Uploaded November 2019 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago

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Much better than the Finder face.

Script:

Johnny: I did NAAHHT! Oh-

Mark: No, forget it. I'll talk to you later.

Johnny: Well, whatever.

Also Johnny: It's not-

Kellog's Mari-Os: COMIN' DOWN!

Pigskin: pumf

Explosion-Kun: *Is*

Marky: Well, I'm just sitting' up here wankin', y'know?

John: Uha ha. Bullshit!

Mork: No, really. *Regular noises*

John-Boy: What makes you do that?

Markkk: I dunno. Maybe I'm just no good in bed.

Joj: It seems to me like you're the sex expert, Muaork.

Marlton: …NO, definitely not a sex expert, Johnny.

Acorn Man: Bullshit, I demand to know how many people you slept with.

Quark: A dozen guys and one girl.

Johnson's Supple Lollipops: …AHAA-What a story, Mourk.

Mourk: Yeah, you can say that again.

Jimmy Jab: What a story, Muaourk.

Muaourk: Yeah, you can say that a-

The One True Mark: GAIN!

Jimbo: Oh, hi, Mark.

Maram: I got a question for you.

Gelato: Don't even ask.

Arc: You think girls like to cheat like guys do?

onJh: Yeah. I hit her. It's true. It's true. I did hit her.

World's Smallest Violin: *Vocal minority*

J-Bone: I don't have to worry about that, because Lisa's loyal to me. Because I hit her if she's NAAHHT! Oh, yeah.

M-Dawg: Yeah, maybe you're right.

Jom-Joms: I'm so high.

MarkTank: Yeah. (XIX) No.

Join The Fist: It seems to me like you're Mark.

Quite Obviously Mark And No One Else: No. I got a question for you.

John-e: Yeah.

Marky-Lark: Did you steal my Lucky Charms? Well, did you?

Crapper: No, it's not true. It's boner. I did your BAAHHT! Oh, hi, Mark.

Older: Hand on the Tommy Wiseau, feel the rhythm of the *Laughs all over big face*

Dental Prober: Eating junk food.

Version of originalness: youtube.com/watch?v=9snLKJTJZx0