00:00:00 Fairy Princess & Friend 00:03:05 About the Fairy Princess 00:06:56 Getting Comfy 00:10:04 Fairy Princess Crown 00:12:48 Penelope Pig, Fairy Princess in Training 00:16:24 F.P.R. - Fairy Princess Relaxation 00:18:31 The Lies We Tell Ourselves 00:21:17 Sprinkling Fairy Dust On You 00:24:48 Tingly Relaxing Blue Fairy Dust 00:26:42 Almost a Fairy Prince 00:27:48 Mixing Blue Fairy Dust 00:29:10 Special Blue Fairy Liquid 00:30:40 Discount Special Blue Fairy Liquid 00:33:44 The Magical Fairy Potion 00:35:39 Fairy Princess Spell of Relaxation & Sleep 00:44:20 Fairy Princess Purring Can 00:48:23 Fairy Princess Crinkles 00:52:51 Fairy Princess Video Game Controller 01:00:08 Fairy Princess Magical Cone of Sleep 01:01:08 Fairy Princess Repeating "Pitter Patter" 01:01:39 Fairy Princess Magical Cone of Sleep 01:02:52 Fairy Princess Sister's Hand Drill 01:06:20 Until We Meet Again 01:09:11 Final Fairy Princess SpellTeaching Your Depression a LessonEphemeral Rift2024-10-17 | I give your depression a taste of its own medicine.
Directions: Step 1: Place the peeled banana into the cup filled with water Step 2: Fill the cup with water Step 3: Peel the banana Note: you can do the above steps in any order Step 4: Enjoy!
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00:00:00 The Salamanders' Lament 01:00:00 MASSIVE FOLLICLES 02:00:00 ! or ? 03:00:00 Sinking Above the Fields 04:00:00 Cyclopean Geometry 101 05:00:00 _________________ 06:00:00 13 centimeters 07:00:00 The Beginning is the End
STEP 1: Turn the first lever on the right to the number twenty-eight. Pull the yellow string, not the red one, and especially not the green one that is starting to fray. When the cashmere carpet begins to sing in W Minor, slowly place the onyx bead into the open slot, being careful not to disturb the sleeping blue pen. Open the drawer and take out the partially burnt, slug egg-riddled scrap of crumpled pink construction paper. The back wall should be pulled one inch towards the lavender curtain. When the eighth light (not the first or the fifteenth) turns off, place the lid next to the gibbering garbage can that's been turned inside out.
STEP 2: DO NOT MOVE THE LADDER! This is very important, that is not, whatever doesn't matter, who cares what happens, not everyone does something, and no one should be paying attention because someone isn't.
STEP 3: Place the ingredients.
STEP 4: Wait for the empty box to start violently shaking the salt and pepper (the box with the letter Q written on it nine times upside down and backwards in uppercase penmanship, not the box that's been crushed and is on fire fourteen inches away from the thirty gallon barrel of spilled gasoline).
STEP 5: Make a mental note to disregard the four days that occurred two-hundred and sixty-three weeks ago.
STEP 6: [EXPUNGED]
STEP 7: Sit down in the wooden chair, not the steel one, the wooden one with the red cushion that has the sticky black stain and nauseating odor when you get up close to it. Reach under the broken lampshade and remove the rusty coil. Look at your fingers. Stand up. Walk five paces backwards, then seven paces sideways. Form the shape drawn on the chalkboard, but inverted. Twist the radioactive dial counterclockwise eleven times until paper bag screams and the door opens.
STEP 8: Leave the building, don't look back, and never tell anyone about this.
00:00:00 there is a place. 00:00:15 a place not often spoken about. 00:01:27 where a few are fortunate to visit. 00:02:48 you're probably thinking: 00:03:32 "theplace mentioned in the description?" 00:04:51 no, a different place. 00:06:14 where you are now 00:08:01 is of no great importance. 00:10:34 you see it, but it's not here. 00:12:27 they didn't always exist, you know. 00:13:58 but they remember you. 00:15:06 can you feel it? 00:16:18 it's all around you now. 00:17:40 there's no escaping it. 00:19:01 but that's why you're here 00:20:48 isn't it? 00:22:03 or is she mistaken? 00:23:39 it's preposterous to even think about! 00:25:26 oh, how we yearn for it, 00:27:03 ever escaping our grasp, 00:28:56 eluding our every thought. 00:30:09 but enough about all that. 00:31:48 you're here now and that's what matters. 00:33:14 soon, the light will dim. 00:35:22 the vestiges will remain obscure. 00:37:06 you mustn't lose hope! 00:38:58 it is where their voices linger. 00:39:42 but you know that, don't you? 00:42:59 of course you do. 00:52:30 we were not always like this, 00:53:48 bereft of that which we desire. 00:55:02 but my part in all this 00:56:56 has come to an end. 00:57:58 and what is an end, but a means! 00:59:01 a beginning! 01:01:01 and what is a beginning 01:02:03 but the start of a new journey! 01:03:04 now, off you go! 01:04:05 you and I shouldn't even be talking. 01:05:06 if they were to catch us here... 01:06:07 wait, before you go! 01:07:08 before the ochre mist envelops you! 01:08:09 what shall we call you? 01:09:10 [silence, then footsteps fading in opposite directions] 01:10:11 [only pure white now exists in the space] 01:11:01 [a fading sigh whisks away any lingering doubts]Crumbs & Lacquer - Ephemeral Rift Season 13 Episode 3Ephemeral Rift2024-09-19 | Lydia still remains at large despite the police's best efforts, Charles has finally joined Norman's club, Daniel & Robert have started their wedding plans, Juan's 10 speed bike has a flat tire, Melissa may have broken Jenny's mirror, Tanesha is secretly in love with Emma, Mei knows what Joon is hiding in the ice, Brian is pregnant with septuplets, Stephen quit his job, Ingrid poured glue into Deonte's shoes, the abandoned van at the end of 5th street has vanished, someone has been feeding the pigeons at the park, Mr. Walt's dog was last seen behind Farid's Qwik-Mart, Pete has a present, an accident on the highway caused April to be late to her audition at the castle, there is a protest outside the public library, the comb fell behind the couch, and Friday night karaoke at Jo & Tom's has been cancelled due to someone stealing the karaoke machine for the 3rd time this year and they think it might be Quinn's cousin Graham's sister Zoey but they aren't sure so they haven't filed a police report just yet.Glue Comb Mirror IceEphemeral Rift2024-09-17 | They took their time, never wanting to leave, slick track change, gallons to the sleeve. April in the castle, bottles two then nine, tearing into slumber, empty to the dime.
A rest upon the exit, arrest would not decay, the carpel now encumbered, silking no delay. Shadows burning teeth, wide foaming grins, coiled 'round the rafters, answers under fins.
Wanting, waiting, it wasn't even there, Searching, diverging, borrowed everywhere. And when it hasn't sounded, nothing ever ripens, thinking beyond measure, folding into lichens.The Sunday Sleep Special | ASMREphemeral Rift2024-09-15 | Welcome, one and all, to the Sunday Sleep Special! Where tingles, relaxation, and sleep abound! Served with a side of absurdity and 16oz of refreshing cosmic horror!
00:00:00 Opening Credits 00:00:54 It's Only Temporary 00:06:04 Warning: Volatile Content 00:08:20 A Proper Greeting 00:11:33 Ever Watchful & Listening 00:13:53 The Sacred Sleep Ritual 00:19:38 Updating Your Records 00:28:05 Checking for Signs of Life 00:30:50 Tending to the Assistants 00:32:28 Bag of Dissolvable Packing Peanuts 00:37:52 Squeezing & Scrunching the Peanuts 00:41:00 Only the Finest for My Guest 00:46:46 The Scrunching of the Twine 00:50:02 Shadow Speak, Part 1 00:52:58 Sacred Broom of Wicker 00:59:03 Peeling Painter's Tape 01:03:16 The Sacred Relic of the Flightless Avian 01:09:33 Deep Brain Massage 01:13:30 Until Our Paths Cross Again 01:14:33 Shadow Speak, Part 2 01:16:07 Pebbles & Pockets
Patreon patreon.com/ephemeralriftI Have a Fungus!Ephemeral Rift2024-09-12 | I little chat about the fungus (aspergillus) that has taken up residence on my face.
Patreon patreon.com/ephemeralriftTrying Dragon Fruit (Pitaya) for the First TimeEphemeral Rift2024-09-11 | I try some supermarket bought Pitaya aka "Dragon Fruit" for the first time.
00:00:00 Good Now / Preface 00:04:20 Reading Wikipedia's Entry on Dragon Fruit 00:14:41 Washing the Dragon Fruit (Off Camera) 00:16:40 Inside of the Dragon Fruit 00:17:55 Eating the Dragon Fruit 00:26:53 Closing Thoughts & Until Next Time
Patreon patreon.com/ephemeralriftThis Video Was Billions of Years in the MakingEphemeral Rift2024-09-10 | A casual chat about how long it took for this video, as well as you and I, to get here.
Patreon patreon.com/ephemeralriftdropping coffee beans on the floor for your asmr, relaxation, and sleep. i hope you enjoy! - E.R. üEphemeral Rift2024-09-08 | 00:00:00 video title 00:00:15 dropping coffee beans on the floor 00:00:51 dropping coffee beans on the floor 00:01:11 dropping coffee beans on the floor 00:01:51 dropping coffee beans on the floor 00:02:22 dropping coffee beans on the floor 00:02:52 dropping coffee beans on the floor 00:03:03 dropping coffee beans on the floor 00:03:33 dropping coffee beans on the floor 00:04:04 dropping coffee beans on the floor 00:04:44 dropping coffee beans on the floor 00:05:05 dropping coffee beans on the floor 00:05:55 dropping coffee beans on the floor 00:06:06 dropping coffee beans on the floor 00:06:56 dropping coffee beans on the floor 00:07:07 dropping coffee beans on the floor 00:07:47 dropping coffee beans on the floor 00:08:08 dropping coffee beans on the floor 00:08:58 dropping coffee beans on the floor 00:09:09 dropping coffee 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dropping coffee beans on the floor 00:57:57 dropping coffee beans on the floor 00:58:58 dropping coffee beans on the floor 00:59:39 dropping coffee beans on the floorCoffee Chat: Why I Havent Left Civilization (Whats Like Being Part Anarchist & Anti-capitalist)Ephemeral Rift2024-09-05 | I make some fresh pressed decaf capitalist coffee then talk about the reasons as to why I haven't (or someone like myself hasn't) left society even though I (we) have anti-capitalist, anarchist, primitivist, etc., thoughts & leanings.
00:00:00 Good Now / Preface 00:03:20 Making the Coffee 00:20:08 How I Became Part Anarchist & Anti-capitalist 00:38:28 The Primary Reasons Why I Haven't Left Society 01:02:06 Conclusion / Until We Chat Again
Patreon patreon.com/ephemeralriftCorvus Back to School A.S.M.R. SpecialEphemeral Rift2024-09-01 | Once upon a now in the capital city of Arkham Sanitarium, you, a student at one of the prestigious schools (which are within walking distance of the Arkham Menagerie, Arkham Spaceport, Arkham Amusement Park, and the downtown shopping district), wake to find yourself in one of the treatment rooms (building 994, floor 613, room 7, to be exact) where Corvus D. Clemmons, chief resident Plague Doctor (and teacher, guitarist, cook, chaotic good cleric, catacombs guide, prankster, etc.) pays you a visit in which he performs a variety of relaxing, tingle & sleep inducing treatments using A.S.M.R.: the Arkham Sanitarium Methods of Relaxation.
00:00:00 Lost Behind the Membrane 00:01:59 In Case You Didn't Know... 00:03:10 The Favoritist Favoritist Friend/Patient/Student 00:08:59 Everything is Alive at Arkham Sanitarium 00:10:25 Problems with the Sanitarium's Encabulator 00:12:15 Unloading the Metalcal Bag 00:18:22 Herr Doktor's Interstellar Spacebike Gloves 00:22:45 Making Notes & Observations About You 00:27:45 Classes & Teachers at the Sanitarium Schools 00:36:09 A Little Beaking to Get Started 00:36:55 About the Wireless Brain Procedure 00:42:29 Removing Your Brain 00:45:53 The Brainupuncture Treatment 00:56:34 The Newest Cafeteria Menu Item 00:59:14 About the Monthly Random Outbreak Event 01:01:06 Finishing the Brainupuncture Treatment 01:02:19 Everyone Eventually Gets Reanimated 01:04:21 The Tin Man's Oiling Can 01:06:25 Secret Ingredients for the Special Concoction 01:11:03 Preparing the Special Concoction 01:15:55 Blessing the Top Secret Concoction 01:20:34 Administering the Top Secret Concoction 01:22:30 Removing the Brainupuncture Needles 01:24:46 Herr Doktor's Best Wishes for Your School Year 01:26:21 Calming Reanimated Mannequin Patient Hands 01:27:26 AS74 Gaming System Controller Sounds 01:30:35 A Final Treatment & Test 01:33:42 See You in Class...
Patreon patreon.com/ephemeralriftEATING TUNA FISH STRAIGHT OF THE OUT CAN!!!!!!!!!!!Ephemeral Rift2024-08-29 | I EAT TUNA FISH STRAIGHT OUT OF THE CAN WITH MY FINGERS AND ALSO EXPLAIN THE ENTIRE HISTORY BEHIND THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS VIDEO!!!!!!!
00:00:00 GOOD NOW!!!!!!!! / INTRO!!!!! 00:02:40 ABOUT THIS VIDEO!!!!!!! 00:15:04 THE TUNA FISH!!!!!!!!!!! 00:22:29 EATING THE TUNA FISH!!!!!!!! 00:39:20 THANKS FOR WATCHING!!!!! 00:40:15 YOU CAN LEAVE NOW!!!!!!!
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MY PATREON!!!! HTTPS://WWW.PATREON.COM/EPHEMERALRIFTthis videoEphemeral Rift2024-08-27 | the story of this video.
Patreon patreon.com/ephemeralriftASMR Driving Around Delco (352 to Baltimore Pike to MacDade Boulevard)Ephemeral Rift2024-08-25 | Join me on a relaxing, narrated car ride recorded while driving along 2 of the main roads that run through a small part of Delaware County, Pennsylvania.
Patreon patreon.com/ephemeralriftDelco ASMR - Where I Grew Up - A Tour of Delaware County, PennsylvaniaEphemeral Rift2024-08-22 | I take you on a so-called "tour" of some notable locations, and incidents that I experienced, in Delaware County, Pennsylvania, where I was born, raised, and lived the majority of my life. This is part viewer/subscriber request as well as something I've personally wanted to do since starting my outdoor excursions in the Spring of 2024.
00:00:00 yo wassup 00:05:12 About Delco 00:09:18 SEPTA Terminal & 69th Street Bridge - Upper Darby 00:12:14 Former Tower Theatre - 69th Street - Upper Darby 00:13:46 69th Street Retail District - Upper Darby 00:15:01 Lansdowne Theatre - Lansdowne 00:17:40 Former K-Mart & Drive-in Theater - Clifton Heights 00:20:29 Shoplifting Incident Location 00:22:51 Indecent Exposure Incident Location 00:27:07 Hoffman Park - Lansdowne 00:29:08 Paul Revere Pizza - Drexel Hill 00:30:21 Kent Park - Drexel Hill 00:33:34 BB Gun Incident & Creek Rd SEPTA Station - Drexel Hill 00:36:05 Swedish Cabin - Drexel Hill 00:37:42 Former Waverly Theatre & Aronimink SEPTA Station - Drexel Hill 00:38:59 Walt's Pizza & Grille - Clifton Heights 00:40:19 Former Video Showcase - Clifton Heights 00:42:58 Former Dairy Queen - Clifton Heights 00:44:11 Former Bazaar of All Nations - Clifton Heights 00:46:36 McDonald's Where I Once Worked - Clifton Heights 00:47:09 Arby's & My Newspaper Job - Clifton Heights 00:48:29 Putt-Putt & Former Modell's - Clifton Heights 00:51:04 MacDade Mall - Holmes 00:53:19 Nifty Fifty's - Folsom 00:54:57 Comic Universe - Folsom 00:56:47 Springfield Mall & SEPTA Station- Springfield 00:58:45 Marple Crossroads & AMC Theater - Springfield 01:00:14 Media & Media Theatre - Media 01:03:23 Linvilla Orchards - Media 01:06:52 Former Granite Run Mall & Toys R Us - Media 01:13:06 Tyler Arboretum - Media 01:14:40 Ridley Creek State Park - Media 01:15:57 Rose Tree Park - Media 01:17:31 The Willows Park & "Feeding the Ducks" - Villanova 01:21:00 "Where It All Began" - Smedley Park - Springfield
Patreon patreon.com/ephemeralriftGathering Acorns & Eating 1 Raw for the First Time (ASMR)Ephemeral Rift2024-08-18 | I set out into the woods of southeastern Pennsylvania to collect a few handfuls of acorns, and as a last minute decision decide to eat 1 raw for the first time in my life. I stated in the video that I would prepare them to be eaten in the future, but after further research that is not going to happen. The process to leach the tannins from them is very time consuming and involves running them through water (cold or boiling) multiple times a day for up to a week or two.
00:00:00 Good Now & Welcome 00:06:12 Gathering Acorns 00:39:42 Eating a Raw Acorn 00:42:40 Final Thoughts
Patreon patreon.com/ephemeralriftWere Back Outdoors! Rambling in the Forest - August 14, 2024Ephemeral Rift2024-08-14 | Welcome to a stream of consciousness type video where I ramble about different things. After a break from the great (and not-so-great) outdoors, mostly due to a heat bubble in the southeastern Pennsylvania region, and after about a month's worth of indoor content, once again I am back on another outdoor escapade for the foreseeable future.
Patreon patreon.com/ephemeralriftKeeping you company until you fall asleep ASMREphemeral Rift2024-08-11 | I keep you company, mixing various ASMR triggers such as object sounds and unintelligible whispering, until you fall asleep.
00:00:00 Hi 00:02:50 Some Arkham Sanitarium News 00:05:04 Massaging Your Brain 00:09:50 The Humor in Old Medical Language 00:17:26 Shoe Brush 00:21:02 Scanner Radio White Noise 00:27:10 Jacket Zipper & Fabric Sounds 00:36:11 Scrunchy Monster Hands 00:41:49 Plastic Container Tapping 00:44:10 Faux Wind Sounds 00:46:03 More Container Tapping 00:48:30 Plastic Bottle Cap Brushing 00:51:10 Liquid Sounds 00:53:50 Plastic Bottle Cap Sounds 01:01:39 Metal Can Ribbing & Purring 01:11:27 Whispering Secrets of the Omniversii 01:13:04 Nuts on a Bolt 01:19:02 Oiling Can Sounds 01:26:59 Bag o' Coffee Beans 01:32:10 Whispering Secrets of Arkham Sanitarium
Patreon patreon.com/ephemeralriftColoring Museum Quality Works of Art While Blindfolded & Eyes Closed Until You Fall Asleep ASMREphemeral Rift2024-08-04 | I use assorted crayons to color some of the greatest works of art in the history of our species (and possibly in the entire known omniversii) while blindfolded and with my eyes closed so that you, yes YOU, the carbon-based life form reading this, can relax, get some ASMR tingles, and fall blissfully asleep.
Patreon patreon.com/ephemeralriftPersonal Evolution in an Ever-Devolving SocietyEphemeral Rift2024-07-30 | I share my thoughts, provide real world examples, share my own life experience, etc., as to how we can continue to evolve & progress as individuals while living and taking part in a society that continues to devolve around us.
Patreon patreon.com/ephemeralriftVoting is an Illusion of Power & Why Voting Doesnt MatterEphemeral Rift2024-07-25 | As the title plainly states, I share my thoughts on what I and many others believe to be the truth: that voting in United States politics (or any other country for that matter) is a smoke & mirrors show, and that voting does not make a difference when it comes to what power people truly have.
Patreon patreon.com/ephemeralriftASMR Coffee Chat: What Happiness Really IsEphemeral Rift2024-07-23 | Welcome to a new periodic series where, in ASMR format, I'll be making fresh pressed whole bean decaf coffee while talking about a particular topic.
00:00:00 Good Now & Welcome 00:00:36 The Happiness Counter 00:02:00 About This Video 00:04:04 Assembling the Coffee Grinder 00:07:20 Putting Coffee Beans Into the Grinder 00:10:40 Grinding the Coffee Beans 00:13:58 Putting the Grinds into the Coffee Press 00:17:55 Boiling the Water 00:24:00 More Updates to the Happiness Counter 00:26:54 Pressing the Coffee Grinds & Making Coffee 00:30:30 Coffee & Chat 01:02:54 Until We Meet Again
Patreon patreon.com/ephemeralriftASMR Reading Random Words & Their Definitions from a 1983 English DictionaryEphemeral Rift2024-07-21 | I flip through a 1983 English dictionary (which I picked up at a thrift shop a year ago or so and never put to good use until now) reading random words and their meanings, while sharing my thoughts on some of them.
00:00:00 Good Now & Welcome! 00:06:29 Word & Definition 1 00:07:41 Word & Definition 2 00:08:33 Word & Definition 3 00:09:36 Word & Definition 4 00:10:50 Word & Definition 5 00:12:11 Word & Definition 6 00:13:36 Word & Definition 7 00:14:41 Thoughts About Word 7 00:15:13 Word & Definition 8 00:16:34 Word & Definition 9 00:17:54 Word & Definition 10 00:19:17 Word & Definition 11 00:20:41 Word & Definition 12 00:23:08 Thoughts About Word 12 00:25:42 Word & Definition 13 00:27:35 Thoughts About Word 13 00:28:31 Word & Definition 14 00:30:10 Thoughts About Word 14 00:30:52 Word & Definition 15 00:34:01 Word & Definition 16 00:36:13 Word & Definition 17 00:37:54 Word & Definition 18 00:40:24 Word & Definition 19 00:41:39 Word & Definition 20 00:43:14 Word & Definition 21 00:44:51 Word & Definition 22 00:46:20 Word & Definition 23 00:47:43 Thoughts About Word 23 00:50:37 Word & Definition 24 00:52:55 Thoughts About Word 24 00:54:48 Word & Definition 25 00:56:20 Word & Definition 26 00:57:37 Word & Definition 27 00:59:28 Word & Definition 28 01:01:07 Word & Definition 29 01:03:01 Word & Definition 30 01:04:17 Word & Definition 31 01:05:28 Word & Definition 32 01:08:00 Word & Definition 33 01:09:01 Word & Definition 34 01:10:22 Word & Definition 35 01:11:20 Word & Definition 36 01:13:00 Word & Definition 37 01:14:00 Word & Definition 38 01:15:00 Thoughts About Word 38 01:23:12 Word & Definition 39 01:24:18 Word & Definition 40 01:25:58 Word & Definition 41 01:27:30 Until Next Time / Final Words & Fade-out
Patreon patreon.com/ephemeralriftThis Alderaanian Life ASMR S7 E32: Everything Is Going to Be Okay (The Last Episode)Ephemeral Rift2024-07-14 | This video contains the last known broadcast from former planet Alderaan, which obviously also happens to be the last episode in the weekly streaming series "This Alderaanian Life ASMR", where the host of the show, an Alderaan ASMRtist, would share what life was like as a resident of the former planet.
00:00:00 (Video Disclaimer) 00:00:11 Series Intro / Welcome 00:01:50 What is ASMR? 00:04:14 About the Show 00:10:19 Unsettling News 00:14:22 A Special Message 00:21:10 Another Special Message 00:22:50 Fine Art Exhibit 00:27:20 Otherworldly Treasure 1 00:34:10 Otherworldly Treasure 2 00:40:38 Otherworldly Treasure 3 00:46:35 Otherworldly Treasure 4 00:53:35 Otherworldly Treasure 5 (Part 1) 00:54:57 Checking In On You 00:56:22 News Update 00:57:26 Otherworldly Treasure 5 (Part 2) 01:00:29 Tingly Trigger Words 01:01:28 Otherworldly Treasure 5 (Part 3) 01:02:45 Otherworldly Treasure 6 01:05:43 Emergency Alert Notification 01:06:05 Last News Update & Episode End 01:06:59 Planet Alderaan Today 01:07:28 (End Credits & Thank You)
Patreon patreon.com/ephemeralriftYoure an Injured Sasquatch in Need of First Aid ASMREphemeral Rift2024-07-07 | Having recently injured your Big Foot self, you show up at my backdoor looking for help. Or perhaps it's just another elaborate hoax to get some ASMR tingles & sleep from me. Or [insert your theory here].
00:00:00 Your Arrival 00:02:21 Welcome to the Basement 00:05:00 How You Procured Your Injuries 00:05:41 Getting to Know You 00:07:02 It's a Small World 00:08:20 Is This a Dream 00:10:34 The Truth About the Original Big Foot Footage 00:12:33 About Your Species 00:15:05 The First Aid Kit 00:19:25 Big Hands 00:20:38 Big Feet 00:22:15 Examining Your Left Hand & Arm 00:26:32 Examining Your Right Hand & Arm 00:35:13 Examining Your Face 00:35:28 Opening the First Aid Kit 00:38:10 First Aid Kit: Pouch 1 Contents 00:43:12 First Aid Kit: Pouch 2 Contents 00:48:06 First Aid Kit: Pouch 3 Contents 00:53:55 Putting on the Latex Gloves 00:56:30 Touching Your Hands with the Latex Gloves 00:57:39 Cleaning Your Left Hand with Alcohol Prep Pad 00:59:04 Cleaning Your Left Hand with Antiseptic Wipe 01:01:40 Applying Fabric Bandage to Your Left Hand 01:03:24 Cleaning Your Right Hand with Alcohol Prep Pad 01:04:30 Cleaning Your Right Hand with Antiseptic Wipe 01:06:06 Cleaning Your Left Foot with Antiseptic Wipe 01:07:28 Cleaning Your Right Foot with Antiseptic Wipe 01:08:16 Cleaning Your Face with Antiseptic Wipe 01:10:00 Applying Fabric Bandages to Your Face 01:11:44 Cloth Bandage Tape 01:13:41 Sterile Trauma Pad 01:15:40 Applying the Trauma Pad to Your Right Hand 01:18:43 Applying Fabric Bandages to Your Left Hand 01:21:48 All Fixed Up 01:22:21 Time to Sleep 01:25:40 The End (?)
Patreon patreon.com/ephemeralriftASMR Unboxing Electric Kettle/Coffee Grinder & Making Whole Bean Decaf CoffeeEphemeral Rift2024-07-04 | Join me for a relaxing, ASMR & sleep inducing session that's chock full o' tingles as I unbox an electric kettle & coffee grinder and use them to make freshly ground whole bean decaf coffee.
00:00:00 Good Now & Welcome 00:05:45 The Decaf Whole Bean Coffee 00:15:03 Unboxing the Electric Coffee Grinder 00:25:09 Unboxing the Electric Kettle 00:30:55 Prepping the Grinder & Kettle 00:34:08 Opening the Bag of Coffee Beans 00:40:15 Pouring & Grinding the Coffee Beans 00:44:42 Pouring the Grinds into the Coffee Press 00:50:41 Boiling Water with the Electric Kettle 00:58:46 Pouring the Hot Water into the Coffee Press 00:59:19 Pressing the Coffee Grinds 01:01:41 Drinking the Coffee with Idle Chat & Fade-out
This video does not highlight all the things that have been added & changed over the past year since the game's launch. Instead, I share some common builds & playstyles while touching on some of the enhancements & lingering issues with endgame content.
Listen to select audio works outside of YouTube: Spotify open.spotify.com/artist/6WJUD0ljiIwxmbEzpb4onm iTunes music.apple.com/us/artist/ephemeral-rift/602599265 Patreon patreon.com/ephemeralriftASMR Camping: Unboxing New Gear, Eating Freeze Dried Meal, Drinking Whole Bean CoffeeEphemeral Rift2024-06-23 | *Headphones Recommended* Join me for a relaxing, ASMR triggering & sleep inducing experience where I try a few things I've never done before: unbox & use new camping gear meant for cooking & reheating, as well as new tools meant for grinding & pressing whole bean coffee.
00:00:00 Part 1: Good Now & Welcome! (Evening at Camp) 00:03:20 Part 1: Unpacking Everything 00:10:20 Part 1: The New Cooking Gear 00:12:03 Part 1: What's for Dinner 00:20:03 Part 1: Unboxing the New Camping Stove 00:26:04 Part 1: Preparing the Stove 00:31:56 Part 1: Lighting the Stove / Boiling the Water 00:34:34 Part 1: Heating the Freeze Dried Meal 00:42:22 Part 1: Eating the Freeze Dried Meal 00:47:53 Part 1: Thoughts About the Meal & Stove 00:51:44 Part 2: The Next Morning 00:55:09 Part 2: Unpacking the Coffee Gear 00:57:25 Part 2: Preparing the Stove 01:00:51 Part 2: Unboxing & Preparing the Coffee Grinder 01:06:04 Part 2: Unboxing & Preparing the Coffee Press 01:17:52 Part 2: Opening the Bag of Coffee Beans 01:19:33 Part 2: Pouring & Grinding the Beans 01:23:00 Part 2: Putting the Grinds into the Press 01:24:55 Part 2: Lighting the Stove / Boiling the Water 01:26:54 Part 2: Pouring the Water into the Press 01:28:04 Part 2: Pressing the Coffee 01:28:54 Part 2: Pouring the Coffee into the New Cup 01:29:44 Part 2: Storing the Gear 01:33:35 Part 2: Drinking the Coffee (and some idle chat) 01:44:19 Part 2: Until We Eat Again...
Listen to select audio works outside of YouTube: Spotify open.spotify.com/artist/6WJUD0ljiIwxmbEzpb4onm iTunes music.apple.com/us/artist/ephemeral-rift/602599265 Patreon patreon.com/ephemeralriftSolo Tent Camping ASMREphemeral Rift2024-06-16 | *Headphones recommended* Join me for a relaxing, ASMR triggering & sleep inducing experience as I share with you what it's like to camp by yourself in a tent at a somewhat-remote "primitive" campsite, without any amenities, and with just a few basic necessities. This was filmed at a roadside hike-in site located in Michaux State Forest, Pennsylvania. Stay tuned for more ASMR camping videos.
00:00:00 The Morning After 00:03:38 Arriving at the Campsite 00:13:43 Unloading the Gear 00:15:31 Setting up the Tent 00:43:42 Closeup Look at the Tent 00:48:40 The Gear 00:50:53 Overnight Bag 00:52:43 Sleeping Bag 00:56:52 Camp Supplies 01:18:30 Placing the Sleeping Bag 01:24:08 Digging a "Cat Hole" (Latrine) 01:33:47 In the Tent at Night
Patreon patreon.com/ephemeralriftASMR Campfire on a Calm Summer Night in the Forest (Crackling Fire, Whip-poor-will Sounds)Ephemeral Rift2024-06-09 | *Headphones recommended* Join me for a relaxing, ASMR triggering & sleep inducing experience where I tend to a campfire on a calm (hardly any wind), mostly-quiet (except for the Whip-poor-will sounds) night at a primitive (and somewhat remote) hike-in campsite located at Michaux State Forest in Pennsylvania. Stay tuned for more campfires (including no-speaking of just the fire itself) and camping videos, including (hopefully) at least 1 camping-based role-play.
00:00:00 Lighting the Campfire 00:11:00 The Campfire is Lit 00:19:50 Looking Around Camp (Alternate Camera View) 00:25:30 More Campfire & Idle Chat 01:11:51 Until we meet again...
00:00:00 Good Now & Welcome! 00:00:30 Sadsbury/Black Horse/Gap 00:10:10 Kinzers/Paradise/Fertility 00:27:00 N. Lancaster/Rohrerstown/Mountville/Columbia 00:43:30 Susquehanna River/Wrightsville/Hallam/Yorklyn 00:52:40 East York/North York/Shiloh/South of Botts
00:00:00 Good Now & Welcome! 00:03:33 Walking Carlisle Street South 00:07:20 Walking Around Lincoln Square 00:16:36 Walking Baltimore Street South 00:28:44 Walking Route 15 South & North 00:36:05 Walking Baltimore Street North 00:50:15 Walking Through Lincoln Square 00:52:28 Walking Carlisle Street North
00:00:00 Good Now & Welcome 00:05:00 Trail to Pulpit Rock 00:51:30 Approaching Pulpit Rock 00:55:27 Pulpit Rock 00:56:38 Trail to The Pinnacle 01:00:46 What's In My Backpack 01:05:43 The Pinnacle 01:09:05 Until We Meet Again!
Listen to select audio works outside of YouTube: Spotify open.spotify.com/artist/6WJUD0ljiIwxmbEzpb4onm iTunes music.apple.com/us/artist/ephemeral-rift/602599265 Patreon patreon.com/ephemeralriftASMR Hiking to Chimney Rocks in Michaux State Forest via Appalachian & Hermitage TrailsEphemeral Rift2024-05-12 | *Headphones recommended* Join me on a relaxing, outdoor, ASMR inducing, uphill (~950 ft gain) & out-of-breath (~3 mile) hike that starts off on a portion of the Appalachian Trail (aka "AT") located at Old Forge Road in Michaux State Forest, Pennsylvania, then onto the Hermitage trail to Chimney Rocks Vista trail until we reach our destination known as Chimney Rocks / Buzzard Peak.
Note: in-ear microphones were used to record the audio as if you were there, but at times one of the mics becomes slightly loose in the ear, causing the audio on one side to sound a little stronger/different than the other.
00:00:00 Good Now & Welcome! 00:05:44 AT North at Old Forge Road, Pennsylvania 00:11:45 AT & Hermitage Trail Crossing 00:13:20 Hermitage Trail 00:23:44 (Taking a Breather, Part 1) 00:24:53 Hermitage Trail 00:33:39 (Taking a Breather, Part 2) 00:36:04 Hermitage Trail 00:37:14 Hermitage & Shaffer Rock Trail Crossing 00:37:35 Shaffer Rock Trail 00:40:00 (Taking a Breather, Part 3) 00:41:53 Shaffer Rock Trail 00:45:25 (Taking a Breather, Part 4) 00:46:07 Shaffer Rock Trail 00:48:25 About Halfway There! 00:48:44 Shaffer Rock Trail 00:54:45 (Taking a Breather , Part 5) 00:56:22 Shaffer Rock Trail 01:00:05 "Almost there" he says, tiring & out of breath 01:00:33 Shaffer Rock Trail 01:02:00 Shaffer Rock Trail & Chimney Rocks Rd Crossing 01:02:18 Chimney Rocks Road 01:04:22 (Taking a Breather, Part 6) 01:08:03 Chimney Rocks Road 01:08:52 Chimney Rocks Vista Trail 01:13:08 (Taking a Breather, Part 7) 01:15:08 Chimney Rocks Vista Trail 01:16:25 AT & Chimney Rocks Vista Trail Crossing 01:17:06 Chimney Rocks Vista Trail 01:18:10 Approaching Chimney Rocks 01:20:31 Clambering Up Chimney Rocks 01:23:00 The View from Chimney Rocks / Buzzard Peak 01:29:35 Until We Meet Again...