student vs primordialsTFS2021-02-21 | schoolboy vs tentacle monstersMaliketh RL1 NG+7 No-HitTFS2022-11-03 | best fight in the game
maliketh playlist: youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4H65q9JgzyFhaCnx7Bs7XuFGuUiDGwiJPlacidusax RL1 (safe spots, easy)TFS2022-09-19 | The Dragonlord only attacks in long, pre-determined attack sequences, which makes it very easy to flowchart his behavior. Early on in the fight, his leg-pit is a great safe spot during his claw-breath combo, which makes it very easy to get off a ton of damage and even skip past Phase 2 - just don't let him drop below 66% HP before he begins the combo. Later in the fight, we can lure him to the edge of the arena during his scripted transition combo and then stand against the wall when he begins his final attack chain - this forces him to unleash Placidusax's Ruin directly into the wall, turning the hard part of the fight into an easy finish.
0:00 Phase 1 1:33 Phase 2 2:10 Phase 3Witless TarnishedTFS2022-07-28 | Easy Maliketh cheese, in case you want to go through the whole game and then not actually fight the best boss.
Flame of the Redmanes can be obtained from a Teardrop Scarab north of Fort Gael, and can be slotted onto any weapon.Put these foolish ambitions to rest.TFS2022-06-27 | funni level 1 optimizationsTOGETHAAA (RL1, NG+7, no Serpent-Hunter)TFS2022-06-08 | crossbow gang
0:00 snakequake 3:24 TOGETHAAASIR GIDEON OFNIR, THE ALL KNOWINGTFS2022-04-16 | What a said state of affaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADragonlord Placidusax One-ShotTFS2022-03-16 | god, imagine being this poor guy. older than time itself and once the ruler of all that existed before, now a fragile geriatric at the mercy of hobos with silly hats. that's rough, buddymohg one-shotTFS2022-03-15 | Unavoidable damage in Phase 2? Simply skip Phase 2! Unfortunately, there is no other way to avoid Nihil - the Purifying Crystal Tear will not negate all of the damage and Mohg's Shackle does not work while he's channeling. In order to no-hit this boss you have to burst him from Phase 1.
Stats: 99 INT / whatever Items: Azur's Glintstone Crown, Lusat's Glintstone Staff, Red-Feathered Branchsword, Mohg's Shackle, Flask of Wondrous Physick (Cerulean Hidden Tear + Magic-Shrouding Cracked Tear) Skills/Spells: Royal Knight's Resolve, Terra Magicus, Comet Azur
Royal Knight's Resolve has been nerfed since this video was posted, but you can use the Jellyfish Shield's skill instead. You can also use the Graven-School Talisman, Graven-Mass Talisman, and the Magic Scorpion Charm to increase damage even further, but they weren't used in this video.Elden Ring - Grafted Scion Easy Kill & RewardTFS2022-02-26 | You're meant to lose to the first boss of Elden Ring, but starting as the Samurai will give you a bow and therefore an opportunity to arrow cheese him. Keep your distance and shoot the Grafted Scion from out of his sword range, making use of your Weapon Art when possible in order to deal more damage - even through his shield. Headshots will also stun him and deal bonus damage, so be sure to capitalize on this while he's directly facing you with the shield down - this is easier in Phase 2 as he won't use the shield as much.
If you pull it off, you'll get a cool sword as a reward!
really hope the PC frame drop issues get patched soonSoul of Cinder SL1 NG+7TFS2022-02-23 | redemption (spite) run after the absolute embarrassment on stream the other day
The Incident: youtube.com/watch?v=_cV5yYlTzuoManus SL1 NG+6TFS2022-01-14 | reject fire, return to pygmeMidir SL1 (Dagger)TFS2021-10-31 | It really makes you FEEL like a hobo with a knife.
this doesn't use the normal (optimal) setup of dragonslayer axe / resin because that breaks my roleplay valuefunny wheel hahaTFS2021-10-18 | Dragon wheel? Dragon deal.
ffeet.. — 10/07/2021 bonewheel-only is the stupidest thing you've said all day
TFS, Lord of Shitter — 10/07/2021 slander the almighty Wheel one more time and i'll back you over in my driveway like the animal you areKalameet One-ShotTFS2021-09-06 | 'Hah! What is bravery, without a dash of recklessness!'Artorias One-ShotTFS2021-09-05 | A humiliating end to the true hero (and best boss) of Dark Souls.
unfortunately his defenses are just barely too high for dragon bonk so pyromancy is the only real option hereOrnstein & Smough One-ShotTFS2021-09-04 | One of the more annoying Pyro shitposts because you have to catch two targets; the Chad Ornstein will courageously charge into your AOE to interrupt the spell, while Sensitive Femboy Smough meekly hops away at the first sign of danger. This also doubles as a demonstration of a little glitch prevention trick; Ornstein's HP floors while Smough is dying even though he's taken about 1.25x his maximum HP in damage.
Loadout is Pyromancy Flame, Crown of Dusk, Bellowing Dragoncrest Ring, Power Within, Chaos Storm, and Fire Tempest. Stats don't matter as long as you have 16 Attunement, and the second ring is a flex slot.Im here to kill Chaos.TFS2021-06-25 | source youtube.com/watch?v=q3t5Ni1RW8sdrahrhatir hard modeTFS2021-06-22 | yeah yeah this is double-dipping but i completely forgot hard mode existed last time so sue me
hard mode doom dragons coming the next time i get drunk enough to spend all night recording and then have the recording crap itselfthe night of long glaivesTFS2021-05-21 | the greatestits another endless stunlock episodeTFS2021-05-08 | loop repeats until you run out of mp, at which point aegis restores it all back for youthe dragonslayerTFS2021-04-03 | this is easier now as of last night's dex change; stack 401 dex upon inflicting the dot and you only have to survive for half as long
pastebin.com/AH8NcCKM stuffDragonFable - Twisted Amalgam EXTFS2021-03-25 | this thumbnail should be illegal
This monster was bugged on release to not use its attacks properly, but has since been fixed and is now more powerful than the majority of Inn bosses. Because it's a story boss, there aren't any bans on what you can use against it. There is no reward for defeating it.
pastebin.com/31ibpBAp stuffstudent vs the primordialsTFS2021-02-23 | i spent several hours trying to get a run where the simulacrum of uthuluc didn't freeze the game, but had no luck sorry
Questions you probably have: -How did you get to Pandora at level 1? There was a short-lived bug following the release of engine version 15.0.00 that prevented EXP gain on characters below level 20, so I was able to defeat the Corrupted Seven without leveling up. -How did you get a dragon at level 1? You can skip the dragon egg saga by watching the 'Player Hatching' cutscene in Book 3 Falconreach. -How did you equip Kathool Adept at level 1? The Armor Closet lets you bypass the level restrictions of DC classes. -Why Kathool Adept? Kathool Adept's default weapon has a damage range of 20-50, which is way, way higher than anything else you'll have access to at level 1. Throw in a trained dragon's unscaled DoTs as well and you can muscle your way past just about anything that does scale at level 1.DragonFable - Super Infernal WargothTFS2021-01-08 | Super Infernal Wargoth is commonly mistaken for an invincible boss, but you can cheese him with Zard Burgers since his psuedo-purge ability actually just lowers your status durations rather than actually removing them from you; this means you keep their effects for the remainder of the turn while also shaking off Stuffed. This run could've been a bit cleaner, but the right arm kept going nuts with the nuke right at the start of the fight.
wargoth greets you with "welcome to my barbecue" right at the beginning of this quest and then the only way to beat him is by eating 500000000 burgersone last run with old pyromancerTFS2020-08-03 | i wanted to record something with pyromancer before it gets revamped for real and also wanted a video of just the boss without the entire tower, so here
pyromancer was always good, the passives just aren't lolDragonFable - Inevitable EquilibriumTFS2020-06-08 | so for DF's anniversary we've gotten what's clearly intended to be the most difficult fight in the game as a sort of final boss for the challenge arena this is really hard so definitely don't expect to beat it on your first try also im mad sol stole the good thumbnail
pastebin.com/jSfNiGdP build / gear listDragonFable - Pandora EXTFS2020-05-16 | using the alt because cryptic is a really silly class. you can hide behind your almost-permanent defenses while coinflipping for a massive heal every 3 turns with absolutely no risk; it's basically impossible to die with this class barring astronomically low luck. the super high damage output is just icing.
pastebin.com/sf0SdXeb stuff the crux of the build is hitting exactly 200 cha to minimize the cooldown on dragon's shield, which with cryptic means your defenses are all but loopable.haha nsod go brrrTFS2020-04-21 | on-attacks sure are great game design huhcrystal and stone and prep timeTFS2020-04-15 | i basically stole the idea and thumbnail from my friend anoni muss so check out his channel youtube.com/channel/UClK23nZDiKyH_gqrlBEciTgDragonFable - The Elemental Spirit of PrideTFS2020-04-13 | I know I'm late to the party with this one, but I kept seeing people were struggling with this boss Not really a hard fight, the idea is that in order to damage Pride you have to let her buff herself more than you
pastebin.com/Jtz8x2dU buildmatters of life and deathTFS2020-03-09 | People were struggling with this fight so here's a strategy that doesn't use DC or calendar classes. Kill the Reaver as fast as possible, as it builds up damage quickly and has a really disruptive purge attack. It can't be killed by direct attacks, so make sure you have one or more DoT effects on it once its HP gets low. Once it's down, reverse your passive and start focusing on spamming chip heals while you whittle down Ayauhnqui. Between DK's long shield, Dragon Scale, and conditionality of Ayaya's beam attack you should be able to avoid most of its nukes.
i hate this thumbnail and also the new launcherDragonFable - The Exaltia TowerTFS2019-12-13 | there aren't a lot of exaltia videos out there so here's the full tower
Timestamps: 0:00 Start 0:02 Antechamber 2:21 Ezrajal 3:19 Yaphael 4:12 Spiral of Creation 5:39 Couerihem 6:32 Reliquary 8:52 The Warden 9:53 Archives 12:47 Daatael 14:07 Apex 17:02 The Engineer (boss)
my friend marthe drew the thumbnail, check out her DF channel youtube.com/channel/UC4_rO2ZZUBforCXe4hsr3wQI own you.TFS2019-10-31 | Redoing this one. I wasn't very happy with how I did this last time - the old setup relied on both a rare item and insane RNG, and doesn't even work anymore. Not to mention that the quality and FPS of the actual video were terrible. I'm much more happy with this one; people should easily be able to replicate it. Just remember you'll need quite a bit of Evil resistance to tank that first attack.
i unlisted the old video but if you still want to see it it's here: youtube.com/watch?v=l3OqUQ_ZHN4unraveler ex but im level 1TFS2019-10-29 | dragon feeding actually had 2 more days left but i got impatient
Questions you probably have: -How did you get to the Unraveler at level 1? You can actually escape the Book 3 tutorial at level 1 just by walking around the rose soldier, hilariously enough. After that just the use Book of Lore and you're free to go anywhere. -How did you get a dragon at level 1? You can skip the dragon egg saga by watching the 'Player Hatching' cutscene in Book 3 Falconreach. -How did you equip Pyromancer at level 1? The Armor Closet lets you bypass the level restrictions of DC classes. -Why Pyromancer? Pyromancer's default weapon has a damage range of 20-50, which is way, way higher than anything else you'll have access to at level 1 that can also be combined with NSoD's special. Throw in a trained dragon's unscaled DoTs as well and you can muscle your way past just about anything that does scale at level 1.DragonFable - The Elemental Spirit of SlothTFS2019-10-06 | i was gonna do one big video for all seven spirits once pride came out but people were struggling with this so here not really a hard fight, just keep hitting him (her? them? it?) as hard as you can so it doesn't use the healing skillschaosweaver testingTFS2019-09-15 | alternatively titled rebuke is gross
Chaosweaver testing is here, and I must say this is a very interesting class. It's got a hyperoffensive berserker-type playstyle that there isn't a lot of in DF - you shatter your defenses to boost your damage, then deal even more damage the lower your HP is.
As far as balance goes, Rebuke is atrociously degenerate and I can't imagine it will remain on the final version of the class in its current state. Without Rebuke, though, I feel as if Chaosweaver is a tad weaker than prior DC classes - Gambit's defensive penalties are unforgiving and you have almost no way to mitigate them, meaning the class isn't really suited for fights it can't end within a few turns.
That being said, the art and animations are incredible (not in this video, but you should check out the Poison claw!). Definitely a fun and flashy class to use.gluttonyTFS2019-08-03 | Another silly Void Barrier video, this time I bully Fat Boy. He deals Wind damage so you can use the Ring Worm here.
wow look at that two uploads in two dayslustTFS2019-08-03 | Here's a silly way to beat this week's challenge boss. Nothing super exceptional going on here, just another Void Barrier shitpost.
pastebin.com/N9fKWb2m stuffDragonFable - Frydae DefeatedTFS2019-07-19 | Incel Vampire is intended to be invincible - in fact, when this fight first came out, Ash kept buffing it repeatedly because people kept finding ways to beat it. Frydae instantly recovers 100% of all damage taken from direct attacks and fully heals every time it's his turn, so the only way to beat him is by dealing all of his max HP in damage in a single hit; this was only made possible recently because of the support-oriented pet dragon revamp. Corrupted Doom Epoch is capable of doing this fight as well, it just requires more setup and a LOT more luck.
hecc u solDragonFable - The Endless Invasion: Floor 1500TFS2019-05-19 | This was insane. Once you get this high, the Togs become functionally invincible barring an extremely specific and degenerate strategy that only DoomKnight can pull off. Because the -100 All debuff they inflict on you doesn't also raise your Health resistance, DoomKnight's Void Barrier skill will fully counteract and then reflect direct attacks for as long as it's up - provided the Tog doesn't score a crit and just one-shot you. In other words, the only way to realistically beat these things is to reflect their own attacks back at them. Favor is usually necessary to finish the fight but I got lucky and scored a bunch of crits at the end there.
old (1250) video: youtube.com/watch?v=GUySKLdRAqsDragonFable - The HyperhydraTFS2019-04-18 | No one else put up any strategies for this fight without DC/calendar classes so here you go.
The idea is that you have to kill all three heads at once without letting them become enraged all at once. If that wasn't annoying enough they also regenerate health each turn.
Blade of Awe usually isn't optimal, but mana sustain can be an issue here. also mewphantpostingdoompochTFS2019-03-16 | Testing for Corrupted Doom Epoch began today, and its ability to grant itself +100 Boost for one turn is incredibly broken. Here's a video of it one-shotting the hardest boss in the game, before it can get nerfed.the exraveler incidentTFS2019-02-25 | you wouldn't get it https://i.imgur.com/JacOWT4.jpgDragonFable - The Unraveler: ExtremeTFS2018-10-28 | EDIT 5/4/2020: this video is pretty outdated by now but I'm gonna leave it up as a testament to how insane unraveler ex used to behow to beat vaal without even attackingTFS2018-10-10 | this is a glorified shitpost pastebin.com/fkM4LEBM itemsDragonFable - Titan Akriloth DefeatedTFS2018-08-08 | This fight is supposed to be impossible, but at the time it came out DragonRider hadn't been powercrept yet and neither Primal skills nor food items existed.DragonFable- Sepulchure defeated (2018, colorized)TFS2018-06-27 | This was done with the use of a glitch involving the Temporal Reset attack that has since been fixed. Quite mundane, really, but killing Sepulchure is a meme at this point.