Uploaded February 2017 | Updated September 2026, 4 days ago

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Free Download: newgrounds.com/audio/download/726236

bpm=138
Decided since the stems were up, and it wasn't hard to find a midi fo the song it was parodying, I'd give this a go.

Lyrics:
I'd like to build the world a site
And furnish it with porn
Draw hentai pics and girls with dicks
And tentacles galore

I'd like to teach the world to fap
In perfect harmony
I'd like to show you dirty toons
For all eternity

I'd like to see the world for once
All standing cock in hand
And hear them jerk it far and wide
Spray jizz throughout the land

I'd like to teach the world to fap
In perfect harmony
Do do do dooh

I'd like to build the world a site
And furnish it with porn
Draw hentai pics and girls with dicks
And tentacles galore

I'd like to teach the world to fap
In perfect harmony
I'd like to show you dirty toons
For all eternity

I'd like to see the world for once
All standing cock in hand
And hear them jerk it far and wide
Spray jizz throughout the land

I'd like to teach the world to fap
In perfect harmony

Original done by zone: youtube.com/user/ZONEsama
youtube.com/watch?v=QEPHLPmt914
Singer/Zone-tan - Caxx
Thumbnail art by Gannadene
Hentai key logo belongs to it's owner(s)
Every other art asset is by aspid-rapier

The only other decent remix I could find of this had less than 100 views, so if you wanna hear another version, here:
youtube.com/watch?v=f6fE-Kd4LDk