Uploaded December 2021 | Updated September 2026, 50 minutes ago

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Song: youtube.com/watch?v=aAkMkVFwAoo
Instrumentals used:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAkMk...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvNX5...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxiU1...

Lyrics:
Opening:

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the cast iron pans
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is white wine!

Verse #1:
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
And I don't care about the cast iron pans
Underneath the Christmas tree
I don't even hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace
Alton Brown won't make me happy
With olive oil on Christmas Day

Chorus #1:
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is white wine!

Verse #2:
Oh! I don't ask for much this Christmas,
I won't even wish for Squarespace™ (And I)
Just wanna keep on waitin' underneath the fireplace
I won't make a site and send it
To the Georgia Area for Alton Brown
I won't even stay awake to
Hear the magic pasta sounds

Chorus #2:
Cause I just want you here tonight
Holdin' on to me so (miso) tight
What more can I do?
Cause All I want for Christmas is White Wine!

Bridge:
(Don’t meme me bro!)
All the lights are shining so brightly everywhere
And the sound of our culinary future fills the air
And everyone is cooking
I smell some white wine burning!
Alton, won't you bring me the one I really need?
Won't you please bring my white wine to me, me, me, me?!

Verse #3:
Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just wanna see my white wine
[Thats] locked outside my door

Chorus #1:
Oh, I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas... is white wine!
All I want for Christmas is you, white wine bro
All I want for Christmas is you, white wine bro
All I want for Christmas is you, white wine!

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