Wenches and Mead [2017]CaptainHoers2017-10-20 | My first animation, way back in 2011, was Atom Smasher being ready to party. I remade it in 2013 and 2015, and again just now. Oops!
i will not be taking questions at this timeSixteen Tons | November Patreon Thank PostCaptainHoers2022-12-06 | Hey doing these from time to time is kinda fun Music: Sixteen Tons - LeAnn Rimes youtube.com/watch?v=8ZeXZibK7tk Thanks to my Patreon supporters who keep me going! Find out more here: patreon.com/CaptainHoersThe Wellerman | July Patreon Thank PostCaptainHoers2022-08-08 | After all, why wouldn't I lipsync some music for the monthly patreon thank post? Music: The Wellerman - Alina Gingertail youtube.com/watch?v=MNmLn6a-jqw Thanks to my Patreon supporters who keep me going! Find out more here: patreon.com/CaptainHoersIts Not Over For MeCaptainHoers2022-06-08 | All I want is to participate in my community safely. Please don't make that any harder than it already is.Welcome to the Internet [Music Animatic]CaptainHoers2022-05-12 | The comic i mentioned askthesunjackers.tumblr.com Patreon patreon.com/CaptainHoers Music youtube.com/watch?v=k1BneeJTDcUIm at babscon 2022 maybe buy somethingCaptainHoers2022-04-12 | also please be safeHow to Play: Stardust (+ First Steps Expansion)CaptainHoers2022-04-10 | Another game instructional video, this time my cooperative astronaut game Stardust, and the First Steps expansion.
00:00 Intro 00:15 Box Contents 00:35 Setup 01:58 Your Turn: Action Step 02:32 Your Turn: Damage Step 02:43 Victory/Defeat Conditions 02:53 Movement 03:15 Objectives 03:30 Parts & Damage 04:00 Room Actions 04:20 Damage Effects 05:25 Player Powers 06:17 Base Game Summary 06:37 First Steps Intro 06:46 First Steps Box Contents 07:13 Wolfram 07:38 Damage Chips 08:15 Mars Landing Intro 08:30 Setup 09:10 Starting the Mars Landing Objective 09:16 The Lander 09:45 The Surface 10:34 OutroHow to Play: Thunderdrome (+ Expansions)CaptainHoers2022-04-05 | In 2020 I made a racing board game with horses. It took me this long to get around to filming a proper how to play video
I'll get around to subtitles when I'm not rushing to prepare for a con
00:00 Intro 00:25 Components 00:42 Setup 01:54 Your Turn 02:11 Corners 02:36 Damage 03:09 Pit Stops 04:06 Fan Boost 05:12 Game End 05:30 Expansions Intro 05:58 Youngblood 06:20 Future Shock 06:33 Omega Wing 06:52 Fury Road 07:04 OutroWenches and Mead 2021 | Animated Music VideoCaptainHoers2021-12-19 | Every two years since 2011, I've animated the chorus of this song, set to my character Atom Smasher swigging a drink, to show off the progress I've made with my art and animation. I feel like by now this exercise is a bit limited in how much it shows off what I've learned - a lot of my recent development has been in things like post-production and visual storytelling, which doesn't really come across in a 20 second drinking clip - so I figured it was time to retire the tradition. There will not be a Wenches and Mead 2023. That said, I couldn't think of anything else to animate this year, so given that it's the tenth anniversary - god I've been doing this for ten years - I figured I might as well send it off with a bang. Incidentally this video is going up on my 30th birthday, so milestones and all that.
The patreon: patreon.com/CaptainHoersBWOBBYQUEST (2011 Reupload)CaptainHoers2021-01-01 | In December 2011, during the initial Tumblrpon boom, I made this montage animation of a pile of blogs in the community, with the common thread of one of Rai's chubbies blasting past all of them. Some of the jokes are kinda dated, and the animation is fairly hokey (it was my first attempt at a Flash animation longer than 30 seconds), but it still makes me smile. I've made some edits for YouTube suitability because remember when Tumblr let you upload basically fucking anything?
The music and concept for the animation is basically just Neil Cicierega's Brodyquest, which is honestly just a better video, please go and watch that instead youtube.com/watch?v=ygI-2F8ApUM
Anyway, here's a fun little time capsule from just under ten years ago, rescued from the scrapheap of Flash.Boxes.SWF (2013 reupload)CaptainHoers2020-12-29 | Originally made in *checks notes* 2013, because of a meme at the time
I forgot to make a Cyberpunk 2020 joke with the thumbnailFOETalk: Round Table Podcast (vol. 4) - Animated IntroCaptainHoers2019-12-15 | Hey! Did you know I'm on a Podcast that's going through Fallout Equestria with a fine-toothed comb? Here's the animated into I did for our cast going over Book 4! Here's the whole thing: youtube.com/watch?v=XtWbcgMKg1U&feature=youtu.be Watch out it's like 4 hours long so like, stick it on in the background or something okay have a nice day I forgot to get around to this for like two whole ass months I'm sorry
Also it's stealth TOFFEE 2. 2OFFEE[S] Ashes [Old upload: July 2012]CaptainHoers2019-08-19 | Originally made in 2012, this video was the conclusion to the first arc of my main Tumblr blog, Ask Firestarter Spitfire. I'm doing some archival maintenance on the thing, which includes uploading videos that previously only existed as Flash files!
Oh god this is seven years old help
Read the comic here: askfirestarterspitfire.tumblr.comWenches And Mead [2019]CaptainHoers2019-07-27 | The 2019 remake of my first ever animation, which I redo every two years. Also if you search youtube for "Wenches and Mead" my doing this is like half the results I'm so sorry Alestorm
Check out: Big Joel's Trash Day video: youtube.com/watch?v=FhHOuM20BBU If you want some more content about the utter nonsense of the Archie Sonic comics, check out these blogs: Thanks Ken Penders: http://thankskenpenders.tumblr.com A Moment Of Archie Sonic: http://amomentofarchiesonic-blog.tumblr.com Serious Sonic Lore Analysis, which probably informed some of the themes of this: youtu.be/3Oco4WYRdaURoan: World at WarCaptainHoers2018-07-28 | World War has come to Roan, as they confront the Ratvarian menace. Support Roan and their allies against this threat, collect a manual at http://www.roanrpg.com and await the military service call coming DECEMBER when the official Kickstarter drops!
So I was originally going to animate part of Chasing Shadows for my 512 animation, but it became clear that I wasn't going to have time to get to the relevant story part by that time, so I abandoned that plan and decided to animate something completely unrelated. Here's a fun cyberpunk heist featuring Atom Smasher. During the making of this it got the idea mill turning so I'm planning to spin a for-fun side project off of this.
Also I've been asked so many times about what I used to make Spitfire's Day Off that I just put it right there in the credits of the animation.EquiDev Returns From Their Secret Base on the Far Side of the MoonCaptainHoers2017-02-03 | Not quite with the rest of the game, but I'll take it.PATREON 2: SON OF PATREONCaptainHoers2017-02-03 | This thing was fun, let's do it again. patreon.com/CaptainHoersVideo Essay: Horse Games and Where to Find ThemCaptainHoers2016-12-14 | Because I am an entirely sensible person, I decided one day to make a 23-minute long video where I ramble about a point and accompany it with a video. I know this is entirely not the content you expect from this channel and am deeply sorry for the inconsistencies of my brain.
That said, if people like it, I might make more in future, because this was fun! Possibly on a new channel to save the confusion.
FOOTAGE USED: Recorded footage from public demo builds of Ambient.White by A Little Bit Different Horse Game by EquiDev Fallout Equestria by Overmare Studios Recorded footage from Fallout 3, Magicka, Deus Ex: Human Revolution, Super Lesbian Horse RPG, and Story of the Blanks Some clips taken from publically available videos, including: AMBIENT.WHITE - Living the Brony Dream by Jim Sterling IGN reviews of Magicka: Wizard Wars and Red Faction Armageddon Update and Promotional footage from A Little Bit Different, Legends of Equestria, Mane6, and Overmare Studios' channels
MUSIC USED: Recorded music from the public demo build of Horse Game by EquiDev "Let's Go Shopping" by the Wasteland Wailers, AKA the best song ever made "Mail It In" by the Wasteland Wailers, ft. Haymaker
From the YouTube Audio Library: "Bubblegum Ballgame" by JR Tundra "Howling" by Gunnar Olsen "New Land" by ALBIS "Open Sea Morning" by Puddle of Infinity "At The Fair" and "Splashing Around" by The Green Orbs "Swamp Shuffle" by Silent Partner "Riddim Road", "Alive and Well", "By the Pool", and "In the Land of Rhinoplasty" by Jingle PunksDecember Has ComeCaptainHoers2016-12-01 | Stealthily. Silently.Your Vote Probably Doesnt MatterCaptainHoers2016-10-07 | The worst civic responsibility video ever made. (You should probably vote anyway)
More about why the Electoral College sucks: youtube.com/watch?v=90RajY2nrgkACTION [Animatic]CaptainHoers2016-05-12 | I've kinda made it a tradition, where I upload a video every May 12th. This year, between my course and BUCK being in April, I haven't had anywhere close to the time needed to put together a decent animation. But rather than just miss a year, I thought I'd throw together something real quick that I've had knocking around in my head for about a year. I don't know if I'll ever get to finishing this, but here, at least, is the general idea. Enjoy!
Music: youtube.com/watch?v=ewNFrbT2T34BUCK: When Can We See You Again?CaptainHoers2016-03-02 | Here's when: 9th - 10th April 2016, EventCity, Manchester, UK Tickets available at buckcon.org We will never be this young again.
LYRICS: Let’s hit the road, man the doors, see that queue Lots of ponies here to see what we do So look alive, pretty soon they’ll all be inside It’s really happening now, strap yourselves in for the ride
Give it all we've got, we're on tonight and Show these folks the time of their li-i-i-ives (Their lives)
Hit that switch, and we’re all systems go You’re gonna see, we’re here to let you know BUCK is back and here to steal the show I gotta know...'till then
When can we do this again? (oh oh oh oh) When can we see you again? (oh oh oh oh) When can we do this again? (oh oh oh oh) It’s time to go (go) When can we see you again?
Biggest is best when it comes to speakers Merch has it all from prints to sneakers Roll in the stage, set it up and turn on the lights We’re here to have a good time, let’s keep it going all night
Raise the roof up to the highest heights The Summer Sun is rising, taking flight (alright)
Games and panels, are sure to delight Lots to do, but don’t give up the fight Dance until they kick us off the site Go with the flow...'til then
When can we do this again? (oh oh oh oh) When can we see you again? (oh oh oh oh) When can we do this again? (oh oh oh oh) It’s time to go (go) When can we see you again?
So look alive, pretty soon they'll all be inside It’s really happening now, strap yourselves in for the ride
Give it all we've got we're on tonight Show these folks the time of their li-ives The best excuse to throw your hooves up high
When can we do this again? (oh oh oh oh) When can we see you again? (oh oh oh oh) When can we do this again? (oh oh oh oh) When can we see you again? (oh oh oh oh)
They’re gonna see this thing from outer space We’ll sing about this 'til the end of days The good times always gonna find a way Not long no-ow!
When can we see you again? When can we see you again? (tell me when) When can we see you again?BUCK: A Healthy Shade Of HorseCaptainHoers2015-11-13 | For some reason, BUCK let me make their promotional materials sometimes.
Thanks to the following people for helping make this possible! Nirvash, Spypone, Wella & Bella, Vee Flames, PH, Mortikie, Silvarrn, MagusZeal, Hindae, Candycane Steve, secondVendetta, Fethur, BurntBacon8r, DG, Agent Bookfort, AC, Kuki-Shift, Swift, Evine, Silver Scroll, Kaidon, Pred Head
I'll be hanging out on Tumblr and Twitter this evening for you to talk to me about things! A stream may happen if I get excited! tumblr.com/blog/captainhoers twitter.com/CaptainHoers[BUCK 2014] Rock SolidCaptainHoers2014-08-28 | IN 2014, ONE MAN, AND ONE HORSE, TEAM UP, TO FIGHT CRIME... ON TELEVISION.
Prepare for Rock Solid, the hit crime drama taking the nation by storm, starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as Maud Pie as two freelance photographers/detectives aiming to single handidly take down Baltimares notorious drug trafficking ring. ARE YOU ROCK SOLID!? COMING THIS SUMMER.
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The BUCK 2014 animation workshop made this in like 45 minutes.