DJ Peach CobblerToday, DJ Peach Cobbler talks about that time those guys with those funny hats met those other guys with funny hats. The spanish and the aztecs, I think? dunno, don't care, let's talk aliens.
They're real. This Grusch stuff? Insane. Real. I wonder what those guys eat?
Anyway, I think this is the best aesthetic of any of my videos, by far. Expect more in this style, I absolutely adore it. DJ Peach Cobbler History Rome Aztec Spanish y'know how these things go I do apologize I'm just on my grindset how are you? How did I make this so fast? That's for the autopsy to decide! DJ Peach talks history!
Please unban me from the twitter daddy musk it was so fun.
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5 FUN facts about Spanish COLONIZATION!DJ Peach Cobbler2023-06-29 | Today, DJ Peach Cobbler talks about that time those guys with those funny hats met those other guys with funny hats. The spanish and the aztecs, I think? dunno, don't care, let's talk aliens.
They're real. This Grusch stuff? Insane. Real. I wonder what those guys eat?
Anyway, I think this is the best aesthetic of any of my videos, by far. Expect more in this style, I absolutely adore it. DJ Peach Cobbler History Rome Aztec Spanish y'know how these things go I do apologize I'm just on my grindset how are you? How did I make this so fast? That's for the autopsy to decide! DJ Peach talks history!
Please unban me from the twitter daddy musk it was so fun.
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Sound effects 8-Bit Retro Video Game Sound Effects 1I am BEGGING you to Stop CaringDJ Peach Cobbler2024-12-19 | san.com/peach Download the app to stay informed with unbiased, straight facts
Today, DJ Peach Cobbler corners you at a party and yells at your about Andrew Tate, Jake Paul, Netflix casting, and our next Secretary of the Interior. We need to add a Trolling Class to our great nation’s schools, as that is now a key skill to success. Along the way we shall learn the basics of fishing and wrestling.A S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 Review by a CERTIFIED™️ HaterDJ Peach Cobbler2024-11-20 | Today, DJ Peach Cobbler justifies the review code that GSC Game World unfortunately decided to give him. DJ has a long history with the STALKER franchise, and has gone on record as being very afraid that STALKER 2 would dumb-down the horror and survival elements, creating basically a sadder version of Fallout.
Were his fears unfounded? Does STALKER 2 live up to its predecessors? Should I get this mole checked out by a doctor? Watch the video and find out, loser.Grand Theft Auto IV Belongs in a MuseumDJ Peach Cobbler2024-11-05 | Use code 50DJPEACHCOBBLER to get 50% OFF plus free shipping on your first Factor box at bit.ly/4gXCteJ
Today, we acknowledge that we watch videos on unceded Gamer land. The noble gamers of this channel lived in harmony with the land and her gifts for untold generations.
Just kidding, this is still basically a history video. I have manipulated you. Today, DJ Peach Cobbler discusses the potential historical value of Grand Theft Auto IV, how it preserved and commented upon a particular moment in time which has passed, and the struggles of game preservation. Grand Theft Auto. GTA. Gaming. We're GAMERS. WE GAME.What the Romans thought about CleopatraDJ Peach Cobbler2024-10-05 | Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code DJPEACH for 4 months EXTRA at surfshark.com/djpeach
Today, DJ Peach Cobbler discusses the role that Roman attitudes towards Egyptians played in the rise of Octavian. Along the way he'll discuss Marc Antony's mistakes, Cleopatra's feminine charms, and how Octavia was definitely hot.
For this video I used two main sources, both of which I recommend. Plutarch's "Life of Antony" and "The War that Made the Roman Empire" by Barry Strauss. "Rubicon" and "Dynasty: Rise and Fall of the House of Caesar" by Tom Holland were both also very helpful here, and I highly-recommend them. I promise I wasn't lazy, I checked the work of Barry Strauss, which led me to the excellent "speech" "recorded" by Cassius Dio and Tacitus' interesting little remark about Octavia.
The Fall of the Roman Republic has always captured my imagination. I suppose it's the "characters". Cicero, Caesar, Antony, Sextus Pompey, Pompey Magnus, Crassus, Claudius Pulcher, and Octavian are all exceedingly-fascinating historical figures, and the way in which Greco-Roman historians wrote is very dramatic and fun to retell! I do not love Rome because I love marble, nor monuments, nor extensive borders on maps, but because I love a good story written well.
But I have moved away from the Roman Republic.
I don't want to say this is the last time I'll cover the subject, as I have one half-finished script which would be a proper send-off. If you ever see a video entitled, "The Last Act of Cicero", then you'll know I'm done. Out of all those characters, he is the one which has most captured my imagination. There is something about decent men in indecent times which makes my heart ache.
After my "last" Game of the Year I am hesitant to make further promises about the future of this channel. The whole "Egypt" project has been more of an obligation than a joy to make, but it has given me enough money to indulge in my less-profitable projects. All the same, I hope I delivered a sufficiently-enjoyable and thought-provoking product.
I always have a "big" video cooking. I can't wait to share it with you. I can, at the very least, promise that you'll see it before the end of the year.
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Gamers, it's time we tackle a most elusive question...what did the Ancient Romans think about Egypt? That is, it WOULD be elusive! Unfortunately, it turns out that accomplished academics (nerds) have tackled this question and investigated it thoroughly. As baby birds to their mother, the time has come for you to open your mouths and swallow my chewed-up regurgitation of the intelligentsia! Do not resist.
[00:00] Introduction [06:00] What is an Egyptian? [14:05] The Good [27:08] The Bad
Here are a few of the sources I mentioned. Please note that the Amazon links are not affiliate links, so, I won't get paid.
This was originally gonna be in the next video, but I cut the relevant section. See you on the 16th (if you'd like to learn what the Romans thought about Egypt)!The Mad God of the YucatánDJ Peach Cobbler2024-08-11 | Go to http://buyraycon.com/peachcobbler for 20-40% off sitwide on Raycon produccts! Brought to you by Raycon.
00:00 Introduction 17:17 The Maya 23:00 Oh Shoot, Brown People 34:55 A Crazy Theory about the Jews 43:55 The End is Nigh 56:37 Who's in Charge Here? 01:11:12 Daddy is Angry 01:19:09 Jungle Madness 01:20:57 The Inquisition of the Maya 01:30:46 The Sotuta "Confessions" 01:42:08 The Greatly-Exaggerated death of Diego de Landa 01:46:14 The "Account" of "Diego de Landa"
Today, DJ Peach Cobbler describes the theological, historical, political, and emotional motivations behind the infamous friar Diego de Landa's atrocities against the Maya. His infamous inquisition and auto da fe has gone down in history along with the man himself, due to his "authoring" of the Relaccion de los cosas de Yucatan. As with all things in history, simple explanations give way to complicated half-truths as we attempt to find the humanity in de Landa's inhumane actions.
Bibliography:
(I tried to use Google Doc's "Comment" feature to cite my claims more diligently, but later found that other users can't see those comments. I will add the script + all citations within the next few days.)
The Friar and the Maya by Restall, Solari, Chuchiak IV, Ardren
Ambivalent Conquests by Inga Clendinnen
The Millennial Kingdom of the Franciscans in the New World by John Leddy Phelan
The Maya (10th Edition) by Michael D. Coe & Stephen Houston
The Maya: A Very Short Introduction by Mathew Restall & Amara Solari
The Inquisition in New Spain, 1536–1820: A Documentary History by John Chuchiak IV
Writing without Words: Alternative Literacies in Mesoamerica & the Andes Edited by Elizabeth Hill Boone & Walter D. Mignolo
“The evangelical prophecies over Jerusalem have been fulfilled”:Joachim of Fiore, the Jews, Fray Diegode Landa and the Maya by Mark Evan Davis
In Servitio Dei: Fray Diego de Landa, the Franciscan Order, and the Return of the Extirpattion of Idolatry in the Calonial Diocese of Yucatán, 1573-1579 by John F. Chuchiak IVI Know What Sons of the Forest DID.DJ Peach Cobbler2024-06-07 | Check out War Thunder and use my link for a free large bonus back with boosters, vehicles, and more: https://wtplay.link/djpeachcobbler (https://wtplay.link/djpeachcobbler)
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Today, DJ Peach Cobbler calls out racism in Sons of the Forest and implores Endnight to DOUBLE DOWN (for the purposes of good storytelling).
Sons of the Forest is the Sequel to The Forest, an early-access Survival Game which was incredibly popular during the mid-late 2010s but which quickly faded from relevance. DJ Peach Cobbler notices connections between both games and the accounts of early European explorers during the "Age of Exploration". There is a van outside my house which never moves. Endnight is an indie studio which has achieved incredible things despite their limited resources, but DJ Peach Cobbler argues that they need to hire a dedicated story writer and fully acknowledge the problematic tropes employed in the game, so that they may subvert them.
They’re literally two games into the franchise and already doing the “inter-dimensional travel” thing. Genuinely what. It took the hacks at Marvel like 50 movies before they pulled that nonsense out of the garbage. I could see the video attracting a lot of criticism, but I suspect absolutely no one will disagree with the fact that the story of Sons of the Forest is pure garbage.Shipwrecked on the Cannibal CoastDJ Peach Cobbler2024-04-11 | Check out War Thunder and use my link for a free large bonus back with boosters, vehicles, and more: https://wtplay.link/djpeachcobbler War Thunder is a highly detailed vehicle combat game containing over 2,000 playable tanks, aircraft, and ships spanning over 100 years of development. Immerse yourself completely in dynamic battles with an unparalleled combination of realism and approachability.
Today, DJ Peach Cobbler continues the story of Cabeza de Vaca and his shipwrecked peers on the Texas coast.
The Discursive Encounter of Spain and America: The Authority of Eyewitness Testimony in the Writing of History by Rolena Adorno doi.org/10.2307/2947270
American Indian Tribes Volumes 1 & 2 published by Salem Press
1491 by Charles Mann
1493 by Charles MannCobbler Crackdown FOREVERDJ Peach Cobbler2024-03-05 | This week on the Cobbler Crackdown, we slurp up tasty views yum yum.
Deep Noise by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0The Last Game of the YearDJ Peach Cobbler2024-02-26 | 💻 Thanks to Opera for sponsoring this video! Get a browser that’s literally better at everything, download Opera today: https://opr.as/Opera-browser-DJ-Peach-Cobbler
Almost exactly three years ago I muttered into a microphone about Far Cry 3 and that resulted in me eventually getting put on the no-fly list.
I'm sorry I haven't been productive recently, but I'm filming a Crackdown today and also want to return to more weird off-the-wall stuff. We're just getting started.Cobbler FarmsDJ Peach Cobbler2024-02-10 | makeship.com/products/roman-dj-pc-plush Sorry guys I found out about a bunch of hills in St. Louis and I'm distracted right now.Blue Jay was WRONGDJ Peach Cobbler2024-01-31 | “Study the historian before you begin to study the facts.” - E.H. Carr
If you'd like to know more about Ancient Roman racism (if you don't, you're a lunatic) then I highly-recommend Bejamin Isaac's "The Invention of Racism in Classical Antiquity". Rome: an Empire of Many Nations is also excellent, but slightly less relevant.
I've been taking a break and reading a bit on the philosophy of history. This is sorta a result of that. E.H. Carr's "What is History" has been very compelling, but if you want a shorter read, "The Landscape of History" by John Lewis Gladdis is great!
Regardless, I hope this didn't feel like some YouTuber drama hit-piece. On one hand, we both have cartoon profile pictures and it's a small part in an older video. But on the other?
“I am reminded of Housman's remark that 'accuracy is a duty, not a virtue.' To praise a historian for his accuracy is like praising an architect for using well-seasoned timber or properly mixed concrete in his building. It is a necessary condition of his work, but not his essential function.” - E.H. Carr
(I promise I've read other things on the philosophy of history, it's just that Gladdis and David Hackett Fischer aren't as quotable)
Honestly my methods with those old Rome videos were such garbage I'm lucky I didn't get stuff SUPER wrong. I think mesoamerican history will kick your teeth in if you're not diligent, and it really made me reflect on this work and how seriously I should take it (behind the scenes). Honestly AltHistoryHub deserves an ACTUAL takedown for his garbage Aztec video, but he basically just spit out a bunch of myths and nonsense that it took me three hours to untangle ALREADY so if someone could just strap him into a Clockwork Orange-thing and make him watch my madness that would be great because his video makes me angry and I don't know how to address it without just saying the same stuff again.
Anyway, I was serious about the gaming video. It'll probably be the last one. After that, the Maya, then a history of Rome. All DJ Peach Cobbler plans are subject to change at the last-minute.How Florida Broke the ConquistadorsDJ Peach Cobbler2023-12-22 | Check out War Thunder and use my link for a free large bonus back with boosters, vehicles, and more: https://playwt.link/djpeachcobbler
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Today, DJ Peach Cobbler discusses the Lost Expedition of Narvaez which started 5 years after The Conquest of the Aztec Empire. In this part (and a second coming soon) DJ Peach Cobbler will detail the incredible survival story of Cabeza de Vaca, as well as the rapidly-shifting political landscape of the Spanish New World in the wake of the Fall of Tenochtitlan.I have a Streaming Channel (Check Description)DJ Peach Cobbler2023-10-16 | Can't stream on it yet? I presume because it's not partnered yet. Will do so next time, though: youtube.com/channel/UCny71j8D9v8_YfM9rmizVmwThe Fall of the Aztec: FINALEDJ Peach Cobbler2023-10-12 | Script + Citations: docs.google.com/document/d/19xp9L-7im5n_8sQo0CvwQ_mSeV2ZtB8nRad6x6Rl7vU/edit?usp=sharing
NOTE: some of the citations are lazily formatted (page 176, Bernal Diaz) so yknow
Thanks to @MajoraZ on twitter, MajoraZ on Discord, etc for helping with these videos, without him none of this would have been possible. Check out the comment section for his extra clarifications and corrections, as well as the ones he did in past videos:
SPECIAL THANKS to Daniel Parada whose Aztec clothing studies formed the foundation of my mesoamerican cobbler characters! Check out his artstation here: daniel-parada.artstation.com/projects/e0L3Bb
Image Credits: Scott and Stuart Gentling/The Amon Carter Museum (images taken from Carter online collection, One Reed Year Buddy Holly booklet, Photos taken at Imagined Realism exhibit, etc) Daniel Parada/Zotzcomic/Kamazotz TlatoaniCraft/TlatoaniMC Angus Mcbride/Osprey Publishing Jean Torton - Voyages D'Alix Sopa de Sobre "El Itinerario de Hernán Cortés" animation H.M. Herget Jose Ignacio Redondo Pierre Joubert Adam Hook/Osprey Publishing Luis Covarrubias Ignacio Marquina See Inside: An Aztec Town/Warwick publishing (exact artist unknown) Mary Evans Picture Library/Edwin Mullan Collection Getty images Severino Baraldi Charles Ricketts Esad Ribic Jesus Helguera Various Public Domain sources
Today, DJ Peach Cobbler concludes his series on the Fall of the Aztec Empire. The conventional narrative paints Cortes as Caesar and Montezuma as Bibillus, and this shall not stand. DJ Peach Cobbler with the invaluable assistance of modern academics (and MajoraZ) presents a revised and measured retelling of the story that used to go, "Guns, Germs, Steel".The Fall of the Aztec: Part TwoDJ Peach Cobbler2023-08-31 | Compare news coverage. Spot media bias. Avoid algorithms. Try Ground News today and get 30% off your subscription by going to https://ground.news/cobbler
Daniel Parada for his excellent and historically accurate mesoamerican illustrations, without which, I'd have to use some AI garbage which always looks ridiculous. artstation.com/daniel-parada
I will get more into Aztec human sacrifice and the Spanish "Black Legend" in the final installment. Obviously Aztec religion is a huge missing component of this video, but it's so intertwined with the "cover-up" which I'll get into that I wanted to save it for then. It's a huge topic, and I do believe (although it's just a script at the moment) I have done it justice.
This project has made it clear to me that the scope of my history videos has made not citing sources irresponsible. The final installment and all future history videos will have their sources properly cited. For now, this is what I've got if you'd like to learn more:
"The True History of the Conquest of New Spain" by Bernal Diaz - a firsthand Spanish account of an ordinary conquistador, this book has a lasting legacy for a reason. It's thrilling, tense, romantic, and oftentimes hilarious. Its accuracy issues are significant, Diaz was writing decades later about events which he oftentimes didn't firsthand witness, and the expedition was not really legal. For entertainment value, it's incredible, but as a history it should be taken with a grain of salt and supplemented with other contradictory works if you want a real understanding of this event.
"A Short Account of The Destruction of The Indies" by Bartolome de Las Casas. - While Las Casas was present during the invasion of Cuba and certainly travelled around the Spanish New World extensively, he, too, was not an eyewitness to much he described. There are accuracy issues, which have been used to attack the broader life's work of Las Casas, but the fact remains he gave up "the good life" and did not stand to gain much from this and his other histories. Diaz was certainly inaccurate in numerous ways but his work was never as controversial as that of Las Casas, so it did not receive the same scrutiny. Las Casas attacked powerful people in his work, so every flaw has been used to discredit his broader point. That point is that the Spanish Indies were managed by heartless greedy men.
"When Montezuma met Cortes" and "Seven Myths of the Spanish Conquest" by Mathew Restall - These were the books which first clued me in on just how contentious this whole subject is. He makes some points about human sacrifice that are, quite simply, not correct and we will get into that. I have sent Restall a "Not a Bug Person" certificate, but he is still a modern academic, and as such, will too often take the "nothing ever happens" position. By that I mean, "individuals have NO agency, they are exclusively trapped within economic, political, and government forces, and anything exceptional or insane is a lie." Crazy shit happens everyday, I dislike when historians take this position, and remove free will and random chance and exceptional men from the equation all-together. Regardless, if you only read one book on this subject, "When Montezuma met Cortes" is the best choice, and "Seven Myths..." is another great one with a more broad overview of Spanish colonization.
"Conquest: Montezuma, Cortes, and the Fall of Old Mexico" by Hugh Thomas - I wanted a "non-argumentative" modern history on the subject. Restall, at the end of the day, has a thesis to prove, and I wanted something boring and measured and boy did I find it! There's some weird word choice in here, namely as it pertains to conquistadors "seducing" native women (although I have no doubt that did occur), but the book provides a good deal of background on the Aztec and Spanish which is what I wanted. It's mostly just boring, but that could be because it was my third time reading about the same event.
"The Florentine Codex: Book 12": Without context, I don't think this is useful for the layman, and it's also like $40. That being said, it is (with a great deal of caveats I'll get into in the next video) the Aztec perspective of the fall of their empire.
The Letters of Hernan Cortes - Garbage. But necessary to understand the event and I'm running out of character space.The Fall of the Aztec: Part OneDJ Peach Cobbler2023-08-08 | Today, DJ Peach Cobbler talks about the myth of Hernan Cortes, the ongoing debate over the fall of the Aztec empire, and why the topic is an absolute nightmare of politics, bias, and greed.
In a few weeks, he will continue this journey, when he explores What Remains of Montezuma, The Great Speaker of the Aztec Empire.
Daniel Parada created the artwork for my little cobbler characters, as he’s making a great comic about the aztec! You can see here artstation.com/daniel-parada
We Will Rise Again (8bit) - Dan Romer ft. Meredith Godreau (FAR CRY5) youtu.be/6nVrFHqMnkQ
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Today, DJ Peach Cobbler complains about the new Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom in a refreshingly straight-forward way! Relative to his usual stuff, anyway. He compares the exploration of The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim to the new Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom. He will ramble.
Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom and Breath of the Wild represent a significant departure for the series. Taking inspiration from Skyrim and Shadow of the Colossus, the games are now more open-world and focus on player-expression.
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Today, DJ Peach Cobbler discusses The Business Plot, a conspiracy revealed by General Smedley Butler to the American government, what it says about populism, the modern American government, and the fall of the Roman Republic.When Rome met Persia: PART TWODJ Peach Cobbler2023-04-04 | TWITTER: twitter.com/DJ_PeachCobbler PATREON: patreon.com/djpc REDDIT: reddit.com/r/DJ_Peach_Cobbler
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Music used: Ocean on his Shoulders Piano cover @ 9:00 = youtu.be/3Z0ozUrAnE4 Last of Us Part 2 Theme @ 10:10 Liberty City Nocturne is the credits music = youtu.be/pPiL5F0I5xE
Today, DJ Peach Cobbler finishes the story of what happened when Rome first met Persia, and admits defeat. This video covers Julius Caesar's invasion of Gaul, Crassus and Pompey's second consulship, and Crassus' ill-fated invasion of Parthia.
Today, DJ Peach Cobbler begins to recount the story of Persia, the successor kingdoms, Rome, and Parthia. This was originally gonna be one part but I decided I wanted people to click on it. This video covers Alexander's conquests, the history of the fertile crescent, the successor kingdoms, Sulla's civil war, the Parthian civil war between Orodes and Mithridates, and the beginnings of the first triumvirate.
The next video will cover Julius Caesar's rise to power, and the invasion of Parthia led by Crassus.Hogwarts CONTROVERSY & Balloon Madness (Cobbler Crackdown)DJ Peach Cobbler2023-02-24 | Thanks to Ridge Wallet for sponsoring this video! Link: ridge.com/cobbler Us Coupon code COBBLER for 10% off!
This week on the Cobbler Crackdown, someone made a Ubisoft video game about children's book and that's literally so evil oh my god someone please call the police, China's fondness for hot air balloons leads to World War 3, and DJ Peach Cobbler gets unbanned from Twitter again LOL, how'd that happen that's crazy curse you Elon Musk.A P̸̮͔̘̀͘o̴͊l̶̢̍̒i̴t̴́ì̷̇ĉ̵̠̏á̴̈́̊l Hardspace Shipbreaker ReviewDJ Peach Cobbler2023-02-19 | TWITTER (I got unbanned lol): twitter.com/DJ_PeachCobbler PATREON: patreon.com/djpc
Today, DJ Peach Cobbler reviews Hardspace Shipbreaker and does a heckin' wholesome politicerino! Hardspace Shipbreaker is a simulation game about what it feels like to graduate college and go on to work at mcdonald's and I'm sorry to actually make the vid so political but what the hell else could the video be?AI-generated Duke Nukem Flirts with George W. BushDJ Peach Cobbler2023-02-05 | I've seen a lot of those "X if it was an 80's sitcom" videos filled with AI generated images, so I thought it would be fun to stitch together a script, voice-over, and images all made by different AIs.
I obviously couldn't help myself a bit. The point where Duke Nukem says "Duke Nukem" like he's a Pokemon was a typo when I copied-and-pasted the script ChatGPT spit out into Elevenlabs. It made me lose my mind, so I kept it in and distorted and fried it a bit.
All-in-all, I could've made this with my cobbler face skits faster, but whether or not that would've looked better is open to interpretation. The voices, however, are absolutely incredible. I've been messing with it non-stop.The Endless Twitter NIGHTMARE - Cobbler CrackdownDJ Peach Cobbler2023-01-19 | New Dr. Squatch customers receive 20% off orders $20 or more. Use my code: DSQPEACH Click here: bit.ly/3R7eOL9
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Today, Cobbler cracks down on CiCi's pizza's new business model, the Britney Griner trade, and the various Elon Musk Twitter Shenanigans. Cobbler was also finally banned from Twitter, so you can imagine how he felt just watching it burn down without a chance to throw some gas on there.What did the Romans think of the Jews?DJ Peach Cobbler2023-01-09 | In today's video, DJ Peach Cobbler delves further into the history of Ancient Rome and some lil' troublemakers. There were three wars waged between the Jewish people and Rome, and in this video DJ Peach focuses on the first one, the creatively named, "First Jewish War". A war which altered the very nature of Jewish worship to this day, with the destruction of the second Jewish temple.
I have some regrets with this one. Would've been a good idea to devote ten minutes to the Bar Kokhba Revolt at the end, but I got wrapped up in Josephus' and Vespasian's stories and it felt weird to spend a lot of time past the conclusion of that story. Definitely should've given a bit more time to the conflict between the various Jewish factions, but they're a contentious people, so there tended to be a lot of them. Boy, these pretzels are making me thirsty.Game of the Year 2022DJ Peach Cobbler2022-12-16 | Install Raid for Free ✅ IOS/ANDROID/PC: clcr.me/DjPeachCobbler_Dec22 and get a special starter pack 💥 Available only for the next 30 days
Today, DJ Peach Cobbler reveals his Game of the Year for 2022. Which, obviously, is God of War 7 (8?): God Harder. God of War Ragnarok is so good that DJ Peach Cobbler forgot all the other games that came out this year! There was a cat one, right? WHELP, it surely couldn't measure up to the pulse-pounding action of the camera sticking WAY too close to Kratos' back for the combat to be enjoyable.
They KNOW it's a problem, hence the arrows pointing towards imminent attacks, so why is it STILL a problem? I hate it so much. Also, every enemy's health bar is about 50% too long. Kratos doesn't take enough damage, either. The animations and sound design is punchy enough, but the blows have no impact due to the balancing. Furthermore, Kratos doesn't move enough when you dodge.
All in all, it's just a very irritating combat system. I'd probably be a lot kinder to the game if I didn't hate it so much.
I wore the suit at the end because it's a job interview.
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Today, DJ Peach Cobbler tries to hide his absolute contempt for his audience by pretending he's a person that regrets his actions (despite having his ability to feel shame surgically removed once he got his silver play button)The Stupid Reason I Love House of the DragonDJ Peach Cobbler2022-11-13 | PATREON: patreon.com/djpc
Today, DJ Peach Cobbler discusses A Song of Ice and Fire, the history of history, and House of the Dragon. House of the Dragon is the new Game of Thrones spin-off Cobbler planned to hate, but then the check came through lol.
Really was unsure about the Rome TV show thing? However, I think it's necessary to demonstrate how looking critically at historical sources can result in much more interesting characters. The Octavian of propaganda is also pretty boring, his two-faced nature is what makes it fun.Is SCORN Torture or art? (its art)DJ Peach Cobbler2022-10-28 | BUY MY PLUSHIE: makeship.com/products/dj-peach-cobbler-plush
Today, DJ Peach Cobbler ruminates on cosmic horror and SCORN, a video game developed by Ebb software and inspired by the artwork of HR Giger. It's a first-person shooter and adventure game and is all-around a fun time for the whole family, provided you're that creepy zombie family from Resident Evil 7.What did the Romans think of the Greeks?DJ Peach Cobbler2022-08-13 | TWITTER: twitter.com/DJ_PeachCobbler PATREON: patreon.com/djpc REDDIT: reddit.com/r/DJ_Peach_Cobbler
Today, DJ Peach Cobbler delivers on a promise.
He delves into the complex and millennia-spanning relationship between ancient Greece and Rome, from Alexander's conquest to the fall of Constantinople. He covers the Pyrrhic war, Nero, Hadrian, and still fits in innumerable jokes about butt stuff.
Ancient Rome is so cool, and so is Greece. Thanks for watching, and reading! You read this whole description! You didn't have to do that! Comment your favorite emperor, or I will crucify you.
As usual, I do not cite my sources, because I still have a full-time job and I just can't be bothered. However, here are most of the (secondary) sources I used, and which I recommend if you'd like to learn more!
"Greece Against Rome by Philip Matyszak" - Very approachable, although the interplay between the various successor kingdoms were quite complicated and it delves fairly deeply into that. I don't recommend this book unless you're interested in classical antiquity IN GENERAL, and not just Rome. To be clear, you should be.
"The Story of Greece and Rome by Tony Spawforth" - Certainly less approachable, but incredibly well-written. There are two types of non-fiction books on the ancient Mediterranean. Those which talk about pottery shards, and those which don't. Those which do are drier, certainly, but also don't indulge themselves in unreliable secondary sources, instead choosing to focus on that which we can ascertain from archeological evidence. This is the book to read on this subject if you've got patience and a true hunger for knowledge.
"Rome: The Rise and Fall of an Empire by Simon Baker" - This is a beach read, through-and-through, but that is no insult. It jumps around through the life of the Republic and Empire, and is exceedingly entertaining, albeit sorta pulpy. If you just wanna have a good time and get a broad overview of Rome, this is the one. Can't recommend it enough.
Today, DJ Peach Cobbler talks about how and why he thinks Duke Nukem needs a sequel. Maybe a cartoon spinoff? Saturday morning cartoon? Breakfast cereal?
Duke Nukem Forever was the disappointing sequel to Duke Nukem 3d, one of the original build engine boomer shooters. Due to project mismanagement, the game was delayed countless time...
you know that story. But why does DJ Peach Cobbler think that Duke Nukem is a franchise with as much potential as Doom? Just watch the video, dude. Cmon. Give me adsense.Stock Market & Crypto CRASH (Cobbler Crackdown)DJ Peach Cobbler2022-05-12 | TWITTER: twitter.com/DJ_PeachCobbler
Today, DJ Peach Cobbler discusses Representative Scott Cawthorn, a portal to hell, the rapidly approaching midterms, the stock market and cryptocurrency woes, and much more. Do not pray for him, he is already dead.ROE V. WADE OVERTURNED (Cobbler Crackdown)DJ Peach Cobbler2022-05-06 | TWITTER: twitter.com/DJ_PeachCobbler PATREON: patreon.com/djpc
This week, a Roe V Wade draft leaked, a guy was pushed off a cliff, and Democrats continue to try their best, they promise, they really wanna do something so bad! You should vote for them again, they try so gosh darn hard! Good for them, I'm proud of them.
Cobbler Crackdown is going to be a weekly show that I made in-between the more high-effort videos.250k Subscriber Q&A [NOT CLICKBAIT] [GONE SENSUAL]DJ Peach Cobbler2022-04-10 | TWITTER: twitter.com/DJ_PeachCobbler
Today, DJ Peach Cobbler rants in an exceptionally (even for him) unhinged manner about how to tell when a game franchise has died. The dog is the harbinger of rot, and FromSoftware, with the release of Elden Ring...inches ever closer to the canine.MIYAZAKI DOES IT AGAINDJ Peach Cobbler2022-03-08 | Elden Ring video once the storm within me subsides.The Flash Game that Actually MatteredDJ Peach Cobbler2022-02-19 | TWITTER: twitter.com/DJ_PeachCobbler REDDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/DJ_Peach_Cob...
Today, Professor Cobbler takes his class down his insane train of thought, taking a stop in the cars of adobe flash, newgrounds, Steve Jobs, Apple, Hubbert's theory of Peak Oil, before finally ending at something that, as usual, only he cares about.
Also, he bites Nakey Jakey 's style a bit.The superbowl ad they refused to air!!!DJ Peach Cobbler2022-02-12 | #iamlivinginyourwalls #superbowlad
Today, DJ Peach Cobbler does his first bit of sponsored content by showing off GUNS and their incredibly diverse and cost-friendly usages!DJ Peach Cobbler Live StreamDJ Peach Cobbler2022-01-26 | ...What did the Romans think of barbarians & Carthage?DJ Peach Cobbler2022-01-23 | Today, DJ Peach Cobbler explains how the Ancient Romans felt about both their northern neighbors, and the Carthaginians.
SPOILER ALERT: They weren't fans.
But there is a great complexity to how they felt about these peoples, as well as how they treated them. From Caesar's Conquest of Gaul to the Punic Wars and Cato the Elder being a jerk about literally everything at all times, there's a lot of ground to cover.How Femboys Won the Vietnam WarDJ Peach Cobbler2022-01-22 | Today, DJ Peach Cobbler tells the untold story of our brave femboys-in-arms. These brave bois provided both company and fire support to our men stationed overseas during the Vietnam war.
Sometimes, I think there's something wrong with me.
Today, DJ Peach Cobbler eats crow and plays Halo Infinite. After playing through Bungie's original Halo trilogy last year, DJ Peach Cobbler found the experience to feel remarkably dated. Can Halo Infinite improve on the original formula while still remaining true to it? Will DJ Peach Cobbler talk about Doom Eternal? Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!Top Five Failures of the CIADJ Peach Cobbler2021-11-29 | DISCORD: discord.gg/bNRzckn8hJ TWITTER: twitter.com/DJ_PeachCobbler REDDIT: reddit.com/r/DJ_Peach_Cobbler
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Today, DJ Peach Cobbler disappears under suspicious circumstances.
The Central Intelligence Agency of America is an organization compromised since its inception. Cruel, incompetent, impotent, it is not only incapable of defending America, but is in fact often attacking American citizens. The CIA is an unconstitutional organization.