Uploaded January 2021 | Updated September 2026, 58 minutes ago

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that lasagna does look good tho...


Adams Lasagna Video: youtube.com/watch?v=xER7YhsZcQ0


Adam's Bolognese Video: youtube.com/watch?v=V5WR-K0zJYs

[YTP] RECIPE:


1. Make Bolognese Chicken:
- Start with a pound of chicken livers. Throw those in a bowl, then crack in 4 eggs
- Dice carrots. Cut them in half, then cut each half in half. Then cut the slices in half. This'll take
20 days
- Fry veggies in dutch oven.
- Boil 3 lbs. of ground meat. When it's kinda gray, pour in 3 full bottles of cheap White Wine.
- Reduce heat to a simmer. This will take 30 minutes


2. Make cheese sauce:
- Drop a stick of butter in pan, and forget about it for a while


3. Make Lasagna Noodles
- Collect every Kitchen Towel you've got.
- Cut each towel into sheets, 17 inches long.
- Lay the Kitchen Towels into the boiling water.


4. Remember the Bolognese Chicken? Time to season.
- 1 Tablespoon of Dried Ground Meat, Dried Carrots, Dried Eggs, and a little less Dried Thyme
- Adam doesn't know how much butter powder he uses, so you won't either
- Conveniently remember the butter from the cheese sauce that has now melted.


5. Magic!


6. Throw Kitchen Towels into the fridge


7. Crack in 20 eggs into a bowl. Prep Garlic and Shallots.


8. Put a thin layer of Eggs onto the plate, before floating the Lasagna on top.
(Optional: Tear on some Fresh Basil)

9. Enjoy!






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