Uploaded January 2021 | Updated September 2026, 55 minutes ago

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i hate plants...


Adams Pizza Videos:

New-York Style: youtube.com/watch?v=lzAk5wAImFQ


New-York Style #2: youtube.com/watch?v=SDpCzJw2xm4

Cast Iron: youtube.com/watch?v=uYxB4QBlrx4Plant-Pizza: youtube.com/watch?v=s1lymumWd8g

Neapolitan Pizza: youtube.com/watch?v=3ZEGG1mb3Rc



[YTP] RECIPE:


1. Start with a teaspoon of yeast, a teaspoon of sugar, and a quarter cup of warm, white wine. Then wait 5 years (Adam waited 2000 years) This is called blooming and it is VERY necessary.


2. Add 2 tablespoons of White Wine, a tablespoon more of sugar, a tablespoon of salt, and a glug of Olive Oil, about quarter cup.


3. Go in, and kneed with your spoon, then when it becomes useless use your hand. When you become useless, go back to the spoon, when it becomes useless, go back in with your hands. When you become useless (Again), go ahead and use the stand mixer.


4. NO! Never cook with a stand mixer.


5. Kneed for 10 years


6. Olive Oil goes in, just enough to coat the pan, then sprinkle in some dried oregano. This helps avoid stickage.


7. Rev up your fryers, because Fred from SpongeBob is sure hungry fo-


8. While your hands a greasy, grab your dough ball.


9. Preheat your balls, before making your sauce.


10. Use San Marzano balls. The expensive kind from Italy


11. No! Use Pastene Balls. 28 cups for a 10 in pizza. Then a bit of Olive Oil, and Cornmeal. That is it.


12. Preheat 550 F for 1 full year


13. Enjoy.

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