The killer awoke before dawn chemistryguy 2015-11-08 | he put his boots on Yes, this is the end, my friends. It has been unbelievably great, but I need to take back my life. My channel won't be going away, and I'll still be checking out other people's stuff, but I won't be making any vids for a long, long time. If YTP is still going in a decade or so, maybe I'll pick up whatever Vegas happens to be laying around and poop out my mid-life crisis. THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO MADE MY STAY HERE SO AWESOME!
Insanity on I-75 chemistryguy 2022-08-17 | Meant to upload as unlisted, but whatevs. Just some dude testing the integrity of the construction barriers on a fine Monday afternoon in Michigan.
In the UK, we had a guy called Kevin (re-up) chemistryguy 2020-11-01 | Probably my favorite title of all time
Requiem in Steve Minor (re-up) chemistryguy 2020-11-01 | Steve gets knocked down. He gets up again. You're never gonna keep Steve down.
Now its time for so long (re-up) chemistryguy 2020-10-31 | It seems YT has been blocking some of my old videos without my even being aware of it. If there is any other content you guys want but isn't unavailable, leave a comment on this video and I'll repost and we'll see what happens from there.Peace out,cg
TL; DW - Impeachment Edition chemistryguy 2019-10-04 | Whoa, didn't know you still had the ability to make other content than endless whining about Trump-Jackhole McButtheadOops, I did it again :/
Steve and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Context Free Day chemistryguy 2019-09-19 | Joe visits. Forever.
Comings and goings chemistryguy 2019-09-06 | I've never seen anyone more lizard-like than Steven MnuchinVote out Trump in 2020 and I'll make a real Blue's Clues poop.
Contemporary Cerulean Conundrums chemistryguy 2019-08-27 | Josh attempts to fill the void in his life by arguing with his dog and playing games with a used bar of soap.
Horribly Horrible chemistryguy 2018-08-03 | I've allowed myself the time to finish this video that no one will give a shit about. I'm not dead, but my YT career certainly is.Maybe one day I'll post something worthwhile again, but not bloody likely.Cheers,CG
Any Hispanics here? chemistryguy 2017-12-12 | Trump delivers a stellar performance for the best and the brightest Pensacolians.
Nobody gives a shit about T.J. Miller chemistryguy 2017-10-10 | Been uploading stupid shit for 8 long years now. Here's something even more stupider for you. Enjoy. Covfefe!
Rumpus in the Trumpus chemistryguy 2017-08-29 | Found this on my computer. Must've started construction in February and ditched it. But you can have it. Really. I don't want it anymore.
Trump Dump chemistryguy 2017-06-24 | All this political shit has been building up in my lower intestines. I've been feeling pretty constipated, but this has made me feel a bit better. I do not apologize for the quality or content of this video. I do apologize on behalf of thinking America for the utter stupidity we have inflicted upon the rest of the world and future generations that will be scrubbing poop stains in DC for the next 100 years. Now THAT'S legacy!
Chicken Trott chemistryguy 2017-03-12 | Our representative, Dave Trott, is missing. Have you seen this man? We think he might be hiding out with Waldo, but is more likely to be taking refuge in a poultry farm. If you see him, please tell him to come home. We really need eggs! He spooks easily, so whisper "appeal Obamacare", and he might approach.
The Brute in the Suit chemistryguy 2017-01-11 | We ask the great question, can a 40-something white male impersonating a 70-something white male rap? By the by, if you can't comprehend parody and sarcasm, you should probably go find a video of someone crushing a 1000 degree knife in a pneumatic press. I can recommend a few.Music credits:youtube.com/watch?v=SLkpaZi1t9Eyoutube.com/watch?v=YEe3Dl0ES54youtube.com/watch?v=QAnky-QJwIILyrics:As the calendar rolledto a fresh, faultless yearWe cowered insideHeld in check by our fearI sat there with MollyBoth feeling nonplussedWondering which civil libertyWould first bite the dustThen something went BUMPHow that bump made us jumpCould that jump from a bump be coming of Trump?We looked And we saw him. The brute in the suitHe mugged for the camerasAnd he gave a salute“I’m great, and you know it,”Tweeted he to the airAs a gentle breeze played with the wisps of his hairBut we saw through the hazeOf his arrogant gaze And we felt the room fill with malicious malaise“I admit that I quiffle a bit when I speak,”“But we all know who’s really the sneakiest sneak”Crooked Hillary’s buried her head in the sandAlong with an email or four, understand?”Well Molly and IDid not know what to thinkSo pulled down the bourbon and offered a drinkHe sniffed at the boozeAnd expounded his views“I’ve got only one weak spotI can’t fucking lose.”When he saw our in faces the dubious doubtHis smile changed to a persnickety pout“I’m taking down ISIS, I’ve got a great planI’ll bomb the shit out of Iraq and Iran”“We think you’re confused,” we quickly beganBut he harrumphed rather rudely and held up a hand“Then I’ll barricade bordersI’ll put up a wallA wall that will be the most tally of all”“You think this is folly?“It won’t be drywall-y”“Mexico’s paying, now have a tamale”But just in that instant we got a surpriseAs we watched all humanity leave his cold eyesWe inwardly cringedHis mind had unhingedThis creature was one of the lunatic fringeCucks!Clicks and clucksCuckhold doormat feminist fucksSandbag the economyNot enough for meMidtown Loki, can’t you seeEveryone wants to be who I beMy stash of cash exudes class Rich white trash ignoring the backlashSnatch at the slash Grab and unlatchI’m the slicker willy that you’ll never catchI’mKing HucksterFake lusterI don’t buck the systemshe’s mine and I fucked herSnick snackDon’t knock kick backsAmassing the hopeless and dicking the working classYou think I’m your savior cuz I hoodwinked your assDon’t trust usCan’t bust usI’ll appoint my own brand of judicial injusticeExecutive privilege is my only religion Smell the stench of the trench of a government that don’t branchThen he slithered away like an overweight snakeLeaving traces of tan oil fumes in his wakeWas he heading for Washington?Or Lower Manhattan? Or perhaps to the high golden peaks of Mount Zatton?We don’t really knows But that’s just how it goesWe returned our attention to Netflick’s new showsBe kind to your fine liberal friendsFor a cuck is a dumb motherfuckerEntitled but don’t raise a sweatAs they raise our deficitThey roll on their backs like a bitchAnd exploit hard working rich (white males)But we’ll defend them anywayBecause this message was endorsed by the NRA
The Waterfowl Bifurcation chemistryguy 2016-11-24 | Five years ago, I picked up this source, and I've managed to use it a total of 10 times. I've squeezed it bone dry. Enjoy this last installment of Steve and Joe, because I'm retiring it permanently.Steve through the yearsyoutube.com/watch?v=GjhYvgg8PJk&t=98syoutube.com/watch?v=tt5MHVeK8mk&t=2syoutube.com/watch?v=zIUABJqd-Ksyoutube.com/watch?v=o9suw9ciRREyoutube.com/watch?v=Dht1gdo3MoQyoutube.com/watch?v=PITADP1wuuM&t=28syoutube.com/watch?v=bQXmm5a30Q8youtube.com/watch?v=V6JJhPMP44A&t=34syoutube.com/watch?v=-qZVX3E750wFor anyone interested in pooping this episode, here's the download link:dropbox.com/s/9fslkw5l96400hv/Blue%27s%20Clues%2005x01%20Joe%27s%20First%20Day%20%281of3%29_x264.mp4?dl=0Tunes:youtube.com/watch?v=guUS3_h2Ybcyoutube.com/watch?v=vHSNZK4Je-Yyoutube.com/watch?v=2821Jvnaeg8
Youre drump, Truck, go home chemistryguy 2016-10-22 | Do we really want a pres who can't hold his booze?
Trump discovers he is gluten intolerant chemistryguy 2016-10-15 | As well as homosexual, Mexican, Muslim, women, and black intolerant.youtube.com/watch?v=eO63Ih0UAWE
Trump Promo Video 420 chemistryguy 2016-10-11 | It's time for a change. A real change. Really.Special thanks goes out to PilotRedSun for supplying the audio:youtube.com/watch?v=gGEv54rLvgs
Trump, Trump, Baby chemistryguy 2016-10-09 | Yet more uninspired shit to fill you with melancholy. A word for word recreation of his speech in New Mexico. Believe me.
Perald and Giggy chemistryguy 2016-04-19 | After reading this and other Gerald and Piggie books with my kids, I couldn't help thinking they would be fantastic if they were animated, and someone must have thought of this before. Alas, all animations I could find were very simple, very boring. I took it upon myself to make this video.Apologies go out Mo Willems, author of these books.
trashy trarsh chemistryguy 2015-12-07 | This is another piece of trarsh I found taking up valuable space. It could have been something. Nobody is going to watch a Bavid Daily poop though. You assholes prolly don't 3ven member him a all. Fuck it.
Mallards Lament chemistryguy 2015-11-24 | The tale of a libidinous proto-man traversing the post-apocalyptic desert of 2024, in the company of his telepathic dog, Blue. Ducks ensue. Greetings and salutations my loyal viewers. I've had pieces of Steve poop cluttering up my drive for months. I finally decided to sew them all together into a coherent narrative that the whole family can enjoy. Eight out of ten grandmas agree that chemistryguy tastes great and won't leave you feeling bloated.Happy frickin' holidays! Be sure to smoke some eggnog for me.CGMusic:Desperado - EaglesKoala's Lament - Lovage
Luke Starkiller and the Quest for the Long Lost Lyrics chemistryguy 2015-10-03 | It's a strong bet that you've never heard the lyrics behind the score of the Star Wars Trilogy. George Lucas has been sitting on the previously unreleased film reels for decades, but has finally decided to make them public.The space opera so loved the world over was originally intended to be just that. A set of lyrics was composed by John Williams to accompany his well known music.It was found that the cast couldn't sing worth a damn, so George scrapped the idea, but vowed he wouldn't stop screwing around with his film until the end of time.Lyrics:Come in for a bite!Half off drinks ladies night!It's the Star Wars. Star Wars Cantina. Best thing you've seena, it's Yoda approved.It's the Star Wars. Star Wars Cantina.Got chicks that's greena, oh wait, that's Star Trek.You got Boba Fett, and he's got his own backpack jet.And don't you forget about those Gungans.Chewie started a fight when his friend was froze in carbonite.Han I love you very much, I know.I know.I know.I know.The Star Wars. Star Wars Cantina.Floors aren't too cleana. We ain't got a broom.It's the Star Wars. Star Wars Cantina.Deus ex machina. Luke used the Force Phone!Get a drink.Get a think.And a sink.And an ink.Ba da dink.Ga ba gink.DA DA DINK.The Star WarsCanTeenaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Another youtube poop that no one will fucking watch chemistryguy 2015-07-15 | Nope, I'm not dead. Just extremely busy and tired. But I stuck my finger down my throat until something suitable to upload surfaced.Tell No Tales - KatalystChop Suey! - System of a DownDreams - BeckOther various fucking old musicThanks goes to Jeffery with a Mustache for his contribution of the closing scream. youtube.com/channel/UCa6jCbq7eD8Xr9j-Fz1FPKwIf you're into cool things, and I can't fathom how you can't be as you're here and reading every bit of this fucking description, then you should check this bloke out.As an aside. The last portion was brought to you unintentionally from my daughter who created the water color figure with Pinkalicious head sticker. See you in another 6 months.
A Modern Day Guide to Coffee Consumption chemistryguy 2015-03-06 | Originally started out as something similar to what NoisePuppet would edit. Didn't stay that way very long.Keep fighting the good fight people.
Phebeus and Fersh do it chemistryguy 2015-01-06 | Ferbatoid and Philistine clone a human with hilarious results.
Frarffy the Snasmam and the Art of Motorcycle Repair chemistryguy 2014-12-18 | With loving memory to Arthur Rankin Jr.1924 - 2014
Requiem in Steve Minor chemistryguy 2014-10-13 | YouTube Poop is deadIf you’re watching this, I’m probably long gone as well. I leave this video as a memorial to those who have passed beyond the veil.Fare thee well my brethren. May we meet again in the Great Hall of Valhalla.************************************************************************* F R O M T H E B R A I N O F C H E M I S T R Y G U Y *************************************************************************Similar to my several melodramatic exits from ytp, I'll most likely be sticking around. No idea when I'll have time or energy to make another video, but at some point it'll happen.As to the condition of ytp, I remain torn. I'm out of touch with most of what's going on. I don't have the patience to sit through lots of mediocre videos to find the hidden gems anymore, so I'm probably missing out on some good stuff. But I haven't seen much of the experimentation that used to be commonplace 2 to 3 years ago. To me, fawful is the only one out there really flexing any creative muscle.Additionally, it's like all of the newcomers don't seem to have a clue. YouTube Poop will be celebrating its 10 year birthday next month, and there are only a handful of people who realize it. Much like the poops we make, there's no sense of continuity. No growth. Years ago I fooled myself into believing ytp was going someplace (thanks prof. Bailey who nobody remembers anymore). Instead with every new generation, everything that came before is forgotten. Except for suminabitchin' cdi of course.I guess I can't be too upset about the whole thing. It's like 12 year old kids that are coming into this for the first time. It's just a little sad.
Steve suffers a bout of buyers regret chemistryguy 2014-10-01 | More shit while I'm working on the real deal.
PONIES.EXE// [FRIENDSHIP=INVALID!] chemistryguy 2014-05-08 | To the adults:This is totally inappropriate viewing for work. Or home. Or your recreational vehicle. Just don't. To the kiddies:Don't watch this. Really. Check out an episode of Saved By the Bell on Netflix. Your parents will know what I'm talking about.To my subs:Thank you. Especially those of you who've stuck with me since the beginning. You are the wind beneath my wings.To all of the retired poopers:I salute you. You've provided us with both entertainment and enlightenment. It's a fuck-ton of work, and you did it all for the lolz. Rest easy my comrades. To Dizney, Viacock, Hazbrony and the like:This is mine. Not yours. I acknowledge not your ownership, and instead proclaim myself Supreme Chancellor of this video. Music and other such twaddle:youtube.com/watch?v=aqAOLkSHVc4youtube.com/watch?v=yxrTGMijT6kyoutube.com/watch?v=djHzReQvJQwyoutube.com/watch?v=hsaR7bPmlyMyoutube.com/watch?v=VxqaI_c9j_gyoutube.com/watch?v=QOJzahgbVUgyoutube.com/watch?v=fNLhxKpfCnA
Steve Tells All chemistryguy 2014-03-06 | Blue's Clues is an American children's television show that premiered on September 8, 1996, on the cable television network Nickelodeon,[1] and ran for a decade, until August 6, 2006. Producers Angela Santomero, Todd Kessler, and Traci Paige Johnson combined concepts from child development and early-childhood education with innovative animation and production techniques that helped their viewers learn. It was hosted originally by Steve Burns, who although a crucial factor in its success, left in 2002 to pursue a music career, and was replaced by Donovan Patton. The show follows an animated blue-spotted dog named Blue as she plays a game with the host and the viewers. Blue's Clues became the highest-rated show for preschoolers on American commercial television and was critical to Nickelodeon's growth. It has been called "one of the most successful, critically acclaimed, and ground-breaking preschool television series of all time".[1] A spin-off called Blue's Room premiered in 2004.The show's producers and creators presented material in a narrative format instead of the more traditional magazine format, used repetition to reinforce its curriculum, and structured every episode the same way. They used research about child development and young children's viewing habits that had been conducted in the thirty years since the debut of Sesame Street in the U.S., and revolutionized the genre by inviting their viewers' involvement. Research was part of the creative and decision-making process in the production of the show, and was integrated into all aspects and stages of the creative process. Blue's Clues was the first cutout animation series for preschoolers, and resembled a storybook in its use of primary colors and its simple construction paper shapes of familiar objects with varied colors and textures. Its home-based setting was familiar to American children, but had a look unlike other children's TV shows. A live production of Blue's Clues, which used many of the production innovations developed by the show's creators, toured the U.S. starting in 1999. As of 2002, over 2 million people had attended over 1,000 performances.By 2002, Blue's Clues had received several awards for excellence in children's programming, educational software, and licensing, and had been nominated for nine Emmy Awards. Versions of the show have been produced in other countries, and it has been syndicated in 120 countries and translated into 15 languages. It was one of the first preschool shows to incorporate American Sign Language into its content. The show's extensive use of research in its development and production process inspired several research studies that have provided evidence for its effectiveness as a learning tool.HistoryToy versions of the characters Blue and PeriwinkleBlue's Clues was developed during a transitional period for children's television. In 1990, Congress had passed the Children's Television Act, which required networks and TV stations to devote a portion of their programming to children's shows, but the legislation did not specify how many hours of programming broadcasters were required to air. It set no guidelines or criteria for educational programs and had no provisions for enforcement. According to author Diane Tracy in her 2002 book Blue's Clues for Success, "The state of children's television was pretty dismal".[2][note 1] Since the late 1960s, PBS was one of the few sources for children's educational television programming in the U.S., and most other US educational TV shows were violent and were created for the purpose of selling toys.[4] The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) ruled in 1997 that the commercial networks had to air educational children's programs for a minimum of three hours per week. The cable network Nickelodeon, which had been airing programs for 6- to 12-year-olds, was not legally bound by this legislation, but complied with it anyway, many years before the laws and regulations were passed.[4]
Cookie Monster and the Case of the Mysterious Ticking Snickerdoodle chemistryguy 2014-02-12 | This is but one of a collection of previously unreleased Sesame Street footage. This segment, originally intended to air as part of episode 0068, was pulled from the show due to concerns over the potential for children to use barber poles in inappropriate, or even dangerous ways.The decision to cut this skit was met with resentment from the writers and puppeteers working at the Children's Television Network. It is rumored that Jim Henson himself threatened to take his materials and leave if the show took this course of action. Obviously he did not.As other segments continue to surface, I will upload them to this channel. Maybe.
Silent poop chemistryguy 2014-01-04 | The last time windows updated, I lost my sound. I haven't been able to figure out what the fuck happened, but since we'll be getting a new computer soon, I haven't tried that hard. Still, I've been seriously jonesing to make a poop. I just spent about an hour throwing together this piece of shit with no clue to how it sounds. I promise better shit after I get the new computer put together. I feel better now, though.
Old reindeer poop chemistryguy 2013-11-29 | ***Re-released for the holiday season. But not for Christmas. That holiday doesn't exist***Working on something. Here's something stale in the meanwhile. Might finish before Christmas. Might not. Might upload it anyway. Might not.Arthur Rankin Jr. died two months after I originally put this up. Coincidence? Unlikely.
Rangifer tarandus with a crimson proboscis salvages a small portion of the yuletide season chemistryguy 2013-11-23 | Some filler of very old poop from 2010. Nothing new to see here.
poo poo head chemistryguy 2013-11-08 | A request from my daughter...couldn't say no. And, yes, that is her voice I sampled.Da song:youtube.com/watch?v=QKWbD97x5xI&feature=channel_video_titleTags:Mickey, would, like, to, go, poo poo, on, your, head
In the UK, we had a guy called Kevin chemistryguy 2013-10-31 | Loosely based on a comment from selfsurface.I'd been meaning to make a UK edition of Blue's Clues for some time. I must say although Kevin is no Steve, he seems to be a likable enough chap. Blue certainly sounds like herself. No trace of a British accent whatsoever. Just amazing. But the voices for side table drawer and mailbox (who sounds like a parody of an English Butler) in particular make me want to smash things. Mailbox comes from the Bronx...everyone knows that.BTW: The face at the end is Duarte, the host of Pistas de Blue. No plans on pooping it, however.
Key and Peele experience significant delays signing up for affordable health care chemistryguy 2013-10-25 | My entry for Key and Peele's remix contestkeyandpeele.thismoment.com/us-en/base/kpresponsiveDespite my low hopes that a ytp will make it through Comedy Central's lawyers, I've given it my best.Source videos:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB7MichlL1khttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Kod1q39ddERoyalty free or public domain images:http://www.public-domain-image.com/food-and-drink-public-domain-images-pictures/shrimp-chowders-soups-seafood.jpg.html (Public Domain)http://www.clker.com/cliparts/c/D/f/0/J/Q/firepent-md.png (Royalty free)http://www.public-domain-image.com/fauna-animals-public-domain-images-pictures/fishes-public-domain-images-pictures/goldfish-pictures/goldfish-carassius-auratus.jpg.html (Public Domain)http://www.public-domain-image.com/fauna-animals-public-domain-images-pictures/insects-and-bugs-public-domain-images-pictures/formosan-subterranean-termites-are-feeding.jpg.html (Public Domain)Audio sources:http://www.freesound.org/people/Zott820/sounds/183550 (CC0 - "No Rights Reserved")http://www.freesound.org/people/deraj/sounds/202230 (CC0 - "No Rights Reserved")http://www.freesound.org/people/_micro/sounds/184325 (CC0 - "No Rights Reserved")http://www.freesound.org/people/bone666138/sounds/198876 (CC Attribution 3 Unported) - This audio source can be traced back to bone666138 on Freesound.org
Youtube Poop: The French Prints Cosbys Himself to Death chemistryguy 2013-08-13 | Though it is all but forgotten, there was age of poop, distinguished by its simple, yet effective treatment of live action sitcoms. Poops of The Cosby Show, Rosanne, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, and Home Improvement were plentiful. Artists such as cjflo, fatassassin1 and terrythemovie were providing inspiration that carries through to this day.This is my tribute to them. Waa-wee-waah!Links:http://www.youtube.com/user/cjflohttp://www.youtube.com/user/terrythemovie2http://www.youtube.com/user/fatassassassin1
David is love, David is life chemistryguy 2013-07-25 | When future historians look back at the first half of the 21st century, the name David Bailey will be spoken with whispers of reverence. YouTubePoopovision could not have existed without his significant contributions. And just imagine all the young thinkers out there who would have to pursue a degree in Economics rather than YouTubePoopology. It makes me shudder.A very special thanks goes out to Fitzcharisma, the organizer of this awesome collab. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-BIkS6tTyQMay the hair on his toes never fall out.And Bavid, perhaps one day we'll look back at the restraining orders you filed against me and laugh. We'll laugh I tell you. Then we can drop this farce of a so-called-life and become one.
Krinkly Krinkling Krinkles chemistryguy 2013-07-24 | Food that krinkles and clowns that eat my soul make me hungry.
