The OnionIn newly resurfaced audio, the vice-presidential candidate is heard making disparaging remarks, calling childless children "miserable" and "pathetic".
JD Vance Under Fire For Resurfaced Remarks Criticizing Childless Children | Onion News NetworkThe Onion2024-10-07 | In newly resurfaced audio, the vice-presidential candidate is heard making disparaging remarks, calling childless children "miserable" and "pathetic".
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