Qq5e6WM_mdUNQWatch runs like these LIVE over at twitch.tv/cantevenI'm live every day, every week from Monday-Thursday, with occasional days off. If you want to stay up to date with my stream schedule, check out my Discord server at discord.gg/nnW4m5NEven though we got the world record back, I am probably not done speedrunning the game right now. I want to get a run without mistakes, which would probably be a 5:46, so stay tuned to the Twitch if you want to see some more live insanity, but also chill vibes.Tracks from Fastfall (Dustforce Soundtrack):Music by Lifeformed. Available at lifeformed.bandcamp.com/album/fastfall
Portal any% Speedrun in 5:51 Can’t Even 2024-02-02 | We are so back - I am back from my extended marching band sabbatical and should be posting content more regularly. I'm hoping to have this world record back within a week, but only time will tell. For now, here is a pretty decent run.Watch runs just like these (and more) LIVE at twitch.tv/canteven - I am usually live every day from Monday through Thursday every week, so if you're looking for something to watch, come watch some records happen! (hopefully)Join my Discord server at discord.gg/nnW4m5N to stay up to date on streaming schedules and important announcements regarding my content.
Rhythm X Final Rehearsal Run - Marimba Side Cam Can’t Even 2023-04-25 | Mackenzie Click Cam - Rhythm X 2023 “The Unspoken”For those of you wondering where I’ve been the past 6 months, this is what I’ve been doing.Cavaliers cams coming soon!
Portal any% Former World Record in 5:53 Can’t Even 2022-08-05 | New WR by SarahSpeedrun: youtu.be/SCrfnfMe9F4Watch runs like these LIVE over at twitch.tv/canteven (and follow and subscribe :])This run proves that a 5:48 is possible. I somehow got this time at the end of a session that was not going well, which is why I was a little visibly frustrated near the beginning. Everything after chamber 09 went perfect however, as my gaming skills went into overdrive to allow me to defeat Ethan (for now).
Portal 2 Speedrun - 57:27 Can’t Even 2022-07-22 | Watch runs like these LIVE at twitch.tv/canteven (seriously if you want to see more of this, go over there and follow or subscribe)Despite being my "warmup" run, this was a decent (but not amazing) PB, the first of many until my inevitable 56:38 later this season.Chapters:0:00 Practice ends0:12 sp_a1_intro1 0:36 sp_a1_intro21:19 sp_a1_intro32:02 sp_a1_intro42:35 sp_a1_intro53:02 sp_a1_intro63:40 sp_a1_intro74:08 sp_a1_wakeup6:57 sp_a2_intro8:01 sp_a2_laser_intro8:22 sp_a2_laser_stairs8:47 sp_a2_dual_lasers9:11 sp_a2_laser_over_goo9:50 sp_a2_catapult_intro10:25 sp_a2_trust_fling11:25 sp_a2_pit_flings12:00 sp_a2_fizzler_intro12:20 sp_a2_sphere_peek13:15 sp_a2_ricochet13:50 sp_a2_bridge_intro14:35 sp_a2_bridge_the_gap15:15 sp_a2_turret_intro15:42 sp_a2_laser_relays16:23 sp_a2_turret_blocker16:53 sp_a2_laser_vs_turret17:30 sp_a2_pull_the_rug17:58 sp_a2_column_blocker18:40 sp_a2_laser_chaining19:22 sp_a2_triple_laser19:48 sp_a2_bts120:32 sp_a2_bts221:19 sp_a2_bts322:32 sp_a2_bts423:59 sp_a2_bts525:04 sp_a2_bts625:58 sp_a2_core29:38 sp_a3_0030:59 sp_a3_0132:09 sp_a3_0332:51 sp_a3_jump_intro33:57 sp_a3_bomb_flings34:45 sp_a3_crazy_box35:29 sp_a3_transition0136:10 sp_a3_speed_ramp36:41 sp_a3_speed_flings37:22 sp_a3_portal_intro38:18 sp_a3_end39:35 sp_a4_intro41:26 sp_a4_tb_intro41:58 sp_a4_tb_trust_drop42:28 sp_a4_tb_wall_button43:16 sp_a4_tb_polarity43:38 sp_a4_tb_catch44:18 sp_a4_stop_the_box44:55 sp_a4_laser_catapult45:32 sp_a4_laser_platform46:07 sp_a4_speed_tb_catch47:05 sp_a4_jump_polarity47:46 sp_a4_finale148:51 sp_a4_finale249:35 sp_a4_finale350:18 sp_a4_finale453:41 Run endChapter timestamps provided by tanger2b
Portal Reloaded TAS WIP - 006 (Timing Tests) in 50.133 Seconds Can’t Even 2022-07-12 | Here is a quick showcase of a TAS for part of the Portal Reloaded project that the Portal 2 TAS team is working on. This project is not secret like the Portal 2 fullgame TAS, so I can show you all progress as it's happening. This TAS is not 100% optimized, however it is a good starting point, and includes a funny PTH (Portal Time Heist) route in the beginning, if you can spot it.
Portal 2 Speedrun in 57:42 Can’t Even 2022-05-31 | To watch runs like these LIVE, head on over to twitch.tv/canteven and drop a follow (and a sub if you want) to catch runs like these live as they happen!I think the song title thing broke partway through the run, sorry about that.
Portal any% Speedrun in 5:55 Can’t Even 2022-05-25 | I'm back from my hiatus and will be REGULARLY STREAMING over at twitch.tv/canteven over the course of the next several months, so be sure to follow (and/or subscribe) to me over on Twitch if you want to see and interact with content like this LIVE.Music in this video:1.) Elvish Piper Academy (Dustforce OST) - youtu.be/PO2ZThUdRdk2.) Point Of No Return (Eschatos Arrange Tracks OST) - youtu.be/PglGbLjF-4E3.) Big Blue (Mario Kart 8 Deluxe OST) - youtu.be/ETLNilxpvhYList of keybinds:RDFG - Forward/Left/Back/Right (like WASD)Mousewheel up/down + spacebar - JumpS - CrouchC - Toggle duckT - Save-load bindB - 30fps Save-load bindH - 300/160fps toggleW/A - Load glitch (loads the save from the save-load bind)4 - Low sensitivityE - Normal sensitivityMouse6 - Load quickX - Load quick01Mouse3/Mouse4 - +useMouse5 - Save quick
Portal 2 Speedrun in 57:49 (Former WR) Can’t Even 2022-01-18 | Watch runs like these LIVE at twitch.tv/cantevenThe throne is reclaimed from the burger menace. This run was pretty alright overall, but by no means is it unbeatable. ALSO, this run is single segment! (I did not load a single save in this run, other than the container ride save). This is the first world record I believe since we changed the category to NoSLA that is actually single segment.While I am trying to keep up with my world record obligations, I am currently at music school, so my content output for the next few months will be lacking in comparison to what it is on break time (winter break, summer break).
Conversion Intro - 8 Portals (TAS Only) Can’t Even 2022-01-03 | NOTE: I highly recommend you watch Krzyhau doing this map in 9 portals, as he has put much more effort into making the route more understandable, and it is overall a better made video (also he made the route): youtu.be/XtMVyi55eTIMuch much credit to Krzyhau and mlugg for theorizing and discovering the complex-complex seamshot in Conversion intro, and Krzyhau for routing the entire 9 portals route. This run merely builds on their work by adding a TAS jump to save a portal.While Krzyhau was theorizing how the newly discovered complex-complex seamshots could be used to lower the Conversion Intro portal count, I suggested that a jump might be possible to get out of the test chamber pit, saving a portal. I quickly figured out the jump was TAS only, and after a "little" TASing, I made the jump. This route is entirely executed by me with the exception of the jump, which is done by my TAS script.Before ANYBODY asks, the jump is very TAS only, do not expect any human to do that jump in 100 years, there might be other ways to save the portal but it will not be by doing that jump, at least not without extra speed somehow.The TAS is able to consistently make the jump after player input because backing up in the elevator puts you in a 100% consistent position in the world, so I can make a quicksave there and have the TAS load that save.
Portal 2 Speedrun Mod in 28:59 Can’t Even 2021-12-29 | Watch runs like these LIVE at twitch.tv/canteven.To clarify: this run is NOT a Portal 2 speedrun, this is a mod that removes/speeds up all of the cutscenes in the game.I've been getting back in the swing of speedrun mod over these past few days, so hopefully tomorrow I'll be able to beat Snek's WR (28:57).
Portal 2 any% Speedrun in 38:34 [WORLD RECORD] Can’t Even 2021-12-23 | Watch runs like these LIVE at twitch.tv/cantevenGetting back into the swing of this category, there have been many time saves so that's why this run is so much faster than my previous one. This category is actually shaping up to be pretty nice to run, and more people should run it.
Portal any% Speedrun in 5:57! [FORMER WR] Can’t Even 2021-12-22 | If you want to watch more runs like these LIVE, then check out my Twitch stream at twitch.tv/canteven - I'll be doing a lot of streams over the next two weeks, so drop a follow to make sure you don't miss them!There we go, I completed Portal in under 6 minutes. This run is not perfect - far from it I would even say. However, it is a very solid time, and I actually got my sub 6 goal by quite a wide margin. The run is improvable though, and I will be back to improve this later, but not any time soon.Music in this video is from Msushi's streaming playlist: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLey_tmNfVpwohfAb-nlwPQMxiRej2IpjESongs that appeared in this video in order:Title Theme from The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker - youtu.be/o78T9-I4OGAThe Great Sea from The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker - youtu.be/5J_bL2bjQ-kGuardian of the Former Seas from Calamity: youtu.be/aQFpGpgy2So
Portal any% Speedrun in 6:05 Can’t Even 2021-12-21 | NEW WR: youtu.be/v-RDi1na3KAHEY! I am on winter break and therefore I will be streaming A LOT over these next two weeks or so. If you want to see me get some of these speedruns LIVE, then pop over to twitch.tv/canteven and drop a follow so you never miss a stream (or even a sub over there if you're feeling generous).This run is really interesting in that I was -8 going into under elevator and then I pb'd by less than half a second. Oh well, more timesave for next run :)))
Portal any% Speedrun in 6:06 Can’t Even 2021-11-22 | NEW WR: youtu.be/v-RDi1na3KAWatch runs like these LIVE over at twitch.tv/cantevenGot this at the end of a three hour stream in order to reclaim my seat on the throne from Dark Lord Shizzal, better times to come in the future (mid-december)Music is from Msushi's copyright-free game music streaming playlist: youtube.com/watch?v=KXH5G_bqrlc&list=PLey_tmNfVpwohfAb-nlwPQMxiRej2IpjE
Portal any% Speedrun in 6:09 (nice) Can’t Even 2021-11-08 | NEW WR: youtu.be/v-RDi1na3KAWatch runs like these LIVE at twitch.tv/cantevenKinda mid tier run, good amount of timesave at the beginning and the end, yet again proving that a sub 6 is very possible, even without fast vault skip.
Portal any% Speedrun in 6:11 Can’t Even 2021-10-16 | NEW WR: youtu.be/v-RDi1na3KAWatch runs like these LIVE at twitch.tv/cantevenI had some free time to stream because of fall break so I whipped this out in a quick hour of runs; I may find time to do another stream before the grind-fest of winter break starts, in which case there is a good chance that I'll finally get my 6:0X before the true grind begins.
Portal OoB Speedrun in 6:13 Can’t Even 2021-09-20 | NEW WR: youtu.be/v-RDi1na3KAWatch runs like these live at twitch.tv/canteventhis run kinda doggy, but there's a new 15-20s timesave and I do not have the free time currently to get a god tier run. Expect a sub 6 this coming winter break! -- Watch live at twitch.tv/canteven
Portal any% Speedrun - FULL EXPLANATION (and inbounds!) Can’t Even 2021-09-06 | This was from a GDQ hotfix segment that I did called "That's Never Happened Before". Basically, I was invited on to explain a Portal any% speedrun in detail, and also a little bit about a Portal Inbounds speedrun.
Portal Inbounds Speedrun in 8:54 - FORMER WR Can’t Even 2021-07-21 | NEW WR BY SHIZZAL: youtube.com/watch?v=YUGnYut-qoUWatch runs like these LIVE at twitch.tv/cantevenIncremental improvement yet again. An 8:4X is well within reach, however I may not have the time available to do runs left, so if I don't get a new PB soon, the WR may stand here until I get around to beating it or until somebody else does.
Portal Inbounds Speedrun in 8:56 Can’t Even 2021-07-17 | NEW WR BY DINOZ: youtube.com/watch?v=su-ZseE_AQc&pp=sAQAWatch runs like these LIVE over at twitch.tv/cantevenBig mistakes in this run are missing abh over goo, and not getting doorlaunch. Other than that, there was a general bleeding of time, but not too egregious an amount, so I hope to get an 8:4x pretty soon.
Portal Inbounds Speedrun in 8:58 - *FORMER* WR Can’t Even 2021-07-11 | NEW WR BY DINOZ: youtube.com/watch?v=su-ZseE_AQc&pp=sAQAWatch runs like these LIVE at twitch.tv/cantevenFirst World Record in Inbounds, good to see the sub 9 barrier broken, but there is still much timesave left in this run, I hope to keep running the game down to a low 8:4x or possibly even a high 8:3x before I go back to school.
Portal Inbounds Speedrun in 9:18 Can’t Even 2021-07-06 | NEW WR BY DINOZ: youtube.com/watch?v=su-ZseE_AQc&pp=sAQAWatch runs like these LIVE at twitch.tv/cantevenThis run is remarkable mostly for showing me that it should be quite possible to get WR soon-ish.
Portal Inbounds Speedrun in 9:32 Can’t Even 2021-07-06 | NEW WR BY DINOZ: youtube.com/watch?v=su-ZseE_AQc&pp=sAQAWatch runs like these LIVE over at twitch.tv/cantevenThis is a speedrun of Portal 1 where the player camera, portals, and props must stay inside the map at all times. Some parts of the run might look very confusing, or even a little out of bounds, but rest assured the run follows the rules set in place by the community, and is without a shadow of a doubt, inbounds.
Portal any% Speedrun in 6:16 (Former WR) Can’t Even 2021-06-30 | New WR: youtu.be/v-RDi1na3KAThis is a pretty good run, I suspect this will stay at the top of the leaderboards for a while. If you want to see me do speedruns like these LIVE, then tune in at twitch.tv/canteven to see!
Portal any% speedrun in 6:23 Can’t Even 2021-06-29 | NEW WR: youtu.be/v-RDi1na3KAWatch runs like these LIVE at twitch.tv/cantevenNot much to say, decent run, will be improved shortly (tomorrow?)
Portal any% Speedrun in 6:24 Can’t Even 2021-06-28 | NEW WR: youtu.be/v-RDi1na3KAWatch runs like these live over at twitch.tv/canteven !!!Well, lost 5 seconds in e02, also 1.5 seconds lost in 06 but nothing major other than that as far as I remember. There is a good chance that the optimal route in the next coming days will be to switch back over to version 5135 and do vault skip plus something else, so that would significantly change the run (but not the time by much), we will see what happens, but I will be getting a 6:1X soon, even if I have to get a 6:23, 6:22, 6:21, and 6:20 to get there.
Portal any% Speedrun in 6:25 Can’t Even 2021-06-24 | NEW WR: youtu.be/v-RDi1na3KAWatch runs like these live at twitch.tv/canteven ! I've been streaming a lot lately and I plan to keep streaming until I get this run down to a good level (high 6:1X).Run analysis:00-01: Radio clipped through the glass pretty good and the movement to the launch spot was good as well, but a rather high launch resulted in a 1:19.08 split for 00-01. Not bad, but could be better.Calculated timesave potential (CTP): ~0.5s*02-03: Awkward boost off of the portal gun led to a slightly slow 02, but other than that nothing much to say.CTP: ~0.5s04-05: I attempted the fast 04 start because I was a little behind, but it was slightly unoptimal so the net result is no time saved.CTP: ~0s06-07: Slightly slow beginning ABHs into the seamshot resulting in being a little late to the orange portal. Nothing else impacts time.CTP: ~0.25s08: Clean and crisp standard ABH over goo. Implementing PDI over goo would save around 1.5s, but this is difficult to reliably pull off.CTP: ~1.5s**09: Clean and crisp, was my time, timesave be, not here in 09.CTP: Negligible10: Mistake on the circlestrafe out of the elevator combined with slow movement means there is improvement potential in 10, but really not that much.CTP: ~0.25s11-12: Not as fast as possible or anything, but fairly close. No real time to be saved.CTP: Negligible13: A failed PQR results in having to load a save, incurring the largest timeloss of this run. I also could have gone a bit faster after loading the save.CTP: ~3.5s14: Not on cap, but very close.CTP: Negligible15: Again, close to perfect as can be expected.CTP: Negligible16: Miscalculation of speed results in having to do an extra lineup jump. Other than that, pretty good.CTP: ~0.5s17: Pretty good, no notes here.CTP: Negligible18: Again, hard to lose time on these maps.CTP: Negligible19: The long shot is a little slow, and a microscopic portal boost out of a wall portal results in me falling down, and having to get back up to the end floor and fall in the portal, rather than pop out of it, resulting in large timeloss (but fortunately a safe e00).CTP: ~1.5se00: Long shot is a teeny bit slow but, honestly negligible.CTP: Negligiblee01: Nothing to note.CTP: Negligiblee02: Good movement to the VWW portal and during the saveglitch resulting in a good GLaDOS room time. However, I missed one of the dialogue skips and didn't get the lucky one at the end, resulting in 2/4. I also beefed the ending portal a little bit, resulting in the last core taking a bit more time to fall in than it should have.CTP: ~1.75s*More time could be saved here with a really good launch, but this is basically luck, and in practice, anything roughly this speed or better I will continue a run with.**Getting PDI over goo in a run is not currently at all consistent, although it is certainly possible. This timesave is on a "would like to have" list for me.The total timeloss calculated here is about 10.25 seconds, which sounds ridiculous because it is, I would have to make literally no mistakes to get a time like that. This also assumes that I get PDI over goo in a run, which is certainly not impossible, but I won't guarantee it. In practice, I am expecting to get a 6:19 or a 6:18, maybe if I'm cracked out of my mind and get PDI, a 6:17. Anything beyond that with these routes is outside the scope of my dreams, so you'll probably have to wait for some new routes for that to happen.
Portal Reloaded Speedrun in 15:58 Can’t Even 2021-05-13 | Here's a speedrun of Portal Reloaded! This is a new mod that came out April 19 of this year, and incorporates a THIRD portal in addition to the main two. This third portal allows for time travel to the same test chamber 20 years in the future, which leads to all sorts of interesting and incredibly difficult puzzles - twenty five of them, to be exact.If you want to see more runs like this, follow me (or subscribe?) at twitch.tv/cantevenI'll be streaming a lot more regularly now that I am on summer break from college.Also shoutouts to baister09 and mlugg0 who were in the call.
Liebestraum No. 3 (Love Dream) by Franz Liszt - Piano Performance Can’t Even 2021-04-20 | Hey all! I know this isn't exactly a speedrun but I figure since I haven't been uploading any speedrun content the past few months, I'd give you all a glimpse into what I have been working on. I'm a percussionist primarily, but I play piano as a strong secondary instrument, and here's an infamously hard yet powerful piece by Franz Liszt, one of the Romantic Era's maddest lads.Given that Portal Reloaded has just come out, you guys can expect some cool speedruns of that (along with other portal games) starting mid May when I get back home from college.I stream! twitch.tv/cantevenI tweet! but mostly stream so go ^^^^ twitter.com/cantevenclick
Still Alive - Piano Cover Can’t Even 2021-04-19 | Figured I would upload this as commemoration for Portal 2's 10th anniversary (April 19, 2011). I sort of threw this together at the end of a recording session with some other stuff, so it's a bit rushed (literally I take it too fast lol) and there's a few wrong notes but, tomato tomahto it's probably fine.Here's the sheet music I used, if you want to play it yourself: musescore.com/user/12125/scores/21060I stream! twitch.tv/cantevenI tweet! but mostly stream go watch ^^^^^ twitter.com/cantevenclick
Cello Suite No. 1 in G Major - Prelude on Marimba Can’t Even 2021-03-16 | ATTENTION: If you are a musician (especially percussionists), I am open and welcoming to any critique and advice on how to improve. Even if you aren't a musician and have something worthwhile to say, feel free.Lore: Since I haven't uploaded a video in like two months I figured I might as well make this public, I am a musician first, speedrunner second, after all.You know what time it is: links !!twitch.tv/canteventwitter.com/cantevenclick
Bad Portal 2 any% Tutorial [NOT FOR BEGINNERS] Can’t Even 2021-01-06 | Here's a tutorial detailing all of the any% routes I currently do, summed up in one video so that any Portal 2 runner can get a general idea of how to actually run the category, because apparently it's ancient knowledge. This tutorial is not intended for beginners to Portal 2 speedrunning, it assumes you already know how to speedrun the game, and this category is not for beginners anyway, I would recommend everybody new to speedrunning this game to run the main category - Inbounds No SLA.COMMANDS TO KNOW:sar_speedrun_smartsplit 1 - you NEED this on to run any%, otherwise SAR splits incorrectly. Ideally this should be on by default because it has no negative side effects, but in the latest version of sar (with peti loading fix) it's off for some reason.Reference videos:youtu.be/hmqufqO0a4c (explains the glitch behind flying mapskip)
Portal 2 any% Speedrun in 39:49 [FORMER WORLD RECORD] Can’t Even 2021-01-06 | NEW WR by Jarool: youtu.be/i85ONJtC7iEWatch runs like these LIVE at twitch.tv/cantevenThis is not the main category of Portal 2, this is a separate category where you are allowed to go out of bounds and abuse quicksaves to do crazy glitches, hence why the run is 17 minutes faster.
Aperture Tag World Record in 17:56 Can’t Even 2021-01-05 | Come check out my Twitch channel at twitch.tv/canteven to see runs like this LIVE!This is a speedrun of Aperture Tag, a mod for portal 2 that replaces the portal gun with a gel gun that can fire repulsion and propulsion gel. Due to a recently discovered trick that saves about two minutes, I was able to improve my PB in this game by about two minutes, hence the huge timesave from my prior PB of 19:40.
Portal 2 any% in 39:59 Can’t Even 2021-01-02 | NEW WR: youtu.be/l-dqB2rHYuMWatch runs like these LIVE over at twitch.tv/cantevenThis run is pretty bad so I'll be trying to improve it in this coming week (no stream on the 2nd, yes on the 3rd through 7th)This is any%, not the regular category for Portal 2, so this run is not comparable to my speedrun in 57:57.
Portal 2 Speedrun Mod in 29:18 [Former World Record] Can’t Even 2020-12-31 | Watch runs just like these LIVE at twitch.tv/cantevenAnd, if you really want to, follow me at twitter.com/cantevenclick for my annual tweet.This run was pretty decent if I remember correctly, a 28 is for sure possible but I won't be trying as hard for it as I was for the 57, so that may or may not be in the future.
Portal 2 Speedrun in 57:57 [Former WR] Can’t Even 2020-12-29 | I GOT WR BACK! youtu.be/2Ld1zC08YOsIf you wanna see runs just like this LIVE, check me out at twitch.tv/canteven where I'll be streaming pretty much every day for the remainder of winter break, and hopefully somewhat regularly after that. Also, follow me over at twitter.com/cantevenclick for my annual tweet.While there are still timesaves left in the run, overall this run is pretty decent, and I have no immediate plans to beat it. My attention will now be focused on speedrun mod, as well as perhaps Portal 2 mods and other Portal 1 categories, or possibly Half Life 2.This category is Inbounds No SLA, where going Out of Bounds is not allowed, and neither is using saves to perform glitches of any type.
Portal 2 Speedrun in 58:09 (Inbounds No SLA) Can’t Even 2020-12-27 | NEW WR: youtu.be/6zeK_7ELuVoCheck out runs like these LIVE at twitch.tv/cantevenI'm planning to get a 57 sometime soon, and I'll be streaming all those attempts over at my Twitch.Overall, fairly solid, a 57 is very possible, this run is by no means lacking in possible timesaves for the future.
Portal 2 any% Speedrun in 40:06 Can’t Even 2020-12-21 | Watch runs like these LIVE at twitch.tv/cantevenNow that it's winter break I'm streaming a lot, so if this video was uploaded less than a week ago there's a good chance I'll be streaming today.If you're confused, THIS IS NOT THE MAIN CATEGORY FOR PORTAL 2. This is an alternate category where any glitches are allowed (hence the name any%). This opens up the possibilities a lot and allows for lots of cheese. I know I was supposed to be getting a sub 40 today, but I will be doing that tomorrow, and then the day after I'll have the no SLA WR.
Portal 2 any% in 40:48 Can’t Even 2020-12-20 | NEW WR: youtu.be/nAShwNL3t4IWatch runs like these LIVE at twitch.tv/cantevenNow that it's winter break I'm streaming a lot, so if this video was uploaded less than a week ago there's a good chance I'll be streaming today.If you're confused, THIS IS NOT THE MAIN CATEGORY FOR PORTAL 2. This is an alternate category where any glitches are allowed (hence the name any%). This opens up the possibilities a lot and allows for lots of cheese. I'll be getting a sub 40 tomorrow, so stay tuned for that.
Portal 2 any% Speedrun in 41:08 Can’t Even 2020-12-19 | NEW WR: youtu.be/nAShwNL3t4IWatch runs like these LIVE at twitch.tv/cantevenNow that it's winter break I'm streaming a lot, so if this video was uploaded less than a week ago there's a good chance I'll be streaming today.If you're confused, THIS IS NOT THE MAIN CATEGORY FOR PORTAL 2. This is an alternate category where any glitches are allowed (hence the name any%). This opens up the possibilities a lot and allows for lots of cheese, hence the low low time of 41:08. In the near future I should be able to get a sub 40, so keep an eye out for that.
Portal 2 Speedrun in 58:21 Can’t Even 2020-12-17 | NEW WR: youtu.be/6zeK_7ELuVoIf you want to see runs like these LIVE, then come check me out at twitch.tv/canteven . I'm streaming a lot more during this winter break, so come check me out while I'm gaming. Also you can follow me on twitter at twitter.com/cantevenclick but like, only if you want.This is a real interesting run, with an unbeatable chapter 6 and WR pace up until the last map, this run actually has a pretty good plotline built into it. I will be beating it soon though, as I need that world record back.
Portal any% Speedrun in 6:26 Can’t Even 2020-10-20 | NEW WR: youtu.be/v-RDi1na3KAWatch runs like these LIVE by following at twitch.tv/canteven (you have to do this)Follow me on twitter at twitter.com/cantevenclick (this one you do not have to do)Run summary: Alright hey that's actually not that bad, few minor mistakes but I'm just glad to have beaten Shizzal's god-like time so quickly.Summary of mistakes:1.) Not getting PDI over goo (if you count that as a mistake), other than that it was good speed with a sus ending so it turned out average2.) 1.25-1.75s in 16 for missing the shot under the elevator3.) Maybe a little bit of being slow in 19 idk, like .4s at most I'd say4.) Missed the shot to the end in e01, maybe like .5-1s5.) Weird thing happened with e02 aag, long story short lost .5s, but otherwise good glados fight, no rng turret shot thoughThose mistakes in total add up to around 4-5 seconds, 5 is being kinda generous especially with how good the 00 in this run was, so I think a "perfect" run with our current routes and level of movement/gameplay optimization would be a 6:22, possibly a 6:21 if you really push it. So to clarify, a sub 6:20 is NOT happening unless we either find new routes or we just do runs for long enough that we start going faster, which would take a really long time. And this is all assuming either Shizzal or I can get a run without mistakes, something which to my knowledge neither of us have ever done.Also try your best to ignore the mistakes in my piano playing, cause *somebody's* adrenaline levels spiked cause they got a good time, also I was out of practice and also excuse #3.
Portal any% Speedrun in 6:31 Can’t Even 2020-10-17 | NEW WR: youtu.be/v-RDi1na3KAWatch runs like these live at twitch.tv/cantevenFollow me on twitter (if you want) at twitter.com/cantevenclickDecent run, I think I still lost like 2-3 seconds in 08 by missing ABH over goo once so sub 6:30 is very very feasable, just a matter of whether Shizzal gets it first... -- Watch live at twitch.tv/canteven
