Half in the Bag: Halloween Ends RedLetterMedia 2022-10-19 | It is time yet again for evil to die tonight! The online movie discussion world has turned into the angry town mob of Haddonfield with their pitchforks and irons in hand to take aim at Halloween Ends, the third and final film in the David Gordon Green trilogy of Michael Myers movies. Grab your candy corn and Activia and listen to Mike and Jay make you angry for 45 minutes!!!!
Best of the Worst: Hawk the Slayer and THE ACTOR FROM MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE with the X-Ray Eyes RedLetterMedia 2023-05-14 | It's thyme for another Best of the Girth! In this episode, the gang watches three movies that will hopefully not get flagged by youtube's nonsensical bot system. Hooray!
Half in the Bag: Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3 RedLetterMedia 2023-05-08 | The summer movie season is a go! It's time for action! Time for adventure! Time for incorrect aspect ratio projections of a movie that takes up only two thirds of your giant movie theater screen of which you came to see said movie on. It's time to head back to the moopies and check out the final Marvel movie, Guardians of the Galaxy 3!
Half in the Bag: Evil Dead Rise RedLetterMedia 2023-04-30 | An Irish guy shot the latest installment of an American franchise in New Zealand. It's Evil Dead Rise! The first Evil Dead movie in a decade. Is the new film worth traveling to a disgusting movie theater to see??? Only the idiots that bring their crying infants to a disgustingly violent R-rated movie know for sure!
Star Trek: Picard Season 3, Episodes 8, 9, and 10 - re:View RedLetterMedia 2023-04-24 | #FATEOFTHEPLATE #STARTREKLEGACYMike and Rich's wildest dream has come true. After 30 years the Enterprise D has returned with the Next Generation crew at the helm. Y'all got yours now we get ours. If you got a complaint please email it to
Galaxy Class Act RedLetterMedia 2023-04-19 | In the lead up to the series finale of Star Trek: Picard, here's a little clip from an older video. Originally video here: youtube.com/watch?v=xe1hKZjCVyM
Red Letter Media Poorly Performs Minor Tasks RedLetterMedia 2023-04-12 | http://www.patreon.com/redlettermediaFrom hanging pictures to repairing precious movie props, Red Letter Media is generally bad at most things. In this video, we chronicle several of the random projects that we work on in between filming and editing our normal videos. Chaos ensues.
Star Trek: Picard Season 3, Episodes 5, 6, and 7 - re:View RedLetterMedia 2023-04-05 | Warning: Picard spoilers in the video.Mike and Rich continue their journey into the final frontier of fun, with Star Trek: Picard Season 3 - Episodes 5, 6, and 7! After an exciting and refreshing first 4 episodes, Picard season 3 might be hitting a few bumps in the road as the plot must now begin to take shape (no changling pun intended). Can a Star Trek series actually do something with a vengeful villain, a mystery-box-super-son, and a doomsday weapon/federation ending event? A demented version of Data/Lore/B4 with an elderly synthoid body is found guarding Daystrom Palace in the space. Picard’s mother has still hunged herself but Picard can say burgle to impress for success. Riker gets kidnapped by Honey Bunny after a birdman beats his face in and they've also kidnapped Troi. Geordi loves one daughter more than another because the one daughter likes engineering more. Worf thinks Picard's wine sucks. He's not the only one. Shaw does too. Shaw is a malbec man because he's a smart man. Shaw is a man of good taste. As is Worf. Worf loves Riker's eggs and that's not innuendo. When will Wesley Crushing It show up with the Traveler, that wacky shocker finger-shaped time/space travlin' creepazoid. #FATEOFTHEPLATE
A Nightmare on Elm Street Trivia! Mike vs Jay!!! RedLetterMedia 2023-03-24 | Three elderly friends get together in a filthy warehouse in the slums of Milwaukee in the cold, cold, month of March. They dust off a 20 year old trivia game featuring questions about Nightmare on Elm Street and Friday the 13th (opting to only use the Nightmare questions). They videotape the process of asking each other questions to make a video for their YouTube channel - something to do to pass the time until they die. Likely from a heart attack, cancer, or other. Can life get any better?!? Some spend their time fighting fires, savings lives as doctors, or helping out those who are less fortunate. We ask each other questions about Nightmare on Elm street movies as professional YouTube Clowns™ You’ll see Rich Evans in all his grandpa glory hole action! He wears his peepers to read the tiny print on the trivia card in the low, smokey light. Jay knows more about Freddy than Mike. Will Jay win?!? Yes. Jay wins the game because he sucks and is a stupid head. Or does Mike win the game? Cause he's an ignorant bully who consumes more alcohol than god. One of them will? Enjoy watching these brain dead morons try to answer stupid questions about a lame horror franchise that’s 50 years old. A series of films about a burnt man stabbing teenagers with his finger knives. what a gas!
Half in the Bag: Cocaine Bear, Knock at the Cabin, and The Whale RedLetterMedia 2023-03-20 | Cocaine Bear! It's that movie that everyone was joking about for about a week and then completely forgot. Jay and Mike talk about it. They also talk about Knock at the Cabin, the latest film from N. Night Shyamalan. It's about a cabin that has a knock at the cabin. They also talk about The Whale, starring Cocaine Bear!
The Nightmare on Elm Street Series - re:View (Part 2) RedLetterMedia 2023-03-12 | We're baaaaack! This time, Mike and Jay discuss Nightmare on Elm Streets 5-7. 7 aka New Nightmare, a movie that's pretty good until Freddy turns into a Halloween store rubber demon mask that's eyeballs pop out.A Nightmare on Elm Street Commentary Track: redlettermedia.bandcamp.com/track/a-nightmare-on-elm-street-commentary-track
Star Trek: Picard Season 3, Episodes 2, 3, and 4 - re:View RedLetterMedia 2023-03-09 | Mike and Rich watch the next THREE episodes of Star Trek Picard season 3 and complete what is the best Star Trek The Next Generation feature film ever made! What other mysteries, action, adventure, and great character moments are yet to come? Who knows?!? Rich and Mike spend most of this discussion playing with Star Trek toys, making fun of Alex Kurtzman, and just talking Trek in general. Watch these two old nerds embarrass themselves once again for your amusement.
The Nightmare on Elm Street Series - re:View (Part 1) RedLetterMedia 2023-03-01 | Let's talk about classic horror film and it's dated, silly sequels, b*tch!In part 1 of our Freddy retrospective, Mike and Jay discuss the confusing mythology of the franchise as well as go through Nightmare on Elm Street parts 1 through 4.A Nightmare on Elm Street Commentary Track: redlettermedia.bandcamp.com/track/a-nightmare-on-elm-street-commentary-track
Best of the Worst: New Releases! RedLetterMedia 2023-02-25 | We have an overwhelming amount of VHS and DVDs in our studio, but instead of sift through those to help get rid of some of our library, we decided to watch three new movies that are only available on streaming! It's Mega Lightning, Shuny Bee's Fight of Fury, and Birdemic 3!Also the two leads in Mega Lightning apparently also star in that terrible looking Winnie the Pooh horror movie that just came out.
Star Trek: Picard Season 3, Episode 1 - re:View RedLetterMedia 2023-02-17 | We're back! Two elderly men talk about Star Trek Picard Season 3, episode 1! Now, before you expect clown wigs and blood and screeching - please do note: This is just a review of the very first episode and so far they did a pretty good job! Rich and Mike try to be as fair as possible when they talk about stuff and even Star Trek Picard is included.
Half in the Bag: Snow Falls (2023) RedLetterMedia 2023-02-12 | Mike and Jay narrow down some of the worst rated films of 2023 and pick one to watch. It's called Snow Falls and its something someone made that takes place in a large cabin house. Digital snowflakes fall on snowflakes as they gets cold in the film and can't handle basic survival skills or something and they just get too cold because of the film's premise. Someone made a movie and wanted you to watch this movie cause the trailer makes the movie look like it could be fun. It kind of looks like a movie you've seen before. Young people in a cabin and things happen but in this film nothing really happen. It gets cold and they can't leave the cabin, but they really can. I guess the roads are out but no one ever show me that. Why not drive away from cold house? Why not? No one liked this film, but Mike and Jay may talk about it for longer than anyone on Earth. Why did they? Why review this when them could review newer better or more populated films? When? Why nots go to the movie theater and watch newer movies? Corovid-19 isn't no longer a danger to them? Whys they afraid of movies? Popcorn pigs? Nacho slurpers? Loud stinkers? Yes. People in movie theater smell of B.O. Jay leave theater to go home and cry. Mike stay in theater and cry there. Loud popcorn piggies wipe boogers on their Captain America t-shirts. wipe off popcorn grease on their sicko blue jeans. if they play Snow Falls in moopie theater then people would leave after they ate their nachos and pizza and popcorn and chicken wings and slurped their 900 oz sodas and threw their trash and chicken bones all over the floor for others to clean.
Half in the Bag: Mr. Plinkett Watches Night Court RedLetterMedia 2023-02-01 | We watched Night Court.
Best of the Worst Spotlight: After Last Season RedLetterMedia 2023-01-28 | Mike, Jay and Rich Evans face their greatest challenge to date: After Last Season. A DVD movie that has been looming over them like the specter of death lusting after a terminally ill cancer patient. The time has done finally come for them to put on this DVD and watch that film that only few have dared to watch before. A film that cannot be unseen. What happens when a man makes a film? A man that by all accounts may not have eyes. A man that may not have a brain. A man that seemingly placed a camera down and turned it on, hoping to capture the most terrifying film of the year. A man with access to a warehouse, lots of paper, huge vulgar chunks of cardboard, industrial metal shelving, laminated bright orange paper. Maybe a printer. Dusty dressers. And, of course, a real MRI machine. One grandma uses to check on her anus and make sure it's clog-free. How then does this filmmaker create a art of such a creation? Art does indeed come from adversity, but not mental adversity. Why does he made this film? What does he say with this art? What needs he say about ghosts and their ability to throw chairs and rulers. Why chips on the brain. Why telepathy? What a piece of paper pizza pantry? Only death will answers doesn't questions.
Half in the Bag: 2022 Catch-up Part 2 RedLetterMedia 2023-01-20 | (00:00) Intro(00:32) Bodies Bodies Bodies(02:34) Fleishman Is In Trouble(05:36) Clerks III(10:27) Weird: The Al Yankovic Story(11:36) 1899(13:51) TV Comedies(16:33) Star Trek: Strange New Worlds(18:23) The Fabelmans(22:13) The Midnight Club(24:56) Kevin Can F*** Himself(28:33) Bones and All(33:45) Outro
Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst #24 RedLetterMedia 2023-01-14 | New Year. New Wheel. That's right, idiots! It's back! The Wheel of the Worst with new tapes and new terror to terrorifyer your dreamz. On this special episode comic books artist Freddie T. Williams the 3rd returns to the mean streets of Milwaukee to tempt his fate once more by spinning the wheel to select a random tape or dvd to watch. This time there is a mild twist to yet another gimmick, but the twist is so mild I won't even bother mentioning it. What does the wheel spin too? whelch tapes wioll be picked? Jay, Mike, and Rich are in classic form as they continue to be the oldest and least influential internet clowns around. Well, kind of influentional. This time 4 tapes are watchted. Which in the end prooves to be 4 tapes to meny. As the fiurst tape salected is really good. Enjoy this latest plepisode of blesta off the wist: whel ofk det shfjki
Half in the Bag: 2022 Catch-up Part 1 RedLetterMedia 2023-01-10 | (00:00) Intro(03:39) X and Pearl(08:12) Smile(14:17) Don't Worry Darling(20:28) Glass Onion(23:29) White Lotus Season 2(26:51) The Menu(35:13) Triangle of Sadness
Actually Watching Nukie RedLetterMedia 2023-01-05 | e-Bay listing for Nukie: ebay.com/itm/225324479952This is a bonus video originally posted to our Patreon:http://www.patreon.com/redlettermediaWe post plenty of other behind the scenes updates, photos, and video outtakes there.This edit makes the experience of sitting through Nukie look a little bit more tolerable than it actually is.
We Finally Watched Nukie: The VHS Grading Video RedLetterMedia 2022-12-30 | e-Bay listing for Nukie: ebay.com/itm/225324479952There's been a growing trend in VHS collecting, which has created an entirely new market for professional VHS grading, very similar to what's been happening with video game cartridge grading. As the owner's of 1000s of crappy VHS tapes, we were curious to dig deeper into this trend, as well as examine what makes something valuable and collectible. This all culminated in us taking a deeper look into our collection of Nukie tapes. Everything always leads to Nukie.St. Jude's Children's Research Hospital: stjude.org Wisconsin Humane Society: wihumane.org
Best of the Worst: A Very Cannon Christmas II RedLetterMedia 2022-12-21 | Ho ho ho, it's that time of year again. The time for RLM to recycle an old gimmick to diminishing results! Merry Christmas or whatever, let's watch some Cannon films! Action, sorcery, and terrible fashion awaits as the group watches Avenging Force starring Michael Dudikoff, The Barbarians starring The Barbarians, and Breakin' 2 starring a bunch of people who should be embarrassed of themselves. Happy Holidays!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) - re:View RedLetterMedia 2022-12-13 | The time has finally come for three middle aged men to talk about a children's franchise. On the internet!!! Nobody has ever done this before! Rich and Jay are joined by DC Comics artist Freddie Williams to talk about the 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film! Freddie has drawn Ninja Turtles comics and Rich has read many Ninja Turtles comics, so they're the perfect duo to explain all this nonsense to Jay, who just liked to see the silly rat say "Cowabunga" at the end of the film when he was 10 years old.
Half in the Bag: Jayus Ex Mikeina RedLetterMedia 2022-12-01 | An epic conclusion to a below average story line.
Best of the Worst: Cyborg and Arcade (Albert Pyun Double Feature) RedLetterMedia 2022-11-23 | In this episode of Best of the Blurst, the gang pays tribute to b-movie veteran Albert Pyun. He's made post apocalyptic movies. He's made cyborg movies. He's made post apocalyptic cyborg movies. He's done it all!
Half in the Bag: Barbarian RedLetterMedia 2022-11-15 | Nearly two months after the films release, Half in the Bag continues to be the leading YouTube channel for the fastest reviews of new films! It's the time for Jay and Mike to talk about the most talked about movie of 2 months ago, Barbarian! This time Jay and Mike sit down as themselves cause they were too lazy to do their HITB storyline. But what did they think of Blarbberry? Does they liked it? Was it boring? Was it too preachy? Does the monster scared them? Did it have too many plort holes? Or was it different, fresh, inventive and fun? Only the guy who made the boner comedy Miss March could pull off a horror picture with an anti-misogynistic message. Jay usually likes creepy trash so my guess is he liked it. The other one, the fat dumb one probably didn't like it cause he only likes old Star Trek and he should jump off a bridge. - Rich Evans
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie - re:View RedLetterMedia 2022-11-09 | Whoops! We accidentally made an almost hour long video about The Garbage Pail Kids Movie! Masters of the Universe commentary track: redlettermedia.bandcamp.com/track/masters-of-the-universe-commentary-track
Best of the Worst: Halloween 2022 RedLetterMedia 2022-10-28 | Booooo it's that time of year again! Time for the gang to drink a deadly amount of alcohol and talk about embarrassing horror movies! This year, the movies feature oozing green goo, cartoon characters assaulting co-eds, and an intense psychological drama that turns into a Freddy Krueger movie every once in a while.
Mr. Plinkett Talks About Halloween Ends RedLetterMedia 2022-10-20 | This is an excerpt from the Halloween Ends episode of Half in the Bag. Here it is on it's own! Mr. Plinkett defending the internet's latest punching bag of a film. What a time to be alive!Watch the full Half in the Bag episode: youtu.be/fDQF96e0V9c
Creepshow 2 - re:View RedLetterMedia 2022-10-14 | Jay and Josh are back to discuss Creepshow 2! Watch as they give a middling review to a middling movie that some people inexplicably like even more than the classic first Creepshow. That don't make no sense, Poncho! Everything...literally everything...is several notches below the original in terms of quality. But does it still have merit? Sure, whatever. Who cares? Is it time for death yet?
Dahmer re:View - Monster: The Review of Dahmer RedLetterMedia 2022-10-07 | Of course these old whites gotta talk about Milwaukee's most famous serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer! Mike and Jay sit down for a frank and honest discussion about Dahmer, the new Netflix ten hour long series thing that stars Evan's Peter as the notorious cannibal serial killah. ICYDK Dahmer was a creepy man from the past who lured gay men to his apartment and did terrible things to them after drugging them. He's kind of like Bill Cosby, but not like that at all. Except for the drugging part. And the getting caught part. Dahmer killed a bunch of men (and children technically) from the 70's to the 90's. He's pretty much every way a person can go wrong. But why make this filth again? Is it glorifying another serial killer? Is there some sincerity to their claims of wanting to shine a light on the often forgotten victims in this nightmare? Only Ryan Murphy's bank account knows the answer to that question! So roll out the blue barrels of fun, sit back and enjoy your favorite loose meat sandwich and watch Jay and Mike stumble through this mess of a video. Trigger warning: EVERYTHING.
Creepshow - re:View RedLetterMedia 2022-10-01 | Boooooo-urns! It's October, which means it's time for creepy movies. Like Creepshow! Directed by George A Romero and written by Stephen King. A Creepshow 2 discussion will also be coming later this month. Happy October!
Half in the Bag: Jurassic World Dominion, Thor: Love and Thunder, Top Gun: Maverick RedLetterMedia 2022-09-26 | The time has come! Jets! Dinos! Thors! The internet freaked out when Jay and Mike reviewed a handful of rando indie films they probably haven't heard of. The internet said, "Why does you not talk about The Batman! Or other biggie moopies I seen with my Nanna!? Why you talk about ironic, self-indulgent hipster rubbish?" They all want Jay and Mike to tell them what to think about movies like Top Gum™, Dino World™, and More Marvel™. Then Mike and Jay talk about More Marvel™ and other such big action films and the internet says, "Why doesn't you speak of Barbarian? Why doesn't you go to a dark theater and watch Barbarian and sit next to a creep in a turtle-neck sweater touching himself while he watches Barbarian?" To this we say: WE DO BOTH! This time in Half in the Bag, Mike and Jay talk about three big summer movies in a year without a summer. Since theaters are now a graveyard that plays 80% old movies from the 80s and 90s, they done wait for the movies to come on streaming to watch them later. Worry not about spoilers as if you has or hasn't seen these movies yet it doesn't matter. Fear not those that love indie films! Jay and Mike will return to watch Barbarian or even perhaps Miracle Valley directed by Greg Sestero of The Room on tubu! I, for one, cannot wait to watch more movies on streaming. However, someone tell Hollywood to fill up my Vudu with more titles than just those Geezer Teasers. I know Bruce Willis's brain no longer works, but if I have to see him in one more fucking movie I'm gonna puke. Same with Mel Gibson. Stop. Just stop. Eventually the grandpas will all be dead and ALL movies will feature the next generation of Movie stars. Guys like Pete Davidson! Ole' Racoon Eyes will replace ole Blue Eyes as the star of all modern motion pictures. He deserves it. Such talent! And with the charisma of a racoon digging through your trash.
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Half in the Bag: Spin Me Round and Nope RedLetterMedia 2022-09-08 | There comes a time in every two man's lives when they take a bunch of Glembezza, get super old, do an opening bit that goes on way too long, then watch two films on streaming. That time is then! Jay and Mike talk about two floms they watched weeks ago! Why aren't they talking about movies in the theater? Welp, I looked to see what was playing in the theater and it was: The Muppet Movie from 1974, some kid shit, something called "Honk for Jesus, Jaws from 1977, and some Teen romance film. Yes, the movie theaters are truly dead. They'll fill the screen with literally anything! Why go to a disgusting nightmare-world where you sit in other people's trash to see The Muppet Movie? So Jay and Mike watch two films of very good quality on streaming as they do and review them. Movies truly are magical. Tune in next week when Mike gets an illegal broadcast on his TV by the toynbee tiles guy who is currently broadcasting Clown Doll on all frequencies. This nightmare we call life will never end until it does.
Best of the Worst: Bad Movie Scavenger Hunt Too RedLetterMedia 2022-09-01 | Hey remember the Bad Movie Scavenger Hunt???? It's a gimmick we only did once, two years ago. We didn't run this gimmick into the ground! So now it's back! This time, there's three contestants, two pieces of criteria, and endless trash to choose from! Who will win the scavenger hunt? What will win Best of the Worst? And when will someone change my diaper???
Half in the Bag: I Love My Dad, Watcher and Vengeance RedLetterMedia 2022-08-26 | There comes a time in two men's lives when they never watch The Batman. That time is now. Instead, these strapping young gentlemeeps watched three films that lay somewhere in the middle of the movie-greatness spectrum. Watcher, I Love My Dad and Vengeance. Three movies you may have heard of or seen available on your streaming servonk. These moopies are entertaining, interesting, lovable and sometimes flawed. But isn't that everyone of we? Does not pirate them. Support filmmakers making something other than Game of Thrones prequels or billion dollar Lord of the Rings prequels or whatever sharts are coming out soon (except for the upcoming 96th season of Ghost Adventures where the gang is sure to find their most compelling evidence yet!) Anyways, watch moopies that make you think. Make you feel scared. Or make you horribly uncomfortable. Everyday doesn't have to be a Tums festival but everyday can be a lovely day where you give a little indie movie a chance. However, never give that 1 star garbage a chance if the trailer opens with a drone shot.(00:00) Intro(02:58) I Love My Dad(21:10) Watcher(31:08) Vengeance
The Good, The Bad and the Ugly - re:View RedLetterMedia 2022-08-18 | Set phasers to "grandpa" as Rich and Jay talk about a stuffy old Western. Or is it?????It's The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly...one of the most famous and influential movies ever made, and it was done by some weird Italian guy.
Rich and Mike play Super VHS: The RLM Video Game! RedLetterMedia 2022-08-13 | Seemingly out of nowhere comes a strange video game that takes place in the RLM studio. Normally we don't give attention to weirdos that take this much effort making something so utterly creepy, but this game is just so impressive, Rich and Mike had to play it and see what all the fuss was about. The game is a free download. And before you ask, no we didn't pay anyone to make this for us. Nor were we paid to promote it. evilempire.itch.io/supervhs
Half in the Bag: Prey RedLetterMedia 2022-08-10 | Mike and Jay discuss Prey, which is an attempt to reboot the Predator franchise. Not to be confused with The Predator, which was an attempt to reboot the Predator franchise. Or Predators, which was an attempt to reboot the Predator franchise. Fart in a jar.
Best of the Worst: Black Spine Junka 3 RedLetterMedia 2022-07-28 | The collective nightmare continues, seemingly without end... This time it's Rich vs Tim in the 3rd Junka battle to see who will watch a pile of spineless tapes found in a dumpster. What horrors await!!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!!?!??
Red Letter Media Talks About the Munsters Trailer For Some Reason RedLetterMedia 2022-07-25 | Rob Zombie's Munsters trailer took the world by storm! It's sure to be the biggest hit since Morbius and as such, Mike and Jay took some time during their most recent Half in the Bag shoot to discuss it with a level of depth and thoughtfulness that only a trailer for a 2022 Munsters re-boot deserves.
Half in the Bag: The Black Phone RedLetterMedia 2022-07-21 | Mike and Jay take a break from binging Mr. Plinkett's prescription pills to talk about a movie called The Black Phone! Not to be confused with The Black Cauldron, which is a completely different object that also happens to be black. The Black Phone stars Ethan Hawke and is directed by Bagul.
Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy - re:View RedLetterMedia 2022-07-14 | Jay and Josh discuss the first and final feature film from Canadian comedy troupe The Kids in the Hall...Brain Candy! From the director of the beloved classic film National Lampoon's Senior Trip. Is the movie as bad as its reputation????
Half in the Bag: Everything Everywhere All At Once RedLetterMedia 2022-07-08 | Mike and Jay take a break in between fixing Mr. Plinkett's VCR to review a movie that came out 3 years ago: Everything Everywhere All At Once! I hope everyone has had the chance to finally see this film! WARNING: Video may contain coarse language, smoking, drug use, and Mike talking about Star Trek: The Next Generation.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Episodes 5 and 6 - re:View RedLetterMedia 2022-06-28 | It's time to talk about recycling! I mean Star Wars! Mike, Jay and Witch Evans sit down to discuss the last two episodes of Orba Wand Kenobi! What will happen? Star Wars things happen that we've seen before. Rich Evan's unwashed hands are rubbed in his own face resulting in pink eye AND Covid infections that he then spreads to thousands later at his one man show "Evans Live on the Sunset Strip" which he performs in Milwaukee, WI. During this live event Evans vomits up Clown Soup™ and spits on his fans. He then drives away in his new Rolls Royce that Walt Disney's head bought him for saying that he kind of liked Star Whores Renobi.com. How does the RLM guys feel about these things you see? When? How did they watch they shows and realize that Star Wars is basically the same thing over and over and over and over and over again. Lightsabers. Stormtroopers. Dark Vader. Resistance. Empire. Jedi. Tickets for Rich Evans one man show are now on sale on the official CDC website. If you're lucky enough he might spit on you as he sails away on his yacht to Epstein's island (which he purchased with Disney cash). He does NOT, however, enjoy the company of under-aged women. He uses his private island to indulge in something much worse. Pouring hot Clown Soup™ all over his balls.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit - re:View RedLetterMedia 2022-06-22 | Rich and Jay discuss the classic 1988 film noir zany animated groundbreaking visual effects masterpiece Who Framed Roger Rabbit while somehow never once mentioning the name of animation legend Richard Williams.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Episodes 1-4 - re:View RedLetterMedia 2022-06-16 | Mike decides to see what Obi-Wan is all about. Expecting to see a show about a night club set in the world of Indiana Jones, he's sorely disappointed to find out the show is about "Star Wars". However, after watching a few episodes... he's intrigued. It's not as bad as Star Trek: Picard. The show seems somewhat competent? it's thought out with some basis of logic on what an audience might want? Mike cannot believe his eyes. A show that didn't get totally screwed up? What gives? How did this happen? Sure, it ain't the greatest thing ever, but they tried their best and it's not too bad. Mike then recruits his stupid friends Rich and Jay to watch the show as well. Additionally, for those who have watched until the end and might be confused... Mike's analogy about "A Christmas Story" means that you religiously watch a show to the end and strung along only for it to end in disappointment. It does not mean it ends in an advertisement necessarily.... Just a huge disappointment. Hence forth this shall be known in internet slang as being "Ovaltine'd". Thank you and good night.
