Uploaded July 2025 | Updated September 2026, 5 hours ago

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I guess there's a few things in here worth noting: there is a fanart in here where they're imagined as humanoid which might be jarring, and some of the fanarts in here make me blush so make of that what you will

Seriously, the ship names that people actually use ever... one sounds like something horrible is about to happen, and the other is just unpronounceable
(hahaha, that's me roasting the search engine of the browser I'm literally using, hahaha, in truth I hate both ship names equally)
edit: thank you to my commenters for suggesting "Zoogle"

Multiple people did the long bacon meme but I did not find a way to incorporate that.

Images are from The Amazing Digital Circus (property of Gooseworx and Glitch) and fans thereof who are not me. As always I can only claim the editing. Seiros is from FE3H.

Song used: Handlebars by JENNIE and Dua Lipa
(JENNIE of BLACKPINK, if you wonder why her voice sounds familiar)

My apologies for releasing this with an unfinished description, I'm very distracted. (Don't worry, I'm not any less okay than I normally am!)