The Fossil Fuelers E1: Out of the Frying Pan Into the Volcano coldcrashpictures 2014-06-02 | Series premiere of The Fossil Fuelers! Quincy the beipiaosaurus suffers through a grueling kangaroo court which sees him offered up to the gaping maw of an active volcano. The Cold Crash Pictures logo is courtesy of geeksigner.com! Opening theme by Oren Levy!
Top 10 Favorite Superhero Films REDUX coldcrashpictures 2023-11-19 | A remake of my very first video essay, from over a decade ago! Little bit of an update, little bit of a remix.Link to the shirt I'm wearing: teepublic.com/t-shirt/11485271-some-motherf-ers-are-always-trying-to-ice-skate-upPatreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesTumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comTwitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsInstagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesAmazon wishlist: amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2R54ZO5M65RLO
The Current State of Hollywood: A Rant coldcrashpictures 2023-08-13 | Strike Relief Funds:Entertainment Community Fund: entertainmentcommunity.orgSAG-AFTRA Emergency Assistance: https://sagaftra.foundation/emergencyfinancialassistance/The Snacklist: actionnetwork.org/fundraising/the-snacklist-support-striking-workersTwitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsInstagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesPatreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesTumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comAmazon wishlist: amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2R54ZO5M65RLO
Schlock & Awe: Robin Hood (2010) coldcrashpictures 2023-06-30 | It's fine if you didn't like Ridley Scott's "Robin Hood" adaptation from 2010. But let me tell you why it's my favorite.Dan Olson's review of Robin Hood (2018): youtube.com/watch?v=DrKJrW83-C0&t=1085s&ab_channel=FoldingIdeasRenegade Cut's "No More Presidents" video: youtube.com/watch?v=kyk5GHKJLGY&t=139s&ab_channel=RenegadeCutTwitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsInstagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesPatreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesTumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comAmazon wishlist: amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2R54ZO5M65RLONOTE: YouTube blocked 33 previous versions of this video, due to the (fair) use of copyrighted content. I had to make 34 alterations to the video before it finally went through. As such, a lot of the footage in this video is not presented within my preferred timing/arrangement. Hopefully, you won't notice, but it bothers me enough to mention it here. Oh, well. If you want to see "my" preferred versions of all my videos going forward, feel free to subscribe to my Patreon.
The Thing (Musical Number) coldcrashpictures 2023-04-21 | "Norwegians? Swedes? Or Some Secret Third Thing!"Music & Back-Up Vocals by Conrad Chambers @movieoublietteLead Vocals & Lyrics by Serge Bodnarchuk @coldcrashpics
Ranking Every Adaptation of The Thing coldcrashpictures 2023-04-21 | Yeah, yeah, yeah—John Carpenter's The Thing (1982) is great. No argument there. But how do the dozen-or-so sequels, prequels, re-tellings, and spin-offs compare? Has it been made into a musical yet???Check out Conrad Chambers' work at movieoubliette.comFind Guy Wicke on his socials @guywicke"The Things" by Peter Watts: clarkesworldmagazine.com/audio_01_10Twitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsInstagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesPatreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesTumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comAmazon wishlist: amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2R54ZO5M65RLO
Three Tales of Revenge coldcrashpictures 2022-11-29 | I don't generally like too many revenge-stories... but then "Pumpkinhead," "The Last of Us Part II," and "The First Wives Club" really break the mold.Check out my independent film "Second Service" on YouTube: youtu.be/hWm6No3lGwcTwitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsInstagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesPatreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesTumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comAmazon wishlist: amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2R54ZO5M65RLO
November 2022 Livestream coldcrashpictures 2022-11-19 | Welcome to my first public livestream! Streamed live on Friday, November 18th, at 6 PM (PT). We talked about every film I've seen in the past month, plus associated issues (the geopolitics of Black Panther 2, the 1968 double-feature on my birthday, etc)... and my voice actually made it past an hour!Be sure to check out my Patreon in order to catch future streams: Patreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpictures
Spitballing the Future of Cinema coldcrashpictures 2022-10-03 | Because... what else are we gonna do???Check out my independent film "Second Service" on YouTube: youtu.be/hWm6No3lGwcTwitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsInstagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesPatreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesTumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comAmazon wishlist: amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2R54ZO5M65RLO
Saurian Cinema: Capitalism Killed the Dinosaurs (And Were Next) coldcrashpictures 2022-07-02 | What killed the dinosaurs of the acclaimed Jim Henson series of the early 1990s? Was it... corporate greed? Climate change? Flat-earthers? Well, those were all mere SYMPTOMS of the real, root problem. The ultimate source of all their pain & frustration was something that we're still grappling with to this very day: capitalism!Check out my independent film "Second Service" on YouTube: youtu.be/hWm6No3lGwcTwitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsInstagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesPatreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesTumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comAmazon wishlist: amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2R54ZO5M65RLO
Kevin Peter Hall: More than Just the Man in the Mask coldcrashpictures 2022-04-23 | Kevin Peter Hall had one of the coolest careers of the 1980s—famous for playing both the bloodthirsty alien Predator and the gentle sasquatch Harry in 1987—but then there's also the shrinking scientist, the escaped mental patient, and an undercover cop! Hope you enjoy this deep dive into his filmography!Moses Polonio: 606_vision on InstagramDeadline UK #3 Interview: coldcrashpictures.tumblr.com/post/682352134728138752/an-interview-with-kevin-peter-hall-in-deadline-ukStarlog Dec 1985 Profile: coldcrashpictures.tumblr.com/post/682352221663444992/a-short-but-interesting-profile-of-kevin-peterStarlog Feb 1991 Interview: coldcrashpictures.tumblr.com/post/682352364624199680/an-interviewprofile-of-kevin-peter-hall-from-theCheck out my independent film "Second Service" on YouTube: youtu.be/hWm6No3lGwcTwitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsInstagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesPatreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesTumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comAmazon wishlist: amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2R54ZO5M65RLO
Stealing Brides for Love & Proffitt (Overboard vs. Seven Brides) coldcrashpictures 2022-02-13 | Come for the in-depth analysis of romantic-comedy tropes throughout film-history... stay for the lengthy Batman segue!Check out my independent film "Second Service" on YouTube: youtu.be/hWm6No3lGwcTwitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsInstagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesPatreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesTumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comAmazon wishlist: amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2R54ZO5M65RLO
Every Insert-to-Closeup in Little Women (1994) coldcrashpictures 2021-12-29 | "Little Women" (1994) does this thing where they'll open a scene with an insert on an object... and then pan over to a person's face—thereby transitioning the insert into a close-up. I think it's so good at establishing intimacy, character, and spatial awareness that I went ahead and assembled a supercut of every instance in the film. No commentary. I just think it's neat!
Should You Go To Film School? coldcrashpictures 2021-12-12 | This reading list cost me over $200k, hope y'all like: docs.google.com/document/d/1HtZX5MeihJ6BQOyQvLXWR7C0CrNMDQa78SqNYBc5Iow/edit?usp=sharingSpecial Thanks to my Patreon Producers! Allan Duncan, Connor Steel, Conrad, Daniel Alfaro Sibaja, David Gill, Emma Wright, Jason Alexander Herrera, Javier Burgos, Jess, jugine, Laura B, Lisa Yuan, Loki, Mandy Seymour, Max Baker, Paul Hocker, S1m0ne, Sam M, The Bog QueenCheck out my independent film "Second Service" on YouTube: youtu.be/hWm6No3lGwcTwitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsInstagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesPatreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesTumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comAmazon wishlist: amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2R54ZO5M65RLO
Freaks Isnt a Horror Film coldcrashpictures 2021-11-01 | Could you put "Freaks" (1932) in the horror section of your local Blockbuster? Sure, if you wanted to get it WRONG.Special Thanks to my Patreon Producers!Allan Duncan, Birgit Matuolis, Christina Samurkas, Connor Steel, Conrad, Daniel Alfaro Sibaja, David Gill, Emma Wright, Jason Alexander Herrera, Javier Burgos, jugine, Laura B, Lisa Yuan, Loki, Mandy Seymour, Max Baker, Meg DiPaolo, Paul Hocker, Platypus_God, S1m0ne, Sam M, The Bog Queen, Uneducated & EnthusedDay of Chaos by Kevin MacLeodLink: incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3620-day-of-chaosLicense: filmmusic.io/standard-licenseCheck out my independent film "Second Service" on YouTube: youtu.be/hWm6No3lGwcTwitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsInstagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesPatreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesTumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comAmazon wishlist: amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2R54ZO5M65RLO
Sharknado (But Good) Fan-Trailer coldcrashpictures 2021-07-18 | The original inspiration for this video was Item no. 318 on the 2015 UChicago Scav Hunt List: http://scavhunt.uchicago.edu/lists/list2015_final.pdfPatreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesTwitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsInstagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesTumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comAmazon wishlist: amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2R54ZO5M65RLO
Saurian Cinema: Learning from Bad Dinosaur Films coldcrashpictures 2021-06-27 | Episode 3 of my ongoing "Saurian Cinema" series, in which we take a look at a bunch of "bad" dinosaur films and see if we can learn anything from them. This is definitely either the weirdest video I've ever made or, it's *holotypically* on brand.Arcadia by Kevin MacLeodLink: incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3377-arcadiaLicense: filmmusic.io/standard-licenseArcane by Kevin MacLeodLink: incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3378-arcaneLicense: filmmusic.io/standard-licenseHere's the first episode of "The Fossil Fuelers," which I filmed in my apartment back in 2014: youtube.com/watch?v=bmDM2IuzpNoCheck out my independent film "Second Service" on YouTube: youtu.be/hWm6No3lGwcTwitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsInstagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesPatreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesTumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comAmazon wishlist: amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2R54ZO5M65RLO
Top 10 Favorite Films of 2020 coldcrashpictures 2021-04-18 | Against all odds... 2020 managed to give us a whole heap of wonderful films to enjoy—just so long as you're subscribed to all the right streaming-services!This video is sponsored by Frome.co!Frome.co referral link: frome.co/coldcrashpicturesSpecial Thanks to my Patreon Producers: Allan Duncan, Birgit Matuolis, Christina Samurkas, Connor Steel, Daniel Alfaro Sibaja, David Gill, Eli M, Emma Wright, HKM DK, Jack Jacobs, Jason Alexander Herrera, Javier Burgos, Jon Deane, Jugine, Kevin Wallace, Laura B, Lisa Yuan, Mandy Seymour, Max Baker, Meg DiPaolo, S1m0ne, Sam M, Teresa Sparks, The Bog Queen, and Uneducated & Enthused!Check out my independent film "Second Service" on YouTube: youtu.be/hWm6No3lGwcTwitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsInstagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesPatreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesTumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comAmazon wishlist: amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2R54ZO5M65RLO
The 2020 Dumpster Fire Watchlist coldcrashpictures 2021-03-01 | 2020 was a hell of a year. We may not have had our health, or our loved ones, or material support from our duly-elected representatives... but dammit if we didn't have some great films to re-watch!This video is sponsored by Frome.co!Frome.co referral link: frome.co/coldcrashpicturesSpecial Thanks to my Patreon Producers: Allan Duncan, Austin Shuman, Connor Steel, Daniel Alfaro Sibaja, David Gill, Emma Wright, Jack Jacobs, Jason Alexander Herrera, Javier Burgos, Jon Deane, jugine, Kevin Wallace, Laura B, Mandy Seymour, Max Baker, Meg DiPaolo, S1m0ne, Sam M, and Uneducated & Enthused!Check out my independent film "Second Service" on YouTube: youtu.be/hWm6No3lGwcTwitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsInstagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesPatreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesTumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comAmazon wishlist: amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2R54ZO5M65RLO
Saurian Cinema: Colonialism & The Lost World coldcrashpictures 2020-12-29 | No where is it writ that every single adaptation of The Lost World *HAS* to bend over backwards to reinforce a whole heap of racist colonial stereotypes. It's just that most of them tend to do exactly that.This video is sponsored by Frome.co!Frome.co referral link: frome.co/coldcrashpicturesCheck out Cultured Kinfolk: etsy.com/shop/CulturedKinfolk#Special Thanks to my Patreon Producers: Allan Duncan, Austin Shuman, Daniel Alfaro Sibaja, David Gill, Jack Jacobs, Jason Alexander Herrera, Jason Blodgett, Javier Burgos, Jon Deane, jugine, Laura B, Meg DiPaolo, S1m0ne, Sam M, Uneducated & EnthusedCheck out my independent film "Second Service" on YouTube: youtu.be/hWm6No3lGwcTwitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsInstagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesPatreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesTumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comAmazon wishlist: amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2R54ZO5M65RLO
It Has Come To My Attention You Dont All Love BIRDS OF PREY coldcrashpictures 2020-10-19 | I'm not angry, I just want to talk.This video is sponsored by Frome.co!Frome.co referral link: frome.co/coldcrashpicturesSpecial Thanks to my Patreon Producers: Allan Duncan, Austin Shuman, Daniel Alfaro Sibaja, David Gill, Jack Jacobs, Jason Alexander Herrera, Jason Blodgett, Javier Burgos, jugine, Laura B, oz plays piano, Sam M, Sunil, Uneducated & ConfusedCheck out my independent film "Second Service" on YouTube: youtu.be/hWm6No3lGwcTwitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsInstagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesPatreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesTumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comAmazon wishlist: amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2R54ZO5M65RLO
Giving Musicals a Fair Shake coldcrashpictures 2020-09-07 | This video is sponsored by Frome.co!Frome.co referral link: frome.co/coldcrashpicturesSpecial Thanks to my Patreon Producers: Allan Duncan, Austin Shuman, Aziz Twaijri, Daniel Alfaro Sibaja, David Gill, Jack Jacobs, Jason Alexander Herrera, Jason Blodgett, Javier Burgos, Jeff Cramer, Jugine, Laura B, Sam M, SunilCheck out my friend Ninewheels' YouTube channel: youtube.com/ninewheels9Check out my independent film "Second Service" on YouTube: youtu.be/hWm6No3lGwcTwitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsInstagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesPatreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesTumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comAmazon wishlist: amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2R54ZO5M65RLO
Patreon AMA Part II coldcrashpictures 2020-07-23 | My external mic had a bad hiccup while I was filming and the audio turned out to be completely unusable, so I decided to use the in-camera audio, which suffers from horrible reverb but preserves the wholesome spontaneity of my answers!Wholesome by Kevin MacLeodLink: incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5050-wholesomeLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0First episode of The Fossil Fuelers: youtube.com/watch?v=bmDM2IuzpNo&t=65sCheck out my independent film "Second Service" here on YouTube: youtu.be/hWm6No3lGwcTwitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsTumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comInstagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesPatreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesAmazon wishlist: amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2R54ZO5M65RLO
Saurian Cinema: Gender & Jurassic Park coldcrashpictures 2020-07-12 | This video is sponsored by Frome.co!Frome.co referral link: frome.co/#coldcrashpicturesUPDATE: You NO LONGER need to enter a discount code in order to get the 10% discount! You need to simply follow the referral link, and then the discount will be automatically applied at check-out.Special Thanks to my Patreon Producers: Richard Ashmore, Austin, Laura B, Jason Blodgett, Jason Alexander Herrera, jugine, Alisik S, Daniel Alfaro, Sibaja, Romenia Snowden, James Somerton, Sunil, Aziz Twaijri, Raul VillalobosCosmavoid's video about color-symbolism in Jurassic Park: youtube.com/watch?v=yxSZfuWswcQCheck out my independent film "Second Service" on YouTube: youtu.be/hWm6No3lGwcTwitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsInstagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesPatreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesTumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comAmazon wishlist: amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2R54ZO5M65RLO
Why The Hell Do I Own A Copy Of The Fountainhead? coldcrashpictures 2020-05-22 | A deep dive into my relationship with a book written by an author who made a career out of (1) extolling the virtues of artistic independence and (2) monetizing her chronic lack of empathy.Five Card Shuffle by Kevin MacLeodLink: incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3763-five-card-shuffleLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0Special Thanks to my Patreon Producers: Richard Ashmore, Laura B, Jason Blodgett, Jason Alexander Herrera, Romenia Snowden, Jason Somerton, Sunil, and Raul Villalobos!Check out my independent film "Second Service" on YouTube: youtu.be/hWm6No3lGwcTwitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsInstagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesPatreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesTumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comAmazon wishlist: amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2R54ZO5M65RLOSOURCES:Ayn Rand's Mike Wallace interview: youtube.com/watch?v=1ooKsv_SX4Y&t=1sAyn Rand's Native American comments: youtube.com/watch?v=EAka-tA5Ojw&t=1304sBen Bayer article for the Rand Institute:newideal.aynrand.org/trump-isnt-selfish-thats-the-problemAyn Rand & Social Security article: newideal.aynrand.org/what-gave-ayn-rand-the-moral-right-to-collect-social-securityNew York Magazine article: nymag.com/arts/books/features/60120Resilience Rape Crisis Website: ourresilience.org
Does The Prestige Duplication Machine Actually Duplicate Anything? coldcrashpictures 2020-04-12 | Oh, boy... a film school grad has a fan-theory about a Chris Nolan film! Supernatural by Kevin MacLeodLink: incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4446-supernaturalLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0Special Thanks to my Patreon Producers: Richard Ashmore, Laura B, Jason Blodgett, Jason Alexander Herrera, Sunil, and Raul Villalobos!Check out my independent film "Second Service" on YouTube: youtu.be/hWm6No3lGwcTwitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsInstagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesPatreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesTumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comAmazon wishlist: amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2R54ZO5M65RLO
Top 10 Favorite Films of 2019 coldcrashpictures 2020-03-16 | Every year, I waffle back and forth about why anyone ever feels compelled to compile a "top ten" list—a ridiculously subjective ranking of our own subjectivity that won't be accurate for but a single moment in time. Tastes will change, new interpretations will emerge, and more films from the year in question will crowd their way onto the lists as we finally get around to watching them... ......And then I say "screw it" and have more fun making my annual Top Ten Favorite Films video than anything else I do all year!Tasty cinnamon roll recipe: youtube.com/watch?v=_Q0FYoCl4Cs&t=499sSpecial Thanks to my Patreon Producers: Richard Ashmore, Laura B, Jason Blodgett, Jason Alexander Herrera, Romenia Snowden, Sunil, and Raul Villalobos!Check out my independent film "Second Service" on YouTube: youtu.be/hWm6No3lGwcTwitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsInstagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesPatreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesTumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comAmazon wishlist: amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2R54ZO5M65RLO
Reviewing the Review-Proof Godzilla Showa Collection coldcrashpictures 2020-02-10 | In trying to make a video about the first 15 films of the Godzilla series that both die-hard fans and the completely uninitiated can both watch, I thought I'd try and pinpoint the creative motivation behind each entry—the unique ways in which each film distinguishes itself within the larger framework of the series. Because even if they're not all great (that's for each individual viewer to decide), they're all certainly very *interesting!*Special Thanks to my Patreon Producers: Richard Ashmore, Jason Blodgett, Romenia Snowden, Sunil, and Raul Villalobos!Check out my independent film "Second Service" here on YouTube: youtu.be/hWm6No3lGwcTwitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsTumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comInstagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesPatreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesAmazon wishlist: amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2R54ZO5M65RLO
I Watch All 15 Showa Godzilla Films (At The Same Time) coldcrashpictures 2019-12-17 | An experiment in... something.A1: Godzilla (1954)B1: Godzilla Raids Again (1955)C1: King Kong vs. Godzilla (1962)A2: Mothra vs. Godzilla (1964)B2: Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster (1964)C2: Invasion of Astro-Monster (1965)A3: Ebirah, Horror of the Deep (1966)B3: Son of Godzilla (1967)C3: Destroy All Monsters (1968)A4: All Monsters Attack (1969)B4: Godzilla vs. Hedorah (1971)C4: Godzilla vs. Gigan (1972)A5: Godzilla vs. Megalon (1973)B5: Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla (1974)C5: Terror of Mechagodzilla (1975)Special thanks to my Patreon Producers: Richard Ashmore, Romenia Snowden, Sunil, and Raul Villalobos!
What Even Is Masculinity? (According to Cinema) coldcrashpictures 2019-12-01 | In which I make a good-faith attempt to explain my views on gender to a presumed anti-feminist audience. With special guest appearances by my all-time favorite actor!Special Thanks to my Patreon Producers: Richard Ashmore, Johnny Coleman, Romenia Snowden, Sunil, and Raul Villalobos!Here's a link to the workout guide I follow: lisafiitt.comCheck out my independent film "Second Service" here on YouTube: youtu.be/hWm6No3lGwcTwitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsTumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comInstagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesPatreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesAmazon wishlist: amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2R54ZO5M65RLO
Schlock & Awe: Alien Resurrection coldcrashpictures 2019-09-30 | Special Thanks to my Patreon Producers: Richard Ashmore, Kirit Chatterjee, Sang-Jin Chung, Johnny Coleman, Romenia Snowden, and Sunil!Music from filmmusic.io"Monkeys Spinning Monkeys" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0)Chris Stuckmann: youtube.com/watch?v=ttUQKMccXGQ&t=17sOliver Harper: youtube.com/watch?v=vEbsg6YMsOs&t=25sNostalgia Critic: youtube.com/watch?v=VRy05ts1zyk&t=18sDecker Shado: youtube.com/watch?v=yZKyXy8HfWA&t=13sJoss Whedon Comic Con: youtube.com/watch?v=k1kkNYNtQXo&t=27sThis is the first video I ever made with a bona fide bibliography. If you want to read more about the Alien series, I’d recommend the Alien Resurrection novelization by AC Crispin, and “Beautiful Monsters” by David McIntee—who really isn’t as bad a scholar as this video might make him sound. McIntee is a trivia-hound—just like me—and his production-narratives for all four films make for some really interesting reads. There’s also Roz Kaveney’s anthology of essays, “From Alien to The Matrix,” which presents some really interesting interpretations of the Alien series, even if I don’t agree with every one of them. In fact, the first several drafts of this video wound up referencing a *lot* more of her writing—back when the video was going to open with like a ten-minute analysis of the series as a whole. If you ever happen to see Kaveney, please don’t show her this video—I want her to like me. I’d also recommend “Framing Monsters: Fantasy Film and Social Alienation” by Joshua David Bellin, who pushes the Aliens-as-Reagan-era-propaganda theory even harder than Amy Taubin. See... whether you agree with that interpretation or not, it certainly makes for an interesting read. And, finally, special thanks goes out to tumblr user nancykerrigan, who sent me a really cool essay by Elizabeth Hills called “From ‘figurative males’ to action heroines: further thoughts on active women in the cinema,” which, like so much else in this video, wound up getting cut, either because it ran too long or it didn’t tie directly into Alien Resurrection.Check out my independent film "Second Service" here on YouTube: youtu.be/hWm6No3lGwcTwitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsTumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comInstagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesPatreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesAmazon wishlist: amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2R54ZO5M65RLO
Patreon AMA! coldcrashpictures 2019-08-04 | We made it to $200/month on Patreon (and beyond!), so I'm doing an AMA/Q&A to celebrate! Hope y'all like my unscripted ramblings!Even as this video was uploading, I was already wanting to go back and clarify/amend some of my comments. Like how I say the Oscars are just "pageantry and politics." Well, yeah, but... politics are important! And fascinating! Even in Hollywood! All I meant by that statement is that the Oscars have no bearing on the artistic value of any given film. Anyhoot. In the end, I decided if I really wanted to go back and clarify every single statement that I had the urge to clarify, I should just sit down and script all my responses, but then that kinda defeats the purpose of a spontaneous Q&A, so in the end, I decided to simply speak, upload... and let the dialogue commence!Special Thanks to my Patreon Producers: Johnny Coleman, Richard Ashmore, Romenia Snowden, Sang-Jin Chung, and Sunil!royalty free Music by Giorgio Di Campo for FreeSound Music http://freesoundmusic.eufacebook.com/freemusicforyoutubeyoutube.com/freesoundmusicoriginal video: youtube.com/watch?v=tN4xzc1pYXAAlton Brown's chocolate rum mousse recipe: foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/chocolate-mousse-recipe0-1955790Check out my independent film "Second Service" here on YouTube: youtu.be/hWm6No3lGwcTwitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsTumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comInstagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesPatreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesAmazon wishlist: amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2R54ZO5M65RLO
Should we Still be Watching Gone with the Wind? Part 2 coldcrashpictures 2019-07-23 | 'Gone with the Wind' is considered an unmitigated masterpiece by millions of film-fans all over the world. But a lot of people also say it's racist. In this video series, we're going to take a look at the history of the Confederacy, and how the film presents the Confederacy to its audience, in order to try and come up with an answer to the question: should we still be watching 'Gone with the Wind?'Script Consultant: The Eponynonymous JPSpecial thanks to my Patreon Producers: Johnny Coleman & Sunil!Here's a link to the VOX video "How the Republican Party went from Lincoln to Trump," which makes a brief appearance at the end of the video: youtube.com/watch?v=s8VOM8ET1WU&t=313sCheck out my independent film "Second Service" here on YouTube: youtu.be/hWm6No3lGwcTwitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsTumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comInstagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesPatreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesAmazon wishlist: amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2R54ZO5M65RLO
Should we Still be Watching Gone with the Wind? Part 1 coldcrashpictures 2019-06-16 | 'Gone with the Wind' is considered an unmitigated masterpiece by millions of film-fans all over the world. But a lot of people also say it's racist. In this video series, we're going to take a look at the history of the Confederacy, and how the film presents the Confederacy to its audience, in order to try and come up with an answer to the question: should we still be watching 'Gone with the Wind?'Script Consultant: The Eponanonymous JPSpecial thanks to my Patreon Producers: Jordan B and Josh Frye!Here's Tom Richey's video "Was the Civil War About Slavery?": youtube.com/watch?v=MbvDRY0O30E&t=359sHere's Rebel Media's video "5 reasons not to ban the Confederate flag -- from a Canadian immigrant": youtube.com/watch?v=MbvDRY0O30E&t=359sCheck out my independent film "Second Service" here on YouTube: youtu.be/hWm6No3lGwcTwitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsTumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comInstagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesPatreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesAmazon wishlist: amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2R54ZO5M65RLO
Rise & Grind Film Culture: A Rant coldcrashpictures 2019-04-15 | I like to think I'm not known for "rants." But I threw up a poll on Twitter and people said they wanted to hear one, so this is what I made. I like to think this video isn't criticizing any individual *people* so much as individual *ideas* that might get repeated by certain people at various times. Anyhoot. Wow. My "rants" are so apologetic!Special thanks to my Patreon Producers: Jordan B and Josh Frye!Check out my independent film "Second Service" here on YouTube: youtu.be/hWm6No3lGwcTwitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsTumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comInstagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesPatreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesAmazon wishlist: amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2R54ZO5M65RLO
Run by Gnarls Barkley ft. Mission Impossible coldcrashpictures 2019-03-10 | This project started life as a music video for "Run" by Gnarls Barkley, featuring footage of people running from all my favorite movies. Then I realized... I really only needed footage of Tom Cruise. THEN I realized... I really only needed the "Mission Impossible" franchise....
Top 10 Favorite Films of 2018 coldcrashpictures 2019-02-18 | Sometimes, a year of film is so fun & exciting that it almost feels disingenuous to try and rank them. I did my best with 2018, but ultimately, you can't go wrong with any of the films on this list -- or even several that didn't quite get a shout-out!Special thanks to my Patreon Producers: Jordan B and Josh Frye!Twitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsTumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comInstagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesPatreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesAmazon wishlist: amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2R54ZO5M65RLO
20 Films That Helped Me Through My 20s coldcrashpictures 2019-01-28 | I just recently turned 30… and I guess it’s got me more than a little ponderous. This is probably the closest thing to a “draw my life” video I’ll ever make. It’s not meant to provide a *complete* record of the last decade of my life—I’m just going to be using my life as a reference-point for the films I’m gonna talk about—instead of what’s usually the other way around. There won’t be a lot of film analysis in this video… but there WILL be a lot of honesty. If for nothing else… I hope it makes you feel something. Special thanks to my Patreon Producer: Josh Frye!The Full List:Cool Runnings (1993)Gattaca (1997)Nightcrawler (2014)Magic Mike (2012)Bicycle Thieves (1948)Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)Pacific Rim (2013)Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)Serenity (2005)Network (1976)Second Service (2017)The Martian (2015)Cast Away (2000)Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)The Birdcage (1996)It Happened One Night (1934)Brooklyn (2015)Up in the Air (2009)Before Sunset (2004)Twitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsTumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comInstagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesPatreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesAmazon wishlist: amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2R54ZO5M65RLO
Top 10 Favorite Films of 2013 (RE-UPLOAD) coldcrashpictures 2019-01-11 | This video was originally uploaded on Feb 23, 2014. I took it down after I realized one of the songs I used as a punchline was sung by disgraced pedophile R. Kelly. I've taken out the offending song and replaced it with something that doesn't make me so wildly uncomfortable.This video is quite the time-capsule! Five years ago, I knew next to nothing about lighting, editing, focusing the camera, or how to source clips from anything other than YouTube. It's a wonder so many of you have stuck with me for so long! I almost have it in mind to remake the entire video from scratch, but... alas... time probably won't allow it.
Candyman: Breaking all the Rules of Horror coldcrashpictures 2018-11-01 | There's so much to talk about with "Candyman." I consider this video a mere introductory course -- basically just bringing up topics for future discussion. My favorite points-of-interest include the structure of the narrative itself (as it relates to GRUESOME KILLS), the implicit commentary about race & class in America, and the unique mixture of emotions it invokes -- all of which help it to stand head-and-shoulders above most other horror-films.Twitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsTumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comInstagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesPatreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesAmazon wishlist: amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2R54ZO5M65RLOSpecial thanks to my Patreon Producer: Josh Frye!
Best of the Jaws Rip Offs coldcrashpictures 2018-08-26 | When "Jaws" broke box office records in the summer of 1975, the market was suddenly flooded with similar "Natural Horror" films -- everything from vengeful orcas to giant mutant bears savaged the silver screens of the late 70s & early 80s. I'm here to crown a winner... if I can only manage to track down copies of them all! Donations to the Mote Marine Laboratory can be made at: mote.org/support/donateTwitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsTumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comInstagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesPatreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesAmazon wishlist: amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2R54ZO5M65RLOThe Cold Crash Pictures logo is courtesy of geeksigner.com!
Top 5 Favorite Feminist Film Tropes coldcrashpictures 2018-07-11 | Sexist tropes tend to be easy to spot. They're all about overriding our default understanding of the equality of the sexes. They make us feel weird and out-of-sorts, even if we don't precisely know why. Feminist tropes, on the other hand, tend to be a lot HARDER to spot, because they're often all about NOT calling attention to the differences between the sexes (most of which I find to be pretty academic). This video is here to celebrate the films that remind us that everyone on the gender-spectrum deserves a place at the table.Special thanks to my Patreon producer: Josh Frye! Twitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsTumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comInstagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesPatreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesAmazon wishlist: amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2R54ZO5M65RLOThe Cold Crash Pictures logo is courtesy of geeksigner.com!
Thematic Retconning in Blade Runner 2049 coldcrashpictures 2018-05-15 | "Blade Runner" is one of my all-time favorite movies, but not just because of the art direction. I love the questions it seeks to answer about life... and death. "Blade Runner 2049" isn't necessarily a "bad" film... but it's not seeking answers to any of the same questions that "Blade Runner" was asking. It's retconning the THEMES of the original film.Special thanks to my Patreon producer: Josh Frye!Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsFollow me on Tumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comFollow me on Instagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesCheck me out on Patreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesAmazon wishlist: amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2R54ZO5M65RLOThe Cold Crash Pictures logo is courtesy of geeksigner.com!
Headcanon, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love John Wayne (Films) coldcrashpictures 2018-04-09 | "The Cowboys" (1972) is one of my all-time favorite westerns... not just because of how viscerally satisfying it is, but also because of my own personal headcanon, which considers the possibility that the last act is actually a figment of the audience's imagination. Also featured in this video are special appearances by (1) an issue of Playboy, (2) a cameo by "Moulin Rouge," and (3) a bunch of my old baby photos!Special thanks to my Patreon producer: Josh Frye!Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsFollow me on Tumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comFollow me on Instagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesCheck me out on Patreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesAmazon wishlist: amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2R54ZO5M65RLOThe Cold Crash Pictures logo is courtesy of geeksigner.com!
Don Drapers Greatest Idea coldcrashpictures 2018-03-10 | I always come up with the best memes three or four years too late.
Second Service COMMENTARY coldcrashpictures 2018-03-09 | Do you love "Second Service?" Do you wish you knew some COOL TRIVIA about the production? Well, now you CAN! In this video, writer/director Serge Bodnarchuk and producer/star Matthew K. Lane sit down to discuss everything from subverting detective-movie tropes to whether or not Matthew was drinking REAL whiskey on-set.Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsFollow me on Tumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comFollow me on Instagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesCheck me out on Patreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesThe Cold Crash Pictures logo is courtesy of geeksigner.com!
Top 10 Favorite Films of 2017 coldcrashpictures 2018-03-04 | 2017 was a great year for film -- filled with uncharacteristically good blockbusters and more than a few milestones for this YouTube channel!Special thanks to all of my Patreon donors! This video would not be possible without your generous support! ninewheels, Michael Cusic, Oscar Medrano, Wouter Van Nispen Tot Sevenaer, Grayson Voyeur, Kyle Jackson, Alexa Somerhalder, Vanessa Westfall, Jamie Ritterhouse, connor johnson, Tanner Vogelgesang, Maria Davydova, Arina Rosti, Jeremiah Lambert, Michael Kopischke, Aaron Dunlap, Adam Large, and Warren Day!Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsFollow me on Tumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comFollow me on Instagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesCheck me out on Patreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesThe Cold Crash Pictures logo is courtesy of geeksigner.com!
Top 8 Favorite Chicago Films coldcrashpictures 2018-01-10 | Where LA tends to import all of it's culture, and New York often just stands in for some generic megalopolis, CHICAGO only ever plays itself... except when it's Gotham. Special thanks to all of my Patreon donors! This video would not be possible without your generous support! Josh Frye, ninewheels, Michael Cusic, Wouter Van Nispen Tot Sevenaer, Grayson Voyeur, Kyle Jackson, Jamie Ritterhouse, Arina Rosti, Michael Kopischke, Aaron Dunlap, Adam Large, and Warren Day!Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsFollow me on Tumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comFollow me on Instagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesCheck me out on Patreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesThe Cold Crash Pictures logo is courtesy of geeksigner.com!
4 Cinematic Victims of Hays Code Era Censorship coldcrashpictures 2017-11-26 | The Hays Code was a system of self-censorship that Hollywood subjected itself to from 1934 to 1968, in an attempt to stave off legislative censorship by the government. In that limited sense, the Hays Code served its purpose, but some would argue that it did even more damage to artistic expression than the government was prepared to do. In this video, I outline 4 cinematic victims of Hays Code-era censorship -- not to make fun of the past... but rather to learn as much as we can from it. Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/coldcrashpicsFollow me on Tumblr: http://coldcrashpictures.tumblr.comFollow me on Instagram: instagram.com/coldcrashpicturesCheck me out at Patreon: patreon.com/coldcrashpicturesThe Cold Crash Pictures logo is courtesy of geeksigner.com!
