This is the sequel to my first language rap which you can find right here: youtube.com/watch?v=HRLMDeF7x9Y I kept the original 6 languages (English, Chinese, Spanish, Russian, German & Korean) and added Farsi to the mix as well. I also threw in some vacation footage from a trip I took to China last summer at the end of the video. Check out the behind-the-scenes video here: youtube.com/watch?v=P3TASOUBZSw
Lyrics written by me. Language consultants: Jose Macias, Arseniy Vasilyev, Michael Manov, Jasmine Oh, Steve Nam, Kevin Lee & Imaan Taghavi Vocals performed by me. Beat produced by DJ Xross. Song mixed and mastered by DJ Xross. Video shot by me and Lilia Doytchinova (China footage shot by TheBlankCards) Video directed and edited by me.
As I said 7 times in the video, thank you so much for watching! I really appreciate your support. Stay tuned for future material!
FULL ENGLISH TRANSLATION: Alright, alright, alright, eyo If you don't know me, my name is Liu, I'm bringing that international flow This is my second language song, because one is really not enough When my friend heard the first song, he requested My autograph, of course, I answered, "Okay" I wrote my autograph, and when I gave it to him, he was very glad I'm a nice person that makes my friends happy You don't like me? I don't care, get the hell out of here Alright, that was my warm up, now let's make some of these lines multilingual Let me tell you, if you don't like me, you must be mad Because I'm doing great like I just won the fucking lotto Around the world, people are starting to recognize my name But I know at any moment it could all go kaput I'm kidding when I act important and conceited like I'm all fly I know that compared to others, I'm a small fry But honestly, if you don't like me, you can suck on these Now listen to me spit some shit in Chinese Parents who know me all want to have their daughters marry me and be my wife because they all understand In the future, I will have surplus and success, because they can all see that I'm very talented Everyday I hear people fucking babbling about this or that because they like to talk a lot But they're all talking nonsense, what they say has no meaning, but they don't care, they just care about buying name brand products That's right, I succeed like my name was Jackie Chan Any motherfucking hater wanna battle me, you better motherfucking warn them like "Attention" I'm rising up like the skyscrapers in Pudong I hit hard like a missile, you can call me Dongfeng Honestly, sometimes I get tired of people's bullshit If you act like a bitch, I'ma let you know There are people who criticize what I say, man, don't be a faggot That is some shit, man, I'ma shoot a motherfucker with my AK Please excuse my accent, man, let me say it again Honestly, man, I apologize for my accent Thank you so much for listening, let me say thank you Thank you, thanks, thank you, thank you, thank you
This is the sequel to my first language rap which you can find right here: youtube.com/watch?v=HRLMDeF7x9Y I kept the original 6 languages (English, Chinese, Spanish, Russian, German & Korean) and added Farsi to the mix as well. I also threw in some vacation footage from a trip I took to China last summer at the end of the video. Check out the behind-the-scenes video here: youtube.com/watch?v=P3TASOUBZSw
Lyrics written by me. Language consultants: Jose Macias, Arseniy Vasilyev, Michael Manov, Jasmine Oh, Steve Nam, Kevin Lee & Imaan Taghavi Vocals performed by me. Beat produced by DJ Xross. Song mixed and mastered by DJ Xross. Video shot by me and Lilia Doytchinova (China footage shot by TheBlankCards) Video directed and edited by me.
As I said 7 times in the video, thank you so much for watching! I really appreciate your support. Stay tuned for future material!
FULL ENGLISH TRANSLATION: Alright, alright, alright, eyo If you don't know me, my name is Liu, I'm bringing that international flow This is my second language song, because one is really not enough When my friend heard the first song, he requested My autograph, of course, I answered, "Okay" I wrote my autograph, and when I gave it to him, he was very glad I'm a nice person that makes my friends happy You don't like me? I don't care, get the hell out of here Alright, that was my warm up, now let's make some of these lines multilingual Let me tell you, if you don't like me, you must be mad Because I'm doing great like I just won the fucking lotto Around the world, people are starting to recognize my name But I know at any moment it could all go kaput I'm kidding when I act important and conceited like I'm all fly I know that compared to others, I'm a small fry But honestly, if you don't like me, you can suck on these Now listen to me spit some shit in Chinese Parents who know me all want to have their daughters marry me and be my wife because they all understand In the future, I will have surplus and success, because they can all see that I'm very talented Everyday I hear people fucking babbling about this or that because they like to talk a lot But they're all talking nonsense, what they say has no meaning, but they don't care, they just care about buying name brand products That's right, I succeed like my name was Jackie Chan Any motherfucking hater wanna battle me, you better motherfucking warn them like "Attention" I'm rising up like the skyscrapers in Pudong I hit hard like a missile, you can call me Dongfeng Honestly, sometimes I get tired of people's bullshit If you act like a bitch, I'ma let you know There are people who criticize what I say, man, don't be a faggot That is some shit, man, I'ma shoot a motherfucker with my AK Please excuse my accent, man, let me say it again Honestly, man, I apologize for my accent Thank you so much for listening, let me say thank you Thank you, thanks, thank you, thank you, thank youMIKE LIU - CITY LIGHTS IN MY FACE (Official Music Video)riceboyliu2021-02-22 | IT'S MIKE LIU BABY
Thanks for watching! Feel free to subscribe for future content, coming soonRap Song in 9 Different Languagesriceboyliu2019-06-26 | FULL ENGLISH TRANSLATION IN DESCRIPTION
RAP SONG IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES: ENGLISH, MANDARIN, SPANISH, RUSSIAN, GERMAN, KOREAN, ARABIC, JAPANESE, HINDI
I LOVE YOU
Lyrics and vocals by me. Language consultants: Jose Macias, Arseniy Vasilyev, Steve Nam, Shuhei Nagasawa & GOOGLE TRANSLATE Beat produced by DJ Xross. Song mixed and mastered by DJ Xross. Video shot by TST. Video directed and edited by me. Filmed in the beautiful city of Shanghai
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FULL ENGLISH TRANSLATION:
CHORUS: It’s been four long years but the king is back now I guarantee you no one is doper than me I fly like a bird from Madrid to Curaçao Everyone knows me, from Vladivostok to Moscow And I rap really fast, like a, like a Spandau (MG42) And I dance slowly, make the ladies say, "Wow" Hotter than the Sahara Desert I'm colder than the snow on Mt. Fuji I make it rain, like Mumbai in the summer Pick any artist, I'm 100 times doper than they are Switching up these languages, I could do this all day Have you ever seen someone like me? Ha, no way I try to improve myself any day I speak with a foreign accent, but it sounds good anyway I like learning more about the world everyday It's all good if you can't understand what I'm saying, no big deal
It's been four years and I'm finally back with chapter 4 Language Rap, RBL, nobody can do it like me Dancing like Enrique, tell me why I'm so hyphy The ladies see me dancing, they wanna be my wifey I am always a foreigner, no matter where I go Traveling around the world, just trying to find a place for me Self improvement is the key, son, elevate the mind Still rising up to the top, like a tree Shoutout to my German viewers, I love you Shoutout to my Russian viewers, I love (you) too Shoutout to T-Series, new king, new era Shoutout to Pewdiepie, I love you, please be my boo "What do you want in life?" I don't know "Just grind everyday and do you, bro." Ok The game is tough, just trying to get noticed like, "Over here!" If you're a good person, I'ma let you know I keep it cheesy like a quesadilla Mamma mia, keep it corny like a corn tortilla Butter and potato, I'm eating in Siberia In Riyadh, I be chilling with my friend everyday Sangria all in my system, you know that I got the fire Multilingual music, from California to China Papaya, yo life is crazy, bro, all I can say is, "Aiya" You are already dead, JK I'm still going higher
CHORUS
I keep it spicy, like a mouthful of spicy and numbing hotpot, really spicy I'm really awkward, speak languages from Europe and Asia I'm back again, I'm moving quickly like Shinkansen Switching languages, trying to pretend I'm balling and I'm making money Like the genie, sometimes dreams come true if you just try Thank you for watching, sending you peace and love, peace and love Peace and love, peace and love, peace and love, peace and love Peace and love, peace and love, peace and love, ok byeWhen they let a baka gaikokujin foreigner into Japan (b-b-baka...)riceboyliu2019-04-17 | I apologize to the people and nation of Japan
See you in the next video :)DJ Xross - HOUSE PARTY (feat. RBL) MVriceboyliu2019-03-31 | WE"RE GOING BACK IN TIME FOR THIS ONE, BABY. DJ XROSS LEFT HIS HEART IN 2013 AND WE'RE HERE TO BRING IT BACK FOR HIM WITH DAT EARLY 2010'S PARTY MUSIC, BROUGHT TO YOU BY DJ XROSS FEAT. RBL AKA L.I.U.
Lyrics and vocals by DJ Xross and RBL. Instrumental produced by DJ Xross. Song mixed and mastered by DJ Xross. Video filmed by TheBlankCards. Video directed and edited by RBL. Special thanks to the homie JLG for putting this party together on such short notice!
Thanks for watching and see you in the next video!SUPER MARIO TRAP ANTHEMriceboyliu2018-04-25 | LYRICS IN DESCRIPTION
Join your old pal Mario as he learns valuable new lessons on this crazy adventure! Rated E for Everyone!! Let's-a-go!
Lyrics and vocals by me. Instrumental produced by DJ Xross. Song mixed and mastered by DJ Xross. Video filmed by TheBlankCards and DJ Xross. Featuring TheBlankCards as Luigi and DJ Xross as himself. Video directed and edited by me.
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LYRICS:
Mario, Mario, Mario, Mario, it’s-a-me, my name Mario Mario, Mario, Mario, everyone know me from here to el barrio Take the gold and I make the money, pockets are fatter than Wario When you play the Super Smash Brothers, better pick me, no Lucario
Mario, Mario, Mario, it’s-a-me, Mario, better not f*ck with me My chain is Mario, diamond’s Mario, everything I own is luxury Been balling since 1981, this whole industry is my legacy Back then they used to call me Jumpman, I’m the OG, you can’t mess with me Mario, Mario, Mario, let’s-a-go Mario, this sh*t too easy Eat mushroom everyday, take a pound of the shrooms and I never get queasy Running around everyday, go from Mushroom Kingdom all the way to Fiji And I roll my green up tall and skinny, you can call that sh*t Luigi Me and my brother the greatest, stomp a goomba to the f*cking ground All of the goombas, they hate us, it’s all good, I hunt all your people down When you goombas are out on the street, maybe with your family getting something to eat Yo I run through the land, stomp you under my feet, it’s-a-me, Mario, killing goombas my treat Eat mushroom to get bigger, and grow the mushroom in my trousers Princess Peach is a gold digger, I don’t care though, you can have her Bowser I eat the magic flower, it give to me the magical power If you’re a goomba, you should go run and cower, I make it rain with a fireball shower You can’t compare to me, carried the industry on my back for 40 years, haters scared of me Your favorite game only exists because of me, all that you have is because of me I’m not really good at modesty, I take your girl on a odyssey Honestly, ain’t no one stopping me, in the future you gon’ keep seeing a lot of me Mario running so far, invincibility star and I’m driving my car You can call that sh*t Mario Kart, hit you with a blue shell no matter where you are, it go whoo Represento los italianos, fumando cigarros cubanos Mi joyería muy fría, all I can say is mamma-miaRap Song in 13 Different Accentsriceboyliu2017-12-18 | FOLLOW ME HERE: Instagram: instagram.com/itsmikeliu Facebook: facebook.com/riceboyliupage Twitter: twitter.com/itsmikeliu
The third installment of the accent rap series is here! Some of these are alright, the rest are terrible. Special thanks to DJ Xross who went HAM on this instrumental, and THANK YOU TO ALL THE FANS. I LOVE YOU. THIS ONE'S FOR YOU.
All lyrics and vocals by me. Instrumental produced by the almighty DJ Xross. Song mixed and mastered by god emperor DJ Xross. Video filmed by TheBlankCards and TST. Chinese son played by TheBlankCards. Muslim homie played by Arian Aazami. Video directed and edited by me.
STAY TUNED FOR FUTURE CONTENT.L.I.U. & DJ Xross - LIVE YOUR LIFE (EDM) Dancing in Hong Kong MVriceboyliu2016-07-24 | Hey, how's it going everybody? This is my first foray into the waters of EDM lol. Autotune is my life jacket. Wrote and recorded this song with my good friend DJ Xross and then filmed it last year in the beautiful city of Hong Kong. Dis dat inspirational shit, yo. Hope you like it haha
Lyrics and vocals by me (feat. DJ Xross lol) Instrumental produced by DJ Xross. Song mixed/mastered by DJ Xross. Video shot by PZD and WQ. Video directed and edited by me.
Thank you so much for watching! You can probably tell that I had an insanely fun time making this lol and I hope you had some fun watching it. 'Til next time!L.I.U. - Los Angeles to Shanghai (LA2SH) MVriceboyliu2016-04-13 | Hey, long time no see! It's been a pretty great year for me since my last YouTube video (damn, it's really been almost a year) and I hope it was the same for you! For those who don't know, I got invited to compete in the Voice of China 2015 season. The producers flew me and some of my friends from California out to China to film. They were shooting the show near Shanghai, and this is a quick MV we filmed one night when we were visiting the city. The song was written/recorded and the video shot back in June 2015 but I have only just now gotten around to finishing editing the MV lol. I'll explain more in a later vid. Till next time, here's Los Angeles to Shanghai.
One of my friends who the producers flew out was none other than DJ Xross, who had brought his recording equipment with him overseas. We decided to try to write and record songs as many songs and film as many vids as we could in the few days that he and my other friends would be there. This is one of them, which I wrote on a sleepless, jetlagged night in China while we all prepped to go on the show. Doing the Voice was honestly dope as fuck and I was feeling high on life. I came up with the chorus and the first few lines of the faster part (Cuz when I get going, yo man, I start flowing, etc) and I set out to make kind of an upbeat, showy, flow-based song.
When I started writing for flow and rhymes, the lyrics naturally just started forming a sort of theme without me trying to. I decided to just go with it and wrote most of the song in about two hours, one line at a time. Looking back, I'd say parts of the song are a bit corny, but I thought it was interesting how it came out so I never made any revisions to the lyrics. Here it is in original form, LA2SH.
Lyrics and vocals by me. Beat produced by DJ Xross. Song mixed/mastered by DJ Xross. Video shot by Michael Manov and me. Video directed and edited by me.
This is the third language rap that I've done. Here's the link to my previous one, Rap Song in 7 Different Languages: youtube.com/watch?v=h6YahW1jHmM This new one has the languages from that video (English, Chinese, Spanish, Russian, German, Korean & Farsi) as well as the addition of Japanese.
Lyrics written by me. Language consultants: Jose Macias, Renat Gabitov, Michael Manov, Sonia Guggenheim, Jasmine Oh, Steve Nam, Imaan Taghavi, Mehrdad Alvandi, Ehsun Taba & Colin Konishi Vocals performed by me. Beat produced by DJ Xross. Song mixed and mastered by DJ Xross. Video shot by me and Lilia Doytchinova. Video directed and edited by me.
As I said more than 8 times in the video, I love you. Thank you for watching, I really appreciate it! I'm sorry I was gone from YouTube for so long but now I'm back. Stay tuned for future material!
FULL ENGLISH TRANSLATION: Alright, let's go, you already know My name is Liu, this is language rap number 3, you ain't ever heard a motherfucker like me Breaking down the barriers between the languages and bringing rap into the 21st century It doesn't matter what language I use, people who hear me rap think that I'm the shit Because they know that writing a song and rapping in 8 completely different languages is not easy But it's easy for me, I can switch my style in a second I can do more styles than the number of countries that there are in the world In the entire world, there are so many countries that I want to visit And Russia is absolutely one of the first among them, damn it! And Germany is one of the countries I also really want to visit I've always wanted to go to Oktoberfest in Bavaria And I also want to go to Asia, I want to visit Korea I want to go to Seoul and meet the female Kpop stars Then I want to go west, I want to go to Iran I want to visit the home of an ancient civilization I want to travel around Japan, I want to go to Tokyo I'm a pervert, I want to take beautiful Japanese porn stars to a love hotel Next I could go to the beaches of Spain and Mexico Then I could go back to China and visit Beijing and Shanghai Go to the ancient European capitals of Athens and Rome But no matter where in the globe I go, man, there still ain't no place like home But before I do all that, I need to make some money I can't travel yet because I'm poor It's a shame we let money decide everything but the world is just that way I'm looking at your eyes, nose, lips, call me Taeyang Yeah, I'm going worldwide, worldwide Don't forget, I'm the best, I'm better than hentai I speak German poorly, but I'm getting better, man I'm trying my best, doing it better than a lesser man I know I have an accent when I speak certain languages, I speak like a foreigner I eat the apple with tajín, chilling here in Cali, man, you know what I mean This is life, I just want to be happy If you're a fucking asshole, I'ma let you know If I can rap like that using 8 different languages, imagine me just using one Sit back, relax, turn up the track while I spit some shit in my native tongue My dream is to go to a bunch of different countries from across the globe And film a video of me rapping in the language of every country that I go to Got no idea how the events in my life will unfurl Only thing I know is that I ain't fucking stopping 'til people hear me all over the world Alright, that's all, time for me to say I love you, I love you I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you!Batman Sings Screamoriceboyliu2014-01-15 | FOLLOW ME HERE: Instagram: instagram.com/itsmikeliu/ Twitter: twitter.com/itsmikeliu Facebook: facebook.com/riceboyliupage/
Lyrics written by me. Vocals arranged by me. First guitar solo arranged by Imaan Taghavi: http://www.youtube.com/user/Pokeimaan All other music arranged by Trent Hollingsworth: http://www.youtube.com/user/FluffyMuffina Vocals by me. Guitars by Imaan Taghavi and Trent Hollingsworth. Bass by Connor Griffith. Drums by Jesse Van Norman. Song recorded, mixed and mastered by Trent Hollingsworth (without you this song would be nothing) Batman played by me. Robin played by TheBlankCards. Litterer played by Sam Miller. Video filmed by TheBlankCards and Sam Miller. Additional lighting by Radbod Pilehvar. Video directed and edited by me.
Thanks for watching! I've been wanting to do a song like this for a long time so I'm happy it finally happened! My friends and I had a lot of fun making this and we hope you enjoyed it. Stay tuned!California Christmas (Music Video)riceboyliu2013-12-20 | Season's greetings, everybody! For this song to work, let's just pretend Norcal doesn't exist (don't worry though Norcal, you're hella tight - I'm technically one of you! Haha). My friends and I had a jolly ass time making this. Hope you enjoy!
Lyrics written by me. All vocals provided by me. Beat produced by DJ Xross (love this one, bro) Song produced, mixed and mastered by DJ Xross. Dudes in the back played by Steve Nam, Jose Macias and Max Callahan. Video filmed by Max Callahan, Steve Nam and me. Video directed and edited by me.
After rapping in all those different accents, I thought it was only natural that I'd give you different languages next. Here's my rap song in 6 different languages.
Lyrics written by me. Language consultants: Jose Macias, Arseniy Vasilyev, Steve Nam, Young Hyun Nam, Michael Manov "Oppa" vocals provided by Danielle Alvarez and Angela Cosme. All other vocals provided by me. Beat produced by DJ Xross. Song produced, mixed and mastered by DJ Xross. Video filmed by Max Callahan. Video directed by me with help from Max Callahan and Arseniy Vasilyev. Video edited by me. Appearance by Andrew Park at the end.
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FULL ENGLISH TRANSLATION: Rap song in different languages, I'm chilling in Los Angeles Haters avoid my team cuz they know they couldn't hang with us When I rap, I'm not restricted by language My lyrics are interesting, kind of like paper cuttings (Chinese art form) All of my enemies are sad Because I'm taking over like the Fascists I speak languages from Asia and Europe When my girlfriends call me: " (me) Hello," "(them) Oppa" I'm Chinese because my parents are Chinese But we live in the United States, I'm American And I'm back again with a fresh rap If you think this is shit, I don't give a crap In Guizhou, I drank Moutai liquor with Communist Party officials It was really cool, damn, you don't even know When I see beautiful women, I say, "Hello" They don't tell me, "No," they say, "Okay" I don't give any excuse because I don't have any If you're a stupid cunt, I'ma let you know Yo man, I've been around the globe, China to Mexico But if I stay too long, then I gotta go Fuck, writing this song is a little difficult Finding a word that rhymes with "schwierig" is also difficult At least it is for me cuz I'm not from Germany I live in California, eating bulgogi I mix languages together like a recipe Give up hater, you ain't gonna get the best of me I'm friendly, you got no reason for hating me If you doubt me, motherfucker, you can wait and see I'm rising up to the top, like a tree If you can understand my lyrics, they will blow your mind Now it's time for me to say, "Goodbye," alright? Bye, goodbye, goodbye, bye, goodnightFAST RAP: Intimate Musical Time with Riceboyliu & Friendsriceboyliu2013-07-07 | twitter.com/itsmikeliu facebook.com/riceboyliupage
When I originally wrote this song, it was set to a chill, laid back beat. I thought it would be fun to do it louder and with more energy, so I contacted some of my musician friends. Now we have this version. Hope you enjoy!
Lyrics written by me. Guitar arranged by Connor Griffith. Bass arranged by Trent Hollingsworth. Drums arranged by yiyyi21. Vocals by me. Guitar by Connor Griffith. Bass by Trent Hollingsworth. Drums by yiyyi21. Song recorded and produced by Trent Hollingsworth. Video directed and edited by me. Video filmed by TheBlankCards.
If you hate stereotypes and love realism, you probably won't like this.
As promised, here is the second accent rap. Hope you enjoy!
Special thanks to TheBlankCards for making an appearance. Lyrics written by me. All vocals provided by me. Beat produced by DJ Xross. Song mixed and recorded by me and DJ Xross. Song mastered by DJ Xross. Video filmed by TheBlankCards. Video directed by me. Video edited by me with visual touch-ups by DJ Xross.
The suffix "-ology" means "an area of study" and comes from the Greek suffix "-λογία" (-logia). An example of a word with this suffix would be "biology," the study of life. When a lot of these "-ology" words are used in conversation though, the "study of" part can sometimes seem redundant. Like if you say you're studying biology, it would be like saying you're studying the study of life, when you're honestly just straight up studying life. The "-ology" term itself full on becomes its own noun, instead of you always having to think of it as the "study of" something. It's just its own thing, y'know? Another example would be when I'm talking about my methodology, I'm not talking about my "study of methods." I'm just straight up talking about my methods. Hope that all made sense. I'm just trying to drop bars and a little bit of knowledge at the same time ;)
Song written, recorded and mixed by me. Vocals provided by me. Beat produced by DJ Xross. Video filmed by Azakelin. Video directed by me and Azakelin. Video edited by me.
Thanks for watching! Hope you liked it.
LYRICS WITH DEFINITIONS: Alright, so I'm studying for my final exam in anthropology (study of humans) More specifically, it's a test on paleoanthropology (study of prehistoric human origins) Examining various hominids and their osteology (study of bones) Man, maybe I should major in paleobiology (study of prehistoric life) My friend's working on getting a major in kinesiology (study of human movement) My father on the other hand, he majored in zoology (study of animals) My anthro professor did advanced work in primatology (study of primates) And I'm just chilling here doing basic biology (study of life) I got too much melanin for my people, man, that's dermatology (study of the skin) Cuz Asians like that lighter skin, I guess that's sociology (study of social behavior) Plus I got a big head, that's some messed up craniology (study of the skull) Kinda pisses me off cuz it messes up my morphology (study of shape) It's cool though, no need to feel sorry for me, no apology (expression of remorse) Cuz I still keep it cool, you can call that glaciology (study of glaciers) My rhymes are so sick, they're used to study pathology (study of disease) Haters, to get on my level, brush up on planetology (study of planets and solar systems) You guys probably believe in some wack shit like scientology (a religion) Your rhymes are a pile of shit, that's scatology (study of feces) Flies just buzzing around, that's dipterology (study of flies) Leave that pile out long enough, you can use it for mycology (study of fungi) Scientists are developing nanotechnology (manipulation of matter on an atomic, molecular and supramolecular level) While there's still people that believe in shit like astrology (system of divination) If I had to choose between technology or theology (study of gods and religions) Man, I'd probably pick technology, that's just my psychology (study of mental processes) My rhymes make it rain, man, call it meteorology (study of weather) And I'm so hot, people use me to study heliology (study of the sun) You can tell modesty's obviously my methodology (study of methods) Gotta keep it humble to honor my genealogy (study of families and lineages) Girl, when you shake that ass, scientists call it seismology (study of earthquakes) Giving me a boner, you can call that xylology (study of wood) You can tell I'm not gay, yeah that's right, no pomology (study of fruits) Now please, spread those cheeks so I can do some proctology (study of the rectum, anus, colon and pelvic floor) Message to my haters, listen up, that's audiology (study of hearing) Your shit's so old, man, I call it gerontology (study of old age) Honestly, some of you are borderline paleontology (study of fossils) While my shit is so fresh, you can call it fetology (study of the fetus) Yeah, my rhymes are hot, that's thermology (study of heat) While your rhymes are known to cause cancer, that's oncology (study of cancer) When you rap, all you hear are crickets, orthopterology (study of grasshoppers and crickets) Now print my lyrics out and study up on some rheology (study of flow)The Cypher (Gollum, Batman, the Godfather, Mario, Obama & Darth Sidious)riceboyliu2013-03-25 | Check out those high budget costumes.
Special thanks to cosmoskleas who recorded vocals for a song for the first time in his life for this track and video. All lyrics written by me. Vocals for Gollum and the Godfather provided by cosmoskleas. All other vocals provided by me. Beat produced by DJ Xross. Song mixed and recorded by me. Gollum and the Godfather played by cosmoskleas. DJ Kross played by himself (DJ Xross). All other characters played by me. Video filmed by TheBlankCards. Video directed by me with the aid of TheBlankCards. Video edited by me.
Thanks for watching! My friends and I worked hard on this video and we hope you like it. Stay tuned for future material!Meant to Be Together (Boy + Monkey Love Song)riceboyliu2013-01-07 | The timeless story of a lonely boy who meets and begins a deep relationship with a male monkey.
Lyrics written by me. Guitar and bass arranged by Imaan Taghavi. http://www.youtube.com/user/Pokeimaan Drums arranged by yiyyi21. Vocals arranged by me. Vocals by me. Guitars by Pokeimaan. Bass by thatguy572. Drums by yiyyi21. Song recorded and produced by Pokeimaan. Lonely boy who meets the monkey played by me. Waiter played by TheBlankCards. Man who has sex with the monkey played by balling916. Video directed and edited by me. Video filmed by TheBlankCards with some support from balling916.
Thank you for watching! My friends and I had a good time making this and put a solid chunk of work into this as well, so if you enjoy it then we appreciate it. Stay tuned for future material!Batman & Banericeboyliu2012-12-11 | Look at that shaky cam. Oooh, so edgy. This is a super high budget, high production value film I created. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na Batman!
Special thanks to Bob Kane, Bill Finger, Chuck Dixon, Doug Moench, Graham Nolan, Christopher Nolan, Christian Bale, Tom Hardy and all others involved for creating and adapting these characters.
Video concept created by me. Script written by me. All vocals provided by me. Score composed by DJ Xross. Batman and Bane faces drawn by me. Video directed and edited by me.
Hope you enjoyed. Thanks for watching!FAST RAP: Intimate Musical Time with Riceboyliuriceboyliu2012-11-26 | Here's a louder, more energetic, rock band version of this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piPCJFAX83U
My main goal when writing this song was to write something that would be a lot of fun for me to rap, so I was paying more attention to how I said things than to the actual lyrics I said. When I was writing I didn't really have a set topic in mind to talk about so I just wrote whatever came to me. I ended up talking about "Rap Song in 11 Different Accents" a lot more than I thought I would, but it's alright haha. Also, this is my first time actually trying to write a few rhymes in Chinese. Awwww yeeeeee. Anyways, hope you guys enjoy!
I'm being told that I might receive a Nobel Peace Prize for creating this piece of art because of its powerful message and ability to bring human beings closer together, as well as because it has absolutely nothing racist, offensive or discriminatory in it whatsoever. Nelson Mandela and the Dalai Lama have both praised my work, calling it "a symphonic masterpiece for humanity" and "some dope ass shit." So, I feel pretty cool about that.
I definitely wasn't going for 100% realism and authenticity with the accents or the people portrayed, as you can probably tell. Everything is very stereotypical because every group of people has a few stereotypes and so, I thought I'd bring those out to make each accent more recognizable and to have a little fun with them. It's all about the fun, man. If you want to still leave feedback on how well I did my accents though, go right ahead!
Special thanks to DJ Xross for producing the beat and to TheBlankCards for filming. The song was written and mixed by me. All vocals were provided by me. The video was directed and edited by me. Thanks for watching and stay tuned for future stuff!Plaid on Plaid (Rap Song) - Big Headed Boiriceboyliu2011-12-16 | Hey yo sup eyy hi guys, it's your boi Big Headed Boi up in the house, know what I'm talking about? I'm just here to bring the world all the plaid on plaid action and Big Headed Boi action that it deserves. Some call me the savior of hip hop music. I like to think of myself as the savior of all music. And I'm fashionable, know what I mean, breh? Yeah, I think you do, bruih. Yo, Big Headed Boi. Out. See ya. Bye. Word. Goodbye.
Special thanks to TheBlankCards for filming (thank you, thank you haha) and to DJ Xross for producing the beat. And to all the security guards and employees who didn't tell me to stop and go away, thank you too. Song written and mixed by me. Vocals provided by me. Video directed and edited by me.
Thanks for watching! Stay tuned for future material.
Lyrics:
Big Headed Boi coming at you wearing plaid on plaid, Looking so fly, making all the haters mad. I got plaid on the top and plaid on the bottom, Plus them plaid boxers, yeah you know that I got em. Yeah, I'm a certified trend setter, Only thing is nobody else can do it better. When they see me all the chicks be getting wetter, Especially when they see me wearing my Christmas sweater. Yo Big Headed Boi, the stylish rapper, Pulling off the sick flows, looking so dapper. Haters feel defeat while I'm rhyming on the beat, In the corner looking jealous of the shoes on my feet. When they see me, the girlies want to text, Yo I'll text them back and you know what comes next. If a girl sees all this plaid and she still says, "No," Well then you know she's a blind ass hoe. Yeah, plaid on plaid is better than the rest, It makes a woman want to pull up her dress. Big Headed Boi, yo I rock that big head, And you know that I wear plaid to bed. Yeah, when I do the plaid dance, My plaidelicious moves be putting haters in a trance. Yeah, all those haters out there think that they have swag, But let me tell you something, they ain't got that plaidswag (plaidswag). Yo, sometimes I switch it up, Mix it up a little like some drank in a cup. Occasionally I'll wear stripes on my shirt, And it still makes the ladies want to pull up their skirts. Haters are jealous, that's why they hate me, Cuz no matter what I do, man I can still get all the ladies. Big Headed Boi can get any girl, Cuz I'm the hottest and most modest guy in the world. Aight, now back to plaid, And man, all the haters out there still looking mad, Rest assured haters, this is not a fad, P.S. your mom loves me more than she loves your dad. I know why haters mad, It's cuz they can't rock plaid on plaid.The Comedian (Short Film)riceboyliu2011-11-26 | Yeah, so I've been informed that this film has been nominated for Best Makeup, Best Visual Effects and Best Actress in a Leading Role at the 84th Academy Awards. Yeah, so that's pretty cool. It seems that my courageous decision to attempt a high brow, dramatic piece has paid off.
Quick note though, this video got me accepted into the USC and NYU film schools lol. That one's not a joke, that's the truth.
Special thanks to TheBlankCards, balling916 and DJ Xross for helping me with this project. The Comedian and the Father played by me. Mr. Babushka played by balling916. Restaurant patron played by TheBlankCards. Video narrated by me. Camera operated by TheBlankCards and balling916. Video written, directed and edited by me. Instrumental score composed by DJ Xross with vocal accompaniment composed and performed by me.
And lastly, thank YOU for watching. Please feel free to leave feedback. Stay tuned for some new songs that should be coming your way soon! Hopefully.The Taking a Crap Rapriceboyliu2011-08-01 | Hey guys, thought I'd put out a song with a positive message. To all the attractive women out there, there may be a problem with your speakers. Every time you think I'm saying "taking a crap," I'm actually saying "taking a girl out to dinner." Sorry about that.
Some of you guys who've been watching my videos for a while may remember that I posted "The Taking a Crap Rap" in the fall of 2009 and then took it down several months afterwards. Well now I've uploaded it again with the lyrics slightly modified, re-recorded and set to a new beat. The video has also been re-done. I dedicate this video to all of my fans (Haha, this guy thinks he has fans. Lolol.) but especially to those who've been around long enough to remember the old Crap Rap haha. You guys are the best. Hope you all enjoy!
Special thanks to TheBlankCards for filming and to DJ Xross for producing the beat. Song written and mixed by me. Vocals provided by me. Video directed and edited by me.
Lyrics:
Let me introduce you to an important bodily function, Yo it's a process that works in conjunction, With your digestive system, it removes all your waste, And it's something you probably wouldn't want to happen on your face. Yeah, what I'm talking about is crapping, Yes that is the topic of which I am rapping bout. Taking a crap is important to your body's health, Perhaps more important to a spy than stealth. But all these people treating crap like it's nothing but shit, That stuff's important man, I'm sick of it. Yo it's time to start showing feces some respect, Otherwise your body'd be a crappy ass wreck. Yeah I take a crap like fourteen times a day, My friend's like, "That's impossible, there's just no way," I'm like, "Shut up man, just eat your vegetables and fruits, And you'll be crapping out a river like you just don't give a hoot." Taking a crap, Yeah I'll be taking a crap, At home or at school I'll be taking a crap. At work at the office I'll be taking a crap, A public place with a bathroom, I'll be taking a crap. Taking a crap, Yeah I'll be taking a crap, Outside, camping trip, I'll be taking a crap. Taking a crap, yeah, taking a crap, When I'm over at your house I'll be taking a crap.
Riceboyliu, putting the R-A-P into crap.The Chopstick Rapriceboyliu2011-06-15 | An ancient Chinese wise-man once said, "If you try hard enough to be hardcore, one day you will achieve your goal." This wise-man's name was riceboyliu. I'm so hard I should change my name to MC Poser.
Special thanks to thatguy572 for making an appearance, thatguy572 and TheBlankCards for filming and yiyyi21 for aid and guidance with editing. Song written, recorded and produced by me. Beat created by me using FL Studios. Video directed by me and edited by me with help from yiyyi21.
Lyrics: I can't do this anymore, I've had enough of you pricks, Forget fork and knife, I need to use chopsticks. Cuz everybody knows chopsticks are sick, Put two of them together, that's the length of my dick. Man, you don't need a fork or a knife, I wouldn't use that crap to save my freaking life. Man, usage of those utensils will only cause strife, I knew a guy who used a fork and he got divorced by his wife. Me and this guy were in an argument, it was almost a fight, Bout which utensil was best, yeah, so I knew I was right. Cuz everybody knows chopsticks are tight, "You wanna fight?" He said, "Alright." I knocked him out, goodnight. The other day I had a meal at Panda Express, They asked if I wanted chopsticks so of course I said yes. Cuz everybody knows chopsticks are the best, By the way I got an A on my calculus test.MY NEW HIP HOP SINGLE IS OUT (Rant & Freestyle)riceboyliu2010-08-16 | Salutations, dawg. Here's a freestyle for you guys to celebrate the release of my hit rap single, "The OG." Plus I talk about my off-the-hook life for a bit. Check out my song after you watch this video, home-skillet. Thanks.The OG (Asian Nerd Gangsta Rap)riceboyliu2010-08-15 | Special thanks to Danieltrach for filming. Song written and recorded by me. Beat created by me using FL Studios. Video directed and edited by me.
Lyrics:
Hey, what's up? It's your homeboy riceboyliu,
From the gang called Nerds Wit Attitudes.
Even though I'm a geek, I'm stil legit,
You don't believe me? You can eat my shi... uh, poop!
Yeah, and I mean just that,
I might be good at math, but I'm better with a gat.
Yeah, if you mess with me you'll die,
And you're probably wondering why.
Well it's cuz, I'm The OG, The Original Geek,
I got bitches on my dick seven days a week.
I play Runescape and I still wet my bed,
But if you mess with me, I'll pump you full of lead homie.
When you see me on the streets you know I'm trouble,
Whenever I ball it up, you know I'll get a triple-double.
If you fight me you'll get beat more times than Ralph Nader,
I'll crack your head open with my calculator.
Yeah, I'm a hardass homie, I do lots of crack,
And if you start something, my homeboys got my back.
You can tell I'm cool just by looking at my pants,
Oh yeah, did I mention I could dance?
Yeah, yeah break it down, Aw yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Yeah, I'm The OG, The Original Geek,
I got hoes on my dick every day of the week.
I'm a whiz at Yu-Gi-Oh and I wet my bed,
But if you mess with me, I'll put a bullet in your head.
Word.The Rice Rapriceboyliu2009-08-08 | Special thanks to TheBlankCards for making an appearance and Danieltrach for filming. Song written and performed by me. Beat created by me using FL Studios. Video directed and edited by me.
Lyrics:
Now if you're looking for something nice to eat,
Lets say you're looking for a treat.
Wanna eat something that'll taste real nice,
Yeah man, you're looking for rice.
Come on, why would you be munching on that bread,
Why not have a nice bowl of rice instead?
And why the hell would you want pasta or cereal,
Rice is what tastes real good for real, you know?
Cooking rice is so easy it's elementary,
Put it in the rice cooker watch that steam come up, G.
Man you can steam it, fry it, whatever you like,
Add some grilled vegatables, meat or fish like pike.
Tastes so good man, its not gonna make you hurl,
People have caught on cause rice is eaten all over the world.
This grain's so good it's crazy insane,
Eating rice is good for your stomach and your brain.
Yeah, rice is the best damn food in the whole damn place,
If somebody doesn't like it go slap them in the face.
Other stuff might be good but don't let it get to your head,
Rice is the best damn thing on the food pyramid, yeah!